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(Daily Mail)   A frightened white man in a BMW who is so scared of a young black woman driving down his street he follows her for two blocks before confronting her, so now he is facing disorderly conduct charges. GOOD   (dailymail.co.uk) divider line
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2020-07-04 1:04:50 AM  
Ah, I know that neighborhood...geez Groveland and Georgetown are such honkytonk pits...The white folks' greatest pride and accomplishments there are that at least they're not living in Haverhill.  Seriously it's so depressing.  That entire area.  The best thing about it are the farm stands.
 
2020-07-04 1:14:36 AM  
Did....did he bleach his hair? He's a creepy 65...

I'm a white guy and I'd be worried about him stalking me too.
 
2020-07-04 2:20:21 AM  
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She looks terrifying.
 
2020-07-04 5:48:25 AM  
He forgot he was off-duty.
 
2020-07-04 7:23:57 AM  

wejash: Did....did he bleach his hair? He's a creepy 65...

I'm a white guy and I'd be worried about him stalking me too.


Well yeah , with a haircut like that .
 
2020-07-04 7:24:11 AM  
I was so terrified of this black girl that I had to follow her for two miles just so I could ask her to stop scaring me.
 
2020-07-04 7:25:20 AM  
What a shiatbag.
 
2020-07-04 7:28:49 AM  
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2020-07-04 7:35:04 AM  

grokca: [i.dailymail.co.uk image 306x335]
She looks terrifying.



It's the eyes...dead eyes, like a doll's eyes....until they roll over white, and then you hear all that high-pitched screaming....
 
2020-07-04 7:38:31 AM  

grokca: [i.dailymail.co.uk image 306x335]
She looks terrifying.


She looks adorable. You've gotta be a seriously chickenshiat racist to be afraid of that.
 
2020-07-04 7:39:34 AM  
Oohh!  A BMW. That car is 15 years old. A 15 year old Camry is more valuable.
 
2020-07-04 7:42:18 AM  
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2020-07-04 7:44:21 AM  
This man is so high and mighty in his foreign car, lookin' like my daughter's first toy baby.
 
2020-07-04 7:44:58 AM  

grokca: [i.dailymail.co.uk image 306x335]
She looks terrifying.


I believe that's a facial gang sign used by the Little Rascals. If you believe members of that organization are near then be sure to keep a broom handy. When approached by such a member, hold the broom in one hand and gently shake it while saying something to the effect of "Dang kids!" They will disperse.
 
2020-07-04 7:47:45 AM  
He looks like a muppet.
 
2020-07-04 7:48:24 AM  
He sound turrible "frightened" all right. Why she could have been casing the neighborhood for an army of Black Panthers to do multiple home invasions, as they tend to do, as the dearth of news stories of such events show. It's the Seekrit Media Masters who KEEP it from you! You can tell because they're NOT reporting it!

STUDY IT OUT, SHEEPLE!
 
2020-07-04 7:51:02 AM  
1. That man has Kennedy hair.
2. I have no idea how that girl and her family weren't driven out of that town.  Groveland Police don't even like white people.

/They'll stop a nun for doing 31 in a 30 and give her a dewey.
 
2020-07-04 7:53:35 AM  
"I don't know what color you are"? THAT'S his basis? Because he can't identify someone's racial background, and THAT is his criteria for feeling "safe."

Motherf*cker, then you are really NOT going to like the future, because it's chock full of multiracial kids and adults, to the point where labels are going to be frippin' useless.
 
2020-07-04 7:53:59 AM  
Photoshop this creep:

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2020-07-04 7:55:15 AM  
So, this guy was acTually arrested?
I thought it was only bad when Jussie Smollet lied to cops.
 
2020-07-04 7:55:42 AM  
John Schneider got a fro?
 
2020-07-04 7:58:45 AM  

grokca: [i.dailymail.co.uk image 306x335]
She looks terrifying.


I'd let her scare me.
 
2020-07-04 8:03:35 AM  

PhotoshopCrazy: Photoshop this creep:

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I feel like there's a Billy Ocean parody to be done but it's early and I'm still drinking coffee.
 
2020-07-04 8:04:13 AM  
Dude was too embarrassed to admit that he was following an attractive young woman around so he made up some horsehockey that made him look like a racist rather than the perv that he is.
 
