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2020-07-03 9:13:59 AM  
Imaginary attacks don't yield well to unjustified beatings and extra judicial executions, so you can kind of see their position.
 
2020-07-03 9:36:13 AM  
How do people this stupid even breathe on their own? It's a mystery.
 
2020-07-03 9:55:05 AM  

shastacola: How do people this stupid even breathe on their own? It's a mystery.


Centuries of inbreeding?
 
2020-07-03 10:01:11 AM  

shastacola: How do people this stupid even breathe on their own? It's a mystery.


Religious upbringing. Inbreeding. Watching too many Gunsmoke episodes.
 
2020-07-03 10:42:27 AM  
I'll bet a bunch of white dudes will try it instead.
 
2020-07-03 10:46:34 AM  
Antifa forces defending Gettysburg from racist protesters:

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2020-07-03 10:46:36 AM  
And farking pronounce it correctly if you say it out loud. It's not "anteefa". It's "anti-fa". And if you are against antifa then you are pro-fa.

/this comment is for my mother
//who just buried her father not too long ago
///he was a member of antifa in the '40s fighting the pro-fa on their home soil
 
2020-07-03 10:47:51 AM  

Godscrack: shastacola: How do people this stupid even breathe on their own? It's a mystery.

Religious upbringing. Inbreeding. Watching too many Gunsmoke episodes.


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2020-07-03 10:49:36 AM  
Trace it back to the Pennsylvania right wing billionaires funding this malarkey.  Stoking a civil race war on the country's most horrific battlefield, where states sent hospital teams for decades afterward to nurse the injured and dying, that sounds more boogaloo than antifa.
 
2020-07-03 10:50:19 AM  
They aren't quite the sharpest tools in the shed...

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2020-07-03 10:52:10 AM  
Why not mark the day with a boogaloo reenactment of Picket's Charge... with live ammo.
 
2020-07-03 10:52:57 AM  
Somebody should ask CEO of Antifa or somebody on their Board of Directors what this is all about.  At the very least, the Antifa Press Secretary should have a press conference on the steps of their headquarters.
 
2020-07-03 10:54:50 AM  
Take a look into the mind of the super brave patriot master race of America...this is what they are out there posting :

