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2020-07-03 5:42:05 PM  
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2020-07-03 6:44:06 PM  
Solid ad.
 
2020-07-03 7:05:53 PM  
He has not done anything in response to the intelligence - never - not when he got it and not after he now got caught ignoring it - money paid by an arch rival country to kill US soldiers overseas - dead Americans - widows and fatherless sons and daughters - and he has done NOTHING except try to give the enemy things at our expense.

GET HIM THE FARK OUT OF THERE
 
2020-07-03 8:38:17 PM  

west.la.lawyer: He has not done anything in response to the intelligence - never - not when he got it and not after he now got caught ignoring it - money paid by an arch rival country to kill US soldiers overseas - dead Americans - widows and fatherless sons and daughters - and he has done NOTHING except try to give the enemy things at our expense.

GET HIM THE FARK OUT OF THERE


Yeah, but Joe Biden stammers sometimes.
 
2020-07-03 8:40:32 PM  
That's going to leave a mark, right before the Fourth...
 
2020-07-03 8:44:30 PM  
They should buy up all the ad time during Donnie's display tomorrow
 
2020-07-03 9:06:45 PM  
Donald Benedict: You'll never look at eggs the same way again.
 
2020-07-03 9:40:00 PM  
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2020-07-03 9:40:21 PM  

Marcus Aurelius: Donald Benedict: You'll never look at eggs the same way again.


He just grabbed them by the yoke.....
 
2020-07-03 9:50:37 PM  

OdradekRex: Solid ad.


The best ads always have one clear but powerful message.  Using Trump's own words works really well also.

Ads about how Biden is old and senile just come off as whiny, sad and desperate.  Especially when Trump at the end says "and I approve these messages".  These ads from the Lincoln Project and Vets are gold for Biden because he's not even running them.

I look forward to Trump biatching about one of these ads during a debate or something and Biden says "That was Republicans (or veterans) saying that.  Not me but I do agree with them."
 
2020-07-03 11:14:34 PM  
I prefer traitors who don't get caught
 
2020-07-03 11:14:56 PM  
But Joe Biden sniffed a woman's hair once, so really there's no difference between him and Trump.
 
2020-07-03 11:21:01 PM  
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2020-07-03 11:23:11 PM  
I saw that name used here first and have taken to using it. It fits pretty farking perfectly.

And seriously, fark that traitorous pile of shiat.
 
2020-07-03 11:24:02 PM  
Hillary by now would've given Alaska to Russia, Wyoming to Best Korea, and Rhode Island to Iran.
 
2020-07-03 11:28:53 PM  
Let's try "Things that would outrage conservatives if Obama did it for $800" for $600, Alex.
 
2020-07-03 11:29:08 PM  
WHAT ABOUT HER EMAILS?
 
2020-07-03 11:29:48 PM  
The thing about Teflon is that it doesn't work forever. Eventually you get a few scratches and stuff starts to stick. So you scrub harder, and the scratches get deeper. The only thing to do at that point is to throw it away.

Sorry Don (not sorry) it's time for you to go.
 
2020-07-03 11:30:02 PM  
Benedict Arnold is an upgrade from DJT.
 
2020-07-03 11:31:47 PM  

Porous Horace: Hillary by now would've given Alaska to Russia, Wyoming to Best Korea, and Rhode Island to Iran.


You have to appreciate the efficiency of Trump. He gave the whole farking country to Russia.
 
2020-07-03 11:39:21 PM  
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2020-07-03 11:43:10 PM  

mrparks: Benedict Arnold is an upgrade from DJT.


He was an effective general until he flipped. Also, didn't make up bone spurs to keep from serving.

He's even got a statue (sort of) commemorating his victory (over the British) at Saratoga...

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2020-07-03 11:44:34 PM  
Cadet Bones Spurs may want to put something on that burn ..
 
2020-07-03 11:44:34 PM  

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Ouch...THAT is an OH SNAP!
 
