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(Patch)   Step 1 - Learn how to drive, Step 2 - commit armed carjacking, Step 3 - wait, what was step 1 again?   (patch.com) divider line
    More: Fail, Cook County, Illinois, Glencoe Golf Club Thursday morning, golf club, Zayveon Thomas, trio of carjackers, arrest of a Lake County teen, imminent threat, aerial vehicle  
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2020-07-04 3:04:05 AM  
"Zayveon Thomas, 18" "other suspects appeared to be aged 18 to 20"

I'll sponsor a liter a month of TF if these "men" were black. 6 months if all are 12-19  I've noticed over the years that <14 year old black males are men, while 19 year old whites who do despicable things are still called teens.
 
2020-07-04 3:24:19 AM  
And by despicable I mean the dregs. "Teen shoots 3 year old in drive-by drug deal gone wrong"

White male.

"17 year old man kills 1 during DUI evasion"

Black male with a .03 BAC (legal for an adult, illegal for a minor).

"Group robs Pizza Hut, one 17 year old man identified as Z'vyon Robinson is in custody. The minor accomplices weren't identified." because the news used the bystander snitched.
 
2020-07-04 3:25:08 AM  
*who snitched
 
2020-07-04 3:39:30 AM  
Hahaha! Dumbasses didn't know how push button start works. And people say that always makes vehicles easier to steal.
 
2020-07-04 4:26:22 AM  

Robinfro: "Zayveon Thomas, 18" "other suspects appeared to be aged 18 to 20"

I'll sponsor a liter a month of TF if these "men" were black. 6 months if all are 12-19  I've noticed over the years that <14 year old black males are men, while 19 year old whites who do despicable things are still called teens.


The article didn't  mention race.  You're assuming that just because they were protesting they must be black.
 
2020-07-04 5:30:01 AM  

Sean VasDeferens: Robinfro: "Zayveon Thomas, 18" "other suspects appeared to be aged 18 to 20"

I'll sponsor a liter a month of TF if these "men" were black. 6 months if all are 12-19  I've noticed over the years that <14 year old black males are men, while 19 year old whites who do despicable things are still called teens.

The article didn't  mention race.  You're assuming that just because they were protesting they must be black.


Winnetka-Glencoe 16 miles north of downtown Chicago. I'll wait while you research the number of whites and Hispanic whites and Eastern and Western Europeans and Russians with the name Zayveon pop up.

The article has now been updated to say "the three men". So now the cops and neighbors know they're 15-19 black males that could look 18-45 and are now possibly armed and dangerous because 15 year old black teens look 30 to Karen.
 
2020-07-04 5:38:54 AM  

Robinfro: "Zayveon Thomas, 18" "other suspects appeared to be aged 18 to 20"

I'll sponsor a liter a month of TF if these "men" were black. 6 months if all are 12-19  I've noticed over the years that <14 year old black males are men, while 19 year old whites who do despicable things are still called teens.


Hell, Ryan Lochte as described as a boy or young man when he got in trouble, and he was 32 at the time.
 
2020-07-04 5:45:09 AM  
CSB: I had a friend share how thieves stole her car then quickly abandoned it. She worked at the mall and had a junky old car with the reverse gear not working. Found it in a far corner of the mall parking lot, this mall lot was like a maze where some corners appeared to look like going toward the exits but did not. That is what happened to the thieves, they took a wrong turn looking for the exit and having found that the car could not reverse they left it there. She said mall security asked if maybe she left it there but forgot and her answer was, "Yeah, I left it with all four doors wide open, trunk open, and the radio is missing." It was so awful she actually preferred they had stolen it.
 
2020-07-04 6:33:16 AM  
That's a nice couple of felonies at such a young age.  Well done.
 
2020-07-04 8:24:05 AM  
What's the LinkedIn
 
2020-07-04 9:36:28 AM  

Robinfro: "Zayveon Thomas, 18" "other suspects appeared to be aged 18 to 20"

I'll sponsor a liter a month of TF if these "men" were black. 6 months if all are 12-19  I've noticed over the years that <14 year old black males are men, while 19 year old whites who do despicable things are still called teens.


Of course they were black. The only time race isn't mentioned is if the suspect is black.
 
2020-07-04 10:25:50 AM  
I had a Zayveon television back in the day.
 
2020-07-04 11:49:01 AM  
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