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2020-07-02 2:45:14 PM  
So... A good day.
 
2020-07-02 2:45:47 PM  
MERRRARRRGH
 
2020-07-02 2:50:17 PM  
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Howdy all. I am actually glad we don't have plans for any weekend in July locked down camping wise, we can just wing it. Gonna try a wheeling weekend probably just with a guy friend in CO somewhere.
 
2020-07-02 2:52:02 PM  
Lava Moat!
 
2020-07-02 2:52:29 PM  

the_innkeeper: So... A good day.


A good day to die, sure.

Beyond that?  Ehhh
 
2020-07-02 2:53:27 PM  
I just wanna know what Ghislaine knows before her sudden heart attack from nineteen bullets, two flights of stairs, a plate glass window, sixteen stories, two cars, polonium tea, and a Covid-19 suicide unpredictably happens later tonight.
 
2020-07-02 2:56:13 PM  

Myrdinn: I just wanna know what Ghislaine knows before her sudden heart attack from nineteen bullets, two flights of stairs, a plate glass window, sixteen stories, two cars, polonium tea, and a Covid-19 suicide unpredictably happens later tonight.


Maybe she spills the beans before? But her outlook is not good on the "continuing to live" front.
 
2020-07-02 2:56:27 PM  

Deathbymeteor: the_innkeeper: So... A good day.

A good day to die, sure.

Beyond that?  Ehhh


My plants are growing, Maxwell is under arrest. Trump is melting down.
 
2020-07-02 3:03:37 PM  

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Howdy all. I am actually glad we don't have plans for any weekend in July locked down camping wise, we can just wing it. Gonna try a wheeling weekend probably just with a guy friend in CO somewhere.


I have smarted this cause freaking cool
 
2020-07-02 3:09:31 PM  

the_innkeeper: So... A good day.


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2020-07-02 3:10:51 PM  
I might take the new bike for a spin to Walden, CO this weekend.
 
2020-07-02 3:11:11 PM  

Myrdinn: I just wanna know what Ghislaine knows before her sudden heart attack from nineteen bullets, two flights of stairs, a plate glass window, sixteen stories, two cars, polonium tea, and a Covid-19 suicide unpredictably happens later tonight.


God, you would think after recent events, she made damn sure she had a well crafted dead (wo)man's switch for all the dirt.

Of course Barr won't blink at torturing her for the key.
 
2020-07-02 3:16:32 PM  
*raises hand*

Yes, um, why is submitting threads some undue burden like you're constantly pushing a rock up a hill?

Just don't submit the thread. You think if one isn't up by like 5 p.m. someone else wouldn't post one?

/I'm gonna go hide in a hole now because I know that comment isn't gonna make me very popular
//woe is me, I'm so central to everything that it would all fall apart...
 
2020-07-02 3:24:17 PM  

DannyBrandt: *raises hand*

Yes, um, why is submitting threads some undue burden like you're constantly pushing a rock up a hill?

Just don't submit the thread. You think if one isn't up by like 5 p.m. someone else wouldn't post one?

/I'm gonna go hide in a hole now because I know that comment isn't gonna make me very popular
//woe is me, I'm so central to everything that it would all fall apart...


There is a reason, but as it has nothing to do with things that happen here, I'm not going to explain why, because technically it would be bringing in offsite drama, which is a nono.

But suffice it to say, it's not for the selfish or vanity reasons you've alluded to, I can assure you of that.
 
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2020-07-02 3:27:36 PM  
Went to a memorial service this morning out at Brighton Beach (the one in northern MN, not the one in NY). We poured out some PBR for our dead homie. He actually used to drink that shiat, which is the only reason I would purchase it.

Just a little while ago, I got a call from my BFF. She let me know that she and her husband are coming up here this week-end to hang out with his family, but his family is all "early to bed, early to rise" crowd, so the BFF and hubby will have plenty of time to hang with me and the companion. I'm excited.

Soon, there will be a burger with a big fat fried egg on top of it. I will devour it, and then I will nap. My obligations for the day are complete. Maxwell has been arrested, Dane has been sent off properly, I get to see my BFF this week-end, and Duluth hasn't become the next COVID hotspot. Today isn't awful.
 
