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(ProPublica)   Privately funded border wall, known as the "Lamborghini" of border walls, is in danger of falling into the Rio Grande if nothing is done   (propublica.org) divider line
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2020-07-02 4:44:02 PM  
Article said "border wall" where it should have said "waste of money".
 
2020-07-02 5:50:55 PM  
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2020-07-02 6:25:24 PM  
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need an amphibious one
 
2020-07-02 6:26:16 PM  
*doing of nothing intensifies*
 
2020-07-02 6:37:23 PM  
Well, if that's not a metaphor for this entire administration, I don't know what is.
 
2020-07-02 6:37:48 PM  
If only there were a group of skilled laborers who would be willing to take on a job like that for a very reasonable level of compensation. Where ever could you find such people?
 
2020-07-02 6:38:26 PM  
Fisher dismissed the concerns. A company attorney, Mark Courtois, called the erosion "a normal part of new construction projects like this and does not in any way compromise the fence or associated roadway."

Enjuhnear here. No, that's not normal at all. That'll be a $10,000 consulting fee, thank you.
 
2020-07-02 6:38:42 PM  
That sounds about right. Lamborghinis are shiat cars, purchased by wealthy dopes who don't know any better.
 
2020-07-02 6:41:24 PM  
I guess that it's better than the Fiat of surgical equipment.
 
2020-07-02 6:41:45 PM  
Army Corps of Engineers officials have said the firm won because it submitted the lowest bid.

The beginning of every doomed project starts with those words. And people continue doing it day after day.

Not that this project has merit to begin with.
 
2020-07-02 6:44:02 PM  

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Not only that but a cross-section of the border would have looked like swiss cheese due to all the tunnels long before there was even talk of a wall. My favorite was when authorities found a small car tunnel.
 
2020-07-02 6:46:54 PM  
"When the river rises, it will likely attack those areas where the foundation is exposed, further weakening support of the fence and potentially causing portions ... to fall into the Rio Grande,"

When the river sends its currents, it's not sending its best. It's not sending currents like you. It's sending currents that have a lot of problems, and they're bringing those problems to us. They're turbulent. They contain pesticides. They erode.
 
2020-07-02 6:46:55 PM  
Lamborghini Aventador Catches Fire On The Streets Of Dubai!
Youtube N44icPfGi1M
 
2020-07-02 6:48:13 PM  
Some basic ideas of how to get over a wall (feel free to add):

ladder
tunnel
hot air balloon
catapult
tying a rope tied to a rock and launching the rock with a catapult
dynamite
a skilled rock climber
19 century flying machines
pole vaunting

using the flat earth guy's rocket
cheerleader pyramid
just stack a bunch of shiat next to it and make a slope up wall
visualize it
mongols
 
2020-07-02 6:49:29 PM  

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need an amphibious one


Sounds like it will be, soon.
 
2020-07-02 6:51:10 PM  
A company attorney, Mark Courtois, called the erosion "a normal part of new construction projects like this and does not in any way compromise the fence or associated roadway." The company will seek to build drainage ditches to lessen the deterioration, he added.

"There's nothing wrong, but we're going to fix it."
 
2020-07-02 6:51:16 PM  

UberDave: Article said "border wall" where it should have said "waste of money".


But then it would've said Lamborghini twice.
 
2020-07-02 6:53:02 PM  
Bryan Kolfage again?  Not surprised at all that it's falling apart.
 
2020-07-02 6:53:09 PM  

Acidicnads: Some basic ideas of how to get over a wall (feel free to add):

ladder
tunnel
hot air balloon
catapult
tying a rope tied to a rock and launching the rock with a catapult
dynamite
a skilled rock climber
19 century flying machines
pole vaunting

using the flat earth guy's rocket
cheerleader pyramid
just stack a bunch of shiat next to it and make a slope up wall
visualize it
mongols


Huns
build an escalator to the top
giant human-carrying kite
lots of child-party helium balloons
trebuchet
BASE jump
moon boots
really big trampoline
 
2020-07-02 6:54:09 PM  

Mztlplx: Bryan Kolfage again?  Not surprised at all that it's falling apart.


You mean alleged child-molester Brian Kolfage.  I've heard from A LOT of people that theorized child-molester Brian Kolfage molests children.
 
2020-07-02 6:54:24 PM  
The Rio Grande is obviously a Never Trumper and part of the Democrat Party hoax to make Donald Trump look bad.
 