READ THIS LEAK....
ANTIFA PLANS FOR JULY 4TH WEEKEND...
THIS HAS BEEN CONFIRMED BY THE GETTYSBURG POLICE DEPT.
(717) 334-1168
I received this in a email - FYI
Tuesday, June 23, 2020 11:59 AM
Subject:
PLEASE be aware this July 4.......
30,000 members per state...many trained by radical Islam they plan on killing as many Trump supporters and whites as possible!!
ANTIFA To Desecrate Gettysburg National Cemetery on July 4 - Then MURDER & BURN White Suburbs under cover of "Fireworks"
ANTIFA is planning to desecrate the Gettysburg National Cemetery by burning flags there on July 4; just before they begin MURDERING White people and BURNING DOWN Suburbs the same day. It will start at the desecration of Union Solder graves at Gettysburg, Pa.
According to the Controlled Unclassified Law Enforcement Bulletin issued as "Law Enforcement Sensitive - For Official Use Only" to Police and Fire Departments about ANTIFA already using fireworks to acclimate suburbia with sounds of explosions, so they can use those to cover for gun fire when they attack white, suburban, neighborhoods the same day.
According to Controlled Unclassified Information (CUI) in a Bulletin issued to Police and Fire Departments, ANTIFA has been taking deliveries of very large shipments of professional-grade fireworks. They have been sending teams out to various areas throughout America to detonate those fireworks for the past two weeks, to achieve Three (3) specific objectives:
1) The first objective is to test the response of local law enforcement. If fireworks are going off around the clock and residents are filing complaints, will police respond? How long does it take them to respond? How many officers? Do they even respond at all? This data is being recorded by these groups, and will prove to be very valuable intel for what is to come. This is a very accurate barometer to test the waters.
2) The second objective is to get local residents (ie: white people in nearby neighborhoods) acclimated to the frequent sounds of explosions that often sound like gunfire.
3) The final objective: Knowing response times and manpower of police, and having acclimated the local population into explosion sounds that mimic gunfire, to then commit arson attacks with professional fireworks to set so many fires, local Emergency Services are immediately overwhelmed, and enter houses to actually fire guns and kill as many as possible in white suburbs.
Unless you have been living on different planet, you should be fully aware that America is currently under attack. While mass-media has portrayed this situation as "peaceful protests" those engaged have been rioting, smashing private property and businesses, looting on a scale which is un-paralleled, and beating, stabbing, shooting innocent people in the areas where these activities are taking place.
You have probably also read or overheard many reports of illegal fireworks and explosions that are currently taking place throughout many different US cities. If you do a Google search for "fireworks complaints" you will find countless articles posted just in the last week or so.
Most of these news reports are local, since local news is far more likely to have boots on the ground and residents reporting an accurate assessment as to what is actually going on. However, national media outlets are largely attempting to paint this "uptick" in fireworks activity as a sign of people being overly "celebratory" in preparation for the 4th of July.
Here are the facts, so please pay close attention.
As a result of major 4th of July events being shut down and cancelled due to the Covid-19 pandemic, an overwhelming surplus of fireworks have flooded the market. Several activist groups including ANTIFA, BLM and Weather-Undergound are exploiting this surplus and are bulk purchasing from suppliers in extremely high volumes.
In many cases, these are highly dangerous, professional-grade fireworks.
The number of people within these groups must not be underestimated. They operate like terrorists and use clandestine communication strategies. There are many members of these in groups in most major cities, and have been for several years. Yes, these are essentially domestic terror cells, and as you've likely guessed, this is indeed the year in which they have been instructed to carry out their master's dystopian agenda.
What they are doing is delivering fireworks in bulk, via moving trucks and vans.
You may have remembered the pallets of bricks that were being dropped off at various locations so Rioters could use those bricks to destroy property? This is a similar strategy.
Once these fireworks are delivered, they are then distributing them to any black people who wish to set them off for their own entertainment, previously under the guise of the non-existent "Juneteenth" holiday, and to make sure these fireworks were set off almost continually all day and night in various cities.
This may not be a shock, as you're likely aware that white, Marxist radicals are the ones who have been frequently arrested for burning buildings cars during these riots. Again, these are activists/terrorists who have covertly infiltrated these predominantly black areas. So, this answers the question of "who" is responsible for the huge number of fireworks complaints that have been circulating for a week or more.
You may remember a blip on Drudge and various other outlets not long ago about the riots reaching white neighborhoods, and this is indeed the objective.
The foundations of this great nation are in the process of being literally erased. This should be clear by now. Pray for America.
 
2020-07-03 10:55:34 AM  
Well, what else have the antifa supersoldiers been cloned for if not for this attack?
 
2020-07-03 10:57:23 AM  
Had a fake Antifa threat a few weeks ago in Chesterfield County, VA. Police mobilized. Walmart closed at 5pm for several days in a row. NextDoor app went aflutter.

People don't understand. Antifa aren't angels, but they are most definitely *responders*, NOT aggressors. They do not plan rallies or attacks. They show up to defend or shut down fascists.
 
2020-07-03 10:59:15 AM  
The right wing echo chamber is getting worse. They are sharing some truly stupid memes.
And they believe the crap.
 
2020-07-03 11:00:30 AM  
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2020-07-03 11:00:32 AM  
I'd be terrified except that I live on the north end of town and there's a traffic circle between the main battlefield and me.  Years of living here have taught me that nobody from out of town can get through the damn thing.

/That's assuming they can figure out all the one-way roads on the battlefield.
//And avoid the Segway tours.
///They can't
 
2020-07-03 11:01:12 AM  
jack_o_the_hills: Take a look into the mind of the super brave patriot master race of America...this is what they are out there posting :

