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(Omaha World Herald)   The winning answer: Mr. Wonder with a hatchet, a bow and arrow and a Jabbawockeez mask. In the shower   (omaha.com) divider line
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2020-07-03 1:38:40 PM  
Doesn't read like they should cut his sentence.
 
2020-07-03 3:44:12 PM  
Bow and arrow.....An arrow loaded and ready to fire with the push of a button


So, a crossbow?
 
2020-07-03 5:17:22 PM  
I'm offended by the flagrant use of white face, especially in crime.
 
2020-07-03 5:27:34 PM  
I lived at 61st and Ames during high school. There was a reason I never went down number from 61st.
 
2020-07-03 5:28:29 PM  

blatz514: Bow and arrow.....An arrow loaded and ready to fire with the push of a button


So, a crossbow?


Be kind, I think Mr. Cooper is new at journalising.
 
2020-07-03 5:28:58 PM  
Add on a few years for being a Tom Brady fan
 
2020-07-03 6:11:56 PM  
Being from Omaha, knowing that area, who the fark showers with a bow and arrow.
 
2020-07-03 7:15:36 PM  

Sexy Jesus: blatz514: Bow and arrow.....An arrow loaded and ready to fire with the push of a button


So, a crossbow?

Be kind, I think Mr. Cooper is new at journalising.


Guy was probably using a Release Aid

https://www.lancasterarchery.com/blog​/​heres-your-basic-guide-to-archery-rele​ase-aids/
 
2020-07-03 7:19:10 PM  
The jaws that bite, the claws that catch!
 
2020-07-03 7:21:37 PM  

RoyFokker'sGhost: Sexy Jesus: blatz514: Bow and arrow.....An arrow loaded and ready to fire with the push of a button


So, a crossbow?

Be kind, I think Mr. Cooper is new at journalising.

Guy was probably using a Release Aid

https://www.lancasterarchery.com/blog/​heres-your-basic-guide-to-archery-rele​ase-aids/


I guess theoretically he could have set up some Rube Goldberg contraption with a remote - but I'm gonna guess either you're right, or the writer's been smoking Jimson Weed

/maybe both
 
2020-07-03 9:28:43 PM  
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