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2020-07-04 10:31:34 PM  

Scorpitron is reduced to a thin red paste: We have the president of the United States actively pitching no testing during a massive pandemic.


It's almost impossible to comprehend. He really IS so stupid and selfish that he can't see it would be in his own best interest to be honest about what is happening and deal with it.
 
2020-07-04 10:32:14 PM  
Remember when Obama said that if we left bin Laden alone he'd die anyways?
 
2020-07-04 10:32:21 PM  

cretinbob: [Fark user image 425x608]


I am SO sick of this nonsense.

He didn't tell people to drink bleach, he told people to inject disinfectant into their veins. You liebruls just can't stop lying about our Great President's wins that we are now tired of having!
 
2020-07-04 10:32:34 PM  

bobug: mjjt: [Fark user image 850x912]

I have to say... Imagining him getting a nasal swab every day, leaving his eyes watering, amuses me more than it should.


Here's hoping whoever is administering it isn't gentle.  Gotta be thorough when it's the President*, you know.

And maybe sneezes at juuust the wrong time.
 
2020-07-04 10:32:38 PM  
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2020-07-04 10:33:20 PM  
"Anybody need some ventilators".

You sick f*ck.
 
2020-07-04 10:33:48 PM  
Guys. This is obviously sarcasm.

/at least some talking head said that after the second time he repeated this insanity
 
2020-07-04 10:33:52 PM  

Scorpitron is reduced to a thin red paste: We have the president of the United States actively pitching no testing during a massive pandemic.


If you Americans just stopped breathing for two weeks, you'd all be fine.
 
2020-07-04 10:33:55 PM  

eiger: Strange how some of the hospitals near me are filling up... must be psychosomatic caused by the testing.


the test, the test makes you have a dot. Then people go into the hospitals, they go into the hospitals and crowd the hospitals because they have a dot, and there is nothing wrong with having the dot, the dot just means you were tested and now you have the dot.

/not a real quote.
 
2020-07-04 10:34:56 PM  
What if syphilis protects against corona virus?
 
2020-07-04 10:38:00 PM  
I feel like I'm playing Call of Cthulu every time I read one of his tweets and I have to make a sanity check.
 
2020-07-04 10:39:17 PM  

Harry Freakstorm: Remember when Obama said that if we left bin Laden alone he'd die anyways?


I do remember Bush saying he no longer cared about him.

Hmmm... Republicans...
 
2020-07-04 10:39:19 PM  
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2020-07-04 10:39:27 PM  
I'm curious. Is he stupid enough to believe that is the case? Or, does he think he smart enough to pull a fast one on the American people?

I assume the former.
 
2020-07-04 10:41:14 PM  
Two Scoop's line of reasoning makes me think of those who have law degrees from Sovereign Citizen University.
 
2020-07-04 10:41:15 PM  

mjjt: [Fark user image image 850x912]


Do we have any corroboration that he's been testing? It make 100% sense that the President would be...normally, but I can easily see him refusing (because he's a little biatch).

/plus I reaally hope he catches it
 
2020-07-04 10:42:14 PM  
Why, oh why, do I still have "Oh, he didn't...are you farking kidding me?!?!?"  feelings in response, when intellectually, I (should) know better?
 
2020-07-04 10:42:22 PM  

Crocoduck: Two Scoop's line of reasoning makes me think of those who have law degrees from Sovereign Citizen University.


You do not have rejoinder! I know my rites!
 
2020-07-04 10:42:29 PM  
The only thing that makes it seem like we don't have the pandemic under control is all the evidence.
 
2020-07-04 10:43:25 PM  

luckyeddie: That is, quite possibly, the most stupid thing I have ever read.


The most stupid thing you've read so far!

Give him another week, I'm sure he can top this
 
2020-07-04 10:43:33 PM  

Catlenfell: I'm curious. Is he stupid enough to believe that is the case? Or, does he think he smart enough to pull a fast one on the American people?


Yes ..

 
2020-07-04 10:45:02 PM  
That's clearly the talking point the rnc is trying to get all their sheep to recite.  I've read that same thing on fark for a couple of weeks.  go check the florida thread,tons of anti masks and reality there.
 
2020-07-04 10:48:14 PM  
Of course his implication that other countries are not testing is a lie.  The other developed countries are most definitely testing.
 
2020-07-04 10:48:22 PM  

Godscrack: Yeah. That isn't Trump writing his Tweets.


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2020-07-04 10:50:34 PM  
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2020-07-04 10:51:06 PM  

Butterflew: bluorangefyre: Fark him.  If there's any hope, there is an old man who loves down from my ex that had a Trump sign up.  It's down now.  Hopefully the tide is turning.

The guy across the street removed the Trump stickers from his car. So🤞


Granted Oregon is a Blue state, but I'm down in Salem and There's nothing but farms and small towns for 20 miles or so.  Despite that Trump 2020 stickers are rarely seen and the ones I have seen are small enough that Donnie could pick one up with one hand.

And they are always on the window glass, for easy removal maybe?
 
2020-07-04 10:51:09 PM  

thisispete: [Fark user image 850x604]


New Zealand is a rowboat full of potatoes?
 
2020-07-04 10:51:13 PM  

Ray_Finkle: luckyeddie: That is, quite possibly, the most stupid thing I have ever read.

The most stupid thing you've read so far!

Give him another week, I'm sure he can top this


Plus...you've been on the poltab before, Eddie, right? Not even including the trolls. I've seen some shiat. I've seen some shiat that will make your hair go white.
 