READ THIS LEAK....
ANTIFA PLANS FOR JULY 4TH WEEKEND...
THIS HAS BEEN CONFIRMED BY THE GETTYSBURG POLICE DEPT.
(717) 334-1168
I received this in a email - FYI
Tuesday, June 23, 2020 11:59 AM
Subject:
PLEASE be aware this July 4.......
30,000 members per state...many trained by radical Islam they plan on killing as many Trump supporters and whites as possible!!
ANTIFA To Desecrate Gettysburg National Cemetery on July 4 - Then MURDER & BURN White Suburbs under cover of "Fireworks"
ANTIFA is planning to desecrate the Gettysburg National Cemetery by burning flags there on July 4; just before they begin MURDERING White people and BURNING DOWN Suburbs the same day. It will start at the desecration of Union Solder graves at Gettysburg, Pa.
According to the Controlled Unclassified Law Enforcement Bulletin issued as "Law Enforcement Sensitive - For Official Use Only" to Police and Fire Departments about ANTIFA already using fireworks to acclimate suburbia with sounds of explosions, so they can use those to cover for gun fire when they attack white, suburban, neighborhoods the same day.
According to Controlled Unclassified Information (CUI) in a Bulletin issued to Police and Fire Departments, ANTIFA has been taking deliveries of very large shipments of professional-grade fireworks. They have been sending teams out to various areas throughout America to detonate those fireworks for the past two weeks, to achieve Three (3) specific objectives:
1) The first objective is to test the response of local law enforcement. If fireworks are going off around the clock and residents are filing complaints, will police respond? How long does it take them to respond? How many officers? Do they even respond at all? This data is being recorded by these groups, and wi
ll prove to be very valuable intel for what is to come. This is a very accurate barometer to test the waters.
...


Oh my, somebody ate a little too much of the Blue Star Acid.
 
2020-07-03 11:01:36 AM  
I'm old enough to remember a time when you only had a few big conspiracy theories, the moon landing was fake, JFK assassin had help, the Illuminati controlled Denver's airport....

Those were cheeky fun conspiracies that occasionally led to an astronaut punching some idiot on TV.

These new pop up online conspiracy theories are dumb and scary how many people take them seriously.
 
2020-07-03 11:02:40 AM  

jack_o_the_hills: PLEASE be aware this July 4.......
30,000 members per state...many trained by radical Islam they plan on killing as many Trump supporters and whites as possible!!


I kept telling them that this is not an optimal way of deploying forces.  Why send 30,000 to VT, DE, RI, etc when there's so much more ground to cover in larger states?
 
2020-07-03 11:03:52 AM  
YAY!!

ANOTHER

FARKING

PAYWALL
 
2020-07-03 11:03:54 AM  

jack_o_the_hills: Take a look into the mind of the super brave patriot master race of America...this is what they are out there posting :