2020-07-04 8:05:04 AM  
Progressives wouldn't suffer from so much white guilt if they'd simply stop doing this shiat.
 
2020-07-04 8:05:58 AM  

PhotoshopCrazy: Photoshop this creep:

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"I can't drive 55"
 
2020-07-04 8:06:22 AM  

hubiestubert: "I don't know what color you are"? THAT'S his basis? Because he can't identify someone's racial background, and THAT is his criteria for feeling "safe."

Motherf*cker, then you are really NOT going to like the future, because it's chock full of multiracial kids and adults, to the point where labels are going to be frippin' useless.


I don't remember who it was now, but there was a Science-Fiction writer that took a LOT of heat back in the early 1970s when he predicted that by the year 2100, Americans would all be of tan skin, with a mix of Asian, African and South American facial features, and American English would have evolved to a language that would be as unrecognizable to us as the old Germanic English from 500 years ago would be.
 
2020-07-04 8:09:31 AM  

zpaul: PhotoshopCrazy: Photoshop this creep:

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"I can't drive 55"


Gary Busey has really cleaned himself up.
 
2020-07-04 8:11:22 AM  

Lady J: grokca: [i.dailymail.co.uk image 306x335]
She looks terrifying.

She looks adorable. You've gotta be a seriously chickenshiat racist to be afraid of that.


She is precious and looks like the kinda gal you could have a lot of laughs with just goofing around scaring racists.
 
2020-07-04 8:15:33 AM  

Gramma: Dude was too embarrassed to admit that he was following an attractive young woman around so he made up some horsehockey that made him look like a racist rather than the perv that he is.


as a perv, I take this personally.
 
2020-07-04 8:16:03 AM  
Any BMW.
Any ticket.
Any time.

Shamefully self aware, and the accessory that wears out first on a BMW is the make-up mirror...
...on the drivers side.
 
2020-07-04 8:19:28 AM  

Sean VasDeferens: Progressives wouldn't suffer from so much white guilt if they'd simply stop doing this shiat.


Stop getting dog food?
 
2020-07-04 8:20:32 AM  

Deathfrogg: hubiestubert: "I don't know what color you are"? THAT'S his basis? Because he can't identify someone's racial background, and THAT is his criteria for feeling "safe."

Motherf*cker, then you are really NOT going to like the future, because it's chock full of multiracial kids and adults, to the point where labels are going to be frippin' useless.

I don't remember who it was now, but there was a Science-Fiction writer that took a LOT of heat back in the early 1970s when he predicted that by the year 2100, Americans would all be of tan skin, with a mix of Asian, African and South American facial features, and American English would have evolved to a language that would be as unrecognizable to us as the old Germanic English from 500 years ago would be.


We're going to see a lot more mixed folks in the next fifty years. And not the sort of "mixed" like Paris Jackson--that girl is cuckoo, and by that i don't mean she's got her Dad's crazy, but the habit of the cuckoo to lay eggs in another bird's nest to get them to care for it. We are going to see a lot of ethnically hazy folks, but I wouldn't bet on a homogenization of racial traits quite THAT soon.

And English...English is going to be just fine. Writing and now film have pretty much locked it down. If anything, because of recording technologies, English is going to be preserved more so. While phrases, accents and dialects will continue to be born, Standard English be it British or American, will remain because there are constant reminders of how it is spoken, as opposed to enclaves that are separated to diviate on their own.
 
2020-07-04 8:20:53 AM  
She's lucky she didn't try to defend herself from being stalked, he could have shot her and got away with it.
 
2020-07-04 8:21:36 AM  
He had to be at the Klan meeting in 26 minutes.
 
2020-07-04 8:22:24 AM  
I'm sure his wife doesn't believe this story.  'I was following this woman who was much younger than me, because I was frightened.' This idiot is going to be sleeping on the Chesterfield for a month.
 
2020-07-04 8:23:04 AM  

hubiestubert: Deathfrogg: hubiestubert: "I don't know what color you are"? THAT'S his basis? Because he can't identify someone's racial background, and THAT is his criteria for feeling "safe."

Motherf*cker, then you are really NOT going to like the future, because it's chock full of multiracial kids and adults, to the point where labels are going to be frippin' useless.

