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(Daily Mail)   Security guards who slept with quarantined travellers at five star hotel where they were kept in isolation are not helping the situation in Australia   ( divider line
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2020-07-02 11:49:36 PM  
16 votes:
Quaran-teens Gone Wild
2020-07-02 11:14:26 PM  
10 votes:
"had even taken some of them to 7-11 stores"

First the 7-11 and then the Piggly Wiggly.
2020-07-02 11:51:25 PM  
9 votes:
The Stamford Plaza is a five-star hotel in the center of Melbourne at the 'Paris end' of the city's Collins Street and boast a gym, a pool and high-end furnished rooms.
For the discerning  Personally, I prefer to slum it at Comfort Inn and do BYOF.
2020-07-02 11:51:38 PM  
8 votes:
Thing go well I might be showing her my covid face. cOHvid, cOHHvid
2020-07-02 8:37:30 PM  
8 votes:
Not the time for the Mates to throw their shrimp on the Barbies,
2020-07-03 2:49:24 AM  
6 votes:
Life ain't fair. These security guard people are getting it on with the hot girls placed in their trust. I do that and I'm a Fark headline in all the wrong ways.

2020-07-03 12:21:35 AM  
5 votes:
Security guards get laid in Australia?? It really must be the Utopia I've always imagined.
2020-07-02 11:38:46 PM  
5 votes:
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2020-07-03 3:40:50 AM  
4 votes:

skatedrifter: OMG stop shaming people for having sex.

I don't give a fark if there's a pandemic or not.

Just stop.

But that's my fetish. Stop kink shaming me.
2020-07-02 11:55:35 PM  
4 votes:
"Yes, I'm here to inject the medication..."

2020-07-03 12:05:52 AM  
3 votes:
Security guards: "don't care, had sex"
2020-07-03 2:20:38 AM  
2 votes:
Were they hot? I mean temp wise.
2020-07-03 12:29:46 AM  
2 votes:
Hot beef injections  cure covid lady.
2020-07-03 8:26:05 AM  
1 vote:
Sounds like something I would try if I were quarantined at a hotel.  "Hey security man, wanna come into my room and keep me company?"

But then, I'm a pervert...
2020-07-03 2:27:28 AM  
1 vote:
What the hell, I was a security guard for part of my 20s and no one ever slept with me.  Life is so unfair.
2020-07-03 1:40:02 AM  
1 vote:
This thread is useless without pricks....

Seriously, though, pornhub should just re-tag the whole glory-hole category as COVID safe sex.
2020-07-03 12:10:12 AM  
1 vote:

DustBunny: This is what happens when you contract out government work to private industry...then trust them to be honest with you.

The security companies are more concerned with slashing their costs and hiring from the bottom of the barrel, providing no training, lying about preparedness, staffing, and subcontracting to third companies without informing the govt (or ensuring that those third parties are competent).

No kidding.
allied barton security
Went to school with one of their employees.

I might as well see if they will hire me. Hehehe 😈😋
2020-07-02 11:42:45 PM  
1 vote:
That's not the kind of room service most are used to.
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