dkulprit: Weatherkiss: But how will future generations of Americans know that someone wasn't the father?

I know the feeling one day my daughter is going to ask "daddy, who was stonewall Jackson", and I won't know what to tell her.  I won't have a giant statue of a man displayed heroically to tell her:

"He was a piece shiat who went to war to own people like livestock and beasts of burden."

But without all these statues I will say "who?  I don't know, he may have been have been someone who did something with a stone wall?"

Then she'll say "we learned about him in school, he seemed like a bad man."

And then I'll say, "must be lies, the only history we have is in statues and schools wouldn't teach you about something that didn't have a statue."

And then her crying "but I learned about it today."

And then I'll say "quit lying without statues there's no history, without statues either you're lying or those 'liberal intellectuals' are lying to your now go daddy a Budweiser before he takes off his belt like liars deserve."

otherideas: dkulprit: Weatherkiss: But how will future generations of Americans know that someone wasn't the father?

I know the feeling one day my daughter is going to ask "daddy, who was stonewall Jackson", and I won't know what to tell her.  I won't have a giant statue of a man displayed heroically to tell her:

"He was a piece shiat who went to war to own people like livestock and beasts of burden."

But without all these statues I will say "who?  I don't know, he may have been have been someone who did something with a stone wall?"

Then she'll say "we learned about him in school, he seemed like a bad man."

And then I'll say, "must be lies, the only history we have is in statues and schools wouldn't teach you about something that didn't have a statue."

And then her crying "but I learned about it today."

And then I'll say "quit lying without statues there's no history, without statues either you're lying or those 'liberal intellectuals' are lying to your now go daddy a Budweiser before he takes off his belt like liars deserve."

Actually you can say he was a Virginian who was born and raised in the USA, went to West Point, and when he state seceded from the US to create a new country, which they had every right to do under the Constitution, he fought for his State with bravery and skill until he was shot by by accident by his own men while he was performing reconnaissance.