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(The Hollywood Reporter)   Kanye throws his hat in the ring to flip the election for Trump   (hollywoodreporter.com) divider line
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2020-07-04 9:02:16 PM  
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2020-07-04 9:05:07 PM  
Sorry, but I agree with Obama on this one.
 
2020-07-04 9:09:02 PM  
Go West, life is weirder there. Go West, in the crazy air.
 
2020-07-04 9:09:15 PM  
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2020-07-04 9:14:43 PM  
He's not really running, he's probably about to sell something. Didn't he do this already?
 
2020-07-04 9:15:11 PM  
Release the RussiaBots. By Monday he will be "polling" ahead of Joe.
 
2020-07-04 9:16:04 PM  
He will be securing the vote of all 3 (4?) Republicans who aren't terrified of dark skin.
 
2020-07-04 9:20:18 PM  
He's a jackass.
 
2020-07-04 9:27:08 PM  
He is about the only person I can think of offhand that is as big a narcissist as Trump, so props for that I guess.
 
2020-07-04 9:28:58 PM  
I thought he had jumped the shark when he went all Christiany, but can I change my mind now that he is a Servant of the Beast 666?

Bring back Jesus Boy! Man!
 
2020-07-04 9:31:14 PM  
2020 strikes again
 
2020-07-04 9:32:27 PM  
So he is running against Trump, technically speaking, not as his running mate? I could see this working out if he can woo the Black Protestant vote ... and bring it out away from Trump. They might even have to let the black voters into the polls or risk alienating the Christ Botherers of all races.
 
2020-07-04 9:33:20 PM  

Gubbo: 2020 strikes again


bing bing bong bong whomp whomp Ka-Boom! You win the Internets for being the first to say it.
 
2020-07-04 9:38:09 PM  
Not going to lie, I'm having the exact same reaction to this announcement that I had when I learned Trump was running.
 
2020-07-04 9:40:52 PM  
Probably thinks he's bigger than yeezus now.
 
2020-07-04 9:42:59 PM  
Watch for the responsea from Shaun King and Nina Turner.
 
2020-07-04 9:43:02 PM  
And he probably missed the filing deadline in most states already. There is a shiat ton of work that goes into running.
It's not like declaring bankruptcy.
 
2020-07-04 9:46:16 PM  

cretinbob: And he probably missed the filing deadline in most states already. There is a shiat ton of work that goes into running.
It's not like declaring bankruptcy.


I declare Candidacy
 
2020-07-04 9:48:05 PM  

cretinbob: And he probably missed the filing deadline in most states already. There is a shiat ton of work that goes into running.
It's not like declaring bankruptcy.


Probably about 1/4 of the states it is too late, the others he would need to start petitions immediately to meet deadlines and start on all the paperwork. Even as a strictly write in candidate you have to file paperwork in most states to even have your vote counted.
 
2020-07-04 9:49:21 PM  
Corn Pop strikes again.
 
2020-07-04 9:54:00 PM  
West 2020: "Scoop De Poop De Shoop Poop"
 
2020-07-04 9:58:12 PM  
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2020-07-04 10:07:38 PM  
He's missed the filing deadline in 6 states, losing out on 131 electoral votes. He'll also probably fail to get the signatures required in states with filing deadlines in July & August.
 
2020-07-04 10:17:24 PM  

andrewagill: He's missed the filing deadline in 6 states, losing out on 131 electoral votes. He'll also probably fail to get the signatures required in states with filing deadlines in July & August.


He doesn't need to get on all state ballots to be an issue, just swing states
 
2020-07-04 10:21:35 PM  

some_beer_drinker: [i.ytimg.com image 850x444]


While struggling with a crisis, President Camacho:

1.) Recognized that the problem existed.
2.) Recognized that he wasn't the smartest person in the world.
3.) Found the smartest person in the world and gave him unlimited powers to fix the problem.
4.) Threw a giant party when he fixed the problem and threw his house open to everybody.
5.) Resigned and handed over the keys of the country to the smartest person in the world.

Camacho would actually be a better president than Trump.
 
2020-07-04 10:40:21 PM  
whatever Kanye.  if Taylor Swift ran against you, she'd kick your ass
 
2020-07-04 10:47:39 PM  

GardenWeasel: andrewagill: He's missed the filing deadline in 6 states, losing out on 131 electoral votes. He'll also probably fail to get the signatures required in states with filing deadlines in July & August.

He doesn't need to get on all state ballots to be an issue, just swing states


He won't get on the ballot in swing states. The only swing state he might get on the ballot in time for is Arizona.
 
2020-07-04 10:51:01 PM  
I'm calling it now. Lyndon LaRouche will get more votes than Kanye.
 
2020-07-04 11:01:46 PM  
president barack obama - kanye west - jackass (actual video) 2009.09.16
Youtube 078BGtKNL1o
 
2020-07-04 11:10:04 PM  

ZZ9 Plural Z Alpha: [YouTube video: president barack obama - kanye west - jackass (actual video) 2009.09.16]


Careful, though.  There may be a pattern developing: Obama makes fun of con artist/"entertainer" who is obviously an incompetent moron, then next thing you know . . .
 
