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2020-07-03 11:31:40 AM  
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2020-07-03 1:25:07 PM  
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2020-07-03 1:33:14 PM  
Well that's gonna leave one helluva divot.
 
2020-07-03 1:34:42 PM  
Maybe if the health care workers stopped stealing the supply, they wouldn't have a shortage.

/effectively what Trump has previously claimed
 
2020-07-03 1:35:29 PM  

fragMasterFlash: Well that's gonna leave one helluva divot.


Nothing that can't be fixed by tweeting LAW & ORDER a few dozen times and referring to Biden as Sleepy Joe.
 
2020-07-03 1:35:49 PM  
I do believe on this one I have to say Trump did tell us, repeatedly and months ago, that states were  on their own for PPE. Unless they voted for trump in which case he would stuff their warehouses with PPE that blue states had already paid for.

Ok, that's all I wanted to say. I'm off to daydream about living in a country that had a cohesive federal response, run by knowledgeable professionals, to the biggest national health emergency of the last century.
 
2020-07-03 1:37:11 PM  

mrshowrules: Maybe if the health care workers stopped stealing the supply, they wouldn't have a shortage.

/effectively what Trump has previously claimed


Look, the problem with masks is that people touch the mask and touch their face. There are just all kinds of issues with masks. Like people touching them and having faces and stuff.
 
2020-07-03 1:39:11 PM  
FAKE NEWS!  Everybody knows that the virus just went away by itself back in April.
 
2020-07-03 1:39:26 PM  
I'm sure Donnie will be angered by this, but not enough to do anything to save a single life.
 
2020-07-03 1:40:15 PM  
If hospitals don't have PPE, it's because they don't want to pay for PPE.
 
2020-07-03 1:41:00 PM  
We need a twitter icon for Biden posts that's a Trans Am or something.
 
2020-07-03 1:42:40 PM  

Alphax: I'm sure Donnie will be angered by this, but not enough to do anything to save a single life.


Now he* has to play golf to blow off steam from being attacked by Sleepy Joe.
 
2020-07-03 1:42:59 PM  
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2020-07-03 1:43:33 PM  
If subby is trying to make Biden sound like a virile young man then... no. It's a shiat show on both sides.

Next thing you know Biden is going to pick Harris as his running mate just to make things worse and get BLM protestors to vote against him.
 
2020-07-03 1:46:20 PM  

comrade: If subby is trying to make Biden sound like a virile young man then... no. It's a shiat show on both sides.

Next thing you know Biden is going to pick Harris as his running mate just to make things worse and get BLM protestors to vote against him.


Username checks out.
 
2020-07-03 1:46:21 PM  
The real issue is that PPE doesn't work 100% of the time, so we obviously shouldn't even bother
 
2020-07-03 1:46:39 PM  

Alphax: I'm sure Donnie will be angered by this, but not enough to do anything to save a single life.


The only things that motivate him are self-preservation (but not in the diet & exercise kind of way) & Ivanka. The only way he'll care about saving anyone's life from the 'rona is if it happens to his living Real Doll daughter.
 
2020-07-03 1:47:14 PM  

LarryDan43: If hospitals don't have PPE, it's because they don't want to pay for PPE.


The masks we're wearing at the clinic, they are kind of useless when the straps tear off when putting them on the first time.
 
2020-07-03 1:47:54 PM  

ProfessorBling: The real issue is that PPE doesn't work 100% of the time, so we obviously shouldn't even bother


Ah, that explains the coup dotard's thinking about condoms..!
 
2020-07-03 1:51:15 PM  

Darth_Saltine: Alphax: I'm sure Donnie will be angered by this, but not enough to do anything to save a single life.

The only things that motivate him are self-preservation (but not in the diet & exercise kind of way) & Ivanka. The only way he'll care about saving anyone's life from the 'rona is if it happens to his living Real Doll daughter.


I'm pretty sure a Real Doll has a greater capacity for understanding, sympathy, and kindness

/ Huh, and now I want to run for office with a Real Doll as my running mate
// Then again, I have had a spectacularly sh#t day
 
2020-07-03 1:54:38 PM  
What '5 over par' Joe won't admit is that PPE supplies are on the 19th hole.
 
2020-07-03 1:56:58 PM  
The Defense Production Act would actually let Trump be the authoritarian he pretends to be. His refusal to enact it tells you everything you need to know about his leadership skills. I'm not saying I would vote for him, but I feel like we could bear a second term if our coronavirus response had been something like South Korea or New Zealand.
 
2020-07-03 2:00:46 PM  
Well Trump was more worried about getting TP and hamberders back in the stores, he can only do a couple things at one time.
 
2020-07-03 2:03:15 PM  

mrshowrules: Maybe if the health care workers stopped stealing the supply, they wouldn't have a shortage.

/effectively what Trump has previously claimed


More t(R)eason party projection.

When do we realize we need to drag Mango Mass Murderer and his admin and cronies through the streets to the National Guillotine?

131,000+ dead Americans apparently isn't enough to make that cluephone start ringing.  Only a matter of time, though... I guess... since we're JUST GETTING STARTED.
 
2020-07-03 2:04:23 PM  
Now there's a guy I can vote for.

