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(The Weather Channel)   So, wonder what it would look like if God decided to skip pebbles across a river?   (weather.com) divider line
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2020-07-04 6:54:56 PM  
No, but now I know what it sounds like when Santa has an orgasm.
 
2020-07-04 6:55:20 PM  
Turns out it looks a lot like when Isaac Newton bounces a giant boulder off the bottom of a shallow river.
 
2020-07-04 6:56:28 PM  
Did it really "skip" across the river, or was it just large enough (or positioned correctly) that it rolled or pivoted across the riverbed and the drag from the water wasn't enough to slow its roll before it came out the other side?
 
2020-07-04 6:57:03 PM  
Subby's mom smells bacon?
 
2020-07-04 6:57:49 PM  
I imagine it would look like whatever the fantasy storyteller wanted to make it look like. But then again, if the story is stupid, hopeless and used to commit all manner of crimes in the world, then who wants to listen to such a sh*t story like that anyway?
 
2020-07-04 6:58:38 PM  
Well it has already been said twice but we know these things are supposed to come in 3s so yeah, there was no skipping. The boulder just rolled across the river bed.
 
2020-07-04 6:59:30 PM  
Good thing they showed the slow-motion replay with the boulder highlighted. I'm sure many of us never would have seen it otherwise.
 
2020-07-04 7:00:13 PM  
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2020-07-04 7:08:21 PM  

Stephen_Falken: I imagine it would look like whatever the fantasy storyteller wanted to make it look like. But then again, if the story is stupid, hopeless and used to commit all manner of crimes in the world, then who wants to listen to such a sh*t story like that anyway?


Wrong thread?
 
2020-07-04 7:09:31 PM  
Oh, why would God do that? He's good. He could skip stones the length of a river. He's no feeb, like George Washington, who allegedly threw a dollar across the Potomac, but not the length of the river.
 
2020-07-04 7:10:18 PM  
Did Santa record that? Listen again.
 
2020-07-04 7:10:19 PM  

Billy Bathsalt: Stephen_Falken: I imagine it would look like whatever the fantasy storyteller wanted to make it look like. But then again, if the story is stupid, hopeless and used to commit all manner of crimes in the world, then who wants to listen to such a sh*t story like that anyway?

Wrong thread?


Is there such a thing as a wrong thread on Fark? I'm guessing that it is rare to be able to prove such a thing without a confession.
 
2020-07-04 7:12:12 PM  

pocket_aces: Did Santa record that? Listen again.


Sorry Foo. Shoulda read slower
 
2020-07-04 7:13:03 PM  
Water can be as tough as concrete if you hit it fast and hard enough. Maybe the river bed did not come into play. Just saying.
 
2020-07-04 7:14:06 PM  

Professor Science: Turns out it looks a lot like when Isaac Newton bounces a giant boulder off the bottom of a shallow river.


Username checks out.
 
2020-07-04 7:15:03 PM  
Looks like it did roll through the river rather than bounce. Trees obscure the view somewhat.
 
2020-07-04 7:17:24 PM  
Not really

I was wondering more what the US would look like if we took all the money used for religion & sports to use for a socialist system while practicing population control.

And ass eating
I was also wondering about ass eating.
 
2020-07-04 7:21:56 PM  

pocket_aces: pocket_aces: Did Santa record that? Listen again.

Sorry Foo. Shoulda read slower


NP.  I'm glad it's not just me.  You want my therapists' number?
 
2020-07-04 7:25:30 PM  
I imagine that's what it would look like if the sky wizard took a dump.
 
2020-07-04 7:26:23 PM  
You can't say "God" subby. It triggers the politically correct!!!!!
 
2020-07-04 7:27:09 PM  

brantgoose: Water can be as tough as concrete if you hit it fast and hard enough.


There is soa "Your Mom" joke in there that I am not twelve enough to make.
 
2020-07-04 7:33:10 PM  
Which god?
 
2020-07-04 7:38:21 PM  

offacue: Which god?


Athos, obviously.
 
2020-07-04 7:38:56 PM  
There is no god. Nitche and Gracho Marx killed him.
 
2020-07-04 7:39:22 PM  

Badafuco: offacue: Which god?

Athos, obviously.


Or Freddie Mercury.
 
2020-07-04 7:42:31 PM  
It was a Squatch
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2020-07-04 7:45:00 PM  

Badafuco: Badafuco: offacue: Which god?

Athos, obviously.

Or Freddie Mercury.


I hate it when people compare Freddie Mercury to God.
I mean, God is pretty amazing, but he's no Freddie Mercury.
 
2020-07-04 7:47:29 PM  
Wonder what it would look like if the video wasn't covered with a bunch of annoying text.
 
2020-07-04 8:03:14 PM  

Noah_Tall: Well it has already been said twice but we know these things are supposed to come in 3s so yeah, there was no skipping. The boulder just rolled across the river bed.


Maybe it was tired of working for the man every night and day.
 
2020-07-04 8:17:08 PM  
Wanted for questioning:
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2020-07-04 8:17:18 PM  
121 second ad beforehand, screw that
 
2020-07-04 8:27:54 PM  
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Where is your god now?

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2020-07-04 8:28:52 PM  

DippityDoo: Not really

I was wondering more what the US would look like if we took all the money used for religion & sports to use for a socialist system while practicing population control.

And ass eating
I was also wondering about ass eating.


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2020-07-04 8:41:27 PM  
River? We don' need no steenkin' river.

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2020-07-04 8:45:50 PM  

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Where is your god now?

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Barnes Wallace at work
 
2020-07-04 9:02:23 PM  
I don't think 'skipping' is the right word for 'rolling through'
 
2020-07-04 9:06:01 PM  
Like this
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2020-07-05 12:10:14 AM  
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2020-07-05 1:14:08 AM  
"Bam Bam! Get away from the water and put Pebbles down! NOW!"
 
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