2020-07-03 11:47:31 PM  
Four months from today:

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2020-07-03 11:48:51 PM  

Marcus Aurelius: Donald Benedict: You'll never look at eggs the same way again.


Would you have to make the hollandaise with Sunny D instead of lemon juice?
 
2020-07-03 11:51:49 PM  
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2020-07-03 11:56:16 PM  
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2020-07-04 12:00:28 AM  
Someone had a great #BenedictDonald image in the last thread
 
2020-07-04 12:01:05 AM  

The Dog Ate My Homework: But Joe Biden sniffed a woman's hair once, so really there's no difference between him and Trump.


Difficult to sniff anything when 6ft away.
 
2020-07-04 12:02:48 AM  

Weatherkiss: [cdn.discordapp.com image 640x371]


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2020-07-04 12:06:54 AM  

Majin_Buu: Marcus Aurelius: Donald Benedict: You'll never look at eggs the same way again.

Would you have to make the hollandaise with Sunny D instead of lemon juice?


I was going to make a joke about the hollandaise sauce being replaced by KFC gravy, but then I thought that might taste good, and that they probably already serve that at Perkins.

/Also when did KFC gravy become flavorless brown sauce?
//Much like how they got rid of the good taste in coleslaw
///Or did they just screw over Canada?
 
2020-07-04 12:07:47 AM  
The only Benedict that matters...

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2020-07-04 12:18:07 AM  

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You would think an American soldier would at least rate as 3/5ths of a monument.
 
2020-07-04 12:21:55 AM  

NearCanuck: Majin_Buu: Marcus Aurelius: Donald Benedict: You'll never look at eggs the same way again.

Would you have to make the hollandaise with Sunny D instead of lemon juice?

I was going to make a joke about the hollandaise sauce being replaced by KFC gravy, but then I thought that might taste good, and that they probably already serve that at Perkins.

/Also when did KFC gravy become flavorless brown sauce?
//Much like how they got rid of the good taste in coleslaw
///Or did they just screw over Canada?


Couldn't rightly say. Last I saw, they were trying the "regional-sauces for the same old mediocre fried chicken" angle. Never been a fan of them myself but I know the spice blend was supposedly leaked a few years back for what that's worth.
 
2020-07-04 12:22:59 AM  
"Benedict Arnold" anagrams to "Donald Be Cretin".
 
2020-07-04 12:23:41 AM  
I'm sorry, but this shiat is just not a winner. Focus on the pandemic and economy. Most Americans don't give two shiats what's going on overseas. Only completely depraved losers (like everyone posting on fark's PolTab) do.
 
2020-07-04 12:31:01 AM  

eiger: I'm sorry, but this shiat is just not a winner. Focus on the pandemic and economy. Most Americans don't give two shiats what's going on overseas. Only completely depraved losers (like everyone posting on fark's PolTab) do.


So you're saying that they should only make videos on one or two topics at a time?  They're not allowed to cover other subjects of discussion besides the top two?

Sorry, but... how stupid is that idea of yours?
 
2020-07-04 12:31:35 AM  

WordsnCollision: mrparks: Benedict Arnold is an upgrade from DJT.

He was an effective general until he flipped. Also, didn't make up bone spurs to keep from serving.

He's even got a statue (sort of) commemorating his victory (over the British) at Saratoga...

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And one of the biggest reasons for his about face was that the nascent American government basically treated him like shiat, even after all he had done (and his only real supporter was George Washington).

Doesn't change what he did, but it was a lot less cut and dry than the history books told all of us.
 
2020-07-04 12:32:05 AM  
When Trump first rode down that escalator in 2015 to announce his candidacy for President, the one thing everyone remembers is that, instead of offering a plan to help Americans, Trump called Mexicans rapists and murderers. Trump didn't care about Americans then, so why should he start now? Hell, he invented a bone spur excuse just so he wouldn't have to serve aside his fellow American.
 