READ THIS LEAK....
ANTIFA PLANS FOR JULY 4TH WEEKEND...
THIS HAS BEEN CONFIRMED BY THE GETTYSBURG POLICE DEPT.
(717) 334-1168
I received this in a email - FYI
Tuesday, June 23, 2020 11:59 AM
Subject:
PLEASE be aware this July 4.......
30,000 members per state...many trained by radical Islam they plan on killing as many Trump supporters and whites as possible!!
ANTIFA To Desecrate Gettysburg National Cemetery on July 4 - Then MURDER & BURN White Suburbs under cover of "Fireworks"
ANTIFA is planning to desecrate the Gettysburg National Cemetery by burning flags there on July 4; just before they begin MURDERING White people and BURNING DOWN Suburbs the same day. It will start at the desecration of Union Solder graves at Gettysburg, Pa.
According to the Controlled Unclassified Law Enforcement Bulletin issued as "Law Enforcement Sensitive - For Official Use Only" to Police and Fire Departments about ANTIFA already using fireworks to acclimate suburbia with sounds of explosions, so they can use those to cover for gun fire when they attack white, suburban, neighborhoods the same day.
According to Controlled Unclassified Information (CUI) in a Bulletin issued to Police and Fire Departments, ANTIFA has been taking deliveries of very large shipments of professional-grade fireworks. They have been sending teams out to various areas throughout America to detonate those fireworks for the past two weeks, to achieve Three (3) specific objectives:
1) The first objective is to test the response of local law enforcement. If fireworks are going off around the clock and residents are filing complaints, will police respond? How long does it take them to respond? How many officers? Do they even respond at all? This data is being recorded by these groups, and will prove to be very valuable intel for what is to come. This is a very accurate barometer to test the waters.
2) The second objective is to get local residents (ie: white people in nearby neighborhoods) acclimated to the frequent sounds of explosions that often sound like gunfire.
3) The final objective: Knowing response times and manpower of police, and having acclimated the local population into explosion sounds that mimic gunfire, to then commit arson attacks with professional fireworks to set so many fires, local Emergency Services are immediately overwhelmed, and enter houses to actually fire guns and kill as many as possible in white suburbs.
Unless you have been living on different planet, you should be fully aware that America is currently under attack. While mass-media has portrayed this situation as "peaceful protests" those engaged have been rioting, smashing private property and businesses, looting on a scale which is un-paralleled, and beating, stabbing, shooting innocent people in the areas where these activities are taking place.
You have probably also read or overheard many reports of illegal fireworks and explosions that are currently taking place throughout many different US cities. If you do a Google search for "fireworks complaints" you will find countless articles posted just in the last week or so.
Most of these news reports are local, since local news is far more likely to have boots on the ground and residents reporting an accurate assessment as to what is actually going on. However, national media outlets are largely attempting to paint this "uptick" in fireworks activity as a sign of people being overly "celebratory" in preparation for the 4th of July.
Here are the facts, so please pay close attention.
As a result of major 4th of July events being shut down and cancelled due to the Covid-19 pandemic, an overwhelming surplus of fireworks have flooded the market. Several activist groups including ANTIFA, BLM and Weather-Undergound are exploiting this surplus and are bulk purchasing from suppliers in extremely high volumes.
In many cases, these are highly dangerous, professional-grade fireworks.
The number of people within these groups must not be underestimated. They operate like terrorists and use clandestine communication strategies. There are many members of these in groups in most major cities, and have been for several years. Yes, these are essentially domestic terror cells, and as you've likely guessed, this is indeed the year in which they have been instructed to carry out their master's dystopian agenda.
What they are doing is delivering fireworks in bulk, via moving trucks and vans.
You may have remembered the pallets of bricks that were being dropped off at various locations so Rioters could use those bricks to destroy property? This is a similar strategy.
Once these fireworks are delivered, they are then distributing them to any black people who wish to set them off for their own entertainment, previously under the guise of the non-existent "Juneteenth" holiday, and to make sure these fireworks were set off almost continually all day and night in various cities.
This may not be a shock, as you're likely aware that white, Marxist radicals are the ones who have been frequently arrested for burning buildings cars during these riots. Again, these are activists/terrorists who have covertly infiltrated these predominantly black areas. So, this answers the question of "who" is responsible for the huge number of fireworks complaints that have been circulating for a week or more.
You may remember a blip on Drudge and various other outlets not long ago about the riots reaching white neighborhoods, and this is indeed the objective.
The foundations of this great nation are in the process of being literally erased. This should be clear by now. Pray for America.


FWD: FWD: FWD: FWD: 😂
 
2020-07-03 11:04:10 AM  
Maybe they should speak to the manager.
 
2020-07-03 11:04:11 AM  

jack_o_the_hills: Take a look into the mind of the super brave patriot master race of America...this is what they are out there posting :

