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2020-07-04 11:24:56 PM  
At what point does tRump constantly saying this crap become criminal negligence?  Sure it wouldn't be if I said it, but the US President saying something is totally different.
 
2020-07-04 11:26:02 PM  
It's not a good thing extensive testing is finding more and more cases.

In a perfect world where US politician cared about their constituents and presented social distances as their patriotic duty then the extensive testing wouldn't find as many cases as they do now.
 
2020-07-04 11:27:15 PM  

Catlenfell: I'm curious. Is he stupid enough to believe that is the case? Or, does he think he smart enough to pull a fast one on the American people?

I assume the former.


He must think the test gives them the Covid. So if you don't test, you don't get it or have it.
 
amb [TotalFark]
2020-07-04 11:31:48 PM  

GypsyJoker: mrshowrules: [i.imgflip.com image 600x488]

This is a picture of my friend Becky. She used to be a happy, popular girl until one night she snorted a pregnancy test at a party. She died instantly. Please, don't do pregnancy tests. It's the most dangerous test out there. Please don't wind up like Becky.


I'm pretty sure that is Taylor Swift.
 
2020-07-04 11:40:55 PM  
When he said this a couple of weeks ago, it was "sarcasm". What is it now that he has repeated it several times? His idea of a complete stand-up routine?
 
2020-07-04 11:43:22 PM  

cretinbob: [Fark user image image 425x608]


All that's missing is a "You're welcome."
 
2020-07-04 11:44:43 PM  

Original: Original Tweet:

realDonaldTrump: Cases, Cases, Cases! If we didn't test so much and so successfully, we would have very few cases. If you test 40,000,000 people, you are going to have many cases that, without the testing (like other countries), would not show up every night on the Fake Evening News.....


So...he really does think testing is the problem.

Our president, ladies and gentlemen.
 
2020-07-04 11:48:33 PM  

KiwDaWabbit: When he said this a couple of weeks ago, it was "sarcasm". What is it now that he has repeated it several times? His idea of a complete stand-up routine?


5 minutes you can do on Carson and you're gold.
 
2020-07-04 11:49:23 PM  
Paraphrasing from a tweet that I can't seem to find again:

"If you stopped checking immigration status, we'd have no more illegal immigrants."
=Smidge=
 
2020-07-04 11:51:48 PM  

KiwDaWabbit: When he said this a couple of weeks ago, it was "sarcasm". What is it now that he has repeated it several times? His idea of a complete stand-up routine?


It was his press secretary and other sycophants who said it was a joke. When asked directly, he said "I never kid."
 
2020-07-04 11:52:53 PM  

Smirky the Wonder Chimp: cretinbob: [Fark user image image 425x608]

All that's missing is a "You're welcome."


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2020-07-04 11:57:48 PM  
Photoshop Challenge: Replace the eagle on the presidential seal with an ostrich.

The country started with a mad ruler - King George III - and it looks like it will end with one too.
 
2020-07-04 11:58:10 PM  
Nero ("black" in latin) trolled while Rome burned.  Blamed it on the Chinese Christians or the Chinese Christians.   Went on to rebuild Rome and found a thousand year empire which lasted until the end of the month when the unemployment/work lure subsidies ran out.
 
2020-07-04 11:59:01 PM  

Sexy Jesus: What's with the five dots shiat?  My ex wife uses five dots like some sort of exclamated ellipsis. Sometimes, when she gets really worked up in a borderline lather, it's seven dots. Never six. Never four. I've never seen her use a regular ellipsis. Any forensic punctuologists out there who can explain this?


It's like etc+explain+etc+I'm probably not going to accept your explanation+etc+because you probably can't explain or are unwilling to explain.

Maybe reverse the two non-etcs.
 
2020-07-05 12:01:01 AM  

Langdon_777: At what point does tRump constantly saying this crap become criminal negligence?  Sure it wouldn't be if I said it, but the US President saying something is totally different.


131,000+ deaths ago.

And that's before we talk about his admin's gutting of the CDC and science in general.

Try, convict, sentence, punish all of them.
 
2020-07-05 12:01:06 AM  
1) we haven't tested 40m yet
B) that's total tests since day 1 (afaik)
iii) fark you you farking asshole!
 
2020-07-05 12:02:50 AM  
Remember when this was satire?

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2020-07-05 12:03:07 AM  
Holy balls I think I even get what he's trying to say but it doesn't sound like he thinks it does
 
2020-07-05 12:05:31 AM  

thisispete: [Fark user image image 850x604]


Oh, they're supposed to be kiwis! I thought they were potatoes.
 
