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(Daily Mail)   Security guards who slept with quarantined travellers at five star hotel where they were kept in isolation are not helping the situation in Australia   (dailymail.co.uk) divider line
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2020-07-03 12:12:04 AM  
11 votes:
So apparently in Australia 77 cases is a thing and whole districts of cities get shut down to stomp it out.

Meanwhile in America, over 57000 cases today - that we know of - and the Screaming Lunatics are gleeful.
 
2020-07-03 12:05:52 AM  
11 votes:
Security guards: "don't care, had sex"
 
2020-07-02 11:57:24 PM  
10 votes:
This is what happens when you contract out government work to private industry...then trust them to be honest with you.

The security companies are more concerned with slashing their costs and hiring from the bottom of the barrel, providing no training, lying about preparedness, staffing, and subcontracting to third companies without informing the govt (or ensuring that those third parties are competent).
 
2020-07-03 4:40:00 AM  
5 votes:

brantgoose: What are the Trumpenfeuhrer's SS doing in Australia? Is Oz a no-extradition country?

A safe-have for moral and financial bankrupts who can't stay in their home towns because they will go to jail if the DAs get their way.


My god!  His power has grown so absolute that he's controlling "security forces" on the other side of the planet!

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2020-07-03 1:45:29 AM  
5 votes:

skatedrifter: OMG stop shaming people for having sex.

I don't give a fark if there's a pandemic or not.

Just stop.


Um, it's not for having sex, is for having sex with people they were supposed to be monitoring for compliance with government mandated quarantine.
 
2020-07-03 12:31:40 AM  
4 votes:

brantgoose: What are the Trumpenfeuhrer's SS doing in Australia? Is Oz a no-extradition country?

A safe-have for moral and financial bankrupts who can't stay in their home towns because they will go to jail if the DAs get their way.


Good Christ the reaching is sad. Do you ever get sick of "orange man bad", even when it has zero application in the matter at hand? Yes, Trump is a moron, but he's got nothing to do with Australia.

They call it a digeridoo and not a digeridon't for a reason.
 
2020-07-02 11:47:22 PM  
4 votes:
It's a complete disaster.  The number of cases has jumped quickly from almost zero to over 70/day (which doesn't sound like a lot, but these numbers can balloon out very rapidly if not controlled).

Private company, little training, guards told not to test, the list goes on..

https://www.9news.com.au/national/mel​b​ourne-hotel-quarantine-security-guard-​tells-of-explosive-allegations-ahead-o​f-inquiry/fc012782-2491-4f6a-8f3b-ddd6​fb814610

"When I knew that there was positive cases in the hotel I have asked them, do I need to go for a test or something? And they said no, no, no don't worry, don't stress because we need people, so if you (go) for a test they will ask you to self-isolate, so don't go, we will let you know when to go for a test," he said.
 
2020-07-03 1:50:14 AM  
3 votes:

robodog: skatedrifter: OMG stop shaming people for having sex.

I don't give a fark if there's a pandemic or not.

Just stop.

Um, it's not for having sex, is for having sex with people they were supposed to be monitoring for compliance with government mandated quarantine.


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2020-07-03 1:27:10 AM  
3 votes:

chawco: Security guards: "don't care, had sex"


This.
Government secrets have been leaked (not a euphemism).
Senior officials have been toppled.
Fortunes have been lost.
People have been killed.

All because of sex.
/and lack of control
 
2020-07-03 12:29:58 AM  
3 votes:

waxbeans: This has to be a new level of stupid that has been unlocked


Ausie conservatives were at Trump level of derp back when Trump was still doing reality tv., they don't need any help from us. Remember that Murdoch had way more control over the Aussie media than he did in either the UK or the US.
 
2020-07-03 4:04:16 AM  
2 votes:

skatedrifter: robodog: skatedrifter: OMG stop shaming people for having sex.

I don't give a fark if there's a pandemic or not.

Just stop.

Um, it's not for having sex, is for having sex with people they were supposed to be monitoring for compliance with government mandated quarantine.

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Now see, if they had merely been doing that from a safe distance, there'd be no problem.
 
2020-07-03 1:36:32 AM  
2 votes:
OMG stop shaming people for having sex.

I don't give a fark if there's a pandemic or not.

Just stop.
 
2020-07-02 11:23:33 PM  
2 votes:
Apparently some of them are listening to Americans and refusing to be tested because the virus "isn't real".

Ignoring it does not make it go away.
 
2020-07-02 8:37:30 PM  
2 votes:
Not the time for the Mates to throw their shrimp on the Barbies,
G'Day!
 
2020-07-03 8:12:55 AM  
1 vote:

erik-k: So apparently in Australia 77 cases is a thing and whole districts of cities get shut down to stomp it out.

Meanwhile in America, over 57000 cases today - that we know of - and the Screaming Lunatics are gleeful.


Australia's done surprisingly well for a country run by drongos and bogans.
 
2020-07-03 7:26:03 AM  
1 vote:

Nidiot: Apparently some of them are listening to Americans and refusing to be tested because the virus "isn't real".

Ignoring it does not make it go away.


Americans don't hold the trademark to stupid.  Go back and look, Australians were hoarding toilet paper well before Americans did.
 
2020-07-03 2:27:28 AM  
1 vote:
What the hell, I was a security guard for part of my 20s and no one ever slept with me.  Life is so unfair.
 
2020-07-03 1:40:02 AM  
1 vote:
This thread is useless without pricks....


Seriously, though, pornhub should just re-tag the whole glory-hole category as COVID safe sex.
 
2020-07-03 1:12:53 AM  
1 vote:

DustBunny: This is what happens when you contract out government work to private industry...then trust them to be honest with you.

The security companies are more concerned with slashing their costs and hiring from the bottom of the barrel, providing no training, lying about preparedness, staffing, and subcontracting to third companies without informing the govt (or ensuring that those third parties are competent).


There is no cheap way out for serious stuff (for government work or otherwise).
Either pay a lot to do it yourself, or outsource it but NOT to the lowest bidder.
Find someone competent who won't cut corners, but accordingly, won't be cheap.
 
2020-07-02 11:51:38 PM  
1 vote:
Thing go well I might be showing her my covid face. cOHvid, cOHHvid
 
2020-07-02 11:49:36 PM  
1 vote:
Quaran-teens Gone Wild
 
2020-07-02 11:31:09 PM  
1 vote:
This has to be a new level of stupid that has been unlocked
 
2020-07-02 11:14:26 PM  
1 vote:
"had even taken some of them to 7-11 stores"

First the 7-11 and then the Piggly Wiggly.
 
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