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(TMZ)   They set a guillotine in front of the Bezos Mansion? They set a guillotine in front of the Bezos mansion. Can someone confirm that they set a guillotine in front of the Bezos mansion? Yes, indeed, they set a guillotine in front of the Bezos mansion   (tmz.com) divider line
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2020-07-02 11:57:37 AM  
Are they insane? That's nowhere near large enough to actually be functional.
 
2020-07-02 12:51:20 PM  
I need some perspective about this. Am I supposed to be poutraged because he has more money than everyone associated with fark (past, present and future). or because he is a thorn in the side of the tangerine terror?

Could go either way.
 
2020-07-02 12:52:17 PM  

croesius: Are they insane? That's nowhere near large enough to actually be functional.


I should think that depends on what they plan to amputate with it.

A smaller guillotine suggests they're going to take off his limbs first.
 
2020-07-02 12:58:18 PM  
Not clicking a TMZ link, who is "they"?
 
2020-07-02 12:58:43 PM  
Somebody should build one in front of the White House with a big sign, next event: January 21, 2021.
 
2020-07-02 12:58:52 PM  

wandero: croesius: Are they insane? That's nowhere near large enough to actually be functional.

I should think that depends on what they plan to amputate with it.

A smaller guillotine suggests they're going to take off his limbs first.


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2020-07-02 1:00:48 PM  
Also, I built a functioning mini-guillotine with balsa wood and a razorblade for a world history project on the French revolution in high school.  I don't remember if the teacher kept it or not.
 
2020-07-02 1:01:59 PM  
Bring Forth the Guillotine
Youtube 0yjkvOBuR80
 
2020-07-02 1:10:50 PM  

Farce-Side: Not clicking a TMZ link, who is "they"?



Uh, those people
 
2020-07-02 1:14:52 PM  
It would be extra funny if they got the parts on Amazon.
 
2020-07-02 1:15:36 PM  
Sure it's not a cigar cutter?
 
2020-07-02 1:20:19 PM  
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2020-07-02 1:20:25 PM  

brizzle365: I need some perspective about this. Am I supposed to be poutraged because he has more money than everyone associated with fark (past, present and future). or because he is a thorn in the side of the tangerine terror?

Could go either way.


I guess as a fight reference itd be like Jon Jones vs. Greg Hardy. They are both terrible people who youd like to see destroy each other with no real winner.
 
2020-07-02 1:28:02 PM  
This fun new trend of marching up to someone's home and threatening them is going to end really badly. I wouldn't shed a single tear if Bezo's security detail shot a couple of these protesters.
 
2020-07-02 1:37:43 PM  
"Why are those large security guards pointing guns at us?"

"Maybe it's because we showed up with a big crowd, chanting 'death to the rich,' while hauling a guillotine?"

"Well, that's silly. It's not like we set fire to the place yet."

"You're holding a lit Molotov cocktail."

"It's cold outside."

"It's ninety degrees."

"Mosquito repellent?"

"I don't buy that, and I'm the guy who drove you here."

"Run?"

"..."
 
2020-07-02 1:47:27 PM  

LesserEvil: Somebody should build one in front of the White House with a big sign, next event: January 21, 2021.


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2020-07-02 2:01:02 PM  
That's weird.  I came here to see the leftists' tirades about how it is time to actually use real guillotines.

Leaving disappointed.  For now.
 
2020-07-02 2:01:12 PM  

Magnanimous_J: This fun new trend of marching up to someone's home and threatening them is going to end really badly. I wouldn't shed a single tear if Bezo's security detail shot a couple of these protesters.


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2020-07-02 2:08:48 PM  

Farce-Side: Also, I built a functioning mini-guillotine with balsa wood and a razorblade for a world history project on the French revolution in high school.  I don't remember if the teacher kept it or not.


I built one of those for a science fair!
An electric chair (non functional) the year after.

/I was probably on a list
//most likely still am
 
2020-07-02 2:16:10 PM  
Edgy.
 
2020-07-02 2:24:09 PM  

croesius: Farce-Side: Also, I built a functioning mini-guillotine with balsa wood and a razorblade for a world history project on the French revolution in high school.  I don't remember if the teacher kept it or not.

I built one of those for a science fair!
An electric chair (non functional) the year after.

/I was probably on a list
//most likely still am


My senior year, myself and another student shared the dubious honor of being (unofficially, of course) dubbed "Most Likely To Be Questioned By the FBI- Maybe More Than Once."

Popular opinion was that the other guy was destined for a Unibomber type career whereas I, if I didn't personally join some sort of subversive anti-government, V For Vendetta group, was the sort who'd wind up friends with so many members the feebs would regularly want to chat about what might be going on Tuesday next.

::internet fist bump::
 
2020-07-02 2:28:36 PM  
Next time that 48 pack of AA batteries, USB-C cable, and new cartridge of black printer toner BETTER BE HERE BY TUESDAY JEFF!!!
 