2020-07-05 12:08:22 AM  
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2020-07-05 12:09:23 AM  

bobug: mjjt: [Fark user image 850x912]

I have to say... Imagining him getting a nasal swab every day, leaving his eyes watering, amuses me more than it should.


Just jam that swab in a little further, and all these problems could be over...
 
2020-07-05 12:09:45 AM  

jaylectricity: Sexy Jesus: What's with the five dots shiat?  My ex wife uses five dots like some sort of exclamated ellipsis. Sometimes, when she gets really worked up in a borderline lather, it's seven dots. Never six. Never four. I've never seen her use a regular ellipsis. Any forensic punctuologists out there who can explain this?

It's like etc+explain+etc+I'm probably not going to accept your explanation+etc+because you probably can't explain or are unwilling to explain.

Maybe reverse the two non-etcs.


Terry Pratchett said, "Five exclamation marks; the sure sign of an insane mind"
 
2020-07-05 12:14:03 AM  

Hickory-smoked: KiwDaWabbit: When he said this a couple of weeks ago, it was "sarcasm". What is it now that he has repeated it several times? His idea of a complete stand-up routine?

It was his press secretary and other sycophants who said it was a joke. When asked directly, he said "I never kid."


So, it would just be a Laurel and Hardy style routine.
 
2020-07-05 12:18:47 AM  
I see Trump probably failed "object permanence", just like my dog.
 
2020-07-05 12:21:29 AM  
JFC does he really not understand that the cases are still there whether we test for them or not? Are you farking dumbass Trumpers that brain dead that you don't understand this? Christ we are the laughing stock of the planet right now.
 
2020-07-05 12:22:38 AM  

Unobtanium: Cases, Cases, Cases!

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2020-07-05 12:35:14 AM  
Last week, when asked if Donald was going to wear a mask, McAninny said that he didn't need to because he's tested every day.  So testing actually prevents the disease if you're the president.  But it causes the disease in everybody else.  Nobody can figure out how the virus knows who the president is or why the virus is giving him a break.
 
2020-07-05 12:47:00 AM  

mrshowrules: [i.imgflip.com image 600x488]


I'm pretty sure that's Taylor Swift.
 
2020-07-05 12:58:37 AM  

WithinReason: mrshowrules: [i.imgflip.com image 600x488]

I'm pretty sure that's Taylor Swift.


No it's Becky.
 
2020-07-05 1:14:29 AM  

amb: GypsyJoker: mrshowrules: [i.imgflip.com image 600x488]

This is a picture of my friend Becky. She used to be a happy, popular girl until one night she snorted a pregnancy test at a party. She died instantly. Please, don't do pregnancy tests. It's the most dangerous test out there. Please don't wind up like Becky.

I'm pretty sure that is Taylor Swift.


no, its Becky
 
2020-07-05 1:15:31 AM  

Aquapope: Nobody can figure out how the virus knows who the president is or why the virus is giving him a break.


Viruses recognize their own.
 
2020-07-05 1:19:07 AM  
He does realize people are still going to go to the hospital sick as fark and they will need to test them to figure out why they're sick as fark? Right?
 
2020-07-05 1:23:28 AM  

KingBiefWhistle: Holy balls I think I even get what he's trying to say but it doesn't sound like he thinks it does


What he's trying to say is still wrong.  I guess the first hint should have been that he tried to say it.
 
2020-07-05 1:29:57 AM  
By this logic I should be able to take off my glasses and have perfect vision.
 
2020-07-05 1:39:08 AM  

Ringshadow: By this logic I should be able to take off my glasses and have perfect vision.


Your mistake was going to the optometrist in the first place. Duuuuuuh.

; )
 
2020-07-05 1:40:59 AM  

Psychopompous: jaylectricity: Sexy Jesus: What's with the five dots shiat?  My ex wife uses five dots like some sort of exclamated ellipsis. Sometimes, when she gets really worked up in a borderline lather, it's seven dots. Never six. Never four. I've never seen her use a regular ellipsis. Any forensic punctuologists out there who can explain this?

It's like etc+explain+etc+I'm probably not going to accept your explanation+etc+because you probably can't explain or are unwilling to explain.

Maybe reverse the two non-etcs.

Terry Pratchett said, "Five exclamation marks; the sure sign of an insane mind"


I've never used less than six.
 
