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2020-07-03 6:39:06 AM  
Was it pineapple? I bet it was pineapple.
 
2020-07-03 6:39:17 AM  
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2020-07-03 6:49:31 AM  
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2020-07-03 6:51:44 AM  

Mr_Vimes: Was it pineapple? I bet it was pineapple.


Pepperoni

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2020-07-03 6:55:20 AM  
The restaurant will be awarded a bowl if full sized Snicker bars
 
2020-07-03 6:59:57 AM  
Hay, but, at least corporate was able to edge out yet another consumer out of 20 cents, right? What did he think? If he didn't like, he could just get pizza from someone else. Yada yada yada yada yada yada
 
2020-07-03 7:10:44 AM  
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everyone in here is innocent. oh, except for michael brown sitting alone over there. he shot up a pizza place because he didn't get enough topping.
 
2020-07-03 7:11:35 AM  
Misplaced anger from missing out on the carona-brawl.
 
2020-07-03 7:12:38 AM  
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2020-07-03 7:13:34 AM  
I bet they'll put more toppings on next time.  This guy is a hero who took one for the team.
 
2020-07-03 7:14:26 AM  

Day_Old_Dutchie: Mr_Vimes: Was it pineapple? I bet it was pineapple.

Pepperoni

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That's for a 24" pizza topped with 8" pizzas.
 
2020-07-03 7:14:45 AM  
It doesn't say how much pepperoni they put on the pizza...  I need to know this before I pass judgment here.
 
2020-07-03 7:21:45 AM  
"Brown then got in his car and drove away from the restaurant in a white van."

/Why it's gotta be white fuh
//Was expecting White drive away in his brown van
///When there gonna be a Chinese Black Panther superhero?
////Whatevah
 
2020-07-03 7:29:17 AM  

freidog: It doesn't say how much pepperoni they put on the pizza...  I need to know this before I pass judgment here.


All know is I wanted to harm someone, when I found out that my 2$ for extra pepperoni, got me exactly four slices of pepperoni. WTF? I can buy a bag of pepperoni slices for 3 bucks. Which I now do.
 
2020-07-03 7:29:25 AM  
If he were white everyone would be giving him a name like Pizza Paul and calling this another example of white entitlement.
 
2020-07-03 7:31:36 AM  

RTOGUY: If he were white everyone would be giving him a name like Pizza Paul and calling this another example of white entitlement.


Not me.

Businesses annoy me.
Their all trying to rip you off at every turn.
Loss leads and service agreements and upcharge and surcharge and on and on and on
 
2020-07-03 7:32:02 AM  
Worked in a pizza joint when I was younger. We had repeat customers who would complain and press us for extra toppings. So for the most egregious, we would pile the toppings on like 3" high and the pizza would be this giant slop pile. The one guy always had 3" of jalapenos on top..... Think about that for a second... Lol.  Suffice to say, be careful what you wish for.
 
2020-07-03 7:32:35 AM  
This is just sloppy reporting, we need a picture of the pizza to know where to stand on this issue!
 
2020-07-03 7:34:52 AM  
This is exactly why I don't own any firearms.  biatch tried to sell me a farking bare pizza.
 
2020-07-03 7:37:33 AM  

HoodRich White Man: Worked in a pizza joint when I was younger. We had repeat customers who would complain and press us for extra toppings. So for the most egregious, we would pile the toppings on like 3" high and the pizza would be this giant slop pile. The one guy always had 3" of jalapenos on top..... Think about that for a second... Lol.  Suffice to say, be careful what you wish for.


I could never be so trashy as to make bullshiat complaints for the purpose of getting free shiat, but if I were, I'd order a giant pile of anchovies.

Those things keep very well! Just pick off the extra, and make some sandwiches out of 'em later.
 
2020-07-03 7:37:57 AM  

HoodRich White Man: Worked in a pizza joint when I was younger. We had repeat customers who would complain and press us for extra toppings. So for the most egregious, we would pile the toppings on like 3" high and the pizza would be this giant slop pile. The one guy always had 3" of jalapenos on top..... Think about that for a second... Lol.  Suffice to say, be careful what you wish for.


I found this interesting trick.
The more of one thing, less other things.
So, I'll order a pizza light sauce and light cheese and extra pepperoni, on a thin crust. And ask for the pepperoni to be on top of the pineapple. It comes out perfectly.
Only took a year to figure it out.

