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(Business Insider)   Walmart to transform parking lots into drive-in movie theaters   (businessinsider.com) divider line
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2020-07-02 3:29:58 PM  
The movies will all be underpriced and the actors will all be on the dole. But at least you can get your tires rotated while you wait.

/might want to catch the double feature
//a simple tire rotation can take 4+ hrs there
 
2020-07-02 6:50:52 PM  
Fark Walmart
 
2020-07-02 7:04:16 PM  
Well, if I run out of condoms for a double feature, help will only be about 50 yards away.
 
2020-07-02 7:28:20 PM  
Probably be a better use of Sears/Kmart parking lots.
 
2020-07-02 7:30:54 PM  
The buttered meth will be great I'm sure
 
2020-07-02 8:38:25 PM  
My first thought was where am I going to park if I just want to shop and then I remembered I'm not going there because they aren't requiring masks at the local Walmart because it's not technically in city limits.

solokumba: Fark Walmart


This!
 
2020-07-02 9:18:00 PM  
Any big box store with a large lot would be shrewd to consider this. And I can't remember the last time I set foot in a WalMart.

Apropos of nothing my old man threatened a Bentonville Suit that came to inspect a construction site once. Granted that was 30 years ago. The old man was a union sprinkler fitter. The stories he's got about the old days...
 
2020-07-02 9:27:37 PM  
Walmart and Chill?
 
2020-07-02 9:54:24 PM  

My Sober Alt: My first thought was where am I going to park if I just want to shop and then I remembered I'm not going there because they aren't requiring masks at the local Walmart because it's not technically in city limits.

solokumba: Fark Walmart

This!


If you want to stir some shiat up get the store number and call a complaint into corporate. Company policy is masks required regardless of local orders.
 
2020-07-02 10:17:23 PM  

My Sober Alt: My first thought was where am I going to park if I just want to shop and then I remembered I'm not going there because they aren't requiring masks at the local Walmart because it's not technically in city limits.

solokumba: Fark Walmart

This!


Where I live, the Walmarts are closed before dark due to Covid restrictions (ordinarily 24 hour locations). This could be a shrewd move to get people to shop for snacks, drinks, laundry detergent, etc before the overnight closures.
 
2020-07-02 10:29:51 PM  

Marksrevenge: My Sober Alt: My first thought was where am I going to park if I just want to shop and then I remembered I'm not going there because they aren't requiring masks at the local Walmart because it's not technically in city limits.

solokumba: Fark Walmart

This!

Where I live, the Walmarts are closed before dark due to Covid restrictions (ordinarily 24 hour locations). This could be a shrewd move to get people to shop for snacks, drinks, laundry detergent, etc before the overnight closures.


I think they all close at 8pm now.
 
2020-07-03 12:18:40 AM  
Other ideas for the parking lot:
could we do live theatre featuring the "people of Wal-Mart" Players?

Perhaps Electric cart jousting with pool noodles?
 
2020-07-03 6:36:58 AM  
It's almost like a new verse to Joni Mitchell's Big Yellow Taxi!
 
2020-07-03 3:22:42 PM  

akya: Other ideas for the parking lot:
could we do live theatre featuring the "people of Wal-Mart" Players?

Perhaps Electric cart jousting with pool noodles?


The hate is strong with you isn't it?
 
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