2020-07-04 10:52:02 PM  

Harry Freakstorm: Remember when Obama said that if we left bin Laden alone he'd die anyways?


I remember some President saying they didn't worry too much about bin Laden. Don't think it was Obama, though.
 
2020-07-04 10:53:03 PM  

Scorpitron is reduced to a thin red paste: Harry Freakstorm: Remember when Obama said that if we left bin Laden alone he'd die anyways?

I do remember Bush saying he no longer cared about him.

Hmmm... Republicans...


*shakes tiny fist*
 
2020-07-04 10:57:44 PM  
Other countries test as well.

We just have a higher percentage of positive tests due to our ineffective response
 
2020-07-04 10:58:19 PM  

Number 216: [Fark user image 200x200]


I don't know how I haven't come across that pic before, or possibly why it wasn't created earlier, but I regret that I have but one funny to give.
 
2020-07-04 10:58:21 PM  

Short Victoria's War: What if syphilis protects against corona virus?


Apparently HIV/AIDS retrovirals minimize the likelihood of catching Covid...

Just saying... For no particular reason...
 
2020-07-04 11:00:16 PM  

Butterflew: bluorangefyre: Fark him.  If there's any hope, there is an old man who loves down from my ex that had a Trump sign up.  It's down now.  Hopefully the tide is turning.

The guy across the street removed the Trump stickers from his car. So🤞


I'd be tempted to get some replacements and permanently affix them to his car....scarlet letter any all.
 
2020-07-04 11:01:10 PM  
What's with the five dots shiat?  My ex wife uses five dots like some sort of exclamated ellipsis. Sometimes, when she gets really worked up in a borderline lather, it's seven dots. Never six. Never four. I've never seen her use a regular ellipsis. Any forensic punctuologists out there who can explain this?
 
2020-07-04 11:04:33 PM  

Harry Freakstorm: Remember when Obama said that if we left bin Laden alone he'd die anyways?


That was W. Bush's strategy.
 
2020-07-04 11:07:21 PM  

OdradekRex: Not sure which is more disturbing - if he really is that stupid, or he feels it's OK to lie to the American public this way in a life or death situation. Either way, we're farked.


Well he's not really lying, is he? He really thinks it's true. Imma go with stupidity.
 
2020-07-04 11:11:01 PM  

Hyjamon: Butterflew: bluorangefyre: Fark him.  If there's any hope, there is an old man who loves down from my ex that had a Trump sign up.  It's down now.  Hopefully the tide is turning.

The guy across the street removed the Trump stickers from his car. So🤞

I'd be tempted to get some replacements and permanently affix them to his car....scarlet letter any all.


Nah, he's actually a REALLY nice guy. I was actually surprised when I noticed the Trump sticker.. a couple weeks later it was gone.

He owns a landscaping business (his yard is just gorgeous) and the week we moved into our house he invited my husband to join his fantasy league and invited him over to meet his friends who are all from different backgrounds. While we're talking to him, every person who drove by would slow down to say hello.

Doesn't seem right to vandalize anything of his. I'm giving him the benefit of the doubt about the Trump sticker and assume he's had a change of heart, because he's THAT nice. Being a Trumper MAGAt just doesn't fit.
 
2020-07-04 11:12:12 PM  
 
2020-07-04 11:13:14 PM  

arrogantbastich: Think anyone told him that the people you can't tell are sick can make people who CAN tell, sick?

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I really enjoyed the original Death.  Billie's an OK Death also, but I was sorry to see him go.
 
2020-07-04 11:14:42 PM  
Oh, really?

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2020-07-04 11:14:55 PM  

mrshowrules: [i.imgflip.com image 600x488]


This is a picture of my friend Becky. She used to be a happy, popular girl until one night she snorted a pregnancy test at a party. She died instantly. Please, don't do pregnancy tests. It's the most dangerous test out there. Please don't wind up like Becky.
 
2020-07-04 11:18:48 PM  

i ignore u: thisispete: [Fark user image 850x604]

New Zealand is a rowboat full of potatoes?


Kiwi birds, which do indeed have an uncanny resemblance to potatoes
 
2020-07-04 11:19:17 PM  
Pres. Stupid.  It hurts.
 
2020-07-04 11:20:39 PM  

demonlag: arrogantbastich: Think anyone told him that the people you can't tell are sick can make people who CAN tell, sick?

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I really enjoyed the original Death.  Billie's an OK Death also, but I was sorry to see him go.


The original Death was great, but I've got a mad crush on Billie.
 
2020-07-04 11:21:41 PM  

ababyatemydingo: And if you don't take a pregnancy test, you'll never be pregnant!


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2020-07-04 11:22:13 PM  
Don't kill me, but I don't think he's saying we need to stop testing to make the numbers better. He's boasting about how awesome our testing is and how other places that don't have the numbers we have probably aren't testing as good as us.
 
2020-07-04 11:23:22 PM  
Penn needs to take a stand on the Fat fark's diploma. Decertify it or erect a statue. Wtf? This orange fungus graduated from Wharton. What a way to degrade your program. fark that shiatty school
 
2020-07-04 11:23:26 PM  
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Chocolate! Chocolate! Chocolate!

Guess this is what we're doing now.

/Why doesn't that farkstick just resign?
 
2020-07-04 11:24:18 PM  

jaylectricity: Don't kill me, but I don't think he's saying we need to stop testing to make the numbers better. He's boasting about how awesome our testing is and how other places that don't have the numbers we have probably aren't testing as good as us.


https://www.cnn.com/2020/06/22/politi​c​s/donald-trump-testing-slow-down-respo​nse/index.html
 
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