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(Daily Mail)   Security guards who slept with quarantined travellers at five star hotel where they were kept in isolation are not helping the situation in Australia   (dailymail.co.uk) divider line
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2020-07-02 8:37:30 PM  
Not the time for the Mates to throw their shrimp on the Barbies,
G'Day!
 
2020-07-02 11:14:26 PM  
"had even taken some of them to 7-11 stores"

First the 7-11 and then the Piggly Wiggly.
 
2020-07-02 11:23:33 PM  
Apparently some of them are listening to Americans and refusing to be tested because the virus "isn't real".

Ignoring it does not make it go away.
 
2020-07-02 11:31:09 PM  
This has to be a new level of stupid that has been unlocked
 
2020-07-02 11:33:43 PM  
What are the Trumpenfeuhrer's SS doing in Australia? Is Oz a no-extradition country?

A safe-have for moral and financial bankrupts who can't stay in their home towns because they will go to jail if the DAs get their way.
 
2020-07-02 11:34:18 PM  
Haven. You can tip in "house" if you prefer Trump in a witless protection programme.
 
2020-07-02 11:38:46 PM  
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2020-07-02 11:42:45 PM  
That's not the kind of room service most are used to.
 
2020-07-02 11:47:22 PM  
It's a complete disaster.  The number of cases has jumped quickly from almost zero to over 70/day (which doesn't sound like a lot, but these numbers can balloon out very rapidly if not controlled).

Private company, little training, guards told not to test, the list goes on..

https://www.9news.com.au/national/mel​b​ourne-hotel-quarantine-security-guard-​tells-of-explosive-allegations-ahead-o​f-inquiry/fc012782-2491-4f6a-8f3b-ddd6​fb814610

"When I knew that there was positive cases in the hotel I have asked them, do I need to go for a test or something? And they said no, no, no don't worry, don't stress because we need people, so if you (go) for a test they will ask you to self-isolate, so don't go, we will let you know when to go for a test," he said.
 
2020-07-02 11:49:36 PM  
Quaran-teens Gone Wild
 
2020-07-02 11:51:25 PM  
The Stamford Plaza is a five-star hotel in the center of Melbourne at the 'Paris end' of the city's Collins Street and boast a gym, a pool and high-end furnished rooms.
For the discerning traveler...furniture.  Personally, I prefer to slum it at Comfort Inn and do BYOF.
 
2020-07-02 11:51:38 PM  
Thing go well I might be showing her my covid face. cOHvid, cOHHvid
 
2020-07-02 11:55:35 PM  
"Yes, I'm here to inject the medication..."

Boom-chicca-wowow
 
2020-07-02 11:57:24 PM  
This is what happens when you contract out government work to private industry...then trust them to be honest with you.

The security companies are more concerned with slashing their costs and hiring from the bottom of the barrel, providing no training, lying about preparedness, staffing, and subcontracting to third companies without informing the govt (or ensuring that those third parties are competent).
 
2020-07-03 12:05:52 AM  
Security guards: "don't care, had sex"
 
2020-07-03 12:10:12 AM  

DustBunny: This is what happens when you contract out government work to private industry...then trust them to be honest with you.

The security companies are more concerned with slashing their costs and hiring from the bottom of the barrel, providing no training, lying about preparedness, staffing, and subcontracting to third companies without informing the govt (or ensuring that those third parties are competent).


No kidding.
allied barton security
Went to school with one of their employees.

I might as well see if they will hire me. Hehehe 😈😋
 
2020-07-03 12:12:04 AM  
So apparently in Australia 77 cases is a thing and whole districts of cities get shut down to stomp it out.

Meanwhile in America, over 57000 cases today - that we know of - and the Screaming Lunatics are gleeful.
 
2020-07-03 12:15:42 AM  
Maybe they practiced safe sex?
 
2020-07-03 12:21:35 AM  
Security guards get laid in Australia?? It really must be the Utopia I've always imagined.
 
2020-07-03 12:29:46 AM  
Hot beef injections  cure covid lady.
 