2020-07-02 3:30:15 PM  
Hey hey!
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2020-07-02 3:31:21 PM  

TBC: the BFF and hubby will have plenty of time to hang with me and the companion. I'm excited.


Everyone involved has been all responsible and shiate during the pandemic?

Good to hear some folks are socializing.  I'm still not, grandma wants me to come over, but as a telco tech, I see too many people to justify the risk to her, and folks I know aren't big social folks anyway.
 
2020-07-02 3:32:18 PM  
Maybe, just mayyybe, if you fancy yourself the Smartest Man in the World, don't hurl accusations of "pedo" around if you've been partying with this gal.
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2020-07-02 3:32:55 PM  

TBC: Went to a memorial service this morning out at Brighton Beach (the one in northern MN, not the one in NY). We poured out some PBR for our dead homie. He actually used to drink that shiat, which is the only reason I would purchase it.

Just a little while ago, I got a call from my BFF. She let me know that she and her husband are coming up here this week-end to hang out with his family, but his family is all "early to bed, early to rise" crowd, so the BFF and hubby will have plenty of time to hang with me and the companion. I'm excited.

Soon, there will be a burger with a big fat fried egg on top of it. I will devour it, and then I will nap. My obligations for the day are complete. Maxwell has been arrested, Dane has been sent off properly, I get to see my BFF this week-end, and Duluth hasn't become the next COVID hotspot. Today isn't awful.


The Ghislane indictment is out it's grim -- recommend it only for those with adamantine wills
 
2020-07-02 3:37:51 PM  
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2020-07-02 3:38:52 PM  
Stupid early thread

/kicks rocks

Different HVAC tech out today.

He found the problem in 10 minutes. Shorting circuit in the fan.

Now I'm just waiting for a price to fix
 
2020-07-02 3:38:58 PM  

Deathbymeteor: DannyBrandt: *raises hand*

Yes, um, why is submitting threads some undue burden like you're constantly pushing a rock up a hill?

Just don't submit the thread. You think if one isn't up by like 5 p.m. someone else wouldn't post one?

/I'm gonna go hide in a hole now because I know that comment isn't gonna make me very popular
//woe is me, I'm so central to everything that it would all fall apart...

There is a reason, but as it has nothing to do with things that happen here, I'm not going to explain why, because technically it would be bringing in offsite drama, which is a nono.

But suffice it to say, it's not for the selfish or vanity reasons you've alluded to, I can assure you of that.


Okay, I'll digress as I don't really know much about these things.

But I don't really get why someone might be so burdened with submitting a recurring thread that they might feel required to take a certain time of their day to submit some basic variant of the same headline that's been here 6 days a week for like 4 years.

Take the f*cking afternoon off.

Things will be okay.
 
2020-07-02 3:39:50 PM  

Squid_for_Brains: Maybe, just mayyybe, if you fancy yourself the Smartest Man in the World, don't hurl accusations of "pedo" around if you've been partying with this gal.
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Would be hilarious if that shiatbag got caught up in the mess too.
 
2020-07-02 3:41:24 PM  

EighthDay: Stupid early thread

/kicks rocks

Different HVAC tech out today.

He found the problem in 10 minutes. Shorting circuit in the fan.

Now I'm just waiting for a price to fix


$500.00

Very similar to my issue last month
 
2020-07-02 3:41:34 PM  

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Don't tell him what Superman is actually up to

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2020-07-02 3:43:57 PM  

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Don't tell him what Superman is actually up to

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He probably knows, and he's probably really bitter about it.
 
2020-07-02 3:44:18 PM  
Or yesteryear for that matter

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2020-07-02 3:45:48 PM  
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I like how Four Corners still exists.
 
2020-07-02 3:47:14 PM  
Heeeeyyyyy kids

Harumph.

Gonna stop by the store in my beautiful new mask on the way home from Dad's and get me about seven hundred cans of Pringles and then I'm going to eat ALL OF THE PRINGLES.
 