Just keep it up. Please.
 
2020-07-03 2:07:01 PM  
Someone said that Trump has now spent an entire year playing golf during his presidency. Sounds about right.
 
2020-07-03 2:09:17 PM  
That unfortunate president looks like he stuck his head in a golf ball dimpler.

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2020-07-03 2:16:44 PM  
"It's okay, Mr. President*; that'll buff right out."
 
2020-07-03 2:18:45 PM  

Sin_City_Superhero: FAKE NEWS!  Everybody knows that the virus just went away by itself back in April.


It's been 90+ degrees here in Ohio for almost a week. That's enough to bake it away, right?
 
2020-07-03 2:23:15 PM  
First a snark from Pelosi yesterday, now one today from Biden. This establishes a major moral correction in Trump, and I believe he's about to really surprise everyone with how presidential he can be.


Really.


/Really.
 
2020-07-03 2:23:57 PM  
Oh, don't be such a cocktease subby!
 
2020-07-03 2:25:06 PM  

Sin_City_Superhero: FAKE NEWS!  Everybody knows that the virus just went away by itself back in April.


Rename it to the Trump virus. He loves having his name on things and he's winning bigly in terms of case numbers.
 
2020-07-03 2:29:05 PM  
Trump may be at his golf course, but the idea that he's actually playing golf is ludicrous...
We're supposed to believe the guy who has so much trouble drinking a glass of water that he considers it a political victory when he manages it can hold a golf club, let alone swing it?
The golf thing is the second biggest lie to come out of this administration. Right behind the lie that Jabba the Trump weighs less than I do.
 
2020-07-03 2:33:01 PM  

A_Listless_Wanderer: Trump may be at his golf course, but the idea that he's actually playing golf is ludicrous...
We're supposed to believe the guy who has so much trouble drinking a glass of water that he considers it a political victory when he manages it can hold a golf club, let alone swing it?
The golf thing is the second biggest lie to come out of this administration. Right behind the lie that Jabba the Trump weighs less than I do.


He's not wearing his lifts and his girdle while golfing.
 
2020-07-03 2:54:48 PM  
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2020-07-03 2:59:02 PM  
No Subby, not even God can hit a 1-iron.
 
2020-07-03 3:11:16 PM  
Among the many, many reasons to hate Trump, one is that the feds under his control stole PPE and other medical supplies from blue states. State like Massachusetts had to essentially smuggle in supplies to prevent the federal government from stealing it. He's a farking disgrace.
 
2020-07-03 3:26:35 PM  
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2020-07-03 3:28:46 PM  
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2020-07-03 3:44:02 PM  

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JoeBiden: We are five months into this crisis, and our health care workers still don't have the masks and protective equipment they need. It's a national disgrace. Mr. President, use your authority and fix the shortage of PPE before you tee off for yet another round of golf.


Joe, they have already stolen paid for PPE from companies that already negotiated their own deals just to have them redistributed for profit through their own favored and chosen vendors. What more do you want? They've grifted everything they can grift out of masks.

I mean, I'm sure there are new ways to grift they haven't thought of yet. This is the person who pocketed the profits from a charity dedicated to little kids having cancer.
 
2020-07-03 4:06:46 PM  
I seem to recall somebody complaining about how often Obama played golf.

All totaled it wasn't that often.

Who was that? The name is right on the tip of my tongue.
 
2020-07-03 4:15:49 PM  

Russ1642: fragMasterFlash: Well that's gonna leave one helluva divot.

Nothing that can't be fixed by tweeting LAW & ORDER a few dozen times and referring to Biden as Sleepy Joe.


I thought he changed it to "Corrupt Joe Biden".
 
2020-07-03 4:29:46 PM  

PiperArrow: Among the many, many reasons to hate Trump, one is that the feds under his control stole PPE and other medical supplies from blue states. State like Massachusetts had to essentially smuggle in supplies to prevent the federal government from stealing it. He's a farking disgrace.


And then after it was stolen it was given to companies owned by Trump's goons to be sold to the highest bidder.
 
2020-07-03 4:41:20 PM  

JohnBigBootay: I'm off to daydream about living in a country that had a cohesive federal response, run by knowledgeable professionals, to the biggest national health emergency of the last century.


Wouldn't that be nice?
If only...
 
2020-07-03 4:58:26 PM  

Percise1: JohnBigBootay: I'm off to daydream about living in a country that had a cohesive federal response, run by knowledgeable professionals, to the biggest national health emergency of the last century.

Wouldn't that be nice?
If only...


Try New Zealand, South Korea, Canada, most of the EU.You could probably even apply as a refugee. FFS most of Africa is doing a better job...and those are shiatholetm countries!
 
2020-07-03 6:39:29 PM  

Aviron: Percise1: JohnBigBootay: I'm off to daydream about living in a country that had a cohesive federal response, run by knowledgeable professionals, to the biggest national health emergency of the last century.

Wouldn't that be nice?
If only...

Try New Zealand, South Korea, Canada, most of the EU.You could probably even apply as a refugee. FFS most of Africa is doing a better job...and those are shiatholetm countries!


Greece did quite well considering how little wealth they have.  Heck, people form Rwanda and Morocco can still travel to EU.
 
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