READ THIS LEAK....
ANTIFA PLANS FOR JULY 4TH WEEKEND...
THIS HAS BEEN CONFIRMED BY THE GETTYSBURG POLICE DEPT.
(717) 334-1168
I received this in a email - FYI
Tuesday, June 23, 2020 11:59 AM
Subject:
PLEASE be aware this July 4.......
30,000 members per state...many trained by radical Islam they plan on killing as many Trump supporters and whites as possible!!
ANTIFA To Desecrate Gettysburg National Cemetery on July 4 - Then MURDER & BURN White Suburbs under cover of "Fireworks"
ANTIFA is planning to desecrate the Gettysburg National Cemetery by burning flags there on July 4; just before they begin MURDERING White people and BURNING DOWN Suburbs the same day. It will start at the desecration of Union Solder graves at Gettysburg, Pa.
According to the Controlled Unclassified Law Enforcement Bulletin issued as "Law Enforcement Sensitive - For Official Use Only" to Police and Fire Departments about ANTIFA already using fireworks to acclimate suburbia with sounds of explosions, so they can use those to cover for gun fire when they attack white, suburban, neighborhoods the same day.
According to Controlled Unclassified Information (CUI) in a Bulletin issued to Police and Fire Departments, ANTIFA has been taking deliveries of very large shipments of professional-grade fireworks. They have been sending teams out to various areas throughout America to detonate those fireworks for the past two weeks, to achieve Three (3) specific objectives:
1) The first objective is to test the response of local law enforcement. If fireworks are going off around the clock and residents are filing complaints, will police respond? How long does it take them to respond? How many officers? Do they even respond at all? This data is being recorded by these groups, and will prove to be very valuable intel for what is to come. This is a very accurate barometer to test the waters.
2) The second objective is to get local residents (ie: white people in nearby neighborhoods) acclimated to the frequent sounds of explosions that often sound like gunfire.
3) The final objective: Knowing response times and manpower of police, and having acclimated the local population into explosion sounds that mimic gunfire, to then commit arson attacks with professional fireworks to set so many fires, local Emergency Services are immediately overwhelmed, and enter houses to actually fire guns and kill as many as possible in white suburbs.
Unless you have been living on different planet, you should be fully aware that America is currently under attack. While mass-media has portrayed this situation as "peaceful protests" those engaged have been rioting, smashing private property and businesses, looting on a scale which is un-paralleled, and beating, stabbing, shooting innocent people in the areas where these activities are taking place.
You have probably also read or overheard many reports of illegal fireworks and explosions that are currently taking place throughout many different US cities. If you do a Google search for "fireworks complaints" you will find countless articles posted just in the last week or so.
Most of these news reports are local, since local news is far more likely to have boots on the ground and residents reporting an accurate assessment as to what is actually going on. However, national media outlets are largely attempting to paint this "uptick" in fireworks activity as a sign of people being overly "celebratory" in preparation for the 4th of July.
Here are the facts, so please pay close attention.
As a result of major 4th of July events being shut down and cancelled due to the Covid-19 pandemic, an overwhelming surplus of fireworks have flooded the market. Several activist groups including ANTIFA, BLM and Weather-Undergound are exploiting this surplus and are bulk purchasing from suppliers in extremely high volumes.
In many cases, these are highly dangerous, professional-grade fireworks.
The number of people within these groups must not be underestimated. They operate like terrorists and use clandestine communication strategies. There are many members of these in groups in most major cities, and have been for several years. Yes, these are essentially domestic terror cells, and as you've likely guessed, this is indeed the year in which they have been instructed to carry out their master's dystopian agenda.
What they are doing is delivering fireworks in bulk, via moving trucks and vans.
You may have remembered the pallets of bricks that were being dropped off at various locations so Rioters could use those bricks to destroy property? This is a similar strategy.
Once these fireworks are delivered, they are then distributing them to any black people who wish to set them off for their own entertainment, previously under the guise of the non-existent "Juneteenth" holiday, and to make sure these fireworks were set off almost continually all day and night in various cities.
This may not be a shock, as you're likely aware that white, Marxist radicals are the ones who have been frequently arrested for burning buildings cars during these riots. Again, these are activists/terrorists who have covertly infiltrated these predominantly black areas. So, this answers the question of "who" is responsible for the huge number of fireworks complaints that have been circulating for a week or more.
You may remember a blip on Drudge and various other outlets not long ago about the riots reaching white neighborhoods, and this is indeed the objective.
The foundations of this great nation are in the process of being literally erased. This should be clear by now. Pray for America.


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2020-07-03 11:05:14 AM  

jack_o_the_hills: Take a look into the mind of the super brave patriot master race of America...this is what they are out there posting :

