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2020-07-04 4:30:42 PM  
160 votes:
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2020-07-04 4:42:02 PM  
121 votes:
And if you don't take a pregnancy test, you'll never be pregnant!
 
2020-07-04 9:34:43 PM  
120 votes:
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2020-07-04 5:08:57 PM  
65 votes:
Not sure which is more disturbing - if he really is that stupid, or he feels it's OK to lie to the American public this way in a life or death situation. Either way, we're farked.
 
2020-07-04 6:47:44 PM  
64 votes:
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2020-07-04 10:39:19 PM  
54 votes:
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2020-07-04 4:43:33 PM  
44 votes:
We know he never took an IQ test, because he is not intelligent.
 
2020-07-04 6:13:49 PM  
39 votes:
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2020-07-04 8:49:19 PM  
36 votes:

bluorangefyre: Fark him.  If there's any hope, there is an old man who loves down from my ex that had a Trump sign up.  It's down now.  Hopefully the tide is turning.


The guy across the street removed the Trump stickers from his car. So🤞
 
2020-07-04 9:33:04 PM  
31 votes:

Jack Sabbath: Can SOMEONE from the media please point that out to this farking Dotard?!


You have to try to see it from inside his orange fishbowl.

The only true victim of COVID-19 is Trump.  He was set to coast into a second term on his roaring economy and then people mentioned COVID.  And then they started testing and found COVID in the US and the market plummeted and everyone freaked out.

He does not care about any of the people who have suffered or died of COVID-19.  He cares that people started looking for it here, and they found it, and the stock market went down.  And to his pudding brain, if they had never tested, or never tested so widely, there'd only be fifteen cases in the States and things would have been fine.
 
2020-07-04 4:40:55 PM  
29 votes:
Yeah. That isn't Trump writing his Tweets.
 
2020-07-04 6:23:59 PM  
27 votes:

NateAsbestos: swaniefrmreddeer: Yeah, no, we're currently testing at less than 0.5% positive, testing doesn't find something that isn't there. When there places getting 20%+ positive rates, they're only identifying a small percentage of the actual cases. We got here by listening to the experts, social distancing properly, testing and contact tracing.

"We"? Who's testing 0.5% positive? Must not be in the states...


I'm in Alberta, we're averaging about 40 positive cases with 8000 tests a day currently and have enough contact tracers to keep it under control.
 
2020-07-04 8:07:01 PM  
25 votes:
That is, quite possibly, the most stupid thing I have ever read.
 
2020-07-04 5:41:13 PM  
23 votes:
Yeah, no, we're currently testing at less than 0.5% positive, testing doesn't find something that isn't there. When there places getting 20%+ positive rates, they're only identifying a small percentage of the actual cases. We got here by listening to the experts, social distancing properly, testing and contact tracing.
 
2020-07-04 9:27:49 PM  
21 votes:
Wow! So why are we testing for Pregnancy!? Holy fark, if we got rid of these thermometers, it'd be cooler! By gum, measuring out blood thinner? Why even bother!

DROP DEAD YOU FAT ORANGE FARK.
 
2020-07-04 4:48:28 PM  
21 votes:
Thank God we're not testing people for smallpox!  Can you imagine what that would be like?
 
2020-07-04 7:00:55 PM  
19 votes:
Yep.  Of course.  Because it's the test that make cases.  Instead of the cases existing by themselves and the test telling us who is infected.

Farking idiot.  Really really really REALLY should have an IQ test for those who run for public office.
 
2020-07-04 6:27:03 PM  
18 votes:
Christ, what a f*cking idiot
 
2020-07-04 10:27:58 PM  
17 votes:
If the percentage of positive results from tests weren't also rising, he might have a point. A terrible, horrible point....but a point.

But since the percentage of positives is also growing...
 
2020-07-04 6:25:49 PM  
17 votes:
Fark him.  If there's any hope, there is an old man who loves down from my ex that had a Trump sign up.  It's down now.  Hopefully the tide is turning.
 
2020-07-04 10:57:44 PM  
16 votes:
Other countries test as well.

We just have a higher percentage of positive tests due to our ineffective response
 
2020-07-04 7:11:22 PM  
15 votes:
Oh Goddamnit.

We lead the planet in COVID-19 deaths, which has nothing to do with testing.

Can SOMEONE from the media please point that out to this farking Dotard?!
 
