Skip to content
 
If you can read this, either the style sheet didn't load or you have an older browser that doesn't support style sheets. Try clearing your browser cache and refreshing the page.

(Gold 104.3 FM)   "Should I have coffee or hot chocolate?" "Porque No Los Dos?"   (gold1043.com.au) divider line
    More: Giggity, Tortilla, six-year-old girl, Australia, Old El Paso, iconic moment, little girl, 2003 albums, Australian television  
•       •       •

3037 clicks; posted to Entertainment » and Food » on 03 Jul 2020 at 11:20 AM (5 weeks ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook



26 Comments     (+0 »)
 
View Voting Results: Smartest and Funniest
 
2020-07-03 11:28:21 AM  
Madre de Dios el subby!
 
2020-07-03 11:28:25 AM  
¡Aye carumba!
 
2020-07-03 11:35:42 AM  
I feel pervy for admitting she's purdy. Thanks for the moral turmoil, Smitts.
 
2020-07-03 11:53:03 AM  

oldfarthenry: I feel pervy for admitting she's purdy. Thanks for the moral turmoil, Smitts.


One of the creepiest things I've heard, was when a coworker told me she overheard her husband and his friends while they were watching The Professional, and they were commenting on how hot Natalie Portman was going to be.  She divorced him shortly after for this and other reasons.
 
2020-07-03 11:54:39 AM  
Pot chocolate 🤔
 
2020-07-03 11:56:26 AM  

Glorious Golden Ass: oldfarthenry: I feel pervy for admitting she's purdy. Thanks for the moral turmoil, Smitts.

One of the creepiest things I've heard, was when a coworker told me she overheard her husband and his friends while they were watching The Professional, and they were commenting on how hot Natalie Portman was going to be.  She divorced him shortly after for this and other reasons.


Maybe creepy but also prescient
 
2020-07-03 12:05:57 PM  
This is how I (used to) drink my coffee at work. So much caffeine and sugar ...

/So much
//Just to stay awake
 
2020-07-03 12:10:02 PM  
You know who else was barista in Austria?

Madison Avenue - Who The Hell Are You
Youtube r1FFfBp9zsc
 
2020-07-03 1:06:36 PM  
I went to a school in high school where each morning  our "wake up" beverage was hot chocolate made from gov't surplus powdered milk and 4th grade cocoa powder. It was ghastly.

And well over 50 years later, it's still my favorite hot chocolate. What can I say? You get used to things.
 
2020-07-03 2:29:53 PM  
Now I want Tacos ..
 
2020-07-03 2:43:58 PM  
It's called a Mocha, subby, look it up...

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Caff%C3​%​A8_mocha

<looks at article>

Oh... She's a barista, so should be able to make you one fairly quickly...
bbcgoodfood.comView Full Size
 
2020-07-03 3:20:59 PM  
She is not stunning.  She is pretty run of the mill latina.

scontent-sjc3-1.xx.fbcdn.netView Full Size
 
2020-07-03 3:21:04 PM  

mikalmd: Now I want Tacos ..


I always want tacos.

...wait, was that a euphemism?
 
2020-07-03 4:05:00 PM  

theflatline: She is not stunning.  She is pretty run of the mill latina.

[scontent-sjc3-1.xx.fbcdn.net image 850x850]


Hotter than any of the women in my trailer park.
 
2020-07-03 5:42:35 PM  

theflatline: She is not stunning.  She is pretty run of the mill latina.

[scontent-sjc3-1.xx.fbcdn.net image 850x850]


theflatline is speaking truth, so don't studman him ... really a reach to get too turgid over this one fellas, you need to get out more.
 
2020-07-03 6:14:44 PM  

tricycleracer: theflatline: She is not stunning.  She is pretty run of the mill latina.

[scontent-sjc3-1.xx.fbcdn.net image 850x850]

Hotter than any of the women in my trailer park.


And she may have a greater percentage of her teeth as well.
 
2020-07-03 7:08:23 PM  

anuran: Glorious Golden Ass: oldfarthenry: I feel pervy for admitting she's purdy. Thanks for the moral turmoil, Smitts.

One of the creepiest things I've heard, was when a coworker told me she overheard her husband and his friends while they were watching The Professional, and they were commenting on how hot Natalie Portman was going to be.  She divorced him shortly after for this and other reasons.

Maybe creepy but also prescient


I read that as "maybe creepy but also president."

Works either way.
 
2020-07-03 8:16:06 PM  
Fark user imageView Full Size
 
2020-07-03 10:51:40 PM  

oldfarthenry: I feel pervy for admitting she's purdy. Thanks for the moral turmoil, Smitts.


Children grow up. Deal with it.
 
2020-07-03 11:02:09 PM  
Diesel fuel - jail commissary instant coffee and hot cocoa mix
 
2020-07-04 12:30:47 AM  

spleef420: Diesel fuel - jail commissary instant coffee and hot cocoa mix


Military.  MRE instant coffee and hot chocolate powder. We always had hot water, so no need for a rock or something.

obscure?
 
