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(Washington Post)   For $580,600 you and your loved one can have COVID with Donald Trump   (washingtonpost.com) divider line
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2020-07-02 10:36:58 AM  
I've seen the menu for that event.  It's quite the spread.

Appetizer
Bag of tiny sliding hamberders
French fries

Main Course
Prime rib with ketchup glaze (well-done only)
French fries with cheese sauce
French fries dyed green so they look a bit like string beans

Dessert
Wendy's chocolate shake with French fries
 
2020-07-02 10:48:37 AM  
$580,600?  Hey, that's almost as much as your hospital bill will be if you survive the virus!
 
2020-07-02 11:04:28 AM  
that money is going straight into his pocket. how does anyone monitor an event like this?
 
2020-07-02 11:10:14 AM  

dadio86: that money is going straight into his pocket. how does anyone monitor an event like this?


I hope it does. Every dollar going in to his pocket won't be a dollar spent on his re-election.
 
2020-07-02 11:11:55 AM  
And also, I've never rooted for COVID before, but if there was ever a motherfarker who should catch it, it's Donald "do nothing but sabotage the US while COVID kills 130,000+ Americans and counting" Trump.
 
2020-07-02 11:21:00 AM  
If this isn't an argument for federally funded elections, I don't know what is.
 
2020-07-02 11:21:52 AM  
President Trump is beloved of the great God, Nurgle. See how he grows the wealth the Grandfather bestows upon him!
 
2020-07-02 11:39:53 AM  
I wouldn't mind pitching in to a Go Fund Me if someone 'does' have it & wants to go...
 
2020-07-02 12:05:49 PM  
What else do you get back along with the virus?
 
2020-07-02 1:08:08 PM  

Psychopusher: I've seen the menu for that event.  It's quite the spread.

Appetizer
Bag of tiny sliding hamberders
French fries

Main Course
Prime rib with ketchup glaze (well-done only)
French fries with cheese sauce
French fries dyed green so they look a bit like string beans

Dessert
Wendy's chocolate shake with French fries


No salad, sign me up.

However, I would never put ketchup on Prime rib, or cheese on my fries. I also don't like chocolate, so I'll change my previous statement to "count me out"

My NY strips are far better than prime rib, so this whole menu is pretty much a fail.
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2020-07-02 2:17:39 PM  

pup.socket: What else do you get back along with the virus?


The shame of having paid $580,600 for someone to infect you?
 
2020-07-02 2:22:40 PM  
Dox everyone who gives more than $100k to an election in the interest of transparency.
 
2020-07-03 3:13:50 AM  

OldRod: pup.socket: What else do you get back along with the virus?

The shame of having paid $580,600 for someone to infect you?


If you have $600k to shell out for a dinner with Trump, you don't know what shame is.
 
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