2020-07-02 6:56:45 PM  
Wants to see wall

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2020-07-02 6:57:06 PM  

Acidicnads: Some basic ideas of how to get over a wall (feel free to add):

ladder
tunnel
hot air balloon
catapult
tying a rope tied to a rock and launching the rock with a catapult
dynamite
a skilled rock climber
19 century flying machines
pole vaunting

using the flat earth guy's rocket
cheerleader pyramid
just stack a bunch of shiat next to it and make a slope up wall
visualize it
mongols


https://time.com/5694432/girl-climbs-​b​order-wall-replica/
Been done.
 
2020-07-02 6:58:56 PM  
Webster's definition of "poetic".
 
2020-07-02 6:59:11 PM  

PainSorrowLoss: Acidicnads: Some basic ideas of how to get over a wall (feel free to add):

ladder
tunnel
hot air balloon
catapult
tying a rope tied to a rock and launching the rock with a catapult
dynamite
a skilled rock climber
19 century flying machines
pole vaunting

using the flat earth guy's rocket
cheerleader pyramid
just stack a bunch of shiat next to it and make a slope up wall
visualize it
mongols

Huns
build an escalator to the top
giant human-carrying kite
lots of child-party helium balloons
trebuchet
BASE jump
moon boots
really big trampoline


shovel
grinder
grindr
sawsall
determined prairie dogs
oxcetalyne torch
any cutting torch
the human torch
bubba truck
dump truck
bulldozer
herd of bison
rain
water
wind
earth
fire
time
walking around it
over it
through it

/ Honestly the aerostats and flights (most of em drones) have done a better job of keeping the borders safe.
// RIP Fat Albert.
 
2020-07-02 6:59:25 PM  
Let it fall in.  It can serve as a monument to the hubris of the builder and serve as a marker of the quality of his building.
 
2020-07-02 7:01:49 PM  

Acidicnads: Some basic ideas of how to get over a wall (feel free to add):

ladder
tunnel
hot air balloon
catapult
tying a rope tied to a rock and launching the rock with a catapult
dynamite
a skilled rock climber
19 century flying machines
pole vaunting

using the flat earth guy's rocket
cheerleader pyramid
just stack a bunch of shiat next to it and make a slope up wall
visualize it
mongols


Per the article, just wait a week or two and walk across where it fell.
 
2020-07-02 7:02:34 PM  
experts predict that when it falls, it will provide a safe crossing over the river for hundreds of millions of illegals every week.
 
2020-07-02 7:02:46 PM  
is in danger of falling into the Rio Grande if nothing is done

Good analogy. Just like a Lamborghini this wall appears to be delicate and high maintenance.
 
2020-07-02 7:03:03 PM  
So this piece of wall will soon be a bridge?
 
2020-07-02 7:03:35 PM  

holdmybones: Army Corps of Engineers officials have said the firm won because it submitted the lowest bid.

The beginning of every doomed project starts with those words. And people continue doing it day after day.

Not that this project has merit to begin with.


1. Submit lowball bid
2. Drive price up by claiming difference in conditions
3. Profit
4. Get sued for construction defects
5. Lawyers profit
 
2020-07-02 7:04:48 PM  
HA HA
 
2020-07-02 7:06:47 PM  
Just hit it with a van.

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2020-07-02 7:07:29 PM  
Flat earth guy crashed his rocket. He didn't survive...
'Flat earther' dies in rocket crash
Youtube hrAdayUh6-4
 
2020-07-02 7:10:05 PM  
Fisher has leveraged his self-described "Lamborghini" of walls to win more than $1.7 billion worth of federal contracts in Arizona.

He doesn't care if the wall stays up.  It already did what it was designed to do - part fools and their our money.
 
2020-07-02 7:11:22 PM  

holdmybones: Army Corps of Engineers officials have said the firm won because it submitted the lowest bid.

The beginning of every doomed project starts with those words. And people continue doing it day after day.

Not that this project has merit to begin with.


It's not as if bids are accepted from people without the expertise and resources to complete a project, or unreviewed for completeness and feasibility - it really should be described as the 'lowest qualified bid'.
 
2020-07-02 7:11:51 PM  
The builders got their no bid contract payed, why would they care now?
 
2020-07-02 7:12:01 PM  

skiinstructor: Flat earth guy crashed his rocket. He didn't survive...[iFrame https://www.youtube.com/embed/hrAdayUh​6-4?autoplay=1&widget_referrer=https%3​A%2F%2Fwww.fark.com&start=0&enablejsap​i=1&origin=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.fark.com&​widgetid=1]


It's not too often you can live up to your ideals. In line with what he set out to prove, this man became a flat earther.
 