I don't remember who it was now, but there was a Science-Fiction writer that took a LOT of heat back in the early 1970s when he predicted that by the year 2100, Americans would all be of tan skin, with a mix of Asian, African and South American facial features, and American English would have evolved to a language that would be as unrecognizable to us as the old Germanic English from 500 years ago would be.

We're going to see a lot more mixed folks in the next fifty years. And not the sort of "mixed" like Paris Jackson--that girl is cuckoo, and by that i don't mean she's got her Dad's crazy, but the habit of the cuckoo to lay eggs in another bird's nest to get them to care for it. We are going to see a lot of ethnically hazy folks, but I wouldn't bet on a homogenization of racial traits quite THAT soon.

And English...English is going to be just fine. Writing and now film have pretty much locked it down. If anything, because of recording technologies, English is going to be preserved more so. While phrases, accents and dialects will continue to be born, Standard English be it British or American, will remain because there are constant reminders of how it is spoken, as opposed to enclaves that are separated to diviate on their own.


Are you channeling Brantduck?
 
2020-07-04 8:24:18 AM  

Sean VasDeferens: Progressives wouldn't suffer from so much white guilt if they'd simply stop doing this shiat.


You mean being black?
 
2020-07-04 8:24:23 AM  

hubiestubert: Deathfrogg: hubiestubert: "I don't know what color you are"? THAT'S his basis? Because he can't identify someone's racial background, and THAT is his criteria for feeling "safe."

Motherf*cker, then you are really NOT going to like the future, because it's chock full of multiracial kids and adults, to the point where labels are going to be frippin' useless.

I don't remember who it was now, but there was a Science-Fiction writer that took a LOT of heat back in the early 1970s when he predicted that by the year 2100, Americans would all be of tan skin, with a mix of Asian, African and South American facial features, and American English would have evolved to a language that would be as unrecognizable to us as the old Germanic English from 500 years ago would be.

We're going to see a lot more mixed folks in the next fifty years. And not the sort of "mixed" like Paris Jackson--that girl is cuckoo, and by that i don't mean she's got her Dad's crazy, but the habit of the cuckoo to lay eggs in another bird's nest to get them to care for it. We are going to see a lot of ethnically hazy folks, but I wouldn't bet on a homogenization of racial traits quite THAT soon.

And English...English is going to be just fine. Writing and now film have pretty much locked it down. If anything, because of recording technologies, English is going to be preserved more so. While phrases, accents and dialects will continue to be born, Standard English be it British or American, will remain because there are constant reminders of how it is spoken, as opposed to enclaves that are separated to diviate on their own.


"The problem with defending the purity of the English language is that English is about as pure as a cribhouse whore. We don't just borrow words; on occasion, English has pursued other languages down alleyways to beat them unconscious and rifle their pockets for new vocabulary."

- James Nicoll
 
2020-07-04 8:25:12 AM  

iron de havilland: He had to be at the Klan meeting in 26 minutes.


With that 'doo? He's probably the damn fluffer/outhouse attendant.
 
2020-07-04 8:27:53 AM  

gaslight: I'm sure his wife doesn't believe this story.  'I was following this woman who was much younger than me, because I was frightened.' This idiot is going to be sleeping on the Chesterfield for a month.


In the neighbor's carport.
 
2020-07-04 8:28:10 AM  

ToughActinProlactin: Lady J: grokca: [i.dailymail.co.uk image 306x335]
She looks terrifying.

She looks adorable. You've gotta be a seriously chickenshiat racist to be afraid of that.

She is precious and looks like the kinda gal you could have a lot of laughs with just goofing around scaring racists.


Don't you see?  That's how they get you!
 
2020-07-04 8:28:53 AM  
I bet his nickname is Q-Tip.

The whole video is sad.  How calm and confident he is, knowing he can just accuse someone of some ill defined crime because he thinks she drove through his neighborhood at the wrong speed.  How nervous she seems to be, and how she feels the need to even respond to this bully and explain her actions.
 
2020-07-04 8:29:03 AM  
Red Foreman got a toupe and some dark sunglasses.
 
2020-07-04 8:29:30 AM  

StoPPeRmobile: [imgc.allpostersimages.com image 432x550]


Thank you. He reminded me of an actor, but I couldn't remember who. Nailed it.
 