2020-07-04 12:32:25 AM  

eiger: I'm sorry, but this shiat is just not a winner. Focus on the pandemic and economy. Most Americans don't give two shiats what's going on overseas. Only completely depraved losers (like everyone posting on fark's PolTab) do.


Vets targeting vets. It's a good ad.
 
2020-07-04 12:33:34 AM  

eiger: I'm sorry, but this shiat is just not a winner. Focus on the pandemic and economy. Most Americans don't give two shiats what's going on overseas. Only completely depraved losers (like everyone posting on fark's PolTab) do.


Ooooooh. Edgy.
 
2020-07-04 12:33:45 AM  

west.la.lawyer: He has not done anything in response to the intelligence - never - not when he got it and not after he now got caught ignoring it - money paid by an arch rival country to kill US soldiers overseas - dead Americans - widows and fatherless sons and daughters - and he has done NOTHING except try to give the enemy things at our expense.

GET HIM THE FARK OUT OF THERE


Please don't mistake this for any level of trying to equivocate what has happened in This Disaster. Let's make sure one thing is clear and not be polite with the language. Russia is not arrival, they have been our sworn enemy since the last half of World War II. There was a brief time in the eighties when they tried to get away from that but in the end Ivan is going to Ivan.

Never trust a Trump and never trust the Russian government.
 
2020-07-04 12:36:09 AM  

eiger: I'm sorry, but this shiat is just not a winner. Focus on the pandemic and economy. Most Americans don't give two shiats what's going on overseas. Only completely depraved losers (like everyone posting on fark's PolTab) do.


Just curious, why do you feel that all SuperPACs need to have an identical message?
 
2020-07-04 12:43:02 AM  

40 degree day: The thing about Teflon is that it doesn't work forever. Eventually you get a few scratches and stuff starts to stick. So you scrub harder, and the scratches get deeper. The only thing to do at that point is to throw it away.

Sorry Don (not sorry) it's time for you to go.

..to jail

ftfy
 
2020-07-04 12:45:26 AM  

fragMasterFlash: The only Benedict that matters...

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damn. now I want to try eggs benedict. never have.

and Trump will not last out his term is my prediction and hope.
 
2020-07-04 12:45:42 AM  
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2020-07-04 12:55:33 AM  

jesuspants: I prefer traitors who don't get caught


Arnold went to England after the war. Where he was despised. Traitors are traitors. Trump wouldn't even fill the True Believer shoes of Burgess, McLean, and Kim Philby. Greed is
just greed whatever Capitalists might say.
 
2020-07-04 12:57:59 AM  

invictus2: From, a speech from sounding it is coming from the fourth reich ( thanks miller) to grandpa alliterations of second grade history. You are a narcissistic noveau riche asshole. Beyond the founding fathers being blown away from indoor plumbing, rail roads, radios, television, nuclear weapons,space exploration, and internet. They have had sense and foresight (amid their flaws). Yet, I have no doubt that the continental congress, the union army of the civil war and  Teddy Roosevelt and his trust busting ways   would call you a traitor. And have your whole clan tar and feathered hung and shot  you traitorious weasel.



/ from the rally thread
 
2020-07-04 1:01:13 AM  

Majin_Buu: NearCanuck: Majin_Buu: Marcus Aurelius: Donald Benedict: You'll never look at eggs the same way again.

Would you have to make the hollandaise with Sunny D instead of lemon juice?

I was going to make a joke about the hollandaise sauce being replaced by KFC gravy, but then I thought that might taste good, and that they probably already serve that at Perkins.

/Also when did KFC gravy become flavorless brown sauce?
//Much like how they got rid of the good taste in coleslaw
///Or did they just screw over Canada?

Couldn't rightly say. Last I saw, they were trying the "regional-sauces for the same old mediocre fried chicken" angle. Never been a fan of them myself but I know the spice blend was supposedly leaked a few years back for what that's worth.


Marion Kay Chicken Seasoning 99-X is supposedly close enough that KFC sued them to stop selling it to franchises, and the Colonel himself said it was good.
 
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