2020-07-02 7:15:02 PM  

fragMasterFlash: If only there were a group of skilled laborers who would be willing to take on a job like that for a very reasonable level of compensation. Where ever could you find such people?


They were the ones on the south side of that wall pointing and laughing their asses off, who coincidentally did not pay for the privilege
 
2020-07-02 7:15:09 PM  

Enigmamf: holdmybones: Army Corps of Engineers officials have said the firm won because it submitted the lowest bid.

The beginning of every doomed project starts with those words. And people continue doing it day after day.

Not that this project has merit to begin with.

It's not as if bids are accepted from people without the expertise and resources to complete a project, or unreviewed for completeness and feasibility - it really should be described as the 'lowest qualified bid'.


I understand the bid process. A lowest qualified bid is generally going to have corners cut and reduced timelines/items underscoped. The impact of these items come out during the project at much additional cost, time, and stress. A lowest qualified bid almost always ends up costing about as much as a middle bid or even a high bid.
 
2020-07-02 7:16:12 PM  

Sum Dum Gai: Fisher has leveraged his self-described "Lamborghini" of walls to win more than $1.7 billion worth of federal contracts in Arizona.

He doesn't care if the wall stays up.  It already did what it was designed to do - part fools and their our money.


See also: Boondoggle
 
2020-07-02 7:17:14 PM  
The Great Wall of China did not keep the mongols out.
 
2020-07-02 7:17:51 PM  

UberDave: Article said "border wall" where it should have said "waste of money".


It was a grift for the Trump suckers.
 
2020-07-02 7:21:00 PM  

Xzano: PainSorrowLoss: Acidicnads: Some basic ideas of how to get over a wall (feel free to add):

ladder
tunnel
hot air balloon
catapult
tying a rope tied to a rock and launching the rock with a catapult
dynamite
a skilled rock climber
19 century flying machines
pole vaunting

using the flat earth guy's rocket
cheerleader pyramid
just stack a bunch of shiat next to it and make a slope up wall
visualize it
mongols

Huns
build an escalator to the top
giant human-carrying kite
lots of child-party helium balloons
trebuchet
BASE jump
moon boots
really big trampoline

shovel
grinder
grindr
sawsall
determined prairie dogs
oxcetalyne torch
any cutting torch
the human torch
bubba truck
dump truck
bulldozer
herd of bison
rain
water
wind
earth
fire
time
walking around it
over it
through it

/ Honestly the aerostats and flights (most of em drones) have done a better job of keeping the borders safe.
// RIP Fat Albert.


Heart (Captain Planet)
Heart, the band
The Power of Love
 
2020-07-02 7:22:05 PM  
Erosion on a river bank? I are an engineer.
 
2020-07-02 7:22:47 PM  
Supercars suck.

Long term upkeep gets more and more expensive.

Any vehicle that goes up in value has not been driven.

The vast majority of drivers suck. Including both you and me.

The vast majority of roads suck.

Pushing the car to its limits really is only for track's, so if you're driving it only to feed your ego, must suck to have money but no self worth

Most end up totaled or rotting, I completely understand why Ferrari limits who can buy new from them and what that person can buy.

/ I'll take a Bentley Continental GT though, something a bit more comfortable and can actually take a speed bump
 
2020-07-02 7:29:37 PM  

skiinstructor: Flat earth guy crashed his rocket. He didn't survive...[iFrame https://www.youtube.com/embed/hrAdayUh​6-4?autoplay=1&widget_referrer=https%3​A%2F%2Fwww.fark.com&start=0&enablejsap​i=1&origin=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.fark.com&​widgetid=1]


What a farking idiot. Commercial aircraft fly higher than his "rocket" could ever go. And are safer.
 
2020-07-02 7:31:40 PM  
Listen, Trumpanzees, I built this wall up from nothing. When I started here, all there was was river. Other despots said I was daft to build a wall on a river bank, but I built it all the same, just to show 'em. It sank into the river. So, I built a second one. That sank into the river too. So, I built a third one. That burned down, fell over, then sank into the river, but the fourth one... stayed up! And that's what you're gonna get, you sh*theels: the strongest 3 mile long, 100 billion dollar wall in this "racing toward the 3rd world" shiathole.

*Slight edits for accuracy*
 
2020-07-02 7:32:05 PM  
That would never keep the Tao Tei out anyway, without the Crane Corps.
 
2020-07-02 7:33:50 PM  
Scotty Kilmer refers to those kinds of cars as "endless money pits".
 
