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(Wired)   Those college "pay to get COVID" parties are as well-sourced and real as the injecting of the marijuanas. "Has not been able to verify such parties have taken place" shoulda told ya   (wired.com) divider line
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2020-07-02 8:37:59 PM  
Yeah but it feels good to argue.
 
2020-07-02 8:43:51 PM  
No shiat?

They were as believably as Oprah's breathlessly recounted "rainbow parties." You know, where girls put on different shades of lipstick to encircle various parts of boys' cocks.

Somebody thinks of this shiat.
 
2020-07-02 8:47:55 PM  
But are students in Florida still getting drunk on hand sanitizer?
 
2020-07-02 9:38:08 PM  
So corona butt chugging?
 
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2020-07-02 9:52:00 PM  
It's totally true.  I'm headed to one after the rainbow party.
 
2020-07-02 10:18:09 PM  

Scorpitron is reduced to a thin red paste: They were as believably as Oprah's breathlessly recounted "rainbow parties." You know, where girls put on different shades of lipstick to encircle various parts of boys' cocks.


Go on.
What colors?
 
2020-07-02 10:24:19 PM  
But do they have free jenkem?
 
2020-07-02 10:38:22 PM  
Pay to get covid? Sure, bullshiat. Young people gathering maskless in large numbers? You bet.
 
2020-07-02 11:03:31 PM  

Scorpitron is reduced to a thin red paste: No shiat?

They were as believably as Oprah's breathlessly recounted "rainbow parties." You know, where girls put on different shades of lipstick to encircle various parts of boys' cocks.

Somebody thinks of this shiat.


It's the same kids, all grown up.
 
2020-07-03 12:42:50 AM  
I wouldn't put it past UT students. Knoxville gave us buttchugging, after all.
 
2020-07-03 12:51:44 AM  
This is a picture of my friend Becky.  She used to be a happy, popular girl until one night she caught Covid at a party.  She died instantly.  Please, don't catch Covid.  It's the most dangerous disease out there.  Please don't wind up like Becky.

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2020-07-03 12:52:56 AM  

i ignore u: This is a picture of my friend Becky.  She used to be a happy, popular girl until one night she caught Covid at a party.  She died instantly.  Please, don't catch Covid.  It's the most dangerous disease out there.  Please don't wind up like Becky.

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Pretty sure thats an ambassador.
 
2020-07-03 12:54:07 AM  

namegoeshere: Pay to get covid? Sure, bullshiat. Young people gathering maskless in large numbers? You bet.


I only see old people gathered maskless in large numbers.
But sure, I suppose there are young people who do too.
 
2020-07-03 12:55:41 AM  

Scorpitron is reduced to a thin red paste: No shiat?

They were as believably as Oprah's breathlessly recounted "rainbow parties." You know, where girls put on different shades of lipstick to encircle various parts of boys' cocks.

Somebody thinks of this shiat.


You do have a point.
Girls aren't that cool.
 
2020-07-03 12:58:26 AM  

wingnut396: i ignore u: This is a picture of my friend Becky.  She used to be a happy, popular girl until one night she caught Covid at a party.  She died instantly.  Please, don't catch Covid.  It's the most dangerous disease out there.  Please don't wind up like Becky.

[i.pinimg.com image 484x593]

Pretty sure thats an ambassador.


no, it's a mechanic

/ or engineer, or whatever
 
2020-07-03 1:03:50 AM  
There are colleges in Alabama?
 
2020-07-03 1:05:30 AM  
As an advocate for absolute honesty in all conduct it just astounds me how this world is getting increasingly  overtaken by really shiatty transparent liars, Even if you're good at it ...we see through it and you're lies eventually become you
 
2020-07-03 1:06:35 AM  
Okay, wait, I thought rainbow parties where when girls wore those colored plastic bracelets and each color meant a different sex act and if boys snapped them off your wrist you had to do that ex act in the bathroom between classes.

Or...or maybe I'm thinking of gay men and pocket handkerchiefs. Or was it earrings?

Or maybe the pregnancy pact where teenager girls were sleeping with homeless men in order to get pregnant.

You know, I've probably gotten that confused with the hordes of Satanic cults kidnapping children and sacrificing them on altars.

But, yeah, no the covid parties things sounded legit. I'm shocked.
 
2020-07-03 1:17:03 AM  
I went to a party with a bunch of Zoomers and we all put tampons soaked in vodka up our asses and then went into the ER and started liking everything. YOLO!
 
2020-07-03 1:19:29 AM  
I'm injecting marijuana right now. Directly into my ballsack.
 
2020-07-03 1:28:55 AM  
i GOT NEWs for you wise acres, I just injected osme marijuans and am feeling very sleepy now. Or I did before and am noe going to sleep.  So... I guess you dont work for T#om Cruise after all.

Ill be in my bunk
 
2020-07-03 1:36:34 AM  
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2020-07-03 1:45:30 AM  

Skeleton Man: I'm injecting marijuana right now. Directly into my ballsack.


That's not how you make a highball.
 
2020-07-03 2:11:55 AM  
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2020-07-03 2:26:58 AM  
I always wanted to go to one of those "pharma parties". but most everybody I know with pills either sell them or keep them to themselves like selfish bastards.
 
2020-07-03 2:28:29 AM  
Ah I see, they are just cramming together and partying and spreading contagion like it's not Covid 2019 for free, and are not betting actual $ on their immortality.
yay?
 
