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2020-07-04 4:28:32 PM  
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2020-07-04 4:30:42 PM  
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2020-07-04 4:40:55 PM  
Yeah. That isn't Trump writing his Tweets.
 
2020-07-04 4:40:56 PM  
What?
 
2020-07-04 4:42:02 PM  
And if you don't take a pregnancy test, you'll never be pregnant!
 
2020-07-04 4:42:39 PM  
Think anyone told him that the people you can't tell are sick can make people who CAN tell, sick?

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2020-07-04 4:43:33 PM  
We know he never took an IQ test, because he is not intelligent.
 
2020-07-04 4:48:28 PM  
Thank God we're not testing people for smallpox!  Can you imagine what that would be like?
 
2020-07-04 4:56:32 PM  
"If only I didn't take that damn pregnancy test!"

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2020-07-04 5:06:06 PM  
Cases, Cases, Cases!

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2020-07-04 5:08:57 PM  
Not sure which is more disturbing - if he really is that stupid, or he feels it's OK to lie to the American public this way in a life or death situation. Either way, we're farked.
 
2020-07-04 5:40:40 PM  
Clearly trump never took any tests at Wharton
 
2020-07-04 5:41:13 PM  
Yeah, no, we're currently testing at less than 0.5% positive, testing doesn't find something that isn't there. When there places getting 20%+ positive rates, they're only identifying a small percentage of the actual cases. We got here by listening to the experts, social distancing properly, testing and contact tracing.
 
2020-07-04 5:42:01 PM  
Bear in mind he probably applies the same logic to STIs
 
2020-07-04 6:03:33 PM  

swaniefrmreddeer: Yeah, no, we're currently testing at less than 0.5% positive, testing doesn't find something that isn't there. When there places getting 20%+ positive rates, they're only identifying a small percentage of the actual cases. We got here by listening to the experts, social distancing properly, testing and contact tracing.


"We"? Who's testing 0.5% positive? Must not be in the states...
 
2020-07-04 6:05:23 PM  

swaniefrmreddeer: Yeah, no, we're currently testing at less than 0.5% positive, testing doesn't find something that isn't there. When there places getting 20%+ positive rates, they're only identifying a small percentage of the actual cases. We got here by listening to the experts, social distancing properly, testing and contact tracing.


science wurds...ugg. shut up nerd.
 
2020-07-04 6:13:49 PM  
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2020-07-04 6:23:59 PM  

NateAsbestos: swaniefrmreddeer: Yeah, no, we're currently testing at less than 0.5% positive, testing doesn't find something that isn't there. When there places getting 20%+ positive rates, they're only identifying a small percentage of the actual cases. We got here by listening to the experts, social distancing properly, testing and contact tracing.

"We"? Who's testing 0.5% positive? Must not be in the states...


I'm in Alberta, we're averaging about 40 positive cases with 8000 tests a day currently and have enough contact tracers to keep it under control.
 
2020-07-04 6:25:49 PM  
Fark him.  If there's any hope, there is an old man who loves down from my ex that had a Trump sign up.  It's down now.  Hopefully the tide is turning.
 
2020-07-04 6:27:03 PM  
Christ, what a f*cking idiot
 
2020-07-04 6:47:44 PM  
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2020-07-04 6:55:35 PM  
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2020-07-04 7:00:55 PM  
Yep.  Of course.  Because it's the test that make cases.  Instead of the cases existing by themselves and the test telling us who is infected.

Farking idiot.  Really really really REALLY should have an IQ test for those who run for public office.
 
2020-07-04 7:06:26 PM  
All this testing embarrasses Donny because it completely contradicts his statements. If you would, please cut it out
 
2020-07-04 7:11:22 PM  
Oh Goddamnit.

We lead the planet in COVID-19 deaths, which has nothing to do with testing.

Can SOMEONE from the media please point that out to this farking Dotard?!
 
2020-07-04 7:59:18 PM  

Jack Sabbath: Oh Goddamnit.

We lead the planet in COVID-19 deaths, which has nothing to do with testing.

Can SOMEONE from the media please point that out to this farking Dotard?!


Like it listens to the media.

The only "media-like" things it listens to are OANN and Tucker, and those are not media, those are its own fever dreams broadcast.

No one has successfully injected REAL INFORMATION into that Frothing Slug in at least five decades, if ever.
 
2020-07-04 8:07:01 PM  
That is, quite possibly, the most stupid thing I have ever read.
 
2020-07-04 8:39:00 PM  
See, the testing that he didn't want to do, is driving America's numbers up, and that's why we're Number One.

Number One! Number One! Number One!
 
2020-07-04 8:43:10 PM  

Jack Sabbath: Oh Goddamnit.