2020-07-04 10:31:26 PM  
13 votes:
Already back to whining. I guess "freedom night" yesterday wasn't the smashing success he thought it would be
 
2020-07-04 10:31:06 PM  
13 votes:

mjjt: [Fark user image 850x912]


I have to say... Imagining him getting a nasal swab every day, leaving his eyes watering, amuses me more than it should.
 
2020-07-04 8:52:35 PM  
13 votes:
The president of the United States.

Jesus farking Christ
 
2020-07-04 10:42:29 PM  
12 votes:
The only thing that makes it seem like we don't have the pandemic under control is all the evidence.
 
2020-07-04 10:31:34 PM  
12 votes:

Scorpitron is reduced to a thin red paste: We have the president of the United States actively pitching no testing during a massive pandemic.


It's almost impossible to comprehend. He really IS so stupid and selfish that he can't see it would be in his own best interest to be honest about what is happening and deal with it.
 
2020-07-04 10:29:54 PM  
11 votes:
We have the president of the United States actively pitching no testing during a massive pandemic.
 
2020-07-04 10:29:49 PM  
11 votes:

luckyeddie: That is, quite possibly, the most stupid thing I have ever read.


"it's like the flu" was worse.  Probably the single most lethal thing that piece of shiat and his admin said.

And here we are. 131,000+ dead. SO FAR.  Happy Farkin' Fourth.
 
2020-07-04 7:06:26 PM  
11 votes:
All this testing embarrasses Donny because it completely contradicts his statements. If you would, please cut it out
 
2020-07-04 10:29:35 PM  
10 votes:
Jesus H Farking Christ.

People in power in Washington. What else do you need to remove President Trump.

The man is insane.
 
2020-07-04 10:28:25 PM  
10 votes:

Original: Original Tweet:

realDonaldTrump: Cases, Cases, Cases! If we didn't test so much and so successfully, we would have very few cases. If you test 40,000,000 people, you are going to have many cases that, without the testing (like other countries), would not show up every night on the Fake Evening News.....


He's a farking idiot. That's like saying if you don't report crimes, they didn't happen.

Oh. Wait.
 
2020-07-04 6:03:33 PM  
10 votes:

swaniefrmreddeer: Yeah, no, we're currently testing at less than 0.5% positive, testing doesn't find something that isn't there. When there places getting 20%+ positive rates, they're only identifying a small percentage of the actual cases. We got here by listening to the experts, social distancing properly, testing and contact tracing.


"We"? Who's testing 0.5% positive? Must not be in the states...
 
2020-07-04 4:56:32 PM  
10 votes:
"If only I didn't take that damn pregnancy test!"

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2020-07-04 4:42:39 PM  
10 votes:
Think anyone told him that the people you can't tell are sick can make people who CAN tell, sick?

Supernatural O Death - Jen Titus
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2020-07-04 11:14:42 PM  
9 votes:
Oh, really?

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2020-07-04 7:59:18 PM  
9 votes:

Jack Sabbath: Oh Goddamnit.

We lead the planet in COVID-19 deaths, which has nothing to do with testing.

Can SOMEONE from the media please point that out to this farking Dotard?!


Like it listens to the media.

The only "media-like" things it listens to are OANN and Tucker, and those are not media, those are its own fever dreams broadcast.

No one has successfully injected REAL INFORMATION into that Frothing Slug in at least five decades, if ever.
 
2020-07-04 5:06:06 PM  
9 votes:
Cases, Cases, Cases!

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2020-07-04 10:43:25 PM  
8 votes:

luckyeddie: That is, quite possibly, the most stupid thing I have ever read.


The most stupid thing you've read so far!

Give him another week, I'm sure he can top this
 
2020-07-04 10:39:17 PM  
8 votes:

Harry Freakstorm: Remember when Obama said that if we left bin Laden alone he'd die anyways?


I do remember Bush saying he no longer cared about him.

Hmmm... Republicans...
 
2020-07-04 10:28:59 PM  
8 votes:
Ignorance incarnate.

The perfect conservative.
 
2020-07-04 4:40:56 PM  
8 votes:
What?
 
2020-07-05 12:02:50 AM  
7 votes:
Remember when this was satire?

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2020-07-04 11:51:48 PM  
7 votes:

KiwDaWabbit: When he said this a couple of weeks ago, it was "sarcasm". What is it now that he has repeated it several times? His idea of a complete stand-up routine?


