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(Guardian)   The question is, are Texas Trump fans all a bunch of overweight slobs? I mean, I get it, he's just like us, right?   (theguardian.com) divider line
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2020-07-02 12:06:52 PM  
They don't want to wear face masks because they keep eating them.
 
2020-07-02 12:07:56 PM  

PaulRB: They don't want to wear face masks because they keep eating them.


Same reason they don't wear underwear
 
2020-07-02 12:11:06 PM  
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Whar pudding whar
 
2020-07-02 12:21:55 PM  
Two church members have died, suspected to be from Covid-19. Another one died on Monday. The crisis has hit home, and Stokes has noticed a decline in doubters.

It's not fat people.  We're full of people who don't consider things serious until it happens to them.  And even when it does, they look for excuses to explain how *they* didn't contribute to a problem where they most certainly contributed.
 
2020-07-02 12:51:55 PM  
Those fatasses think they're gonna take to the streets and hold off the revolution! In reality, they'd get about 1/2 a block and get chest pain radiating down their arm; and some young, strong ANTI-FA stud will strike them down.
Well probably just the first part.
 
2020-07-02 12:59:45 PM  

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Whar pudding whar


Hey look, it's Larry, Moe and Derpy Joe.
 
2020-07-02 1:10:13 PM  
Texan here.

Yes.
 
2020-07-02 1:10:47 PM  

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Whar pudding whar


I LOVE how he's wearing a T-shirt complaining about snowflakes.

/The irony is so delicious, I have to hade it before he eats it.
 
2020-07-02 1:10:51 PM  
Snowflakes Don't Last Long in Texas

No. Irony.
 
2020-07-02 1:11:17 PM  
Her daughter shook her head silently in the passenger seat but did not say anything.

starting a GoFundMe for the kid, do what you can, maybe we can save one, thanks
 
2020-07-02 1:11:36 PM  
Texans approach to coronavirus be like:
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2020-07-02 1:12:12 PM  
Remember when Americans had a "we're all in this together, can-do attitude"?
 
2020-07-02 1:13:31 PM  
"We don't live in a communist country! This is supposed to be America," said Tee Allen Parker, who has banned wearing of masks at her bar.

Please tell me, Tee Allen Parker, exactly what you think communism is and do so quickly before you have a ventilator shoved down your piehole.
 
2020-07-02 1:14:07 PM  
Good. F*cking die choking, you useless Confederate piece of sh*t. Just keep your stupid down there, ok?
 
2020-07-02 1:15:01 PM  

IRestoreFurniture: Remember when Americans had a "we're all in this together, can-do attitude"?


Yeah. It died when Reagan took over.
 
2020-07-02 1:15:35 PM  
"We don't live in a communist country! This is supposed to be America," said Tee Allen Parker, who has banned wearing of masks at her bar.

She said: "It's an individual choice. There's been nothing scientific that says masks are effective.I choose not to wear it, but I don't let thousands of people breathe on me."

Except it's not an individual choice at your bar?
 
2020-07-02 1:15:51 PM  
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2020-07-02 1:16:10 PM  
That's a hell of a slant where idiots without masks are "lovers of liberty."

I gave up on the article after that bullshiat.
 
2020-07-02 1:16:21 PM  

blastoh: Texans approach to coronavirus be like:
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OK, dat's funnee
 
2020-07-02 1:16:25 PM  

IRestoreFurniture: Remember when Americans had a "we're all in this together, can-do attitude"?


NNNNNNNNNNNNNOPE!
 
2020-07-02 1:16:27 PM  
Those are some easily triggered snowflakes.
 
2020-07-02 1:17:30 PM  

IRestoreFurniture: Remember when Americans had a "we're all in this together, can-do attitude"?


Yeah, for like 4 days after 9/11.
 
2020-07-02 1:17:50 PM  
Oh shart it's the moob patrol.
 
2020-07-02 1:20:00 PM  
Lol @ chilly-moob-man sporting the surfer surf.  Probably couldn't find a Hawaiian shirt on short notice and went for a close approximation.

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2020-07-02 1:20:06 PM  
For a bunch of tough guys they sure seem insecure in their masculinity.

Hey guys...do us a favor. Don't use your freedom crushing seatbelts and disconnect your commie airbags too!
 
2020-07-02 1:20:30 PM  
I'mean - is this a surprise in any way?  They've been raised their whole lives with the Alamo myth and the Sam Houston worship.  Texas history taught before U.S. History, and damn sure well before any world history (if that even gets a nod).

Of couse they think they're special and don't have to do anything. By virtue of the great Lone Star, they'll be safe, by god!
 
2020-07-02 1:20:30 PM  

LarryDan43: "We don't live in a communist country! This is supposed to be America," said Tee Allen Parker, who has banned wearing of masks at her bar.

She said: "It's an individual choice. There's been nothing scientific that says masks are effective.I choose not to wear it, but I don't let thousands of people breathe on me."

Except it's not an individual choice at your bar?


I love the complete, uncaring hypocrisy of this. For republicans, it's not just a motto, it's a way of life!
 