We lead the planet in COVID-19 deaths, which has nothing to do with testing.

Can SOMEONE from the media please point that out to this farking Dotard?!


They'll be wasting their breath in doing so, because it's a thing he does not want to hear.

If he holds a press conference and someone asks him about it, he'll insult and berate them and whatever news station they're from; and he'll use very-thinly-veiled racial and ethnic slurs if they're non-white, and/or misogynistic slurs if they're female or Jim Acosta. Basically the kind of language which would send you or me to Fark Jail™ for a day or two, even if we quote him verbatim and in context.

If anyone else holds a press conference, it defeats the purpose of trying to ask Trump about literally anything at all.


/granted there's some benefit to making his response or non-response on the public record
//but trying to trick him into doing something which might slightly benefit people he doesn't like and definitely does not provide him with an immediate and tangible benefit, is a fool's errand
 
2020-07-04 8:49:19 PM  

bluorangefyre: Fark him.  If there's any hope, there is an old man who loves down from my ex that had a Trump sign up.  It's down now.  Hopefully the tide is turning.


The guy across the street removed the Trump stickers from his car. So🤞
 
2020-07-04 8:52:35 PM  
The president of the United States.

Jesus farking Christ
 
2020-07-04 9:27:49 PM  
Wow! So why are we testing for Pregnancy!? Holy fark, if we got rid of these thermometers, it'd be cooler! By gum, measuring out blood thinner? Why even bother!

DROP DEAD YOU FAT ORANGE FARK.
 
2020-07-04 9:33:04 PM  

Jack Sabbath: Can SOMEONE from the media please point that out to this farking Dotard?!


You have to try to see it from inside his orange fishbowl.

The only true victim of COVID-19 is Trump.  He was set to coast into a second term on his roaring economy and then people mentioned COVID.  And then they started testing and found COVID in the US and the market plummeted and everyone freaked out.

He does not care about any of the people who have suffered or died of COVID-19.  He cares that people started looking for it here, and they found it, and the stock market went down.  And to his pudding brain, if they had never tested, or never tested so widely, there'd only be fifteen cases in the States and things would have been fine.
 
2020-07-04 9:34:43 PM  
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2020-07-04 10:23:21 PM  

Chariset: Bear in mind he probably applies the same logic to STIs


Like syphilis.

Which would explain a lot of his neurological degeneration in the last 10 years.
 
2020-07-04 10:23:49 PM  

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This guy makes Scott Steiner's math promo sound like the "I have a dream" speech.
 
2020-07-04 10:26:47 PM  
Sir, Arby's is closed due to several staff members testing positive after a customer visited and refused to wear a mask or leave.
 
2020-07-04 10:27:58 PM  
If the percentage of positive results from tests weren't also rising, he might have a point. A terrible, horrible point....but a point.

But since the percentage of positives is also growing...
 
2020-07-04 10:28:16 PM  
Yep, he's still stupid.
 
2020-07-04 10:28:25 PM  

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realDonaldTrump: Cases, Cases, Cases! If we didn't test so much and so successfully, we would have very few cases. If you test 40,000,000 people, you are going to have many cases that, without the testing (like other countries), would not show up every night on the Fake Evening News.....


He's a farking idiot. That's like saying if you don't report crimes, they didn't happen.

Oh. Wait.
 
2020-07-04 10:28:59 PM  
Ignorance incarnate.

The perfect conservative.
 
2020-07-04 10:29:35 PM  
Jesus H Farking Christ.

People in power in Washington. What else do you need to remove President Trump.

The man is insane.
 
2020-07-04 10:29:47 PM  
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2020-07-04 10:29:49 PM  

luckyeddie: That is, quite possibly, the most stupid thing I have ever read.


"it's like the flu" was worse.  Probably the single most lethal thing that piece of shiat and his admin said.

And here we are. 131,000+ dead. SO FAR.  Happy Farkin' Fourth.
 
2020-07-04 10:29:54 PM  
We have the president of the United States actively pitching no testing during a massive pandemic.
 
2020-07-04 10:30:08 PM  
Strange how some of the hospitals near me are filling up... must be psychosomatic caused by the testing.
 
2020-07-04 10:30:10 PM  
I would post the 'that's not how any of this works' meme but the old ladies should be quarantined.
 
2020-07-04 10:30:56 PM  
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2020-07-04 10:31:06 PM  

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I have to say... Imagining him getting a nasal swab every day, leaving his eyes watering, amuses me more than it should.
 
2020-07-04 10:31:26 PM  
Already back to whining. I guess "freedom night" yesterday wasn't the smashing success he thought it would be
 
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