It was his press secretary and other sycophants who said it was a joke. When asked directly, he said "I never kid."
 
2020-07-04 10:33:20 PM  
7 votes:
"Anybody need some ventilators".

You sick f*ck.
 
2020-07-04 10:30:08 PM  
7 votes:
Strange how some of the hospitals near me are filling up... must be psychosomatic caused by the testing.
 
2020-07-04 10:29:47 PM  
7 votes:
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2020-07-04 10:23:21 PM  
7 votes:

Chariset: Bear in mind he probably applies the same logic to STIs


Like syphilis.

Which would explain a lot of his neurological degeneration in the last 10 years.
 
2020-07-04 8:43:10 PM  
7 votes:

Jack Sabbath: Oh Goddamnit.

We lead the planet in COVID-19 deaths, which has nothing to do with testing.

Can SOMEONE from the media please point that out to this farking Dotard?!


They'll be wasting their breath in doing so, because it's a thing he does not want to hear.

If he holds a press conference and someone asks him about it, he'll insult and berate them and whatever news station they're from; and he'll use very-thinly-veiled racial and ethnic slurs if they're non-white, and/or misogynistic slurs if they're female or Jim Acosta. Basically the kind of language which would send you or me to Fark Jail™ for a day or two, even if we quote him verbatim and in context.

If anyone else holds a press conference, it defeats the purpose of trying to ask Trump about literally anything at all.


/granted there's some benefit to making his response or non-response on the public record
//but trying to trick him into doing something which might slightly benefit people he doesn't like and definitely does not provide him with an immediate and tangible benefit, is a fool's errand
 
2020-07-04 5:42:01 PM  
7 votes:
Bear in mind he probably applies the same logic to STIs
 
2020-07-05 12:21:29 AM  
6 votes:
JFC does he really not understand that the cases are still there whether we test for them or not? Are you farking dumbass Trumpers that brain dead that you don't understand this? Christ we are the laughing stock of the planet right now.
 
2020-07-04 11:49:23 PM  
6 votes:
Paraphrasing from a tweet that I can't seem to find again:

"If you stopped checking immigration status, we'd have no more illegal immigrants."
=Smidge=
 
2020-07-04 10:52:02 PM  
6 votes:

Harry Freakstorm: Remember when Obama said that if we left bin Laden alone he'd die anyways?


I remember some President saying they didn't worry too much about bin Laden. Don't think it was Obama, though.
 
2020-07-04 10:28:16 PM  
6 votes:
Yep, he's still stupid.
 
2020-07-04 11:24:56 PM  
5 votes:
At what point does tRump constantly saying this crap become criminal negligence?  Sure it wouldn't be if I said it, but the US President saying something is totally different.
 
2020-07-04 11:12:12 PM  
5 votes:
 
2020-07-04 10:41:15 PM  
5 votes:

mjjt: [Fark user image image 850x912]


Do we have any corroboration that he's been testing? It make 100% sense that the President would be...normally, but I can easily see him refusing (because he's a little biatch).

/plus I reaally hope he catches it
 
2020-07-04 10:41:14 PM  
5 votes:
Two Scoop's line of reasoning makes me think of those who have law degrees from Sovereign Citizen University.
 
2020-07-04 8:39:00 PM  
5 votes:
See, the testing that he didn't want to do, is driving America's numbers up, and that's why we're Number One.

Number One! Number One! Number One!
 
2020-07-04 6:55:35 PM  
5 votes:
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2020-07-04 11:44:43 PM  
4 votes:

Original: Original Tweet:

realDonaldTrump: Cases, Cases, Cases! If we didn't test so much and so successfully, we would have very few cases. If you test 40,000,000 people, you are going to have many cases that, without the testing (like other countries), would not show up every night on the Fake Evening News.....


So...he really does think testing is the problem.

Our president, ladies and gentlemen.
 
2020-07-04 11:23:22 PM  
4 votes:
Penn needs to take a stand on the Fat fark's diploma. Decertify it or erect a statue. Wtf? This orange fungus graduated from Wharton. What a way to degrade your program. fark that shiatty school
 
2020-07-04 11:11:01 PM  
4 votes:

Hyjamon: Butterflew: bluorangefyre: Fark him.  If there's any hope, there is an old man who loves down from my ex that had a Trump sign up.  It's down now.  Hopefully the tide is turning.