My go to before was a pepperoni Lovers with pineapple
 
2020-07-03 7:38:44 AM  

Billy Bathsalt: This is exactly why I don't own any firearms.  biatch tried to sell me a farking bare pizza.


The fact that I will use it is the main reason I don't own a gun
 
2020-07-03 7:39:48 AM  
I had a similar experience once:
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2020-07-03 7:40:38 AM  

waxbeans: RTOGUY: If he were white everyone would be giving him a name like Pizza Paul and calling this another example of white entitlement.

Not me.

Businesses annoy me.
Their all trying to rip you off at every turn.
Loss leads and service agreements and upcharge and surcharge and on and on and on


As somebody running a small business I find customers are the ones always trying to rip me off. They'll call me out in the middle of the night to fix something and then while I'm writing up the bill they will shop around online to find the part they need and try and get me to match it. I'm not a retail outfit the extra I charge for parts is my cut for having the part in my truck that you need at 11:30pm. Don't even get me started on what customers think my time is worth because apparently the value of my time is exactly $0. All my rates are upfront but for some reason everyone waits until after I've spent 3 hours on the job to decide they know a guy that could do the job for less and he works for cash.
 
2020-07-03 7:42:01 AM  
#FreeMichaelBrown
 
2020-07-03 7:43:14 AM  
FTFA: He was arrested and charged with six felony terrorist act counts and a misdemeanor battery rap.
Everything is terrorism now and that is farking stupid. Has reached the point that the word terrorism doesn't mean anything. He committed a crime, not terrorism. FFS.
 
2020-07-03 7:44:29 AM  

RTOGUY: If he were white everyone would be giving him a name like Pizza Paul and calling this another example of white entitlement.


This.
And before I even say anything I'm not white and getting my revenge for "Karen" tags.
Came into this thread wonder if we should have a nickname for brothers that flop out and get violent over fast food orders.

/still recall the fast food worker who beat up the woman that came around the counter to hit him
//IIRC he was found not guilty
///it's like the law knows we are all guilty of something
 
2020-07-03 7:46:52 AM  
Pizza in Arkansas?

*shudder*
 
2020-07-03 7:48:07 AM  

LiberalConservative: FTFA: He was arrested and charged with six felony terrorist act counts and a misdemeanor battery rap.
Everything is terrorism now and that is farking stupid. Has reached the point that the word terrorism doesn't mean anything. He committed a crime, not terrorism. FFS.


Also... pizza is NOT A farkING PIE
 
2020-07-03 7:48:34 AM  

buntz: I had a similar experience once:
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Where the potatoes man
 
2020-07-03 7:48:58 AM  

buntz: I had a similar experience once:
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Oh my God  just one zucchini
 
2020-07-03 7:49:46 AM  

LiberalConservative: FTFA: He was arrested and charged with six felony terrorist act counts and a misdemeanor battery rap.
Everything is terrorism now and that is farking stupid. Has reached the point that the word terrorism doesn't mean anything. He committed a crime, not terrorism. FFS.


He's a trashy, dangerous piece of shiat, but I agree with you completely. This was an adult baby having a violent temper tantrum, not someone trying to effect political or social change through the application of fear.
 
2020-07-03 7:50:59 AM  
He got the word out.  Pie Five restaurant will screw you over on toppings.
 
2020-07-03 7:55:25 AM  

HoodRich White Man: Worked in a pizza joint when I was younger. We had repeat customers who would complain and press us for extra toppings. So for the most egregious, we would pile the toppings on like 3" high and the pizza would be this giant slop pile. The one guy always had 3" of jalapenos on top..... Think about that for a second... Lol.  Suffice to say, be careful what you wish for.


I worked for Domino's 7-8 years ago, we had a regular we called the cheese lady.  Thin crust.  Triple extra cheese, triple extra cheddar, triple extra provolone, triple extra parmasean asiago.  It was basically a blob of cheese in a box, but that's what she wanted.  Always tipped $10 too.
 
2020-07-03 7:55:46 AM  

RTOGUY: waxbeans: RTOGUY: If he were white everyone would be giving him a name like Pizza Paul and calling this another example of white entitlement.

Not me.

Businesses annoy me.
Their all trying to rip you off at every turn.
Loss leads and service agreements and upcharge and surcharge and on and on and on

As somebody running a small business I find customers are the ones always trying to rip me off. They'll call me out in the middle of the night to fix something and then while I'm writing up the bill they will shop around online to find the part they need and try and get me to match it. I'm not a retail outfit the extra I charge for parts is my cut for having the part in my truck that you need at 11:30pm. Don't even get me started on what customers think my time is worth because apparently the value of my time is exactly $0. All my rates are upfront but for some reason everyone waits until after I've spent 3 hours on the job to decide they know a guy that could do the job for less and he works for cash.


