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(Golocalprov)   Rhode Island uses eye-catching slogan in anti-overdose PSA: 'Did you know your drug dealer is vegan?' Well, I didn't see him at the public restroom I use for snorting, so I have no idea   (golocalprov.com) divider line
    More: PSA, Drug overdose, Rhode Island, Drug addiction, accidental drug overdose deaths, Drug Dealer, Rhode Island Department of Behavioral Healthcare, Opioid, Naloxone  
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2020-07-04 5:42:45 AM  
58 votes:
Vegan outrage backlash in 3... 2... 1...

The barber in my town got arrested for dealing drugs a couple weeks ago.  I was floored.  I've been his customer for years and I never knew he cut hair.
 
2020-07-04 2:24:37 AM  
38 votes:
If they were vegan, you would know.
 
2020-07-04 2:20:35 AM  
21 votes:

Langdon_777: ""How well do you know the person who sells you cocaine? Do you trust there's no illegal fentanyl in there?" asks BHDDH in their online ads. "Did you know your drug dealer is vegan?""

Someone explain to me why someone would put fentanyl in cocaine?  I can understand it as a heroin substitute but not in cocaine.

Also I do not understand the "vegan" part, WTF does being a vegan have to do with being a shady (as opposed to reliable) drug supplier?


Pssh! It's all about the small batch artisanal drugs now.
 
2020-07-04 5:52:48 AM  
16 votes:
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Meeting up with your dealer for the first time.
 
2020-07-04 6:46:12 AM  
15 votes:

thunderdonkey: grokca: If they were vegan, you would know.

These jokes have lost a lot of their edge, but I still love them.

Q: How do you know if someone (is vegan|does CrossFit)?

A: Don't worry, they'll tell you.


A man on a trans Atlantic flight has a heart attack and the head stewardess asks the passengers, "is there a doctor on board?"  A guy stands up raising he hand and says, "I do cross fit..."
 
2020-07-04 8:29:36 AM  
8 votes:
My dealer is actually a level 5 vegan. Doesn't sell anything that casts a shadow.

In reality, the ad makes sense, but it's also kind of stupid. You could make the same argument for literally anything made for consumption. "Did you know your McDonalds fry cook beat off to an episode of Muppet Babies last week?" The only thing I'd care about is if he washed his hands before coming to work.
 
2020-07-04 6:50:06 AM  
8 votes:

FkYouFkYouFkYou-WhosNext: thunderdonkey: grokca: If they were vegan, you would know.

These jokes have lost a lot of their edge, but I still love them.

Q: How do you know if someone (is vegan|does CrossFit)?

A: Don't worry, they'll tell you.

A man on a trans Atlantic flight has a heart attack and the head stewardess asks the passengers, "is there a doctor on board?"  A guy stands up raising he hand and says, "I do cross fit..."


flight attendant.
 
2020-07-04 7:43:22 AM  
5 votes:
You know, now I think of it, I think I'm gonna ring my drug dealer right now, and clear this vegan rumour up once and for all.
 
2020-07-04 7:59:49 AM  
3 votes:
Whether I know him or not, who the hell else am I going to buy drugs from?  The very second the transaction takes place, he's become a drug dealer I don't know very well.  And then I've gone and forced him into a meatless future.  What have I done?

/I was guilty enough already
 
2020-07-04 5:43:57 AM  
3 votes:
All I know is that I now want to buy drugs from whoever the fark made the leap from fentanyl to veganism.

We've seen some Olympic-class mental gymnastics politically for a couple years now, but... what the hell?

Vegans are still largely (not universally) insufferably self-righteous twits in my experience, btw.
 
2020-07-04 5:07:54 AM  
3 votes:
I feel like that ad is telling me I need to get to know my dealer personally so I can know whether or not to trust him? Did I get that right?
 
2020-07-04 6:27:51 AM  
2 votes:
I don't care about my dealer, but my cocaine better be free-range, gluten-free and organic.
 
2020-07-04 3:23:15 PM  
1 vote:

drayno76: Well...

Yes, one of them was a vegan; he is still a vegan but I think he quit dealing pot a few years back.  Another one has gone vegan since he quit dealing too. We've really got to do something about this spread of veganism once they quit selling pot.  MMJ has killed the illegal market down here, so only the big drug dealers are left.

To be honest I knew both of them far better than I know my doctor(s) and a shiat ton more than I know the pharmacist at CVS or the grower at the local dispensary.  If you think government regulations are stopping them from doing anything illegal, (glares at the opioid epidemic) I've got a bridge to Hawaii to sell you.


Is that "Hawaii" with two syllables or three?
 
2020-07-04 7:14:21 AM  
1 vote:

Salmon: FkYouFkYouFkYou-WhosNext: thunderdonkey: grokca: If they were vegan, you would know.

These jokes have lost a lot of their edge, but I still love them.

Q: How do you know if someone (is vegan|does CrossFit)?

A: Don't worry, they'll tell you.

A man on a trans Atlantic flight has a heart attack and the head stewardess asks the passengers, "is there a doctor on board?"  A guy stands up raising he hand and says, "I do cross fit..."

flight attendant.


*you are correct.
 
2020-07-04 7:12:51 AM  
1 vote:

Salmon: FkYouFkYouFkYou-WhosNext: thunderdonkey: grokca: If they were vegan, you would know.

These jokes have lost a lot of their edge, but I still love them.

Q: How do you know if someone (is vegan|does CrossFit)?

A: Don't worry, they'll tell you.

A man on a trans Atlantic flight has a heart attack and the head stewardess asks the passengers, "is there a doctor on board?"  A guy stands up raising he hand and says, "I do cross fit..."

flight attendant.


LAW AND ORDER!!
 
2020-07-04 6:35:38 AM  
1 vote:
Stupid. If you sell anything harder than weed, you ain't a vegan. You need to test your product and most everything harder than weed kills your appetite. A real drug dealing vegan would quickly shrivel up and die. It just doesn't happen.

Plenty of non-vegan dealers are already skinny as fark. It kinda comes with the territory. There's never been a fat coke or meth dealer.
 
2020-07-04 5:51:56 AM  
1 vote:
My coke dealer eats steak.
 
2020-07-04 1:32:14 AM  
1 vote:
""How well do you know the person who sells you cocaine? Do you trust there's no illegal fentanyl in there?" asks BHDDH in their online ads. "Did you know your drug dealer is vegan?""

Someone explain to me why someone would put fentanyl in cocaine?  I can understand it as a heroin substitute but not in cocaine.

Also I do not understand the "vegan" part, WTF does being a vegan have to do with being a shady (as opposed to reliable) drug supplier?
 
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