2020-07-02 7:35:21 PM  
When I first came here, this was all river. Everyone said I was daft to build a bridge on a river, but I built in all the same, just to show them. It sank into the river. So I built a second one. That sank into the river. So I built a third. That burned down, fell over, then sank into the river. But the fourth one stayed up. And that's what you're going to get, Lad, the strongest wall in all of Texas.
 
2020-07-02 7:35:48 PM  
Oh the one that idiots built too close to the water and people told them it would fall in and they built it anyways? WEll at least they got conned into giving people money for it.
 
2020-07-02 7:36:03 PM  
Wall, not bridge.

/Trust me to screw the quote up.
 
2020-07-02 7:36:16 PM  

JasonOfOrillia: Let it fall in.  It can serve as a monument to the hubris of the builder and serve as a marker of the quality of his building.


I say give it a push

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2020-07-02 7:41:01 PM  
Overpriced and usually in a state of disrepair, perfect name.
 
2020-07-02 7:43:23 PM  
Guy sounds like a Lamborghini CoontDouche.
 
2020-07-02 7:54:17 PM  

Carter Pewterschmidt: Wall, not bridge.

/Trust me to screw the quote up.


That's okay, you missed it by like 2 minutes anyway, almost simultaneous though. Either way, I like where your head's at ;-)
 
2020-07-02 7:55:06 PM  

AuralArgument: Supercars suck.


Not the hybrid NSX.

It's a supercar, a daily driver, and a grand tourer in one convenient package.  Much more reliable and more serviceable than the other* supercars out there, w/ Tesla's on the TBD list.  Reasonable annual cost of ownership relative to the rest of the supercar bunch.  21mpg/22mpg fuel efficiency.

*new corvette is a lovely performer but the interior is so gaudy that it nearly makes me feel ashamed to be american

/yes i love the hybrid nsx and i'm biased af
//suck maaaaaah balls, teachah!
 
2020-07-02 7:55:35 PM  
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2020-07-02 8:02:24 PM  
gameshowhost:

I've already seen a crash with the corvette


And just a few hours ago I saw a Maclaren slammed sideways into pole in a parking lot.

I do think though those that drive the Japanese supercars though are a different breed of car owners/drivers
 
2020-07-02 8:03:10 PM  
Just Google "Chamizal" to find out how fluid the US/Mexico border is on the Rio Grande.  There's a word for rivers that don't respect property lines.  Unless you dam them and concrete over the dry bed, nature has a way of ditching your effort to take a second $1.7B from the American taxpayer.

Many of the "Indian"-settler wars in the Southwest had to do with forcibly changing the flow of rivers, and starving out people down stream.

Does this Bubba come from around here, or is he a Yankee transplant.
 
2020-07-02 8:03:34 PM  

Avery614: Carter Pewterschmidt: Wall, not bridge.

/Trust me to screw the quote up.

That's okay, you missed it by like 2 minutes anyway, almost simultaneous though. Either way, I like where your head's at ;-)


True. I searched the thread before I posted because I was sure someone would have posted it already.
 
2020-07-02 8:08:44 PM  
Lamborghinis need constant, expensive maintenance.
 
2020-07-02 8:19:59 PM  

Acidicnads: Some basic ideas of how to get over a wall (feel free to add):

ladder
tunnel
hot air balloon
catapult
tying a rope tied to a rock and launching the rock with a catapult
dynamite
a skilled rock climber
19 century flying machines
pole vaunting

using the flat earth guy's rocket
cheerleader pyramid
just stack a bunch of shiat next to it and make a slope up wall
visualize it
mongols


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2020-07-02 8:22:17 PM  

AuralArgument: gameshowhost:

I've already seen a crash with the corvette


And just a few hours ago I saw a Maclaren slammed sideways into pole in a parking lot.

I do think though those that drive the Japanese supercars though are a different breed of car owners/drivers


That may be part of it. The entire philosophy behind the vehicle makes it occupy a segment where there's really no others (i suppose the likes of AMG/M-series would be close in most ways but hey, those are still sedans and coupes).

/feels bad for the corvette's motor and suspension
//feels kinda bad for the mclaren
///hope no one did a dale sr. on their steering wheel .... damn, i could use a soft boiled egg right about now ... 
/sure i'm terrible person! i've never hidden that.
/slushies
 
2020-07-02 8:22:36 PM  

WithinReason: The builders got their no bid contract payed, why would they care now?


That's the entire point of the current grifters administration in charge.