2020-07-03 2:37:00 AM  

berylman: As an advocate for absolute honesty in all conduct it just astounds me how this world is getting increasingly  overtaken by really shiatty transparent liars, Even if you're good at it ...we see through it and you're lies eventually become you


Considering that we live in a world where I have to cross-reference legit news articles with posts from The Onion, AND the fact that I encounter people on a daily basis who I have no doubt would participate in such parties if they existed...

/I just don't know anymore
 
2020-07-03 2:42:20 AM  

i ignore u: wingnut396: i ignore u: This is a picture of my friend Becky.  She used to be a happy, popular girl until one night she caught Covid at a party.  She died instantly.  Please, don't catch Covid.  It's the most dangerous disease out there.  Please don't wind up like Becky.

[i.pinimg.com image 484x593]

Pretty sure thats an ambassador.

no, it's a mechanic

/ or engineer, or whatever


I thought it was a sheep on it's hind legs.
 
2020-07-03 2:45:30 AM  
They are kind of a thing. I submitted a link today (THANKS MODS FOR NOT GREEN LIGHTING IT!) For the guy who caught covid at a party. He posted online about how stupid it was to go out to a party during quarantine, and promptly died the next day.

Turns out somebody had gone to the party even though they knew they had covid. but they were asymptomatic so they decided that that means they can't transmit it.

Yes, people are that stupid and selfish.

And yes, apparently there is such thing as a covid party. You just might not know what that that's what you're at.
 
2020-07-03 3:07:18 AM  
I came here to make a jenkem joke, but I see that someone has already covered it.
 
2020-07-03 3:53:37 AM  
I'm old enough to remember when people said, "pics or it didn't happen"
 
2020-07-03 4:36:48 AM  
your headline is a dumpster fire
 
2020-07-03 5:18:36 AM  

2chinz: I'm old enough to remember when people said, "pics or it didn't happen"


Don't be making 47 sound old
 
2020-07-03 5:30:23 AM  
Yeah, it kinda smelled like bullshiat.  It's topical, outrageous, ridiculous and all the sources of it actually happening were from fat middle aged people enraged that it was happening.

It's true that young adults make bad decisions frequently, acumen takes time and a bunch of mistakes to properly develop, but young adults putting that much time and effort into a bad joke?
 
2020-07-03 5:41:28 AM  

chawco: They are kind of a thing. I submitted a link today (THANKS MODS FOR NOT GREEN LIGHTING IT!) For the guy who caught covid at a party. He posted online about how stupid it was to go out to a party during quarantine, and promptly died the next day.

Turns out somebody had gone to the party even though they knew they had covid. but they were asymptomatic so they decided that that means they can't transmit it.

Yes, people are that stupid and selfish.

And yes, apparently there is such thing as a covid party. You just might not know what that that's what you're at.


Lol, this.  Actual human behavior is much dumber than anything the media could make up.
 
2020-07-03 6:12:41 AM  

Cagey B: But do they have free jenkem?


Came here for jenkem. I am satisfied. Now we just need a satanic cult.
 
2020-07-03 7:39:45 AM  

chawco: They are kind of a thing. I submitted a link today (THANKS MODS FOR NOT GREEN LIGHTING IT!) For the guy who caught covid at a party. He posted online about how stupid it was to go out to a party during quarantine, and promptly died the next day.

Turns out somebody had gone to the party even though they knew they had covid. but they were asymptomatic so they decided that that means they can't transmit it.

Yes, people are that stupid and selfish.

And yes, apparently there is such thing as a covid party. You just might not know what that that's what you're at.


I thought admins greened stories.  But the reason they probably didn't green yours is that (I think) the same story made Main yesterday.
 
2020-07-03 7:52:20 AM  
I heard from a friend's daughter's honest to god Facebook feed, that if your roommate gets COVID-19 you get straight As for the semester.

They have paperwork for it and everything.
 
2020-07-03 8:52:15 AM  
Good thing we had ten threads about them
 
2020-07-03 9:55:18 AM  

Dork Gently: chawco: They are kind of a thing. I submitted a link today (THANKS MODS FOR NOT GREEN LIGHTING IT!) For the guy who caught covid at a party. He posted online about how stupid it was to go out to a party during quarantine, and promptly died the next day.

Turns out somebody had gone to the party even though they knew they had covid. but they were asymptomatic so they decided that that means they can't transmit it.

Yes, people are that stupid and selfish.

And yes, apparently there is such thing as a covid party. You just might not know what that that's what you're at.

I thought admins greened stories.  But the reason they probably didn't green yours is that (I think) the same story made Main yesterday.


Always the last to the party, bringing the snacks someone else already brought to.many off.

/Never going to live down the too many Twinkies fiasco of 2012.
 
2020-07-03 11:36:19 AM  
Yeah, Ric Romero out front shoulda told you.

Both my kids are in college. Many of my friends have kids in college. First, this is summer which is, historically, a low point for enrollment. Second, college students have been telecommuting since last semester and may have to telecommute in the fall. Where and how would any of them have a plague party?
 
2020-07-03 11:39:10 AM  

berylman: As an advocate for absolute honesty in all conduct it just astounds me how this world is getting increasingly  overtaken by really shiatty transparent liars, Even if you're good at it ...we see through it and you're lies eventually become you


Are you certain you want to say "we see through it and you are lies eventually become you?"
 
2020-07-03 3:15:04 PM  
 
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