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(UPI)   Maybe it's time to rethink your fishing methods if all you're catching is rusty hand grenades using magnets   (upi.com) divider line
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2020-07-04 11:09:21 AM  
I'm not saying "rusty hand grenade" sounds like a sex act, but "rusty hand grenade" sounds like a sex act.
 
2020-07-04 11:12:50 AM  
When blast fishing goes wrong.
 
2020-07-04 11:15:39 AM  

6nome: I'm not saying "rusty hand grenade" sounds like a sex act, but "rusty hand grenade" sounds like a sex act.


Think of it as similar to the Peruvian Otter Squat but with ketchup instead of caramel sauce.
 
2020-07-04 11:18:36 AM  
A Michigan man magnet fishing in the Grand River in November 2019 made a similarly startling discovery when he pulled up a German grenade from the World War I era.

The Grand Rapids Police Department said the object, a German Granatenwerfer mortar, was unlikely to still be dangerous, but officers destroyed it in a controlled explosion as a precaution.


Pfew, talk about overshooting the target.
 
2020-07-04 11:19:54 AM  
All that I've caught so far is iron ore.
 
2020-07-04 11:23:45 AM  

6nome: I'm not saying "rusty hand grenade" sounds like a sex act, but "rusty hand grenade" sounds like a sex act.


It's anal src with someone who has severe IBS. After you pull out your "pin", you have five seconds to run away before a massive explosion.
 
2020-07-04 11:26:05 AM  

Prof. Frink: 6nome: I'm not saying "rusty hand grenade" sounds like a sex act, but "rusty hand grenade" sounds like a sex act.

It's anal src with someone who has severe IBS. After you pull out your "pin", you have five seconds to run away before a massive explosion.


Also "anal sex". I assume I'm not the only one here who spends more time coding HTML than getting laid:(
 
2020-07-04 11:28:15 AM  
Depending upon diet, cat poo can be attracted by magnets.

I know this because when my dad taught me how to gold mine he first showed me how to attract iron fragments in a river bed using a magnet on a string. I took that to school to use in the sandbox.

farking disgusting and all the cats and teachers should have been fired.
 
2020-07-04 11:34:00 AM  
So far no one has found the Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch.
 
2020-07-04 11:35:22 AM  

6nome: I'm not saying "rusty hand grenade" sounds like a sex act, but "rusty hand grenade" sounds like a sex act.


It's not!

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2020-07-04 11:41:08 AM  
Maybe they're trying to catch steelhead trout.
 
2020-07-04 11:41:11 AM  
Sounds like his fishing method is working as intended.
 
2020-07-04 11:43:07 AM  

Prof. Frink: 6nome: I'm not saying "rusty hand grenade" sounds like a sex act, but "rusty hand grenade" sounds like a sex act.

It's anal src with someone who has severe IBS. After you pull out your "pin", you have five seconds to run away before a massive explosion.


No, that's not right. A rusty hand grenade is a reach-around while rubbing the complimentary nipple, all while wearing welding gloves, or if you're adventurous, Roto gloves.
 
2020-07-04 11:48:23 AM  
But what if I'm only fishing ironically?
 
2020-07-04 11:49:16 AM  

Prof. Frink: Prof. Frink: 6nome: I'm not saying "rusty hand grenade" sounds like a sex act, but "rusty hand grenade" sounds like a sex act.

It's anal src with someone who has severe IBS. After you pull out your "pin", you have five seconds to run away before a massive explosion.

Also "anal sex". I assume I'm not the only one here who spends more time coding HTML than getting laid:(


Joke's on you! I spend zero time doing either!
 
2020-07-04 11:51:41 AM  
"We were given clear instructions to step away from it and wait for police to arrive," Maarit Juutilainen said.

Kids listening to instructions? I guess if we weren't sure given their names, we can now say without a doubt this wasn't in the US.
 
2020-07-04 12:09:44 PM  
What kinda hand grenade uses magnets?
 
2020-07-04 12:13:02 PM  

ajgeek: Prof. Frink: 6nome: I'm not saying "rusty hand grenade" sounds like a sex act, but "rusty hand grenade" sounds like a sex act.

It's anal src with someone who has severe IBS. After you pull out your "pin", you have five seconds to run away before a massive explosion.

No, that's not right. A rusty hand grenade is a reach-around while rubbing the complimentary nipple, all while wearing welding gloves, or if you're adventurous, Roto gloves.


That's not right, either. A rusty hand grenade is when you violently yank the buttplug out of your partner, then shove them off the side of the bed.
 
2020-07-04 12:17:31 PM  

lobotomy survivor: What kinda hand grenade uses magnets?


Redheads.
 
2020-07-04 12:19:30 PM  

Iniamyen: "We were given clear instructions to step away from it and wait for police to arrive," Maarit Juutilainen said.

Kids listening to instructions? I guess if we weren't sure given their names, we can now say without a doubt this wasn't in the US.


OTOH, having to be explicitly instructed not to play with a hand grenade suggests US.
 
2020-07-04 12:23:57 PM  
Gonna break my rusty grenade and BOOM.
 
2020-07-04 12:35:11 PM  

fragMasterFlash: Gonna break my rusty grenade and BOOM.


%%
kaPOW kaPOW kaPOW
Let's get off the fishing scow.
'fore the damn thing explodes
And my libido erodes.
%%

Pro-tip: don't charter the USS Paul Lekakis.
 
2020-07-04 1:00:19 PM  

Prof. Frink: 6nome: I'm not saying "rusty hand grenade" sounds like a sex act, but "rusty hand grenade" sounds like a sex act.

It's anal src with someone who has severe IBS. After you pull out your "pin", you have five seconds to run away before a massive explosion.


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2020-07-04 1:03:45 PM  
hand grenades aren't mortars
 
2020-07-04 1:47:52 PM  

Iniamyen: "We were given clear instructions to step away from it and wait for police to arrive," Maarit Juutilainen said.

Kids listening to instructions? I guess if we weren't sure given their names, we can now say without a doubt this wasn't in the US.


It's Finland... where frozen fish come freely and names are Finished

/At least it wasn't Polished
 
2020-07-04 1:48:41 PM  

6nome: I'm not saying "rusty hand grenade" sounds like a sex act, but "rusty hand grenade" sounds like a sex act.


sounds more like a drink
 
2020-07-04 1:50:14 PM  

mom_dropped_me: hand grenades aren't mortars


Yes. No bricks were harmed in finding this.
 
2020-07-04 2:30:16 PM  
 
2020-07-04 2:35:15 PM  

6nome: I'm not saying "rusty hand grenade" sounds like a sex act, but "rusty hand grenade" sounds like a sex act.


I was thinking band name, but you do you.

lobotomy survivor: What kinda hand grenade uses magnets?


Rusty ones evidently.
/Came to ask how.
 
2020-07-04 3:39:04 PM  
I just started magnet fishing...caught half of an office chair, a pretty cool piece of twisted rebar, and tons of nails, fishhooks and such.

My bro just found an antique railman's button

I've never cared for actual fishing, magnet fishing is way more my cup of tea
 
2020-07-04 3:46:45 PM  
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2020-07-05 1:58:53 AM  

6nome: I'm not saying "rusty hand grenade" sounds like a sex act, but "rusty hand grenade" sounds like a sex act.


I'm pretty sure that's when you take a dump in her whoo-ha.  

/This is apparently pretty common magnet fishing.  (Finding an old hand grenade, not performing a rusty hand grenade).  The guys at WWII Wendal have found them at least twice, and I've seen another channel find them, and I've seen this pop up on fark before with still other people finding them.
 
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