Make as much money possible for themselves and their cronies.
 
2020-07-02 8:22:58 PM  
Hopefully Dres Twich thing falls in also. That shiat needs to DIAF.
 
2020-07-02 8:24:08 PM  
So, monumental grifting.
 
2020-07-02 8:25:29 PM  

Acidicnads: Some basic ideas of how to get over a wall (feel free to add):

ladder
tunnel
hot air balloon
catapult
tying a rope tied to a rock and launching the rock with a catapult
dynamite
a skilled rock climber
19 century flying machines
pole vaunting

using the flat earth guy's rocket
cheerleader pyramid
just stack a bunch of shiat next to it and make a slope up wall
visualize it
mongols


Wait for it to fall down and walk over it.
 
2020-07-02 8:28:06 PM  

skiinstructor: Flat earth guy crashed his rocket. He didn't survive...[YouTube video: 'Flat earther' dies in rocket crash]


That's just want NASA wants you to believe!

I love how the bad guy of the flat earthers is NASA   Who they think fakes the earth being a planet for basically shiats and giggles.
 
2020-07-02 8:29:18 PM  

Enigmamf: holdmybones: Army Corps of Engineers officials have said the firm won because it submitted the lowest bid.

The beginning of every doomed project starts with those words. And people continue doing it day after day.

Not that this project has merit to begin with.

It's not as if bids are accepted from people without the expertise and resources to complete a project, or unreviewed for completeness and feasibility - it really should be described as the 'lowest qualified bid'.


The damn fence is falling into a river.  It doesn't sound like qualified would be used to describe these clowns.
 
2020-07-02 8:31:19 PM  
They're still making The Grand Tour, aren't they?  Because Jeremy Clarkson just bought a new Lamborghini.

Let's see if the "wall" can stand up to an actual Lamborghini.

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Operating it requires great care for more reasons that just its proportions, Jeremy has discovered - due to the amount of torque generated by its straight-six turbodiesel engine (775 lb ft), fitting machinery to the back is a risky business.
https://www.driving.co.uk/news/jeremy​-​clarkson-bought-lamborghini/
 
2020-07-02 8:32:43 PM  
Laugh it up, monkey boys. I am infuriated by my tax dollars being thrown away to these grifters. I am an old man. I'm about at the end of my patience. And I dare to say I'm not alone. Elect whomever you want, but if they don't go after this incredibly blatant corruption, I'm hoping that there will be hell to pay. You all think it's funny. I don't. Second amendment cuts both ways.
 
2020-07-02 8:47:13 PM  

Ed Grubermann: skiinstructor: Flat earth guy crashed his rocket. He didn't survive...[iFrame https://www.youtube.com/embed/hrAdayUh​6-4?autoplay=1&widget_referrer=https%3​A%2F%2Fwww.fark.com&start=0&enablejsap​i=1&origin=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.fark.com&​widgetid=1]

What a farking idiot. Commercial aircraft fly higher than his "rocket" could ever go. And are safer.


The weather balloon edge of space experiments were far cheaper, safer, and effective. Just gotta be willing to take that first step and not deploy your chute too soon.

Of course he was just a douchebag AW , so he had to do it his way
 
2020-07-02 8:52:22 PM  

AuralArgument: And just a few hours ago I saw a Maclaren slammed sideways into pole in a parking lot.


Do you live somewhere in the NE corner of Illinois, by any chance? This sure seems like a very Chicagolandish kinda thing, to this Milwaukeean's mind
 
2020-07-02 9:03:46 PM  
The Mission private wall project, Fisher's second following a similar undertaking outside El Paso, is a little known but crucial part of the effort to help President Donald Trump meet his campaign promise to build 450 miles of "big, beautiful wall" by the end of 2020.

But I thought it was all going to be built by the feds and paid for by Mexico? Now you have donors trying to help you cheat to get your goal? Hey Donnie? You didn't build that.
 
2020-07-02 9:04:25 PM  

groppet: Oh the one that idiots built too close to the water and people told them it would fall in and they built it anyways? WEll at least they got conned into giving people money for it.


Everyone said it was daft to build a fence on a riverbank, but he built it all the same, just to show 'em.  It's going to sink into the river.  So he'll build a second one.  That one will also sink into the river.  So he'll build a third one.  That one will burn down, fall over, and then sink into the river, but the fourth one will stay up.  And then we'll have the strongest wall in these lands.
 