Fair enough.

But, I seen a sausage made.
I know about shop price.

My mom ran the books on a autobody shop. I leaned what happens when a deductible is buried.
LOL. EVERY one gets fornicated on that 'deal. '

At Wendy's I unloaded the trucks and saw what the items costs per case.

At taco Cabana I leaned they do use real tequila, but it's Peppe or Pete's can't recall. Which is on bit under Montezuma which is garbage. Oh and they marinate the chicken in a trash can.
Yeah sure it's a clean trash can and it even says food grade on it when you see it sitting there he looks disgusting.

In station I leaned even more how little entrepreneurs care about the safety of their customers and employees.

So I stand by my original statement.

also if a part cost you $15 I don't appreciate you charging me $30 to install it
 
2020-07-03 7:56:54 AM  

LiberalConservative: FTFA: He was arrested and charged with six felony terrorist act counts and a misdemeanor battery rap.
Everything is terrorism now and that is farking stupid. Has reached the point that the word terrorism doesn't mean anything. He committed a crime, not terrorism. FFS.


You really don't get it
that
and all the people calling the cops on black people for in significant things all that's happened because they feel they need to place black people back in their place
 
2020-07-03 7:57:39 AM  

Resident Muslim: RTOGUY: If he were white everyone would be giving him a name like Pizza Paul and calling this another example of white entitlement.

This.
And before I even say anything I'm not white and getting my revenge for "Karen" tags.
Came into this thread wonder if we should have a nickname for brothers that flop out and get violent over fast food orders.

/still recall the fast food worker who beat up the woman that came around the counter to hit him
//IIRC he was found not guilty
///it's like the law knows we are all guilty of something


I love the video of that beating
 
2020-07-03 7:58:02 AM  

LiberalConservative: LiberalConservative: FTFA: He was arrested and charged with six felony terrorist act counts and a misdemeanor battery rap.
Everything is terrorism now and that is farking stupid. Has reached the point that the word terrorism doesn't mean anything. He committed a crime, not terrorism. FFS.

Also... pizza is NOT A farkING PIE


In Chicago it is
 
2020-07-03 8:00:41 AM  

aagrajag: LiberalConservative: FTFA: He was arrested and charged with six felony terrorist act counts and a misdemeanor battery rap.
Everything is terrorism now and that is farking stupid. Has reached the point that the word terrorism doesn't mean anything. He committed a crime, not terrorism. FFS.

He's a trashy, dangerous piece of shiat, but I agree with you completely. This was an adult baby having a violent temper tantrum, not someone trying to effect political or social change through the application of fear.


He's a human being that had an irrational reaction, and will now have to face legal consequences for.

Unless he happens to have an amazing lawyer and the judge decides to be extremely accepting of the lawyers objections
 
2020-07-03 8:05:53 AM  

RTOGUY: waxbeans: RTOGUY: If he were white everyone would be giving him a name like Pizza Paul and calling this another example of white entitlement.

Not me.

Businesses annoy me.
Their all trying to rip you off at every turn.
Loss leads and service agreements and upcharge and surcharge and on and on and on

As somebody running a small business I find customers are the ones always trying to rip me off. They'll call me out in the middle of the night to fix something and then while I'm writing up the bill they will shop around online to find the part they need and try and get me to match it. I'm not a retail outfit the extra I charge for parts is my cut for having the part in my truck that you need at 11:30pm. Don't even get me started on what customers think my time is worth because apparently the value of my time is exactly $0. All my rates are upfront but for some reason everyone waits until after I've spent 3 hours on the job to decide they know a guy that could do the job for less and he works for cash.


I'm looking to have some work done. I don't want to pay you any money, but in can give you something much more valuable.  Exposure. You do all the work for free, and I'll mention you on social media.
 
2020-07-03 8:08:10 AM  

waxbeans: aagrajag: LiberalConservative: FTFA: He was arrested and charged with six felony terrorist act counts and a misdemeanor battery rap.
Everything is terrorism now and that is farking stupid. Has reached the point that the word terrorism doesn't mean anything. He committed a crime, not terrorism. FFS.

He's a trashy, dangerous piece of shiat, but I agree with you completely. This was an adult baby having a violent temper tantrum, not someone trying to effect political or social change through the application of fear.

