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2020-07-02 11:50:54 PM  
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2020-07-02 11:55:03 PM  
fark off and die.
 
2020-07-02 11:56:39 PM  
The amount of wrongness in that gibberish is stunning!
 
2020-07-03 12:01:52 AM  
Yeah, 3 weeks ago it was only around 20,000 cases a day and 700 people are dying daily as a result, just wait another 3 weeks and we'll see how many are dying daily, needlessly dying. Doctors are getting better at treating the 'rona, but when they run out of machines to put people on, the death rate will be right back to where it was.
 
2020-07-03 12:04:30 AM  
Here's the test that the deranged motherfarker is bragging about having "aced." Very impressive, obviously.

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2020-07-03 12:05:44 AM  
Oops, wrong Twitler tweet thread, obviously. Never mind.
 
2020-07-03 2:28:41 AM  
The testing has to be massive and far bigger than any other country...BECAUSE you farked up the response so much.
 
2020-07-03 2:37:11 AM  

Cyberluddite: Oops, wrong Twitler tweet thread, obviously. Never mind.


No, no, it's fine. Perfectly relevant.
 
2020-07-03 4:32:58 AM  
I am so goddamn tiered of winning. Pls stahp
 
2020-07-03 4:37:42 AM  
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2020-07-03 4:43:20 AM  
Younger people who recover faster today. Wait until 10 years from now when all those formerly young people start getting sick from a mystery illness linked to the dormant virus hiding in their nervous system.
 
2020-07-03 4:45:13 AM  

bdub77: The testing has to be massive and far bigger than any other country...BECAUSE you farked up the response so much.


At our current testing rate we can have every American tested by around 2025 or so.
 
2020-07-03 4:45:41 AM  

Cyberluddite: Oops, wrong Twitler tweet thread, obviously. Never mind.


There are some threads and comments you would never have been able to tell.

That was one of them.
 
2020-07-03 4:47:57 AM  
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2020-07-03 4:48:29 AM  
Keep trying to gaslight a virus, that's sure to help.
Magical thinking moron.
 
2020-07-03 4:53:08 AM  
Bullshiat!
Maryland increased testing and cases went down.
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Maryland locked down early and hasn't been completely stupid. Governor Hogan knows he's on his own and uses science.
 
2020-07-03 4:53:58 AM  
Good thing we didn't start testing for ebola.
 
2020-07-03 4:54:33 AM  
So he's saying that there are just a lot more cases out there than we knew about and the bigly testing is now revealing them to us.  I'm trying to think of how that's great news.
 
2020-07-03 5:01:34 AM  
Drumpf: Bigger and better than any other country
Maury: That's a lie

Fact: Russia, Denmark, Australia, Luxembourg has conducted more tests per million than USA.
In fact, Luxembourg has performed 8,032 tests per million against the US's claim of 1,790 per mil.
fark off!!
Source
 
2020-07-03 5:11:21 AM  
I'd be embarrassed if this was an email from a coworker.Good thing it's just the presiderp.
 
2020-07-03 5:12:13 AM  
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2020-07-03 5:21:14 AM  
He is full of shiat, big surprise.  Of the 12 hardest hit countries, we are 10th in testing.  Most of the other countries are still seeing a decline in new infections.
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2020-07-03 5:34:12 AM  
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2020-07-03 6:10:08 AM  

abitofbuffalo: Younger people who recover faster today. Wait until 10 years from now when all those formerly young people start getting sick from a mystery illness linked to the dormant virus hiding in their nervous system.


Those that haven't killed themselves due to medical bankruptcy destroying their lives, that is.
 
2020-07-03 6:13:56 AM  
Let's see how well this tweet has aged a fortnight from now.
 
2020-07-03 6:35:10 AM  
Tell your adherents to wear masks you orange menace.

You, you are personally responsible for every death, it's in the job description.
 
2020-07-03 6:36:34 AM  
The covid-19 cases would be there without testing. It would be even worse without testing because people wouldn't even KNOW they had the disease and act accordingly.

And since you are focussing with testing on cases with symptoms it shows how much the virus has spread around thanks to first taking half-hearted measures and then lifting those measures far too early.

The president, who has sworn an oath to protect the American people, wanted to save his economy figures and therefore people are getting covid-19 and about 11% of them are going to die.

He turned wearing a farking mask a partisan issue. In addition to that Americans make everything about their bloody rights, and he keeps firing them on with their ridiculous, egocentric, antisocial, deadly attitude.

The other problem is that ot is ingrained in trump's modus operandi to (1) never admit that he is wrong or (2) that others can be right, too. NEVER. When "the others" said people should wear a mask, that option was burnt for him. Pedaling back is also against his modus operandi because it violates rule number 1.

I'm sorry to see what's going on in the US, I can only hope that the suffering of so many helps a few people to open their eyes to the amateurish approach their chosen leader uses for about every issue except nicknaming his opponents.
 