2020-07-02 3:48:04 PM  

TBC: Soon, there will be a burger with a big fat fried egg on top of it. I will devour it, and then I will nap.


Best burger I ever had was a bison burger that had a fried egg on it. The whites were firm but when you bit into the yolk it was like egg gravy on your sandwich.
 
2020-07-02 3:50:36 PM  

Dallymo: Heeeeyyyyy kids

Harumph.

Gonna stop by the store in my beautiful new mask on the way home from Dad's and get me about seven hundred cans of Pringles and then I'm going to eat ALL OF THE PRINGLES.


Don't get any of the gross ones, only get the good ones!
 
2020-07-02 3:50:59 PM  

DannyBrandt: Okay, I'll digress as I don't really know much about these things.

But I don't really get why someone might be so burdened with submitting a recurring thread that they might feel required to take a certain time of their day to submit some basic variant of the same headline that's been here 6 days a week for like 4 years.

Take the f*cking afternoon off.


Because there's a bloody reason.  Stop worrying about what other people put in the headlines.
 
2020-07-02 3:51:20 PM  

Dallymo: Heeeeyyyyy kids

Harumph.

Gonna stop by the store in my beautiful new mask on the way home from Dad's and get me about seven hundred cans of Pringles and then I'm going to eat ALL OF THE PRINGLES.


you promised us a pic of spider mask
 
2020-07-02 3:51:30 PM  

dr_blasto: Dallymo: Heeeeyyyyy kids

Harumph.

Gonna stop by the store in my beautiful new mask on the way home from Dad's and get me about seven hundred cans of Pringles and then I'm going to eat ALL OF THE PRINGLES.

Don't get any of the gross ones, only get the good ones!


Get the new Baconator pringle.
 
2020-07-02 3:52:17 PM  
The faces of Malört:

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I call them the faces of WEAKNESS
 
2020-07-02 3:54:35 PM  

Deathbymeteor: DannyBrandt: Okay, I'll digress as I don't really know much about these things.

But I don't really get why someone might be so burdened with submitting a recurring thread that they might feel required to take a certain time of their day to submit some basic variant of the same headline that's been here 6 days a week for like 4 years.

Take the f*cking afternoon off.

Because there's a bloody reason.  Stop worrying about what other people put in the headlines.


Roger. Good copy.

I didn't mean to ruffle any feathers.
 
2020-07-02 3:55:15 PM  

dr_blasto: Dallymo: Heeeeyyyyy kids

Harumph.

Gonna stop by the store in my beautiful new mask on the way home from Dad's and get me about seven hundred cans of Pringles and then I'm going to eat ALL OF THE PRINGLES.

Don't get any of the gross ones, only get the good ones!


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2020-07-02 3:55:48 PM  

DannyBrandt: TBC: Soon, there will be a burger with a big fat fried egg on top of it. I will devour it, and then I will nap.

Best burger I ever had was a bison burger that had a fried egg on it. The whites were firm but when you bit into the yolk it was like egg gravy on your sandwich.


Fried eggs are really good on burgs.
 
2020-07-02 3:57:32 PM  

Cornelis de Gyselaer: Dallymo: Heeeeyyyyy kids

Harumph.

Gonna stop by the store in my beautiful new mask on the way home from Dad's and get me about seven hundred cans of Pringles and then I'm going to eat ALL OF THE PRINGLES.

you promised us a pic of spider mask


Spider?  Intriguing.  My spiffy new masks are floral, ranging from a demure small flowers on off-white to a riot of colorful posies on black to an exotic blue/black/gold cloisonne print to a navy and white tropical print (with pineapples!).

Spider mask, spider mask,
Does whatever a mask can do to reduce droplets and aerosolization,
Keeps the snot out of the air,
Prevents droplets from hovering where people can walk through the cloud,
LOOK OUT! HERE COMES THE SPIDER MASK!

shiat, I really need to get back to work. My focus today is shot.
 
2020-07-02 3:57:35 PM  

UNC_Samurai: dr_blasto: Dallymo: Heeeeyyyyy kids

Harumph.

