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(Some Guy)   It's a shiatty time in a shiatty year that may get worse before it ends. So here are 20 quotes from Captain America to help bring out your inner hero   (thedirect.com) divider line
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2020-07-03 9:17:42 PM  
No, you post.
 
2020-07-03 9:20:25 PM  
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2020-07-03 9:20:29 PM  
"Earth just lost her best defender."

Even with all their disagreements, Steve still recognizes Tony as a hero.
 
2020-07-03 9:26:04 PM  
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2020-07-03 9:28:42 PM  
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2020-07-03 9:34:09 PM  
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2020-07-03 9:38:01 PM  
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2020-07-03 9:39:48 PM  
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2020-07-03 9:40:56 PM  
Civil War marks the second instance we hear this line from Steve.

Technically that's the third time since he also says "I can do this all day" to Red Skull in The First Avenger.
 
2020-07-03 10:02:01 PM  
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2020-07-03 10:03:07 PM  
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2020-07-03 10:18:58 PM  
I wish I had the panels from the comic where Spider-man asked Cap if his costume violates the laws about wearing the flag as clothing. Cap responds that the flag itself is merely a symbol for the ideals of America, and most importantly the people. He himself is a symbol of those ideals in action, and proud to wear the colors to inspire.
Spidey looks wide eyed and says, "Wow. You really do have a speech for all occasions!"
 
2020-07-03 10:20:25 PM  
JIMMY BUFFETT'S CAPTAIN AMERICA BY DREWWILLEATU2
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2020-07-03 11:09:48 PM  

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Why did the douche liefeld give me boobs?


With nipples 90 degrees off.
 
2020-07-03 11:10:18 PM  
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Cap in disguise, trolling Doctor Doom.
 
2020-07-03 11:13:14 PM  
Didn't he say "I can do this all day" to Thanos in End Game when he was last man standing before the resurrected showed up?
 
2020-07-03 11:17:46 PM  
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2020-07-04 12:05:39 AM  

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Why did the douche liefeld give me boobs?


Worst......drawing.......of.......Capt​ain.......America......EVER!
 
2020-07-04 12:16:11 AM  

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Why did the douche liefeld give me boobs?


Language.
 
2020-07-04 12:22:36 AM  
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2020-07-04 12:24:19 AM  

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Why did the douche liefeld give me boobs?

Language.


Ha!! Liefeld's Captain America: big boobs, small feet, too many pouches.
 
2020-07-04 12:29:10 AM  
My favorite will always be the "piece of cloth" one if only because of the next panel where everyone realizes that he's the real CA and not the one spouting what everyone should want to hear. Since that was covered up thread, I'll go with:
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And then the best line about him:
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2020-07-04 12:29:26 AM  

Trik: Didn't he say "I can do this all day" to Thanos in End Game when he was last man standing before the resurrected showed up?


No.
 
2020-07-04 12:34:50 AM  
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That first panel sounds great until you pair it with a bad idea. People with terrible ideas can feel just as noble and embattled as people standing for good ones. Sometimes even more so, since a truly stupid idea can turn the entire world against you pretty damn fast.
 
2020-07-04 12:58:24 AM  
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2020-07-04 1:12:26 AM  
It's sad to note my favorite Cap artist, Joe Sinnott, passed away on June 25 at his home in Saugerties, NY, aged 93. He was best known as an inker, making the bold drawings of Jack Kirby dance. I met him working at the Office Depot in Kingston, where he would come to reproduce some of his art, and also buy his tech. I had the pleasure of working on his computer and getting to talk comics and his experiences several times. The man paid with Marvel Heroes checks - and he did the art on several of them! Truly an awesome guy.

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2020-07-04 1:28:53 AM  

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Why did the douche liefeld give me boobs?

Language.

Ha!! Liefeld's Captain America: big boobs, small feet, too many pouches.


Looking back his art is comically (no pun intend) hilarious but in the mid-90s when all those books came out, it was really exciting. I was there buying all the #1's the day they came out.
 
2020-07-04 1:32:46 AM  
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2020-07-04 2:08:36 AM  
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2020-07-04 3:13:13 AM  
My favorite Cap quote isn't actually from Cap, it's from Hercules.

"On Olympus we measure wisdom against Athena... speed against Hermes... power against Zeus... But we measure courage against Captain America. "

He's a mortal man that the Son of Zeus and the Son of Odin both consider worthy to command them in battle.
 
2020-07-04 3:23:15 AM  

browneye: Trik: Didn't he say "I can do this all day" to Thanos in End Game when he was last man standing before the resurrected showed up?

No.


Second.  He never says it in Endgame.  I've watched that movie probably 30+ times now.
 
2020-07-04 7:34:20 AM  
"The stars are matter, we're matter, but it doesn't matter."


- Captain Beefheart
 
2020-07-04 8:35:10 AM  
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2020-07-04 9:02:51 AM  

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"That IS America's ass!"
 
2020-07-04 9:15:05 AM  
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2020-07-04 9:54:08 AM  
Channing Tatum would have been a better Captain America
 
2020-07-04 10:39:16 AM  

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"We're going to Europe!"
Was that code?
 
2020-07-04 11:35:26 AM  
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2020-07-04 2:21:04 PM  
Here are 20 lines by a whole bunch of writers that are attributed to a fictional comic book character over the course of more than 50 years.

Be... inspired?
 
2020-07-04 2:34:01 PM  

Bad Luck Schleprock: Here are 20 lines by a whole bunch of writers that are attributed to a fictional comic book character over the course of more than 50 years.

Be... inspired?


We arent allowed to be inspired by fictional characters?

Better tear down my posters of Jesus.
 
2020-07-04 8:43:14 PM  

Bad Luck Schleprock: Here are 20 lines by a whole bunch of writers that are attributed to a fictional comic book character over the course of more than 50 years.

Be... inspired?


Wowsie wowsie woo-woo.
 
2020-07-04 10:47:32 PM  

fusillade762: browneye: Trik: Didn't he say "I can do this all day" to Thanos in End Game when he was last man standing before the resurrected showed up?

No.

Second.  He never says it in Endgame.  I've watched that movie probably 30+ times now.


I'm pretty sure he says it to himself during the time heist when he fights his past self for the scepter.
 
2020-07-04 11:21:56 PM  

UtopianDevil: fusillade762: browneye: Trik: Didn't he say "I can do this all day" to Thanos in End Game when he was last man standing before the resurrected showed up?

No.

Second.  He never says it in Endgame.  I've watched that movie probably 30+ times now.

I'm pretty sure he says it to himself during the time heist when he fights his past self for the scepter.


Past Cap says it to Cap Prime
 
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