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(BBC-US)   Can slow restarters Spurs get a win and climb above Arsenal in the table? Can slow restarters Sheffield Utd get a win and climb above Arsenal in the table? Will Liverpool show up for anything other than the Guard of Honor at City? Game on @ 1:00pm ET   (bbc.com) divider line
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2020-07-02 12:37:00 PM  
COYS

don't spurs this up just yet

there are 6 more matches left after to let us down
 
2020-07-02 12:56:26 PM  

medius: COYS

don't spurs this up just yet

there are 6 more matches left after to let us down


Spurs with JoMo.
How could they not get Spursy?
 
2020-07-02 1:00:39 PM  

Chimpy McSquirrel: medius: COYS

don't spurs this up just yet

there are 6 more matches left after to let us down

Spurs with JoMo.
How could they not get Spursy?


By having Jose ejected after blowing his top in the first 15 minutes?
 
2020-07-02 1:07:11 PM  

Princip's Sandwich: Chimpy McSquirrel: medius: COYS

don't spurs this up just yet

there are 6 more matches left after to let us down

Spurs with JoMo.
How could they not get Spursy?

By having Jose ejected after blowing his top in the first 15 minutes?


Hey then Ndombele can play!
 
2020-07-02 1:08:00 PM  

Princip's Sandwich: Chimpy McSquirrel: medius: COYS

don't spurs this up just yet

there are 6 more matches left after to let us down

Spurs with JoMo.
How could they not get Spursy?

By having Jose ejected after blowing his top in the first 15 minutes?


Oh it would make my black heart stop beating to see him get tossed for <insert reason here>
 
2020-07-02 1:10:43 PM  
Eric Dier started in defense again.
I don't understand that.
 
2020-07-02 1:12:33 PM  

Chimpy McSquirrel: Eric Dier started in defense again.
I don't understand that.


Because Jose Mourinho is why. Of all the people the brain trust at Tottenham could pick to manage the team...
 
2020-07-02 1:13:25 PM  

Chimpy McSquirrel: Eric Dier started in defense again.
I don't understand that.


Hasn't he been floating between CDM and CB for basically his entire tenure in the team?
 
2020-07-02 1:16:31 PM  

ClavellBCMI: Chimpy McSquirrel: Eric Dier started in defense again.
I don't understand that.

Because Jose Mourinho is why.


Poch promoted Argentines.

The difference is Dier has been dire.
 
2020-07-02 1:18:38 PM  

Princip's Sandwich: Chimpy McSquirrel: Eric Dier started in defense again.
I don't understand that.

Hasn't he been floating between CDM and CB for basically his entire tenure in the team?


He was moved to CDM because he was such a mess at CB.
 
2020-07-02 1:21:18 PM  
I have not been able to keep track of any game days this week, and I blame it on a lack of sleep. I did not sleep this past night.  Brain would not shut down.
 
2020-07-02 1:25:18 PM  
Waterbreak because it must be all of 15 degrees tonight

/jk
 
2020-07-02 1:25:27 PM  

harleyquinnical: I have not been able to keep track of any game days this week, and I blame it on a lack of sleep. I did not sleep this past night.  Brain would not shut down.


something almost happened in this match earlier
 
2020-07-02 1:27:05 PM  

medius: harleyquinnical: I have not been able to keep track of any game days this week, and I blame it on a lack of sleep. I did not sleep this past night.  Brain would not shut down.

something almost happened in this match earlier


22 men chasing a ball around a field.
 
2020-07-02 1:28:18 PM  

Chimpy McSquirrel: medius: harleyquinnical: I have not been able to keep track of any game days this week, and I blame it on a lack of sleep. I did not sleep this past night.  Brain would not shut down.

something almost happened in this match earlier

22 men chasing a ball around a field.


And at the end, a bus is parked.
 
2020-07-02 1:28:22 PM  
Cross is just over Kane's head.
 
2020-07-02 1:28:51 PM  

Chimpy McSquirrel: medius: harleyquinnical: I have not been able to keep track of any game days this week, and I blame it on a lack of sleep. I did not sleep this past night.  Brain would not shut down.

something almost happened in this match earlier

22 men chasing a ball around a field.



the ball's winning
 
2020-07-02 1:28:57 PM  

Princip's Sandwich: Chimpy McSquirrel: medius: harleyquinnical: I have not been able to keep track of any game days this week, and I blame it on a lack of sleep. I did not sleep this past night.  Brain would not shut down.

something almost happened in this match earlier

22 men chasing a ball around a field.

And at the end, a bus is parked.


At the end?
Thought that was done in the pregame warmup.
 
2020-07-02 1:31:06 PM  
He should aim well to the left of where he wants it to go and then it'll maybe curve back
 
2020-07-02 1:31:18 PM  
there it is.
 
2020-07-02 1:31:34 PM  
boom
 
2020-07-02 1:31:38 PM  
DAMMIT SPURS!
 
2020-07-02 1:32:34 PM  

medius: LucklessWonder: I apparently banked Spurs.

maybe your jinx will cancel my jinx from making fun of chelsea yesterday


by our powers combined!
 