The guy across the street removed the Trump stickers from his car. So🤞

I'd be tempted to get some replacements and permanently affix them to his car....scarlet letter any all.


Nah, he's actually a REALLY nice guy. I was actually surprised when I noticed the Trump sticker.. a couple weeks later it was gone.

He owns a landscaping business (his yard is just gorgeous) and the week we moved into our house he invited my husband to join his fantasy league and invited him over to meet his friends who are all from different backgrounds. While we're talking to him, every person who drove by would slow down to say hello.

Doesn't seem right to vandalize anything of his. I'm giving him the benefit of the doubt about the Trump sticker and assume he's had a change of heart, because he's THAT nice. Being a Trumper MAGAt just doesn't fit.
 
2020-07-04 11:04:33 PM  
4 votes:

Harry Freakstorm: Remember when Obama said that if we left bin Laden alone he'd die anyways?


That was W. Bush's strategy.
 
2020-07-04 10:48:14 PM  
4 votes:
Of course his implication that other countries are not testing is a lie.  The other developed countries are most definitely testing.
 
2020-07-04 10:43:33 PM  
4 votes:

Catlenfell: I'm curious. Is he stupid enough to believe that is the case? Or, does he think he smart enough to pull a fast one on the American people?


Yes ..

 
2020-07-04 10:33:52 PM  
4 votes:

Scorpitron is reduced to a thin red paste: We have the president of the United States actively pitching no testing during a massive pandemic.


If you Americans just stopped breathing for two weeks, you'd all be fine.
 
2020-07-04 10:26:47 PM  
4 votes:
Sir, Arby's is closed due to several staff members testing positive after a customer visited and refused to wear a mask or leave.
 
2020-07-05 1:58:48 AM  
3 votes:

Chariset: Jack Sabbath: Can SOMEONE from the media please point that out to this farking Dotard?!

You have to try to see it from inside his orange fishbowl.

The only true victim of COVID-19 is Trump.  He was set to coast into a second term on his roaring economy and then people mentioned COVID.  And then they started testing and found COVID in the US and the market plummeted and everyone freaked out.

He does not care about any of the people who have suffered or died of COVID-19.  He cares that people started looking for it here, and they found it, and the stock market went down.  And to his pudding brain, if they had never tested, or never tested so widely, there'd only be fifteen cases in the States and things would have been fine.


Also, remember Trump has zero concept of reality as we know it. He literally does not realize or understand that people are dying of this, or suffering terribly. Even if you took him to an ICU and he saw people gasping for air or on ventilators, he simply cannot understand that those are people, like himself, breathing their last.

His only reality is what touches him, personally; and by "touches" I mean that in the most literal sense. He has no object permanence. When he leaves a room, things stop existing in that room.
 
2020-07-05 1:19:07 AM  
3 votes:
He does realize people are still going to go to the hospital sick as fark and they will need to test them to figure out why they're sick as fark? Right?
 
2020-07-04 10:42:14 PM  
3 votes:
Why, oh why, do I still have "Oh, he didn't...are you farking kidding me?!?!?"  feelings in response, when intellectually, I (should) know better?
 
2020-07-04 10:39:27 PM  
3 votes:
I'm curious. Is he stupid enough to believe that is the case? Or, does he think he smart enough to pull a fast one on the American people?

I assume the former.
 
2020-07-04 5:40:40 PM  
3 votes:
Clearly trump never took any tests at Wharton
 
2020-07-05 1:09:22 PM  
2 votes:

Pincy: JFC does he really not understand that the cases are still there whether we test for them or not? Are you farking dumbass Trumpers that brain dead that you don't understand this? Christ we are the laughing stock of the planet right now.


No.  He just doesn't want to know about it.  He thinks that if there's no data, no one else will, either, and he'll look far better than he does now.   It isn't registering that even if there's no actual information on COVID-19 deaths, there's still a huge uptick in excess deaths.

Alternatively, it's legitimately possible that he's genuinely so stupid that he believes that the testing is causing the problem and if it goes away, so does COVID-19.  Which means he has a problem with object permanence, one that most people figure out by age 7.
 
2020-07-05 2:45:08 AM  
2 votes:

listerine69: Oh, really?