2020-07-04 8:30:41 AM  

Ker_Thwap: I bet his nickname is Q-Tip.

The whole video is sad.  How calm and confident he is, knowing he can just accuse someone of some ill defined crime because he thinks she drove through his neighborhood at the wrong speed.  How nervous she seems to be, and how she feels the need to even respond to this bully and explain her actions.


That's one thing folks are going to have to learn, is to just stick up for themselves a little better and tell people who do this shiat to go fark themselves.
 
2020-07-04 8:31:44 AM  

Lady J: hubiestubert: Deathfrogg: hubiestubert: "I don't know what color you are"? THAT'S his basis? Because he can't identify someone's racial background, and THAT is his criteria for feeling "safe."

Motherf*cker, then you are really NOT going to like the future, because it's chock full of multiracial kids and adults, to the point where labels are going to be frippin' useless.

I don't remember who it was now, but there was a Science-Fiction writer that took a LOT of heat back in the early 1970s when he predicted that by the year 2100, Americans would all be of tan skin, with a mix of Asian, African and South American facial features, and American English would have evolved to a language that would be as unrecognizable to us as the old Germanic English from 500 years ago would be.

We're going to see a lot more mixed folks in the next fifty years. And not the sort of "mixed" like Paris Jackson--that girl is cuckoo, and by that i don't mean she's got her Dad's crazy, but the habit of the cuckoo to lay eggs in another bird's nest to get them to care for it. We are going to see a lot of ethnically hazy folks, but I wouldn't bet on a homogenization of racial traits quite THAT soon.

And English...English is going to be just fine. Writing and now film have pretty much locked it down. If anything, because of recording technologies, English is going to be preserved more so. While phrases, accents and dialects will continue to be born, Standard English be it British or American, will remain because there are constant reminders of how it is spoken, as opposed to enclaves that are separated to diviate on their own.

Are you channeling Brantduck?


Hey, I trained as a Language Arts teacher, with a minor in Sociology.
 
2020-07-04 8:33:51 AM  

gaslight: I'm sure his wife doesn't believe this story.  'I was following this woman who was much younger than me, because I was frightened.' This idiot is going to be sleeping on the Chesterfield for a month.


Chesterfield?

Either you're a Brit or you've travelled from back in time from the era of plastic-covered couches of suburban 70s Edmonton.

Either way, I like it.
 
2020-07-04 8:36:13 AM  

Deathfrogg: hubiestubert: Deathfrogg: hubiestubert: "I don't know what color you are"? THAT'S his basis? Because he can't identify someone's racial background, and THAT is his criteria for feeling "safe."

Motherf*cker, then you are really NOT going to like the future, because it's chock full of multiracial kids and adults, to the point where labels are going to be frippin' useless.

I don't remember who it was now, but there was a Science-Fiction writer that took a LOT of heat back in the early 1970s when he predicted that by the year 2100, Americans would all be of tan skin, with a mix of Asian, African and South American facial features, and American English would have evolved to a language that would be as unrecognizable to us as the old Germanic English from 500 years ago would be.

We're going to see a lot more mixed folks in the next fifty years. And not the sort of "mixed" like Paris Jackson--that girl is cuckoo, and by that i don't mean she's got her Dad's crazy, but the habit of the cuckoo to lay eggs in another bird's nest to get them to care for it. We are going to see a lot of ethnically hazy folks, but I wouldn't bet on a homogenization of racial traits quite THAT soon.

And English...English is going to be just fine. Writing and now film have pretty much locked it down. If anything, because of recording technologies, English is going to be preserved more so. While phrases, accents and dialects will continue to be born, Standard English be it British or American, will remain because there are constant reminders of how it is spoken, as opposed to enclaves that are separated to diviate on their own.

"The problem with defending the purity of the English language is that English is about as pure as a cribhouse whore. We don't just borrow words; on occasion, English has pursued other languages down alleyways to beat them unconscious and rifle their pockets for new vocabulary."

- James Nicoll


My favorite quote is from an H. Beam Piper story - "English is what happened when Norman men-at-arms tried to get dates with Saxon barmaids."
 
2020-07-04 8:38:33 AM  
Two blocks, subby? If you're going to get the headline wrong, make it "two parsecs" or something more Farklier.
 
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