READ THIS LEAK....
ANTIFA PLANS FOR JULY 4TH WEEKEND...
THIS HAS BEEN CONFIRMED BY THE GETTYSBURG POLICE DEPT.
(717) 334-1168
I received this in a email - FYI
Tuesday, June 23, 2020 11:59 AM
Subject:
PLEASE be aware this July 4.......
30,000 members per state...many trained by radical Islam they plan on killing as many Trump supporters and whites as possible!!
ANTIFA To Desecrate Gettysburg National Cemetery on July 4 - Then MURDER & BURN White Suburbs under cover of "Fireworks"
ANTIFA is planning to desecrate the Gettysburg National Cemetery by burning flags there on July 4; just before they begin MURDERING White people and BURNING DOWN Suburbs the same day. It will start at the desecration of Union Solder graves at Gettysburg, Pa.
According to the Controlled Unclassified Law Enforcement Bulletin issued as "Law Enforcement Sensitive - For Official Use Only" to Police and Fire Departments about ANTIFA already using fireworks to acclimate suburbia with sounds of explosions, so they can use those to cover for gun fire when they attack white, suburban, neighborhoods the same day.
According to Controlled Unclassified Information (CUI) in a Bulletin issued to Police and Fire Departments, ANTIFA has been taking deliveries of very large shipments of professional-grade fireworks. They have been sending teams out to various areas throughout America to detonate those fireworks for the past two weeks, to achieve Three (3) specific objectives:
1) The first objective is to test the response of local law enforcement. If fireworks are going off around the clock and residents are filing complaints, will police respond? How long does it take them to respond? How many officers? Do they even respond at all? This data is being recorded by these groups, and will prove to be very valuable intel for what is to come. This is a very accurate barometer to test the waters.
2) The second objective is to get local residents (ie: white people in nearby neighborhoods) acclimated to the frequent sounds of explosions that often sound like gunfire.
3) The final objective: Knowing response times and manpower of police, and having acclimated the local population into explosion sounds that mimic gunfire, to then commit arson attacks with professional fireworks to set so many fires, local Emergency Services are immediately overwhelmed, and enter houses to actually fire guns and kill as many as possible in white suburbs.
Unless you have been living on different planet, you should be fully aware that America is currently under attack. While mass-media has portrayed this situation as "peaceful protests" those engaged have been rioting, smashing private property and businesses, looting on a scale which is un-paralleled, and beating, stabbing, shooting innocent people in the areas where these activities are taking place.
You have probably also read or overheard many reports of illegal fireworks and explosions that are currently taking place throughout many different US cities. If you do a Google search for "fireworks complaints" you will find countless articles posted just in the last week or so.
Most of these news reports are local, since local news is far more likely to have boots on the ground and residents reporting an accurate assessment as to what is actually going on. However, national media outlets are largely attempting to paint this "uptick" in fireworks activity as a sign of people being overly "celebratory" in preparation for the 4th of July.
Here are the facts, so please pay close attention.
As a result of major 4th of July events being shut down and cancelled due to the Covid-19 pandemic, an overwhelming surplus of fireworks have flooded the market. Several activist groups including ANTIFA, BLM and Weather-Undergound are exploiting this surplus and are bulk purchasing from suppliers in extremely high volumes.
In many cases, these are highly dangerous, professional-grade fireworks.
The number of people within these groups must not be underestimated. They operate like terrorists and use clandestine communication strategies. There are many members of these in groups in most major cities, and have been for several years. Yes, these are essentially domestic terror cells, and as you've likely guessed, this is indeed the year in which they have been instructed to carry out their master's dystopian agenda.
What they are doing is delivering fireworks in bulk, via moving trucks and vans.
You may have remembered the pallets of bricks that were being dropped off at various locations so Rioters could use those bricks to destroy property? This is a similar strategy.
Once these fireworks are delivered, they are then distributing them to any black people who wish to set them off for their own entertainment, previously under the guise of the non-existent "Juneteenth" holiday, and to make sure these fireworks were set off almost continually all day and night in various cities.
This may not be a shock, as you're likely aware that white, Marxist radicals are the ones who have been frequently arrested for burning buildings cars during these riots. Again, these are activists/terrorists who have covertly infiltrated these predominantly black areas. So, this answers the question of "who" is responsible for the huge number of fireworks complaints that have been circulating for a week or more.
You may remember a blip on Drudge and various other outlets not long ago about the riots reaching white neighborhoods, and this is indeed the objective.
The foundations of this great nation are in the process of being literally erased. This should be clear by now. Pray for America.


That is A LOT of derp in one screed.
 
2020-07-03 11:06:49 AM  

Evil Mackerel: Godscrack: shastacola: How do people this stupid even breathe on their own? It's a mystery.

Religious upbringing. Inbreeding. Watching too many Gunsmoke episodes.