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this is the problem. dumb people don't understand numbers.
if we test 10 people and one person is positive it is 10%
if we test 100 people and ten people are positive it is 10%
that is what we want. a constant or declining rate no matter how many people we test.

if we test 10,000 people and 3,000 people are positive it isn't the increased testing, it is that more people are getting sick. that is the problem and disinformation being spouted by the WH.

when I had it there was no testing unless you were frontline or in an ambulance (quote). the initial numbers are heavily weighted since tests only were given to high risk people. that they are rising now is troubling.

I am still not right three months later. you do not want this. not fun.
 
2020-07-05 12:18:47 AM  
2 votes:
I see Trump probably failed "object permanence", just like my dog.
 
2020-07-05 12:01:06 AM  
2 votes:
1) we haven't tested 40m yet
B) that's total tests since day 1 (afaik)
iii) fark you you farking asshole!
 
2020-07-05 12:01:01 AM  
2 votes:

Langdon_777: At what point does tRump constantly saying this crap become criminal negligence?  Sure it wouldn't be if I said it, but the US President saying something is totally different.


131,000+ deaths ago.

And that's before we talk about his admin's gutting of the CDC and science in general.

Try, convict, sentence, punish all of them.
 
2020-07-04 11:40:55 PM  
2 votes:
When he said this a couple of weeks ago, it was "sarcasm". What is it now that he has repeated it several times? His idea of a complete stand-up routine?
 
2020-07-04 11:26:02 PM  
2 votes:
It's not a good thing extensive testing is finding more and more cases.

In a perfect world where US politician cared about their constituents and presented social distances as their patriotic duty then the extensive testing wouldn't find as many cases as they do now.
 
2020-07-04 11:24:18 PM  
2 votes:

jaylectricity: Don't kill me, but I don't think he's saying we need to stop testing to make the numbers better. He's boasting about how awesome our testing is and how other places that don't have the numbers we have probably aren't testing as good as us.


https://www.cnn.com/2020/06/22/politi​c​s/donald-trump-testing-slow-down-respo​nse/index.html
 
2020-07-04 11:18:48 PM  
2 votes:

i ignore u: thisispete: [Fark user image 850x604]

New Zealand is a rowboat full of potatoes?


Kiwi birds, which do indeed have an uncanny resemblance to potatoes
 
2020-07-04 11:00:16 PM  
2 votes:

Butterflew: bluorangefyre: Fark him.  If there's any hope, there is an old man who loves down from my ex that had a Trump sign up.  It's down now.  Hopefully the tide is turning.

The guy across the street removed the Trump stickers from his car. So🤞


I'd be tempted to get some replacements and permanently affix them to his car....scarlet letter any all.
 
2020-07-04 10:51:13 PM  
2 votes:

Ray_Finkle: luckyeddie: That is, quite possibly, the most stupid thing I have ever read.

The most stupid thing you've read so far!

Give him another week, I'm sure he can top this


Plus...you've been on the poltab before, Eddie, right? Not even including the trolls. I've seen some shiat. I've seen some shiat that will make your hair go white.
 
2020-07-04 10:45:02 PM  
2 votes:
That's clearly the talking point the rnc is trying to get all their sheep to recite.  I've read that same thing on fark for a couple of weeks.  go check the florida thread,tons of anti masks and reality there.
 
2020-07-05 2:43:17 PM  
1 vote:

Lonestar: Soon he will claim that the other countries numbers are because they don't test so much.

Here is a prototype of what he will say, or close to:

"Damn Canadians, they stopped testing and now their numbers are going down."

The facts are that the tests are available for free to any Canadian, but nobody is feeling sick so there is less need for tests. Also our tests aren't American, so they are more reliable.

All the provinces ( states ) report the cases differently, as we attribute here in Quebec Covid deaths to anyone who was infected with covid and died of any reason. In their frame of mind, if you are positive for Covid and because of the pandemic you receive less care for another condition, you still died of Covid as it is a cause in your death. Basically if you die of a medical reason while you are infected here, we count it as a Covid death.


In Canada, there is neither a political reason for under reporting or over reporting.  In the US, many States have a clear political incentive for under reporting.
 
2020-07-05 11:47:01 AM  
1 vote:
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2020-07-05 7:50:34 AM  
1 vote:
I'm surrounded by Trumpers in WI. Glad I'm pretty anti-social. The only places I really care about is the Y, grocery stores, and the doctors.

