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(WKYC Cleveland)   At the Covid (co) Covidcabana, The hottest spot north of Akron. At the Covid (co) Covidcabana, Face shields and passion were always the fashion, at the Covid...don't lose your lungs   (wkyc.com) divider line
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2020-07-03 10:20:39 PM  
His name was Fauci
He was no slouchie...


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2020-07-03 10:20:55 PM  
I mean, props to them for finding something fun to do, as opposed to the rest of us just eating and drinking our sorrows away for the last four months.
 
2020-07-03 10:26:33 PM  
bery coronalow.
 
2020-07-03 10:28:50 PM  
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2020-07-03 10:29:05 PM  
I am a bit amazed that I'm seeing this story about the exact same pool I got for covid-related reasons... But not just the pool, no. I relayed the story in a previous thread how I upgraded the pump. So did she!
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Same sand pump with the SWG although looks like the return is somehow different. Mad props to the geniuses of the internet that help us poor saps with these things. However easy you may think this looks, the hoses on the pump have ID 1.5" and the hoses on the pool's original skimmer/pump/return have an ID of 1". One guy on YouTube did the conversion with $10 in supplies from Home Despot and I love him for this.
I am a little shocked at how green her water is. It should absolutely be crystal clear. I can see to the bottom (and every leaf from the neighbor's tree that drops in it) every day.
 
2020-07-03 11:05:00 PM  

Loucifer: His name was Fauci
He was no slouchie...


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He was a health department chair, he saw the covid and got scared
And when it got here, he tried to slow it
But our President's a dope
And called it just a lib'ral hoax
And then the "Jjina Flu" filled up the ICUs
There was fear and a giant lockdown
Hey, let's blame the WHO

For the covid, covid-cabana
With quarantines and travel ban-as...
 
2020-07-03 11:47:00 PM  
If it ever finally hits 80 Deg F here this summer I plan on getting two plastic kiddie pools. One for the dog to splash in and the other one to serve as a beer cooler.
 
2020-07-04 5:07:57 AM  
Oh Ohio.  Get down with your bad self.
 
2020-07-04 8:47:31 AM  
...Forget it, Jake.  It's Akron.
 
2020-07-04 9:30:03 AM  

Loucifer: His name was Fauci
He was no slouchie...


Continue


With a Danish on each ear, and Darth Vader drawing near
So R2D2
Found Ben Kenobi
He'd have to put the Death Star plans into the rebellion's hands
So Luke and Obi-Wan
Had to get to Alderaan
So they stopped into Mos Eisely to have a drink with Han

At the Star Wars
Star Wars Cantina
The weirdest creatures you've ever seen-a
Here at the Star Wars
Star Wars Cantina...
Music and blasters and old Jedi Masters at the Star Wars....

His name was Solo
He was a pilot
With a blaster at his side and a smile twelve parsecs wide
There with Chewbacca
He was a Wookiee
They met Luke and Obi-Wan about the Millenium Falcon
Docking bay 94
Stormtroopers at the door
With a flash of Ben's lightsaber, now there's an arm on the floor

At the Star Wars
Star Wars Cantina
The weirdest creatures you've ever seen-a
Here at the Star Wars
Star Wars Cantina...
Music and blasters and old Jedi Masters at the Star Wars....

His name was Yoda
He was a Muppet
Darth Vader was so bad, and by the way he's Luke's dad
Luke kissed his sister
His hand got cut off
In that galaxy far far away, Luke has had a lousy day
Boba Fett was so mean
Jabba had bad hygiene
Why didn't they all just relax back on Tatooine

At the Star Wars
Star Wars Cantina
The weirdest creatures you've ever seen-a
Here at the Star Wars
Star Wars Cantina...
Music and blasters and old Jedi Masters at the Star Wars....

/Richard Cheese is a national treasure
 
2020-07-05 1:27:28 AM  
Lazy subby...cadence and rhyme don't match, and the article says it's in Akron.

Even if you don't know Ohio cities, wiki has a list of all cities you could have checked against to see which ends in the letter A, that best rhymes with Covidcabana, matches the cadence and is south of Akron.  It took me longer to type up this post than it did to find a better match.

At the Covid (co!), Covidcabana,
The hottest spot north of Gahanna.
Etc.
Yet thanks to your headline, I now know more Ohio cities than ever before.  Most of which I will likely forget within the next 24 hours.  Except Gahanna.  Because it was just too damn good of a match and the next time I hear Copacabana on the radio...I'll think of this thread.


This thread particularly captured my interest because I'd written spoof lyrics to this very same song a few years as well as composing an ABC for an MMO where folks can play instruments and form bands.  The music portion of the game is total fluff compared to the usual adventuring done there.

° Her name was Lalia, she was Bob's daughter.
° With woven flowers in her hair and a dress modestly spare,
° She would deliver
° Food to the Barrows,
° And when she wandered over there
° Gerling escorted her with care.
° It was a standard chore,
° They walked from three til four.
° They were scared and they had each other,
° Who could ask for more?

° At the Barrows
% Bar
° Barrows in Bree-Land
% Barrows in Bree-Land
° A perilous place north of Southlands
% Here!
° At the Barrows
% Bar
° Barrows in Bree-Land
° Snack runs and passion were always the fashion
° At the Barrows...
° They fell in love.

(If anyone recognizes this opening variant of the song, hullo fellow Landrovian!)

Sorry, not sorry for the tongue lashing and digression.  Yet this is Fark.  Nothing less should be expected.
 
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