2020-07-04 11:12:14 PM  

andrewagill: GardenWeasel: andrewagill: He's missed the filing deadline in 6 states, losing out on 131 electoral votes. He'll also probably fail to get the signatures required in states with filing deadlines in July & August.

He doesn't need to get on all state ballots to be an issue, just swing states

He won't get on the ballot in swing states. The only swing state he might get on the ballot in time for is Arizona.


Thank you for at least a glimmer of hope in these trying times.
 
2020-07-04 11:17:05 PM  
He's got a new album and needs publicity. Ignore him.
 
2020-07-04 11:17:12 PM  

Naido: ZZ9 Plural Z Alpha: [YouTube video: president barack obama - kanye west - jackass (actual video) 2009.09.16]

Careful, though.  There may be a pattern developing: Obama makes fun of con artist/"entertainer" who is obviously an incompetent moron, then next thing you know . . .


A thing happening once isn't a pattern
 
2020-07-04 11:31:11 PM  
Everything hurts.
 
2020-07-04 11:34:19 PM  
I would totally vote for him in 2024.
 
2020-07-04 11:35:03 PM  

Bith Set Me Up: some_beer_drinker: [i.ytimg.com image 850x444]

While struggling with a crisis, President Camacho:

1.) Recognized that the problem existed.
2.) Recognized that he wasn't the smartest person in the world.
3.) Found the smartest person in the world and gave him unlimited powers to fix the problem.
4.) Threw a giant party when he fixed the problem and threw his house open to everybody.
5.) Resigned and handed over the keys of the country to the smartest person in the world.

Camacho would actually be a better president than Trump.


I want to be fair here. An erotic chatbot would be a better president than Trump.
 
2020-07-04 11:35:20 PM  

some_beer_drinker: [i.ytimg.com image 850x444]


This was a better president than trump.
 
2020-07-04 11:36:09 PM  

Leishu: Bith Set Me Up: some_beer_drinker: [i.ytimg.com image 850x444]

While struggling with a crisis, President Camacho:

1.) Recognized that the problem existed.
2.) Recognized that he wasn't the smartest person in the world.
3.) Found the smartest person in the world and gave him unlimited powers to fix the problem.
4.) Threw a giant party when he fixed the problem and threw his house open to everybody.
5.) Resigned and handed over the keys of the country to the smartest person in the world.

Camacho would actually be a better president than Trump.

I want to be fair here. An erotic chatbot would be a better president than Trump.


It would definitely have a bigger vocabulary
 
2020-07-04 11:36:43 PM  
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(Small comforts)
 
2020-07-04 11:36:54 PM  
You know, at a certain point a Train Wreck stops being fascinating to look at.

/Canadian
//And very happy about that
 
2020-07-04 11:37:15 PM  
Kanye West doesn't care about black people.
 
2020-07-04 11:38:13 PM  

ZZ9 Plural Z Alpha: Naido: ZZ9 Plural Z Alpha: [YouTube video: president barack obama - kanye west - jackass (actual video) 2009.09.16]

Careful, though.  There may be a pattern developing: Obama makes fun of con artist/"entertainer" who is obviously an incompetent moron, then next thing you know . . .

A thing happening once isn't a pattern


I like to the that's how you can tell I'm joking, but maybe not.  I *hope* I'm joking.
 
2020-07-04 11:38:48 PM  
I remember seeing this live while working for Viacom in 2015 (they make, or maybe made at this point, an incredible amount of money off the VMAs) and thought maybe he'd forgotten what he'd said.

But 2020 don't let you off that easy. Oh no.
 
2020-07-04 11:39:54 PM  

Rob3Fan: You know, at a certain point a Train Wreck stops being fascinating to look at.

/Canadian
//And very happy about that


The smell of burning corpses is usually my limit
 
2020-07-04 11:40:02 PM  

scanman61: Leishu: Bith Set Me Up: some_beer_drinker: [i.ytimg.com image 850x444]

While struggling with a crisis, President Camacho:

1.) Recognized that the problem existed.
2.) Recognized that he wasn't the smartest person in the world.
3.) Found the smartest person in the world and gave him unlimited powers to fix the problem.
4.) Threw a giant party when he fixed the problem and threw his house open to everybody.
5.) Resigned and handed over the keys of the country to the smartest person in the world.

Camacho would actually be a better president than Trump.

I want to be fair here. An erotic chatbot would be a better president than Trump.

It would definitely have a bigger vocabulary


John Oliver - Trump vs IPhone
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2020-07-04 11:40:26 PM  
Kanye West may be the one person I hate even more than Trump.
 
2020-07-04 11:40:28 PM  
Wonder how this reconciles with a decade-long GAP contract? Oh yeah, we don't care about that stuff anymore.

Kanye can fark right off.
 
2020-07-04 11:40:33 PM  

Nadie_AZ: Go West, life is weirder there. Go West, in the crazy air.


I'll get over you I know I will
I'll pretend my ship's not sinking
And I'll tell myself I'm over you
'Cause I'm the king of wishful thinking
I am the king of wishful thinking
 
2020-07-04 11:40:56 PM  
2020 never fails to disappoint
 
2020-07-04 11:42:03 PM  

Nadie_AZ: Go West, life is weirder there. Go West, in the crazy air.


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