2020-07-03 12:29:58 AM  

waxbeans: This has to be a new level of stupid that has been unlocked


Ausie conservatives were at Trump level of derp back when Trump was still doing reality tv., they don't need any help from us. Remember that Murdoch had way more control over the Aussie media than he did in either the UK or the US.
 
2020-07-03 12:31:40 AM  

brantgoose: What are the Trumpenfeuhrer's SS doing in Australia? Is Oz a no-extradition country?

A safe-have for moral and financial bankrupts who can't stay in their home towns because they will go to jail if the DAs get their way.


Good Christ the reaching is sad. Do you ever get sick of "orange man bad", even when it has zero application in the matter at hand? Yes, Trump is a moron, but he's got nothing to do with Australia.

They call it a digeridoo and not a digeridon't for a reason.
 
2020-07-03 1:12:53 AM  

DustBunny: This is what happens when you contract out government work to private industry...then trust them to be honest with you.

The security companies are more concerned with slashing their costs and hiring from the bottom of the barrel, providing no training, lying about preparedness, staffing, and subcontracting to third companies without informing the govt (or ensuring that those third parties are competent).


There is no cheap way out for serious stuff (for government work or otherwise).
Either pay a lot to do it yourself, or outsource it but NOT to the lowest bidder.
Find someone competent who won't cut corners, but accordingly, won't be cheap.
 
2020-07-03 1:27:10 AM  

chawco: Security guards: "don't care, had sex"


This.
Government secrets have been leaked (not a euphemism).
Senior officials have been toppled.
Fortunes have been lost.
People have been killed.

All because of sex.
/and lack of control
 
2020-07-03 1:27:20 AM  
Imma need some pics of the security guards in question...
 
2020-07-03 1:36:09 AM  
But but but China
 
2020-07-03 1:36:32 AM  
OMG stop shaming people for having sex.

I don't give a fark if there's a pandemic or not.

Just stop.
 
2020-07-03 1:40:02 AM  
This thread is useless without pricks....


Seriously, though, pornhub should just re-tag the whole glory-hole category as COVID safe sex.
 
2020-07-03 1:45:29 AM  

skatedrifter: OMG stop shaming people for having sex.

I don't give a fark if there's a pandemic or not.

Just stop.


Um, it's not for having sex, is for having sex with people they were supposed to be monitoring for compliance with government mandated quarantine.
 
2020-07-03 1:50:14 AM  

robodog: skatedrifter: OMG stop shaming people for having sex.

I don't give a fark if there's a pandemic or not.

Just stop.

Um, it's not for having sex, is for having sex with people they were supposed to be monitoring for compliance with government mandated quarantine.


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2020-07-03 2:20:38 AM  
Were they hot? I mean temp wise.
 
2020-07-03 2:27:28 AM  
What the hell, I was a security guard for part of my 20s and no one ever slept with me.  Life is so unfair.
 
2020-07-03 2:49:24 AM  
Life ain't fair. These security guard people are getting it on with the hot girls placed in their trust. I do that and I'm a Fark headline in all the wrong ways.

/teacher
 
2020-07-03 3:40:50 AM  

skatedrifter: OMG stop shaming people for having sex.

I don't give a fark if there's a pandemic or not.

Just stop.


But that's my fetish. Stop kink shaming me.
 
2020-07-03 3:58:58 AM  
It was not an instruction...

/very NSFW language
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2020-07-03 4:01:56 AM  

Nidiot: Apparently some of them are listening to Americans and refusing to be tested because the virus "isn't real".

Ignoring it does not make it go away.


It's fake like the Y2K bug and the ozone hole.

/an argument I have heard, sadly
 
2020-07-03 4:04:16 AM  

skatedrifter: robodog: skatedrifter: OMG stop shaming people for having sex.

I don't give a fark if there's a pandemic or not.

Just stop.

Um, it's not for having sex, is for having sex with people they were supposed to be monitoring for compliance with government mandated quarantine.

