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(NJ.com)   Nursing home posts "We beat COVID 19" sign out front to lure in customers ... after 26 residents die from the virus   (nj.com) divider line
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2020-07-04 1:40:34 PM  
24 votes:
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2020-07-04 3:39:53 PM  
11 votes:
Cough cough coughin' on Heaven's door.
 
2020-07-04 4:10:45 PM  
10 votes:
Ah.  The Zapp Brannagin approach.

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2020-07-04 3:47:21 PM  
8 votes:

abhorrent1: Well they're technically correct. You may not agree with their method but it worked


Can't have a COVID-19 outbreak among your patients if they're already dead.

*taps forehead*
 
2020-07-04 3:46:55 PM  
8 votes:
Well, I guess their number of active cases is probably VERY low at the moment.

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2020-07-04 12:52:01 PM  
6 votes:
Rooms for let
 
2020-07-04 3:48:15 PM  
3 votes:

Palined Parenthood: And by "COVID 19," we mean "patients"


Er...residents? FARK I KEEP RUINING MY JOKES
 
2020-07-04 7:39:58 PM  
2 votes:
Can't have a covid problem if everyone's dead.

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2020-07-04 4:09:39 PM  
2 votes:
Sure, in the same manner as Europe ''beating'' the Black Plague.
 
2020-07-04 3:47:47 PM  
2 votes:
And by "COVID 19," we mean "patients"
 
2020-07-04 6:20:08 PM  
1 vote:
If a facility is licensed by the state, they report to the state.  I've seen some of the numbers.  They are scary.

Even in "normal" times, the average stay in a skilled nursing facility is only about nine months.   There has been almost four months with only people "moving-out", and nobody moving-in.  Plus, moving out at a very high rate.  Yeah, there is plenty of vacancies.

/I think hearing loss is part to blame, people shout a lot in senior living facilities
// Lots of shouting equals lots of spread
 
2020-07-04 4:16:04 PM  
1 vote:
Pretty much a metaphor for America right now.
 
2020-07-04 4:07:54 PM  
1 vote:

Don't Lag Me Bro: Scorpitron is reduced to a thin red paste: Plenty of vacancies!

They've got to get new customers somehow. Their old ones aren't showing up anymore.


Thing about nursing homes. No repeat stays.
 
2020-07-04 3:48:45 PM  
1 vote:
The union didn't beat the confederacy without some losses
 
2020-07-04 3:40:41 PM  
1 vote:
Well they're technically correct. You may not agree with their method but it worked
 
2020-07-04 3:08:39 PM  
1 vote:
Plenty of vacancies!
 
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