2020-07-05 1:44:34 AM  
Damn...I guess it would have been funnier if I said,

"I've never used less than six!"
 
2020-07-05 1:45:27 AM  
Actually, no...I guess I could have let it be since the fark filters deleted the five other exclamation points I would have posted.
 
2020-07-05 1:58:48 AM  

Chariset: Jack Sabbath: Can SOMEONE from the media please point that out to this farking Dotard?!

You have to try to see it from inside his orange fishbowl.

The only true victim of COVID-19 is Trump.  He was set to coast into a second term on his roaring economy and then people mentioned COVID.  And then they started testing and found COVID in the US and the market plummeted and everyone freaked out.

He does not care about any of the people who have suffered or died of COVID-19.  He cares that people started looking for it here, and they found it, and the stock market went down.  And to his pudding brain, if they had never tested, or never tested so widely, there'd only be fifteen cases in the States and things would have been fine.


Also, remember Trump has zero concept of reality as we know it. He literally does not realize or understand that people are dying of this, or suffering terribly. Even if you took him to an ICU and he saw people gasping for air or on ventilators, he simply cannot understand that those are people, like himself, breathing their last.

His only reality is what touches him, personally; and by "touches" I mean that in the most literal sense. He has no object permanence. When he leaves a room, things stop existing in that room.
 
2020-07-05 2:21:06 AM  

Butterflew: bluorangefyre: Fark him.  If there's any hope, there is an old man who loves down from my ex that had a Trump sign up.  It's down now.  Hopefully the tide is turning.

The guy across the street removed the Trump stickers from his car. So🤞


these are great stories ...I want to hear more of them.
 
kab
2020-07-05 2:33:21 AM  
Almost 4 years in, and the question "just how farking stupid are you" continues to emit from my vocal cords when reading the utter bullshiat this clown writes.
 
2020-07-05 2:45:08 AM  

listerine69: Oh, really?

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this is the problem. dumb people don't understand numbers.
if we test 10 people and one person is positive it is 10%
if we test 100 people and ten people are positive it is 10%
that is what we want. a constant or declining rate no matter how many people we test.

if we test 10,000 people and 3,000 people are positive it isn't the increased testing, it is that more people are getting sick. that is the problem and disinformation being spouted by the WH.

when I had it there was no testing unless you were frontline or in an ambulance (quote). the initial numbers are heavily weighted since tests only were given to high risk people. that they are rising now is troubling.

I am still not right three months later. you do not want this. not fun.
 
2020-07-05 3:01:52 AM  
how can he still be president after saying something like this?
 
2020-07-05 3:51:54 AM  

jaylectricity: Actually, no...I guess I could have let it be since the fark filters deleted the five other exclamation points I would have posted.


That's the funny part!!!!!!
 
2020-07-05 4:16:50 AM  
Your idiot son brought his plague spreading beard to my state. fark you, fark him, fark her, and fark off.
 
2020-07-05 7:50:34 AM  
I'm surrounded by Trumpers in WI. Glad I'm pretty anti-social. The only places I really care about is the Y, grocery stores, and the doctors.

I can't hardly wait to go back to work tomorrow and see my anti-mask co-workers. Then I can listen them to biatch about the media, the protestors, and generally anyone who's inconveniencing their lives.

/Need Universal healthcare
 
2020-07-05 8:39:05 AM  
If we stopped monitoring the southern border there would be no illegal immigration.
 
2020-07-05 8:49:07 AM  
The fake evening news is the kicker here, as if hiding the number of cases would be less fake.
 
2020-07-05 9:15:32 AM  

I hereby demand that I be given a Fark account: WithinReason: mrshowrules: [i.imgflip.com image 600x488]

I'm pretty sure that's Taylor Swift.

No it's Becky.


GypsyJoker: amb: GypsyJoker: mrshowrules: [i.imgflip.com image 600x488]

This is a picture of my friend Becky. She used to be a happy, popular girl until one night she snorted a pregnancy test at a party. She died instantly. Please, don't do pregnancy tests. It's the most dangerous test out there. Please don't wind up like Becky.

I'm pretty sure that is Taylor Swift.

no, its Becky


and the holy words have been spoke.  All is well. Amen.
 
2020-07-05 10:05:01 AM  

Abacus9: jaylectricity: Actually, no...I guess I could have let it be since the fark filters deleted the five other exclamation points I would have posted.

That's the funny part!!!!!!


You bastard!
 
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