He's a human being that had an irrational reaction, and will now have to face legal consequences for.

Unless he happens to have an amazing lawyer and the judge decides to be extremely accepting of the lawyers objections


Pie Five screwed me on toppings, too!  Case dismissed!!!
 
2020-07-03 8:11:59 AM  

MythDragon: RTOGUY: waxbeans: RTOGUY: If he were white everyone would be giving him a name like Pizza Paul and calling this another example of white entitlement.

Not me.

Businesses annoy me.
Their all trying to rip you off at every turn.
Loss leads and service agreements and upcharge and surcharge and on and on and on

As somebody running a small business I find customers are the ones always trying to rip me off. They'll call me out in the middle of the night to fix something and then while I'm writing up the bill they will shop around online to find the part they need and try and get me to match it. I'm not a retail outfit the extra I charge for parts is my cut for having the part in my truck that you need at 11:30pm. Don't even get me started on what customers think my time is worth because apparently the value of my time is exactly $0. All my rates are upfront but for some reason everyone waits until after I've spent 3 hours on the job to decide they know a guy that could do the job for less and he works for cash.

I'm looking to have some work done. I don't want to pay you any money, but in can give you something much more valuable.  Exposure. You do all the work for free, and I'll mention you on social media.


Does that ever even work?

"I got this asshole to remodel my kitchen for free! What a schmuck, eh? Anyway, here's his contact info."
 
2020-07-03 8:12:53 AM  

MythDragon: RTOGUY: waxbeans: RTOGUY: If he were white everyone would be giving him a name like Pizza Paul and calling this another example of white entitlement.

Not me.

Businesses annoy me.
Their all trying to rip you off at every turn.
Loss leads and service agreements and upcharge and surcharge and on and on and on

As somebody running a small business I find customers are the ones always trying to rip me off. They'll call me out in the middle of the night to fix something and then while I'm writing up the bill they will shop around online to find the part they need and try and get me to match it. I'm not a retail outfit the extra I charge for parts is my cut for having the part in my truck that you need at 11:30pm. Don't even get me started on what customers think my time is worth because apparently the value of my time is exactly $0. All my rates are upfront but for some reason everyone waits until after I've spent 3 hours on the job to decide they know a guy that could do the job for less and he works for cash.

I'm looking to have some work done. I don't want to pay you any money, but in can give you something much more valuable.  Exposure. You do all the work for free, and I'll mention you on social media.


Get someone important in social media to mention your go fund me and you'll get paid so it's not like it's not nothing
 
2020-07-03 8:13:55 AM  
I can understand, if not condone.

My regular pizza place has a baseline of cheese and charges $1.50 per extra topping.  Just pepperoni?  The pie is covered.  Pepperoni and mushrooms?  Still a decent amount of topping, but generally less pepperoni than when ordered it solo.

As the number of toppings increase, the amount of each topping decreases.  This is wrong.  I typically order pepperoni, sausage, black olives, onions and green peppers.  I should get the same amount of each topping as if I had ordered only that topping on my pizza.  It's a case of diminishing returns.

I've found that this is the case at just about every pizza joint I've been to.
 
2020-07-03 8:14:10 AM  

aagrajag: MythDragon: RTOGUY: waxbeans: RTOGUY: If he were white everyone would be giving him a name like Pizza Paul and calling this another example of white entitlement.

Not me.

Businesses annoy me.
Their all trying to rip you off at every turn.
Loss leads and service agreements and upcharge and surcharge and on and on and on

As somebody running a small business I find customers are the ones always trying to rip me off. They'll call me out in the middle of the night to fix something and then while I'm writing up the bill they will shop around online to find the part they need and try and get me to match it. I'm not a retail outfit the extra I charge for parts is my cut for having the part in my truck that you need at 11:30pm. Don't even get me started on what customers think my time is worth because apparently the value of my time is exactly $0. All my rates are upfront but for some reason everyone waits until after I've spent 3 hours on the job to decide they know a guy that could do the job for less and he works for cash.

I'm looking to have some work done. I don't want to pay you any money, but in can give you something much more valuable.  Exposure. You do all the work for free, and I'll mention you on social media.

Does that ever even work?

"I got this asshole to remodel my kitchen for free! What a schmuck, eh? Anyway, here's his contact info."


And yet everyone I know got a hookup on their tattoos and I'm the idiot who paid 3K for my ink
 
2020-07-03 8:15:39 AM  

EasilyDistracted: I can understand, if not condone.