Gonna stop by the store in my beautiful new mask on the way home from Dad's and get me about seven hundred cans of Pringles and then I'm going to eat ALL OF THE PRINGLES.

Don't get any of the gross ones, only get the good ones!

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Those HAVE to be japanese market
 
2020-07-02 3:58:26 PM  

UNC_Samurai: dr_blasto: Dallymo: Heeeeyyyyy kids

Harumph.

Gonna stop by the store in my beautiful new mask on the way home from Dad's and get me about seven hundred cans of Pringles and then I'm going to eat ALL OF THE PRINGLES.

Don't get any of the gross ones, only get the good ones!

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2020-07-02 3:58:30 PM  

Dallymo: Cornelis de Gyselaer: Dallymo: Heeeeyyyyy kids

Harumph.

Gonna stop by the store in my beautiful new mask on the way home from Dad's and get me about seven hundred cans of Pringles and then I'm going to eat ALL OF THE PRINGLES.

you promised us a pic of spider mask

Spider?  Intriguing.  My spiffy new masks are floral, ranging from a demure small flowers on off-white to a riot of colorful posies on black to an exotic blue/black/gold cloisonne print to a navy and white tropical print (with pineapples!).

Spider mask, spider mask,
Does whatever a mask can do to reduce droplets and aerosolization,
Keeps the snot out of the air,
Prevents droplets from hovering where people can walk through the cloud,
LOOK OUT! HERE COMES THE SPIDER MASK!

shiat, I really need to get back to work. My focus today is shot.


merde maybe it was Sarah who had the bug mask
 
2020-07-02 3:58:52 PM  

Cornelis de Gyselaer: UNC_Samurai: dr_blasto: Dallymo: Heeeeyyyyy kids

Harumph.

Gonna stop by the store in my beautiful new mask on the way home from Dad's and get me about seven hundred cans of Pringles and then I'm going to eat ALL OF THE PRINGLES.

Don't get any of the gross ones, only get the good ones!

[i.pinimg.com image 450x450]

Those HAVE to be japanese market


Username checks out.
 
2020-07-02 3:58:57 PM  

badtrotsky013: DannyBrandt: TBC: Soon, there will be a burger with a big fat fried egg on top of it. I will devour it, and then I will nap.

Best burger I ever had was a bison burger that had a fried egg on it. The whites were firm but when you bit into the yolk it was like egg gravy on your sandwich.

Fried eggs are really good on burgs.


Read that as "...really good on bugs"
 
2020-07-02 3:58:57 PM  

Cornelis de Gyselaer: Or yesteryear for that matter

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2020-07-02 3:59:30 PM  

Deathbymeteor: there's a bloody reason.


Alright, I'm  gonna stfu right after this. But "bloody reason?"

Dude, you can't just decide you want to be James May and Jeremy Clarkson's friend... Who here uses "bloody" as an asverb?
 
2020-07-02 4:00:03 PM  

badtrotsky013: DannyBrandt: TBC: Soon, there will be a burger with a big fat fried egg on top of it. I will devour it, and then I will nap.

Best burger I ever had was a bison burger that had a fried egg on it. The whites were firm but when you bit into the yolk it was like egg gravy on your sandwich.

Fried eggs are really good on burgs.


That was the specialty of our favorite burger joint. They also had Malört on tap like crazy people.

They may be toast thanks to the pandemic. I have better reasons to hate this timeline, but losing the metalhead burger bar with the awesome bartenders really sucks.
 
2020-07-02 4:01:17 PM  

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It's true!  You'd have been deported before you could even speak.
 
2020-07-02 4:01:20 PM  

DannyBrandt: Deathbymeteor: there's a bloody reason.

Alright, I'm  gonna stfu right after this. But "bloody reason?"

Dude, you can't just decide you want to be James May and Jeremy Clarkson's friend... Who here uses "bloody" as an asverb?


I do except as an "adverb" tho
 
2020-07-02 4:02:56 PM  

Cornelis de Gyselaer: I do except as an "adverb" tho


The moment I hit "Add comment" I yelled "bloody hell!!"
 
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