2020-07-02 1:32:41 PM  
Kane!
 
2020-07-02 1:32:49 PM  
WAIT, WHAT?!  Equalized?!
 
2020-07-02 1:32:59 PM  
That would be the definition of against the run of play.
Shef United take the lead.
1-0
 
2020-07-02 1:33:03 PM  
Well that was a fun level of WTF-ery there.
 
2020-07-02 1:33:20 PM  
boom boom
 
2020-07-02 1:33:26 PM  
Oh what a move!
 
2020-07-02 1:33:40 PM  
Moura drew like 7 defenders.
 
2020-07-02 1:33:50 PM  
Well, that's gotta be almost a record for shortest lead.
 
2020-07-02 1:33:57 PM  
that'd be some peak spurs VARness
 
2020-07-02 1:34:05 PM  
Kane immediately responds.
Lucky bounce for the ball to find him.
1-1
 
2020-07-02 1:34:21 PM  
VAR going to steal that one?
 
2020-07-02 1:34:50 PM  
OUCH

/really that's not a call
 
2020-07-02 1:35:29 PM  
that was probably the most ridiculous VAR decision yet

Michael Oliver
 
2020-07-02 1:35:41 PM  
And the WTF-ery continues!
 
2020-07-02 1:35:52 PM  
Michael Oliver strikes
 
2020-07-02 1:35:53 PM  
WTAF?!  Chalking THAT off?!
 
2020-07-02 1:36:39 PM  
Oh boy, seems I've missed a good bit here at the beginning
 
2020-07-02 1:36:45 PM  

medius: VAR going to steal that one?


How many have Spurs have chalked off for overzealous officiating?
 
2020-07-02 1:39:56 PM  

dietbubba: Oh boy, seems I've missed a good bit here at the beginning


not at the beginning, but after the water break
 
2020-07-02 1:40:59 PM  
A conundrum...I don't disklike Spurs but hate Jose. I don't want bad things to happen to Spurs, but I like seeing Jose lose his mind
 
2020-07-02 1:42:10 PM  

dietbubba: A conundrum...I don't disklike Spurs but hate Jose. I don't want bad things to happen to Spurs, but I like seeing Jose lose his mind


Reasons why I was livid to find out he was the new manager.  Love my club, but loathe JoMo with a passion.
 
2020-07-02 1:42:19 PM  

Deathbymeteor: Princip's Sandwich: Chimpy McSquirrel: medius: COYS

don't spurs this up just yet

there are 6 more matches left after to let us down

Spurs with JoMo.
How could they not get Spursy?

By having Jose ejected after blowing his top in the first 15 minutes?

Oh it would make my black heart stop beating to see him get tossed for <insert reason here>


he's working on it.
 
2020-07-02 1:44:35 PM  

medius: Deathbymeteor: Princip's Sandwich: Chimpy McSquirrel: medius: COYS

don't spurs this up just yet

there are 6 more matches left after to let us down

Spurs with JoMo.
How could they not get Spursy?

By having Jose ejected after blowing his top in the first 15 minutes?

Oh it would make my black heart stop beating to see him get tossed for <insert reason here>

he's working on it.


I mean, gods below I'm defending JoMo, but he's got a legit argument here.  But it's still fun watching him go mental and find out he's on his last warning.

I'd take the toss Jose, it's not much of a penalty right now, and it might motivate your team.
 
2020-07-02 1:44:39 PM  

medius: Deathbymeteor: Princip's Sandwich: Chimpy McSquirrel: medius: COYS

don't spurs this up just yet

there are 6 more matches left after to let us down

Spurs with JoMo.
How could they not get Spursy?

By having Jose ejected after blowing his top in the first 15 minutes?

Oh it would make my black heart stop beating to see him get tossed for <insert reason here>

he's working on it.


Another call like that and I guarantee you he is off.
 
2020-07-02 1:44:46 PM  
surprised he did a cross instead of a shot on g
 
2020-07-02 1:54:51 PM  

harleyquinnical: dietbubba: A conundrum...I don't disklike Spurs but hate Jose. I don't want bad things to happen to Spurs, but I like seeing Jose lose his mind

Reasons why I was livid to find out he was the new manager.  Love my club, but loathe JoMo with a passion.


I always thought nothing good could come of his becoming our manager, and he is living down to those expectations. And I still think he helped sabotage the Spurs before he became manager with the help of the Spurs ownership so he could land the job.
 
2020-07-02 1:55:31 PM  

harleyquinnical: dietbubba: A conundrum...I don't disklike Spurs but hate Jose. I don't want bad things to happen to Spurs, but I like seeing Jose lose his mind

Reasons why I was livid to find out he was the new manager.  Love my club, but loathe JoMo with a passion.


I actually don't mind him as much now. Kind of pity him. He's mellowed out somewhat as his coarse managing style burned several bridges.

He's a far cry from the Jose who got Eva Carneiro fired for doing her job properly. Or Jose at Real, where he was at peak toxicity.
 
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