My regular pizza place has a baseline of cheese and charges $1.50 per extra topping.  Just pepperoni?  The pie is covered.  Pepperoni and mushrooms?  Still a decent amount of topping, but generally less pepperoni than when ordered it solo.

As the number of toppings increase, the amount of each topping decreases.  This is wrong.  I typically order pepperoni, sausage, black olives, onions and green peppers.  I should get the same amount of each topping as if I had ordered only that topping on my pizza.  It's a case of diminishing returns.

I've found that this is the case at just about every pizza joint I've been to.


Yeah someone at my local Pizza hut explain to me how much pepperoni actually get when I pay for extra pepperoni

It's apparently only a few extra slices
 
2020-07-03 8:24:11 AM  

Tchernobog: HoodRich White Man: Worked in a pizza joint when I was younger. We had repeat customers who would complain and press us for extra toppings. So for the most egregious, we would pile the toppings on like 3" high and the pizza would be this giant slop pile. The one guy always had 3" of jalapenos on top..... Think about that for a second... Lol.  Suffice to say, be careful what you wish for.

I worked for Domino's 7-8 years ago, we had a regular we called the cheese lady.  Thin crust.  Triple extra cheese, triple extra cheddar, triple extra provolone, triple extra parmasean asiago.  It was basically a blob of cheese in a box, but that's what she wanted.  Always tipped $10 too.


That lady has been dead for 6-7 years now.
 
2020-07-03 8:25:49 AM  

LiberalConservative: FTFA: He was arrested and charged with six felony terrorist act counts and a misdemeanor battery rap.
Everything is terrorism now and that is farking stupid. Has reached the point that the word terrorism doesn't mean anything. He committed a crime, not terrorism. FFS.


And how bad were his rapping skills that it became a crime?? I mean if Vanilla Ice was never charged, he must have been horrible.
 
2020-07-03 8:27:39 AM  

MythDragon: LiberalConservative: FTFA: He was arrested and charged with six felony terrorist act counts and a misdemeanor battery rap.
Everything is terrorism now and that is farking stupid. Has reached the point that the word terrorism doesn't mean anything. He committed a crime, not terrorism. FFS.

And how bad were his rapping skills that it became a crime?? I mean if Vanilla Ice was never charged, he must have been horrible.


I don't think Vanilla Ice ever tried to shoot anyone, though.

//no street cred at all
 
2020-07-03 8:29:36 AM  

waxbeans: RTOGUY: waxbeans: RTOGUY: If he were white everyone would be giving him a name like Pizza Paul and calling this another example of white entitlement.

Not me.

Businesses annoy me.
Their all trying to rip you off at every turn.
Loss leads and service agreements and upcharge and surcharge and on and on and on

As somebody running a small business I find customers are the ones always trying to rip me off. They'll call me out in the middle of the night to fix something and then while I'm writing up the bill they will shop around online to find the part they need and try and get me to match it. I'm not a retail outfit the extra I charge for parts is my cut for having the part in my truck that you need at 11:30pm. Don't even get me started on what customers think my time is worth because apparently the value of my time is exactly $0. All my rates are upfront but for some reason everyone waits until after I've spent 3 hours on the job to decide they know a guy that could do the job for less and he works for cash.

Fair enough.

But, I seen a sausage made.
I know about shop price.

My mom ran the books on a autobody shop. I leaned what happens when a deductible is buried.
LOL. EVERY one gets fornicated on that 'deal. '

At Wendy's I unloaded the trucks and saw what the items costs per case.

At taco Cabana I leaned they do use real tequila, but it's Peppe or Pete's can't recall. Which is on bit under Montezuma which is garbage. Oh and they marinate the chicken in a trash can.
Yeah sure it's a clean trash can and it even says food grade on it when you see it sitting there he looks disgusting.

In station I leaned even more how little entrepreneurs care about the safety of their customers and employees.

So I stand by my original statement.

also if a part cost you $15 I don't appreciate you charging me $30 to install it


There you go thinking retail again. If I could pay the bills just selling parts plus 10% I would. Unfortunately there is the gas, insurance, licensing, permits, wages, taxes etc and so on. You don't work for free so why should I? For that matter why do you get to decide what my effort is worth? I took the time and made the investment to learn a trade and took the risk of going out on my own so why aren't I entitled to be fairly compensated for that? If you don't want to pay me an extra $15 for a part don't get mad if I don't return your call.
 
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