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(NBC San Diego)   Local TV station helpfully tells Americans how to catch COVID-19   (nbcsandiego.com) divider line
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2020-07-03 7:06:49 PM  
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Permanent Solutions For Permanent Problems: Why do we wear facemasks and wash out hands more during this pandemic?

Short Andwer: Because that's what the CDC is telling us to do.

Less Short Answer: Because that's what medical professionals advise.

There's a longer answer but those two should suffice.


But my neighbor says it's a government program to get the public to submit to control and my Christian conservative Trump-supporting old friend who dropped out in 10th grade and runs a cutting torch for a salvage company says he's not worried and I shouldn't be worried either. Different people say different things. Who are we supposed to believe?
 
2020-07-03 6:54:16 PM  
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2020-07-03 10:20:26 PM  
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2020-07-03 7:26:05 PM  
2 votes:
On tomorrows show how to catch STD's.
 
2020-07-03 7:25:27 PM  
2 votes:

BitwiseShift: The good news - Schooley says we don't need another lockdown to stop the spread.

Back on your home planet maybe, but on this planet it is Spring Break all the time, and the riskier the behavior the better.    Hold my Corona.


There will emerge at least one credible report of someone dying as a result of "winning" a dare to drink 19 Coronas in five minutes.

You just watch.
 
2020-07-03 4:40:37 PM  
2 votes:
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2020-07-03 11:15:46 PM  
1 vote:
Saw an ad on fb for masks printed with your likeness.
Cool idea, though I'd prefer dog face.

Anyway, one person commented "I'm going to wear a mask with a Jewish star."
I really can't even.
 
2020-07-03 9:26:54 PM  
1 vote:
Do you remember when VCRs used to spit out a tape when it was defective?

That's the process in some peoples brains. Watch them closely next time and you can see the similarities....

1.Insert tape (hear information)
2.Tape defective ("DOES NOT COMPUTE")
3.Gears grind (Gears grind, no change there)
4. EJECT (reject information as false)

It's amazing to watch, both amusing....and scary.....
 
2020-07-03 8:14:01 PM  
1 vote:

aagrajag: fsbilly: Permanent Solutions For Permanent Problems: Why do we wear facemasks and wash out hands more during this pandemic?

Short Andwer: Because that's what the CDC is telling us to do.

Less Short Answer: Because that's what medical professionals advise.

There's a longer answer but those two should suffice.

But my neighbor says it's a government program to get the public to submit to control and my Christian conservative Trump-supporting old friend who dropped out in 10th grade and runs a cutting torch for a salvage company says he's not worried and I shouldn't be worried either. Different people say different things. Who are we supposed to believe?

I really do not understand how you and many others manage to remain friends with such people in the face of such reckless derp. I cannot decide whether you should be commended for your patience or mocked for not knowing when to give up for the sake of your own mental health.

My friends have flaws, but I can at least say they all possess basic intelligence and critical-thinking skills.


If you and all your friends were stupid, you'd say exactly the same thing :)
 
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