2020-07-04 5:42:13 AM  

spleef420: Diesel fuel - jail commissary instant coffee and hot cocoa mix


bah! I call bah!!! Diesel is: half guinness, half cider, shot of Cassis and/or Chambord. I mean, we're all drinking only alcohol all the time these days, right? right? ...just me?

had to be careful at the cafetoriums back when I lived in HK, they love serving half coffee + half tea, TF even is that? just milk tea please, oh' gyu laih cha mh'goi.

after our K-machine broke, I got us one of these puppies (below) - this one can still do K-cups but jfc is my wife now addicted to the office-coffee I make.

- pre-mix roasted chicory with cheap ground coffee (eh, ALDI, Folger's, chock full o' nuts - doesn't really seem to matter) about 1:5.
- fill the carafe to about 7. ish.
- 2 heaping tablespoons of that coffee+chicory mix.
- 1 tablespoon of unsweetened baking cocoa. see, you didn't think there'd be a hot-chocolate aspect in my ramblings, but BAM!
- 5 dashes of salt. un-ionized salt, you farking heathens.
- you're welcome.

I use the K-side of the below thing to make myself a cup of green tea every now and then. I do miss our dearly departed K-machine (B70 I think it was? flipping poor engineering, the in-line solenoids oxidize and self-destruct, grr!!) because it could supply almost endless hot water and fill my actual teapot - this one can't really do that, I need like 3 runs of the K-side for that much water.

/not really a coffee drinker.
//love coffee-tech.
///good for that little girl having grown up, I guess?
\V covfefe!!! just to make 4 lol.

Fark user imageView Full Size


oh also here is what Diesel Fuel looks like -

/maybe Black Mesa
//that was a joke
///haha, fat chance


Fark user imageView Full Size
 
2020-07-04 5:48:30 AM  
aw, meon! I only just-meow noticed the photo of Diesel-construction has our old beloved K-machine in the corner. now I has a sad.
 
yms
2020-07-04 1:49:15 PM  

tintar: spleef420: Diesel fuel - jail commissary instant coffee and hot cocoa mix

bah! I call bah!!! Diesel is: half guinness, half cider, shot of Cassis and/or Chambord. I mean, we're all drinking only alcohol all the time these days, right? right? ...just me?

had to be careful at the cafetoriums back when I lived in HK, they love serving half coffee + half tea, TF even is that? just milk tea please, oh' gyu laih cha mh'goi.

after our K-machine broke, I got us one of these puppies (below) - this one can still do K-cups but jfc is my wife now addicted to the office-coffee I make.

- pre-mix roasted chicory with cheap ground coffee (eh, ALDI, Folger's, chock full o' nuts - doesn't really seem to matter) about 1:5.
- fill the carafe to about 7. ish.
- 2 heaping tablespoons of that coffee+chicory mix.
- 1 tablespoon of unsweetened baking cocoa. see, you didn't think there'd be a hot-chocolate aspect in my ramblings, but BAM!
- 5 dashes of salt. un-ionized salt, you farking heathens.
- you're welcome.

I use the K-side of the below thing to make myself a cup of green tea every now and then. I do miss our dearly departed K-machine (B70 I think it was? flipping poor engineering, the in-line solenoids oxidize and self-destruct, grr!!) because it could supply almost endless hot water and fill my actual teapot - this one can't really do that, I need like 3 runs of the K-side for that much water.

/not really a coffee drinker.
//love coffee-tech.
///good for that little girl having grown up, I guess?
\V covfefe!!! just to make 4 lol.

[Fark user image image 325x300]

oh also here is what Diesel Fuel looks like -

/maybe Black Mesa
//that was a joke
///haha, fat chance


[Fark user image image 850x637]


Where I'm from diesel is half lager / have cider (snakebite) with a shot of blackcurrant cordial
 
2020-07-04 4:15:35 PM  
yms:

Where I'm from diesel is half lager / have cider (snakebite) with a shot of blackcurrant cordial

ah, you're exactly right!! I forget where I learned the guinness thing, then, but it's still quite nice as well. also porter.

most locales where I live now, don't even have cassis, so stuff like chambord or raspberry cordial has to suffice.
 
2020-07-04 6:04:36 PM  

theflatline: She is not stunning.  She is pretty run of the mill latina.

[scontent-sjc3-1.xx.fbcdn.net image 850x850]


I'll agree. She's pretty average, and that's not being Studman, either. What's more amazing is how time has flown right by us.
 
Displayed 26 of 26 comments

View Voting Results: Smartest and Funniest

This thread is closed to new comments.

Continue Farking




On Twitter



  1. Links are submitted by members of the Fark community.

  2. When community members submit a link, they also write a custom headline for the story.

  3. Other Farkers comment on the links. This is the number of comments. Click here to read them.

  4. Click here to submit a link.