2020-07-02 2:29:09 PM  

LewDux: wandero: croesius: Are they insane? That's nowhere near large enough to actually be functional.

I should think that depends on what they plan to amputate with it.

A smaller guillotine suggests they're going to take off his limbs first.

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I am here for this exact moment.
 
2020-07-02 2:55:42 PM  
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2020-07-02 3:54:59 PM  

croesius: Are they insane? That's nowhere near large enough to actually be functional.


Which head are they after?
 
2020-07-02 3:55:54 PM  

LesserEvil: Somebody should build one in front of the White House with a big sign, next event: January 21, 2021.


Give Biden a chance.
 
2020-07-02 3:57:46 PM  

Ecobuckeye: Farce-Side: Not clicking a TMZ link, who is "they"?


Uh, those people


So it could be 8 billion people minus Bill Gates. That narrows it down a bit.
 
2020-07-02 4:25:14 PM  

croesius: Are they insane? That's nowhere near large enough to actually be functional.


I bet they bought it on Amazon.
 
2020-07-02 4:27:44 PM  

croesius: Are they insane? That's nowhere near large enough to actually be functional.


As the video slowly zoomed out, I was going to say that, then I was going to say "meh, a model makes a point," then I saw that they made it more than twice as tall as they allowed for the "blade" to travel... like wtf dudes? No one's afraid of that level of disorganization.
 
2020-07-02 4:36:30 PM  
Fark: Death threats are bad! Except when against people we dislike, then they're perfectly acceptable! But not against anyone others might dislike, then death threats are always bad!
 
2020-07-02 4:53:33 PM  
Is one of the leaders named Robespierre?
 
2020-07-02 5:08:17 PM  

Moroning: croesius: Are they insane? That's nowhere near large enough to actually be functional.

I bet they bought it on Amazon.


That one looks more like it came from Wish
 
2020-07-02 5:14:12 PM  

xxBirdMadGirlxx: croesius: Farce-Side: Also, I built a functioning mini-guillotine with balsa wood and a razorblade for a world history project on the French revolution in high school.  I don't remember if the teacher kept it or not.

I built one of those for a science fair!
An electric chair (non functional) the year after.

/I was probably on a list
//most likely still am

My senior year, myself and another student shared the dubious honor of being (unofficially, of course) dubbed "Most Likely To Be Questioned By the FBI- Maybe More Than Once."

Popular opinion was that the other guy was destined for a Unibomber type career whereas I, if I didn't personally join some sort of subversive anti-government, V For Vendetta group, was the sort who'd wind up friends with so many members the feebs would regularly want to chat about what might be going on Tuesday next.

::internet fist bump::


I think the statute of limitations has run out, so CAB:

In high school, my friends and I used 2-liter bottles and household cleaners to blow up some mailboxes in the middle of the night.  First, we made local Crimestoppers.  There was a re-enactment in which a small child finds a 2-liter bottle that could be a bomb! (I can assure you that we watched each of them blow up, personally, in real time, at  3am with no kids around).

Then the FBI came to town.  They used some office space above Chuck E Cheese and started interrogating people.  We were in a small red truck; there was another group of guys in town, 1 year behind us in school, several of whom had low-riding, tricked out small red trucks of the same model (my friend's was a POS; those kids' families had a little more money than ours; we hated those guys of course). The FBI questioned everyone in that group, most of them multiple times.

We were never questioned even once.  The FBI guys left town, we had several good laughs, a good time was had by all.  Well, not all, I guess.

/As an adult, I would've absolutely hated high-school-me's punk ass
 
2020-07-02 5:26:27 PM  
Time For Guillotines
Youtube EewyxUQpYls
 
2020-07-02 5:37:05 PM  

Ivo Shandor: [Fark user image 850x565]


That has been my computer background for about a month now.

There are a lot of people I'd like to use that fancy hair-cutter on, I can tell you...
 
2020-07-02 5:46:45 PM  

Magnanimous_J: This fun new trend of marching up to someone's home and threatening them is going to end really badly. I wouldn't shed a single tear if Bezo's security detail shot a couple of these protesters.


yeah because only police in riot gear are allowed to do that
 
2020-07-02 5:49:17 PM  
talk to me when they show up at the White House and Mitch McConnell's house.

otherwise, aint nuthin gonna change.

/best start was when Trump ran for the WH bomb shelter.  That's when they started to worry.
 
2020-07-02 5:57:38 PM  

Boojum2k: Fark: Death threats are bad! Except when against people we dislike, then they're perfectly acceptable! But not against anyone others might dislike, then death threats are always bad!


fear is a powerful tactic.  used against the correct people, it can move mountains and shake the world.

Just see the "Red Scare", the "Yellow Peril", the "War on Terror", the "War on Drugs", the increased militarization of law enforcement, all White Supremacist groups, etc.
 
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