[Fark user image image 850x1181]


Fox news and AM radio telling you for 20 years not to trust authorities who say dime store novels aren't real.

We are getting to the point where these conspiracy theories are straight from the plots of Nancy Drew or the Hardy Boys.
 
2020-07-03 11:07:38 AM  

Catlenfell: The right wing echo chamber is getting worse. They are sharing some truly stupid memes.
And they believe the crap.


Follow the logic: if this going to happen, then we need do the same thing.

It justifies the eventual modus operandi. I mean - that's alot of very specific detail and planning to project onto someone else, without the people who believe it not adopting some of that stuff for themselves in response

/total Big Igloo business
 
2020-07-03 11:10:09 AM  

jack_o_the_hills: Take a look into the mind of the super brave patriot master race of America...this is what they are out there posting :

READ THIS LEAK....
ANTIFA PLANS FOR JULY 4TH WEEKEND...
THIS HAS BEEN CONFIRMED BY THE GETTYSBURG POLICE DEPT.
(717) 334-1168
I received this in a email - FYI
Tuesday, June 23 ... hurr der



Wow. This is absolute prime material. Works in all of their fears. "Islam trained" "attack the suburbs"  "attack the whites: the secret plot. Good stuff. And introduces a new fear, fireworks!
 
2020-07-03 11:25:35 AM  

Glockenspiel Hero: I'd be terrified except that I live on the north end of town and there's a traffic circle between the main battlefield and me.  Years of living here have taught me that nobody from out of town can get through the damn thing.

/That's assuming they can figure out all the one-way roads on the battlefield.
//And avoid the Segway tours.
///They can't


I was there about 3 or 4 years ago. Service call in Carlisle took less than an hour, I had the whole day to goof off on the customer's dime. It was a good day.

Since you live there I gotta ask: Where tf are your "suburbs"??? It's still a small town...
 
2020-07-03 11:26:40 AM  
I am not averse to paywalls and I believe that journalists are entitled to be paid for their hard and very important work.

That said, the very idea of a "members only" story at the Daily Beast is absurdly hilarious.
 
2020-07-03 11:29:08 AM  

pkjun: Well, what else have the antifa supersoldiers been cloned for if not for this attack?


To fight the Space Force's Droid Army.
What else would you use a come army for?
 
2020-07-03 11:31:13 AM  

DoctorFarkGood: pkjun: Well, what else have the antifa supersoldiers been cloned for if not for this attack?

To fight the Space Force's Droid Army.
What else would you use a come army for?


Use a *clone* army. Goddamn auto correct.
 
2020-07-03 11:33:10 AM  
Is that poster really part of the campaign? "Antifa presents" is the funniest thing I've seen in a long time.
 
2020-07-03 11:34:25 AM  

powhound: And farking pronounce it correctly if you say it out loud. It's not "anteefa". It's "anti-fa". And if you are against antifa then you are pro-fa.

/this comment is for my mother
//who just buried her father not too long ago
///he was a member of antifa in the '40s fighting the pro-fa on their home soil


Sorry, I can't get behind Antifa as they are farking up the BLM protests. They've been asked to cut the shiat and stop with the ACAB nonsense, but no.

These chucklefarks were around in the early 2000's. I saw a few get beat down for trying to circumvent the official protest path. They carried shields and bats and other "protest gear"

fark Antifa the group. They are not helping. You've got BLM protesters asking them to cut the shiat, and you wanna call me a fascist supporter? What the fark?
 
2020-07-03 11:35:15 AM  
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2020-07-03 11:37:58 AM  

YabbaDabbaDouchebag: Had a fake Antifa threat a few weeks ago in Chesterfield County, VA. Police mobilized. Walmart closed at 5pm for several days in a row. NextDoor app went aflutter.

People don't understand. Antifa aren't angels, but they are most definitely *responders*, NOT aggressors. They do not plan rallies or attacks. They show up to defend or shut down fascists.


They show up to protests with weapons. Bats, sticks etc.

This helps BLM how?
 
2020-07-03 11:39:23 AM  

Evil Mackerel: Godscrack: shastacola: How do people this stupid even breathe on their own? It's a mystery.

Religious upbringing. Inbreeding. Watching too many Gunsmoke episodes.