2020-07-02 1:20:32 PM  
Let them die....no loss
 
2020-07-02 1:23:09 PM  

lilplatinum: IRestoreFurniture: Remember when Americans had a "we're all in this together, can-do attitude"?

Yeah, for like 4 days after 9/11.


Then it turned into "you're with us or against us" which was gradually applied to every aspect of life.
 
2020-07-02 1:23:22 PM  
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2020-07-02 1:24:22 PM  

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Whar pudding whar


Snowflake wears snowflake shirt. I mean, how tone deaf can one be?
 
2020-07-02 1:24:56 PM  

UNC_Samurai: invictus2: [Fark user image image 850x510]

Whar pudding whar

I LOVE how he's wearing a T-shirt complaining about snowflakes.

/The irony is so delicious, I have to hade it before he eats it.


I am offended that you presume that Snowflake's gender.  It could be a man, woman, or non-binary.  I think you should ask.
 
2020-07-02 1:25:22 PM  
I guarantee a large proportion of these people would support the resurrection of sodomy laws. Think about that....
 
2020-07-02 1:25:54 PM  
Self correcting issue ..
 
2020-07-02 1:26:05 PM  
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This snowflake doesn't look like the type that would last long if he caught the Rona.
Just sayin'
 
2020-07-02 1:27:22 PM  

Soup4Bonnie: "We don't live in a communist country! This is supposed to be America," said Tee Allen Parker, who has banned wearing of masks at her bar.

Please tell me, Tee Allen Parker, exactly what you think communism is and do so quickly before you have a ventilator shoved down your piehole.


Tee Allen Parker is behind the dog whistle slogan Bar Lives Matter.  You will not get a coherent thought from her.
 
2020-07-02 1:27:53 PM  
Just make the Texas tag. I've accepted my fate. farking Texans man.. just a bunch of farking idiots.

This is why the farking president needs to explicitly mandate masks.. but he hasn't been doing it so he's gonna look dumb if he does it now.

He needs to at least highly encourage our ducking dipshiat of a governor to do to.
 
2020-07-02 1:28:20 PM  
They are always yelling. Constantly. Continuously. I guess they are emulating fox guests.
 
2020-07-02 1:29:33 PM  

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This snowflake doesn't look like the type that would last long if he caught the Rona.
Just sayin'


Snowflakes like him don't last long in Texas. I read that somewhere.
 
2020-07-02 1:29:50 PM  
I really don't get it.  I mean, I understand that people like this are stupid morons, but the vehemence against wearing masks blows my mind.  My wife and I bought a big pack of the common blue and white disposable ones.  They very light, breathable and comfortable.  It takes 2 seconds to put it on in the car before you go in the store and it doesn't even register as any kind of deal or problem.  Just put on a farking mask so we can beat the virus, ok morons?  Please?  Or stay home.  That's ok too.
 
2020-07-02 1:30:54 PM  
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2020-07-02 1:31:22 PM  
You know, the Trump presidency has been one catastrophe over another, but there is one reason I am grateful Trump is president right now (and no, it is not enough to say it is GOOD he is president).

Can you all imagine the weapons grade DERP that would be used in formulating the attacks on Clinton? I mean it would be INSANE if Clinton was seen as shutting down churches, requiring face masks, ordering people to stay home.

I mean, yes, most sane Americans have been pretty outraged about Trump, but that is because he is pondering the possibilities of using disinfectant on the insides of the body and calling COVID a hoax.

But, the virulent hatred we have seen in the past from the right, using COVID response to assert it is the "socialist take over, this is it!!!" would be insane. I just cannot imagine the level of irrationality that would be expressed on around this nation. I mean, as it is, it is derpy. But, that would just be incredible.
 
2020-07-02 1:31:23 PM  
Cletus and The Co-Morbidity Trio all this week at Big Bug's Roadhouse and Ammo-rama!
 
2020-07-02 1:33:37 PM  
Why dont the police simply put the people who won't wear masks in chokeholds until they're dead?

Oh right, the white skin.
Systemic racism in action.
 
2020-07-02 1:34:05 PM  

Circusdog320: For a bunch of tough guys they sure seem insecure in their masculinity.

Hey guys...do us a favor. Don't use your freedom crushing seatbelts and disconnect your commie airbags too!


Who says I gotta stop at red lights? That's infringin' on my liberties!
 
2020-07-02 1:35:08 PM  
Too bad a scoop of ice cream doesn't stop the C.  These freedom lubbers would be lined up demanding extra doses with sprinkles. Yes sir. Gotta fight the C cause I'm a patriotic Merican. Down here twice a day to get my treatments. Yes sir.
 
2020-07-02 1:35:26 PM  

mikalmd: Self correcting issue ..


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2020-07-02 1:37:27 PM  
Alex Jones prolly got those fatties to go to Austin. Austin is one of the most progressive cities in the country. There were probably like 5 babydicks at that entire event that actually had residence in the county,
 
2020-07-02 1:39:59 PM  
"It's an outrage" claim Trump's Texan blokes,
Convinced that Corona's a hoax.
"Just Liberal conspiring
And media lying" -
Right up to the moment they croaks.
 
2020-07-02 1:42:13 PM  
Oh, they're all overweight slobs.
 
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