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(NBC News)   Bone-spurs Bunker Boy to bow back from babbling because bull crap doesn't stop the bodies from piling up   (nbcnews.com) divider line
    More: Unlikely, President of the United States, President Donald Trump, record numbers of coronavirus cases, Thomas Jefferson, president's lower profile, Vice President Mike Pence, Barack Obama, George W. Bush  
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2020-07-04 8:34:35 PM  
So, someone finally got to him with "You're not helping"?

Well, he was bored with the pandemic anyway.
 
2020-07-04 8:55:45 PM  
Add that he's a germaphobe, I doubt he would WANT to go to the hot spots anyway.  And the visit wouldn't be about him, making him even less willing to go.
 
2020-07-04 9:02:18 PM  
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2020-07-04 9:19:28 PM  
No, every thing will be fine once he finds the right "clever" nickname for it. Kung flu wasn't working, the China virus didn't work. Because calling things grade school names gets you elected president and it might also stop a virus.
 
2020-07-04 9:21:24 PM  

SoupGuru: No, every thing will be fine once he finds the right "clever" nickname for it. Kung flu wasn't working, the China virus didn't work. Because calling things grade school names gets you elected president and it might also stop a virus.


Fight back:

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2020-07-04 10:36:16 PM  
He was a daily voice responding? When?
 
2020-07-04 11:47:16 PM  
"One outside adviser said he has cautioned for months that there is only a downside in having Trump as the public face of the response."

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2020-07-05 12:02:58 AM  
Him not talking about it is 100x better than him talking about it.
 
2020-07-05 12:05:06 AM  
He tried this before and made it two or three days.
 
2020-07-05 12:07:40 AM  

Scorpitron is reduced to a thin red paste: He was a daily voice responding? When?


Yeah that. When tf was he the "voice" of the federal response?

shiat, what IS the federal response?
 
2020-07-05 12:08:12 AM  

edmo: He tried this before and made it two or three days.


They've been canceling rallies too, what else is he going to do?
 
2020-07-05 12:10:00 AM  
It's making HIM look bad. That's the only reason he's doing this.
 
2020-07-05 12:11:45 AM  
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2020-07-05 12:12:17 AM  
I thought he was the daily voice of inbred racist hicks.

Who knew?
 
2020-07-05 12:13:18 AM  
Fat Boy!
 
2020-07-05 12:13:40 AM  
Depoliticize? That race horse dun left the barn and was last seen jumping the fence fleeing to Mexico.

it ain't gonna work. The trenches are dug too deep now and especially with him out of the picture you expect the MAGAts to fall in line and wear masks when he won't?

A simple thing. It would help if Bunkie wore a mask in public. It would help a lot but see above about trenches and horses.

One another note it was written by Shannon Pettypiece. I like that name. It rolls of the tongue nicely.
 
2020-07-05 12:14:04 AM  
It's almost certain now that COVID is endemic to humans. Trump is a huge part of that.
That should be part of every democratic campaign ad.
 
2020-07-05 12:15:24 AM  

SpaceyCat: Add that he's a germaphobe, I doubt he would WANT to go to the hot spots anyway.  And the visit wouldn't be about him, making him even less willing to go.


He likes to raw-dog porn stars.  Him being a germaphobe is a lie like most of what he says about himself.
 
2020-07-05 12:17:20 AM  
The Administration's hope is that it "can depoliticize the virus response".

You're the ones to made it political in the first place, you farks.

Everyone in the world has be yelling at you since day one to do this, but you never said "no" to the orange man. And only now that he's deflated you act
 
2020-07-05 12:17:39 AM  
Someone's tired of winning.
 
2020-07-05 12:17:51 AM  
Why? Because he keeps holding rallies that exacerbate the spread of the virus? And the US never flattened the curve and we're still riding that wave to exponential numbers? Maybe Florida governor Desantis can be the voice of warning that the Commander in Chief cannot be.

Let's give some bandwidth to Donny Trump to report the latest Fox News ratings and stonks report
 
2020-07-05 12:17:57 AM  
He can rest easy. The Confederate statues have been protected. That's what this is about, right?
 
2020-07-05 12:18:15 AM  
the administration can depoliticize the virus response, the official said.

This is like Fox News asking, "how did masks become so political?"  Where's that asshole editor of the National Review that thought we should partition apologies to Gov. DeathSantis for not killing the whole population?

Rich Lowry's got a year to partition the blame for American genocide.
 
2020-07-05 12:19:27 AM  
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Your advisors should have made you aware of what you were getting into, Mr. Vice President. Whether they actually did or didn't is irrelevant; now they are going to let you crash.
 
2020-07-05 12:22:44 AM  

KiwDaWabbit: He can rest easy. The Confederate statues have been protected. That's what this is about, right?


That, or his Executive Blue Ribbon Pandemic Grifting Team finally hit their goal.

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2020-07-05 12:22:55 AM  
If Trump was a mobile game ad:
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2020-07-05 12:25:21 AM  
You can keep 45 off the land, but you'll never take away his Twitter fingers, since pretty sure that goes to the bathroom with him...
 
2020-07-05 12:25:56 AM  
I read the headline in a fat man's voice who has trouble  with the letter 'B', and it gave me a happy.
 