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Ayeeee
 
2020-07-03 11:44:28 AM  
Got a personal tour of the battlefield with an old friend of my Dad's. Wondering where the big city of Carlisle is and where the suburbs start.
 
2020-07-03 11:58:37 AM  
Antifa would have to exist in order for it to go anywhere.
 
2020-07-03 11:59:12 AM  

phaseolus: Glockenspiel Hero: I'd be terrified except that I live on the north end of town and there's a traffic circle between the main battlefield and me.  Years of living here have taught me that nobody from out of town can get through the damn thing.

/That's assuming they can figure out all the one-way roads on the battlefield.
//And avoid the Segway tours.
///They can't

I was there about 3 or 4 years ago. Service call in Carlisle took less than an hour, I had the whole day to goof off on the customer's dime. It was a good day.

Since you live there I gotta ask: Where tf are your "suburbs"??? It's still a small town...


Small town (8k), but the area around it has a lot more people (Gettysburg school district has ~20k).  No real "suburbs": The town itself is only a few square miles so if you drive more than about a mile from the town center you're in battlefield, outlying housing or both.  (Or orchards- we're in the middle of nowhere)
 
2020-07-03 12:01:34 PM  
The suburbs should be burned down, but that would be violent and not ethical.

Their tax benefits and subsidies should be ended tho'.
 
2020-07-03 12:02:39 PM  

White_Scarf_Syndrome: Got a personal tour of the battlefield with an old friend of my Dad's. Wondering where the big city of Carlisle is and where the suburbs start.


Carlisle is about 25 miles NW.  As I commented, there really isn't much in the way of suburbs.

And forgot to mention in the previous post, I'm not worried about invading Antifa.  My neighbor owns a cannon and fires it regularly.

/Actually 2
//One's original
///He doesn't fire that one.
 
2020-07-03 12:03:01 PM  
Fark yeah,

Just had my package arrive guys. 15 extra-flammable US flags, 15lb sledge, and a check for $1961 signed by George Soros.

They have no idea how well organized and funded we are. They labeled us a terrorist organization, but they can't actually identify ONE member. :D

Damn we're good. Real America has no idea what it's in for.
I hear on July 5th, Seattle, Portland, and San Fransisco will be receiving paratrooper Chinese OpFor SpecOps to reinforce.

Good luck on the battlefield tomorrow all. Antifa strong!!
 
2020-07-03 12:04:49 PM  

Glockenspiel Hero: White_Scarf_Syndrome: Got a personal tour of the battlefield with an old friend of my Dad's. Wondering where the big city of Carlisle is and where the suburbs start.

Carlisle is about 25 miles NW.  As I commented, there really isn't much in the way of suburbs.

And forgot to mention in the previous post, I'm not worried about invading Antifa.  My neighbor owns a cannon and fires it regularly.

/Actually 2
//One's original
///He doesn't fire that one.


Carlisle still has main roads that are little more than the paved path of a drunken cow.
 
2020-07-03 12:05:26 PM  

BMFPitt: jack_o_the_hills: PLEASE be aware this July 4.......
30,000 members per state...many trained by radical Islam they plan on killing as many Trump supporters and whites as possible!!

I kept telling them that this is not an optimal way of deploying forces.  Why send 30,000 to VT, DE, RI, etc when there's so much more ground to cover in larger states?


Antifa has hijacked Santa's sleigh!
 
2020-07-03 12:08:07 PM  
Are the Radical right-wingers really that gullible?
Where will the Antifa dupe them into amassing around next?
Tune in next week same batshial crazy channel same batshiat crazy time
 
2020-07-03 12:10:06 PM  

pjbreeze: Are the Radical right-wingers really that gullible?


Yes.
 
2020-07-03 12:13:34 PM  

pjbreeze: Are the Radical right-wingers really that gullible?
Where will the Antifa dupe them into amassing around next?
Tune in next week same batshial crazy channel same batshiat crazy time


Yep, the same people who are falling for this also believed that clown thing years ago on Facebook.
 
2020-07-03 12:16:07 PM  

shastacola: How do people this stupid even breathe on their own? It's a mystery.


I sent the flyer to all my friends! We would carpool if not for the 'rona....
 
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