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Now see, if they had merely been doing that from a safe distance, there'd be no problem.
 
2020-07-03 4:05:09 AM  

powhound: Life ain't fair. These security guard people are getting it on with the hot girls placed in their trust. I do that and I'm a Fark headline in all the wrong ways.

/teacher


The shiat people do to get a green.
 
2020-07-03 4:40:00 AM  

brantgoose: What are the Trumpenfeuhrer's SS doing in Australia? Is Oz a no-extradition country?

A safe-have for moral and financial bankrupts who can't stay in their home towns because they will go to jail if the DAs get their way.


My god!  His power has grown so absolute that he's controlling "security forces" on the other side of the planet!

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2020-07-03 5:50:18 AM  

winedrinkingman: What the hell, I was a security guard for part of my 20s and no one ever slept with me.  Life is so unfair.


Be attractive. Don't be unattractive.
 
2020-07-03 7:26:03 AM  

Nidiot: Apparently some of them are listening to Americans and refusing to be tested because the virus "isn't real".

Ignoring it does not make it go away.


Americans don't hold the trademark to stupid.  Go back and look, Australians were hoarding toilet paper well before Americans did.
 
2020-07-03 8:12:55 AM  

erik-k: So apparently in Australia 77 cases is a thing and whole districts of cities get shut down to stomp it out.

Meanwhile in America, over 57000 cases today - that we know of - and the Screaming Lunatics are gleeful.


Australia's done surprisingly well for a country run by drongos and bogans.
 
2020-07-03 8:20:23 AM  

robodog: waxbeans: This has to be a new level of stupid that has been unlocked

Ausie conservatives were at Trump level of derp back when Trump was still doing reality tv., they don't need any help from us. Remember that Murdoch had way more control over the Aussie media than he did in either the UK or the US.


Jesus humanity is so doomed
 
2020-07-03 8:26:05 AM  
Sounds like something I would try if I were quarantined at a hotel.  "Hey security man, wanna come into my room and keep me company?"

But then, I'm a pervert...
 
2020-07-03 10:40:55 AM  

powhound: These security guard people are getting it on with the hot girls placed in their trust.


Sexist much? Maybe it's women getting it on with men placed in their trust.

Probably a mixture of both.

I could be wrong, but Australians seem to be less prudes about sex with strangers. Add in the hotel factor (it turns people on to fark in a hotel) and boredom from being quarantined or guarding people being quarantined, and it naturally jumps straight to "What room number? I'm off shift at 8pm."
 
2020-07-03 3:49:44 PM  

waxbeans: DustBunny: This is what happens when you contract out government work to private industry...then trust them to be honest with you.

The security companies are more concerned with slashing their costs and hiring from the bottom of the barrel, providing no training, lying about preparedness, staffing, and subcontracting to third companies without informing the govt (or ensuring that those third parties are competent).

No kidding.
allied barton security
Went to school with one of their employees.

I might as well see if they will hire me. Hehehe 😈😋


They will. They'll hire anyone.
 
2020-07-03 7:42:13 PM  

Doctoral Candidate Zaius: brantgoose: What are the Trumpenfeuhrer's SS doing in Australia? Is Oz a no-extradition country?

A safe-have for moral and financial bankrupts who can't stay in their home towns because they will go to jail if the DAs get their way.

Good Christ the reaching is sad. Do you ever get sick of "orange man bad", even when it has zero application in the matter at hand? Yes, Trump is a moron, but he's got nothing to do with Australia.


On my Facebook news feed I have a couple of Australian left wing political pages bring up their items from time to time.

They expose many of the crazier Aussie conspiracy theorists ides, while blanking out their full names so they cannot be accused of doxxing anyone.

A large number of these posts they uncover mention Trump in a glowing and positive light.

So yes, sadly Trump's political activities in America DO matter in Australia, and have had a terrible effect on our political discourse Down Under. Anyone who talks about Trump's effect in Australia is therefore NOT reaching too far at all, based on what I have seen so far.
 
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