I can't hardly wait to go back to work tomorrow and see my anti-mask co-workers. Then I can listen them to biatch about the media, the protestors, and generally anyone who's inconveniencing their lives.

/Need Universal healthcare
 
2020-07-05 3:01:52 AM  
1 vote:
how can he still be president after saying something like this?
 
2020-07-05 2:21:06 AM  
1 vote:

Butterflew: bluorangefyre: Fark him.  If there's any hope, there is an old man who loves down from my ex that had a Trump sign up.  It's down now.  Hopefully the tide is turning.

The guy across the street removed the Trump stickers from his car. So🤞


these are great stories ...I want to hear more of them.
 
2020-07-05 1:15:31 AM  
1 vote:

Aquapope: Nobody can figure out how the virus knows who the president is or why the virus is giving him a break.


Viruses recognize their own.
 
2020-07-05 12:09:23 AM  
1 vote:

bobug: mjjt: [Fark user image 850x912]

I have to say... Imagining him getting a nasal swab every day, leaving his eyes watering, amuses me more than it should.


Just jam that swab in a little further, and all these problems could be over...
 
2020-07-04 11:59:01 PM  
1 vote:

Sexy Jesus: What's with the five dots shiat?  My ex wife uses five dots like some sort of exclamated ellipsis. Sometimes, when she gets really worked up in a borderline lather, it's seven dots. Never six. Never four. I've never seen her use a regular ellipsis. Any forensic punctuologists out there who can explain this?


It's like etc+explain+etc+I'm probably not going to accept your explanation+etc+because you probably can't explain or are unwilling to explain.

Maybe reverse the two non-etcs.
 
2020-07-04 11:57:48 PM  
1 vote:
Photoshop Challenge: Replace the eagle on the presidential seal with an ostrich.

The country started with a mad ruler - King George III - and it looks like it will end with one too.
 
2020-07-04 11:52:53 PM  
1 vote:

Smirky the Wonder Chimp: cretinbob: [Fark user image image 425x608]

All that's missing is a "You're welcome."


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2020-07-04 11:19:17 PM  
1 vote:
Pres. Stupid.  It hurts.
 
2020-07-04 11:07:21 PM  
1 vote:

OdradekRex: Not sure which is more disturbing - if he really is that stupid, or he feels it's OK to lie to the American public this way in a life or death situation. Either way, we're farked.


Well he's not really lying, is he? He really thinks it's true. Imma go with stupidity.
 
2020-07-04 10:58:21 PM  
1 vote:

Short Victoria's War: What if syphilis protects against corona virus?


Apparently HIV/AIDS retrovirals minimize the likelihood of catching Covid...

Just saying... For no particular reason...
 
2020-07-04 10:58:19 PM  
1 vote:

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I don't know how I haven't come across that pic before, or possibly why it wasn't created earlier, but I regret that I have but one funny to give.
 
2020-07-04 10:51:09 PM  
1 vote:

thisispete: [Fark user image 850x604]


New Zealand is a rowboat full of potatoes?
 
2020-07-04 10:50:34 PM  
1 vote:
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2020-07-04 10:48:22 PM  
1 vote:

Godscrack: Yeah. That isn't Trump writing his Tweets.


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2020-07-04 10:38:00 PM  
1 vote:
I feel like I'm playing Call of Cthulu every time I read one of his tweets and I have to make a sanity check.
 
2020-07-04 10:32:38 PM  
1 vote:
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2020-07-04 10:32:34 PM  
1 vote:

bobug: mjjt: [Fark user image 850x912]

I have to say... Imagining him getting a nasal swab every day, leaving his eyes watering, amuses me more than it should.


Here's hoping whoever is administering it isn't gentle.  Gotta be thorough when it's the President*, you know.

And maybe sneezes at juuust the wrong time.
 
2020-07-04 10:32:21 PM  
1 vote:

cretinbob: [Fark user image 425x608]


I am SO sick of this nonsense.

He didn't tell people to drink bleach, he told people to inject disinfectant into their veins. You liebruls just can't stop lying about our Great President's wins that we are now tired of having!
 
2020-07-04 10:32:14 PM  
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Remember when Obama said that if we left bin Laden alone he'd die anyways?
 
2020-07-04 10:30:56 PM  
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/ hahaha later down the thread
 
2020-07-04 10:30:10 PM  
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I would post the 'that's not how any of this works' meme but the old ladies should be quarantined.
 
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