2020-07-02 9:15:53 PM  
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2020-07-02 9:15:58 PM  
The best part about dirt ramps, is that Mexicans could build a hundred of them on their side of the border, to help mount the wall, and there is nothing the US could legally do about it.

The ramps do not even have to be used.  They could simply exist as a means of trying up BP resources in order to keep an eye on them.
 
2020-07-02 9:24:17 PM  

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Oh, and BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
 
2020-07-02 10:05:45 PM  

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Die Hard Trumper: "Race relations worsened you say? Worth it!!"
 
2020-07-02 10:11:01 PM  
This was built several miles up from my property where there is already a wall. The fact its so close to La Lomita church is so infuriating. The river banks changing easily is well known among local farmers, especially when a hurricane comes through. My father told me once when a hurricane hit and it altered the flow so that it made a new turn and suddenly there were houses in MX now in TX. The government offered the new residents citizenship or return to MX, which was no longer where their houses stood. They all opted to leave their homes behind and go to MX.

Never thought a day would come I would be glad to already have a wall so something so ugly and stupid wouldn't be built there.
 
2020-07-02 10:59:54 PM  

Carter Pewterschmidt: When I first came here, this was all river. Everyone said I was daft to build a bridge on a river, but I built in all the same, just to show them. It sank into the river. So I built a second one. That sank into the river. So I built a third. That burned down, fell over, then sank into the river. But the fourth one stayed up. And that's what you're going to get, Lad, the strongest wall in all of Texas.


...but do they call me Donnie the wall builder? They do not. But you fark one country..
 
2020-07-03 12:13:06 AM  

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that should be posted some place where they will see it.  Here you only have "the choir" and imagery trolls.

Try facebook or twitter.  I hear there's a lot of them out there.
 
2020-07-03 1:34:46 AM  
Showy and impractical?
 
2020-07-03 1:48:36 AM  
So...lets go push?
 
2020-07-03 4:51:38 AM  

Schmerd1948: Laugh it up, monkey boys. I am infuriated by my tax dollars being thrown away to these grifters. I am an old man. I'm about at the end of my patience. And I dare to say I'm not alone. Elect whomever you want, but if they don't go after this incredibly blatant corruption, I'm hoping that there will be hell to pay. You all think it's funny. I don't. Second amendment cuts both ways.


yeah good luck with that.

there's literally nothing you can do about it.
 
2020-07-03 7:40:17 AM  
phaseolus:

Windsor ontari
 
2020-07-03 11:52:30 AM  

webron: Enigmamf: holdmybones: Army Corps of Engineers officials have said the firm won because it submitted the lowest bid.

The beginning of every doomed project starts with those words. And people continue doing it day after day.

Not that this project has merit to begin with.

It's not as if bids are accepted from people without the expertise and resources to complete a project, or unreviewed for completeness and feasibility - it really should be described as the 'lowest qualified bid'.

The damn fence is falling into a river.  It doesn't sound like qualified would be used to describe these clowns.


The demonstration segment falling into the river was not built under an AOE contract and was not built under AOE oversight - note the phrase "privately funded" in the headline.
 
2020-07-03 1:45:05 PM  

UberDave: Article said "border wall" where it should have said "waste of money".


Trump's wall is a waste of money, putting up a big monument to how much he hates Mexicans.

But this guy's wall wasn't a waste of HIS money - he spent a few million, most of which he scammed out of haters, and got a yuge contract from the Trump Administration in return for his virtue signalling.

And yes, it'll fall over quickly. If they're going to build a border wall, that's the best kind.
 
2020-07-03 1:50:10 PM  

Xzano: PainSorrowLoss: Acidicnads: Some basic ideas of how to get over a wall (feel free to add):


With the current walls, the popular methods have been
- ladders - commercial
- ladders - homemade
- Sawzall
and the most popular
- travel to the US legitimately on a visa, stay longer than it allows
- travel to the US legitimately on a visa that doesn't let you work, work anyway (Melania Trump did this one.)
 
2020-07-03 2:30:46 PM  

billstewart: UberDave: Article said "border wall" where it should have said "waste of money".

Trump's wall is a waste of money, putting up a big monument to how much he hates Mexicans.

But this guy's wall wasn't a waste of HIS money - he spent a few million, most of which he scammed out of haters, and got a yuge contract from the Trump Administration in return for his virtue signalling.

And yes, it'll fall over quickly. If they're going to build a border wall, that's the best kind.


That could be the bureaucrats revenge - you can't stop the shameful monument to racist stupidity from being built, but you can allow the contractor's own greed ensure it is not a lasting monument.
 
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