2020-07-05 12:27:32 AM  

Twilight Farkle: [narcissistabusesupport.com image 712x400]

Your advisors should have made you aware of what you were getting into, Mr. Vice President. Whether they actually did or didn't is irrelevant; now they are going to let you crash.


I DM'd a game where the party found a herd of goats that magically vanished and I let them catch one. Those poor souls used their Escape Goat to get out of an encounter that was supposed to be their boss fight for the night. It was a long night. An Escape Goat has got to go somewhere and they were not happy with the place it took them
 
2020-07-05 12:28:39 AM  
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2020-07-05 12:31:53 AM  

abhorrent1: [Fark user image 850x551]


(Shakes head) That's evidently not a photoshop. That's what the man actually looks like now.
 
2020-07-05 12:32:00 AM  
Wasn't Pence suppose to be leading the response? What happened to that?
 
2020-07-05 12:34:50 AM  

NateAsbestos: Scorpitron is reduced to a thin red paste: He was a daily voice responding? When?

Yeah that. When tf was he the "voice" of the federal response?

shiat, what IS the federal response?


The federal response is to buy up all the masks and give them to states based on their value to Turmp's reelection.
 
2020-07-05 12:39:04 AM  
That article was a great example of an editorial wrapped up as news. Read between the lines.
 
2020-07-05 12:41:45 AM  
"You having a good time?"
"On this wonderful day, we celebrate our history, our heroes, our heritage, our great American flag, and our freedom.  Happy 4th of July to everyone."
"Our country is in great shape."
-Donald J. Trump*. July 4 2020.

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Donald J. Trump, go fark yourself.
 
2020-07-05 12:43:38 AM  
This virus thing is no fun, people always are mean to him about it.  Plus, doing president stuff is hard and boring.  Somebody else will pick up the slack, somebody always does for Donnie.  Golf and twitter are fun, he'll just do that instead.
 
2020-07-05 12:44:31 AM  

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Many, he's hepped up on some goofballs.
 
2020-07-05 12:46:53 AM  

whatisaidwas: NateAsbestos: Scorpitron is reduced to a thin red paste: He was a daily voice responding? When?

Yeah that. When tf was he the "voice" of the federal response?

shiat, what IS the federal response?

The federal response is to buy up all the masks and give them to states based on their value to Turmp's reelection.


Where they'll be put in a pile and set on fire.  But don't call them deplorable!
 
2020-07-05 12:47:01 AM  

geoduck42: abhorrent1: [Fark user image 850x551]

(Shakes head) That's evidently not a photoshop. That's what the man actually looks like now.


Wow. I have had a long, unpleasant war with my fine blond hair ever since high school - and I swear it has never looked that bad.

(Now that it's turned grey and falling out I keep it close cropped it looks a lot better. Seems to me I'm winning the war since my enemy is quitting the field.)
 
2020-07-05 12:49:49 AM  
He's stuck on statues now. Creating more national parks is antithetical to modern Republicans.  Obama EXPANDED the national park and everyone flipped .
 
2020-07-05 12:53:29 AM  

geoduck42: abhorrent1: [Fark user image 850x551]

(Shakes head) That's evidently not a photoshop. That's what the man actually looks like now.


It is a Photoshop.
 
2020-07-05 12:55:19 AM  

ImmutableTenderloin: Wasn't Pence suppose to be leading the response? What happened to that?


Oh, Mike is doing the work, ostensibly. It's just that Donnie was, until now, taking all the limelight.
 
2020-07-05 12:59:31 AM  

NateAsbestos: geoduck42: abhorrent1: [Fark user image 850x551]

(Shakes head) That's evidently not a photoshop. That's what the man actually looks like now.

It is a Photoshop.


This isn't.

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2020-07-05 1:01:49 AM  

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"And you'll live in a VAN BY THE RIVER!"
 
2020-07-05 1:03:10 AM  

NateAsbestos: geoduck42: abhorrent1: [Fark user image 850x551]

(Shakes head) That's evidently not a photoshop. That's what the man actually looks like now.

It is a Photoshop.


I'd be glad to be wrong in this instance.
 
2020-07-05 1:06:28 AM  

NateAsbestos: geoduck42: abhorrent1: [Fark user image 850x551]

(Shakes head) That's evidently not a photoshop. That's what the man actually looks like now.

It is a Photoshop.


It makes him look like one of those caricature puppets from Genesis' 'Land of Confusion' video.
 
2020-07-05 1:06:48 AM  

Squik2: The Administration's hope is that it "can depoliticize the virus response".

You're the ones to made it political in the first place, you farks.

Everyone in the world has be yelling at you since day one to do this, but you never said "no" to the orange man. And only now that he's deflated you act


This!! This, this, this, this!!!!!


THIS!
 
2020-07-05 1:07:50 AM  
I can understand his decision. He was never going to top this masterpiece.
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2020-07-05 1:10:53 AM  

ImmutableTenderloin: Wasn't Pence suppose to be leading the response? What happened to that?


Pence realized that the health experts should spend more time behind the podium, and then Trump got jealous and told us all to inject bleach.
 
2020-07-05 1:11:03 AM  

hubiestubert: So, someone finally got to him with "You're not helping"?

Well, he was bored with the pandemic anyway.


Getting him to shut the fark up would be a first on anything.
 
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