2020-07-03 6:38:06 AM  

sgilman: He is full of shiat, big surprise.  Of the 12 hardest hit countries, we are 10th in testing.  Most of the other countries are still seeing a decline in new infections.[Fark user image 710x1500]


It's a stupid signal vs noise game. He can say "the most" because in absolutes, it's true. Per capita, of course, it isn't.
 
2020-07-03 6:42:28 AM  
Coronavirus cases are spiking across the country, more and more Americans are getting sick and dying, and Trump says that is GREAT NEWS.
 
2020-07-03 6:44:42 AM  
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2020-07-03 6:47:11 AM  
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2020-07-03 6:53:21 AM  

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Serious question: Where is that picture coming from recently? Did the trump campaign put their heads together and try to publish the most meme-able foto ever? Well, I'd say that worked.
 
2020-07-03 7:02:15 AM  

Paddy: notmyjab: [Fark user image image 447x640]

Serious question: Where is that picture coming from recently? Did the trump campaign put their heads together and try to publish the most meme-able foto ever? Well, I'd say that worked.


It's getting memed a lot because it made news when twitter took it down from Trump's feed due to a copyright claim from the photographer.  It's from a Time magazine cover story I believe.
 
2020-07-03 7:05:15 AM  

freidog: Paddy: notmyjab: [Fark user image image 447x640]

Serious question: Where is that picture coming from recently? Did the trump campaign put their heads together and try to publish the most meme-able foto ever? Well, I'd say that worked.

It's getting memed a lot because it made news when twitter took it down from Trump's feed due to a copyright claim from the photographer.  It's from a Time magazine cover story I believe.


Thank you.
 
2020-07-03 7:09:25 AM  
What I find interesting is that, while most of the GOP followed Trump's lead and tried this will to power approach to the virus where they believed they could make it go away through language games, most, with some exceptions, seem to have moved on and are now taking it more seriously, if often still not seriously enough. DeSantis dropped the testing excuse about a week ago. Abbot imposed a state-wide mandatory mask order. They were both fully on the "my freedoms"/"it'll go away like magic" train until very recently. They and the GOP more broadly are starting to diverge from Trump for the first time on a major, high profile domestic issue.

This does not bode well for Trump.
 
2020-07-03 7:23:36 AM  
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2020-07-03 8:04:34 AM  
One of the replies.....

It's almost midnight & President Trump is still awake, working for us.
You have my vote this November.



The idiots who still support this train wreck of a person really suck.
 
2020-07-03 8:07:40 AM  

GanjSmokr: One of the replies.....

It's almost midnight & President Trump is still awake, working for us.
You have my vote this November.


The idiots who still support this train wreck of a person really suck.


Yeah, I saw something like that with the photo of the walk from Marine One after Tulsa. In my farking Linked In feed. They're apparently using the tired, unenthusiastic walk as a positive spin.
 
2020-07-03 8:32:12 AM  

Cyberluddite: Here's the test that the deranged motherfarker is bragging about having "aced." Very impressive, obviously.

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And he's saying he aced it... He lies about everything so I'm going to guess that he got the recall wrong, couldn't name more than a couple things that start with F, couldn't draw a clock, called the camel an Arab horse, and couldn't figure out what a ruler and a watch had in common because when he saw the word "ruler" he thought about himself.
 
2020-07-03 8:37:26 AM  
I'd also like to take this moment to point out that 'people' are on social media saying that they know someone who received a positive test result but never got tested. It's all some crazy conspiracy!
 
2020-07-03 8:37:37 AM  
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If your name is Trump, the answer is No. No you are not.
 
2020-07-03 8:49:12 AM  
 
2020-07-03 9:18:28 AM  
Also, younger people, who get better much easier and faster!
 
2020-07-03 9:18:52 AM  

Cyberluddite: Oops, wrong Twitler tweet thread, obviously. Never mind.


There are no wrong threads in 2020.
 
2020-07-03 9:20:10 AM  
So you're saying it took us 4 months to ramp up our testing? That's nothing to brag about.
 
2020-07-03 9:25:49 AM  

sgilman: He is full of shiat, big surprise.  Of the 12 hardest hit countries, we are 10th in testing.  Most of the other countries are still seeing a decline in new infections.[Fark user image 710x1500]


I just kept scrolling through that image waiting for USA to show up and it took a bit longer than expected tbh
 
2020-07-03 9:26:43 AM  

starsrift: sgilman: He is full of shiat, big surprise.  Of the 12 hardest hit countries, we are 10th in testing.  Most of the other countries are still seeing a decline in new infections.[Fark user image 710x1500]

It's a stupid signal vs noise game. He can say "the most" because in absolutes, it's true. Per capita, of course, it isn't.


I would like to point out that Trump doesnt hide behind semantics, this motherfarker will just flat out lie. Just a coincidence I think, that you found a semantic gotchya.
 
2020-07-03 9:28:55 AM  
The more of his voters that refuse to wear a mask and end up dead, the better.
 
2020-07-03 9:46:32 AM  
Sounds like deaths are about to spike, since literally everything Trump says is wrong.
 
2020-07-03 9:53:19 AM  
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