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(Marketwatch)   In an interview yesterday Trump asserted he LIKED wearing masks because "they make me look like the Lone Ranger". Which means he's never actually SEEN the Lone Ranger, or he's wearing the mask VERY wrong   (marketwatch.com) divider line
    More: Fail, Johns Hopkins University, Goldman Sachs, Donald Trump, Johns Hopkins, face masks, President Donald Trump, Rockefeller Center, The Lone Ranger  
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2020-07-02 9:48:16 AM  
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2020-07-02 9:55:25 AM  
Dude grew up in the 1950s. He definitely knows what the Lone Ranger looks like.
 
2020-07-02 10:39:10 AM  
The gimp mask you wear when you are with Vlad doesn't count, Donnie.
 
2020-07-02 10:44:35 AM  
Just a reminder that the reason The Lone Ranger used silver bullets was to emphasize the value of human life, and the cost of taking one.  There's a lot you could choose to emulate about The Lone Ranger.  Trump likes the mask.
 
2020-07-02 10:47:56 AM  
Yeah, but he also almost certainly thinks the Lone Ranger's real name is Kemosabe.
 
2020-07-02 10:58:59 AM  
So he really is that kid from Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory. The one who lived for TV.
 
2020-07-02 11:02:42 AM  
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2020-07-02 11:03:43 AM  

Nadie_AZ: So he really is that kid from Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory. The one who lived for TV.


I feel he is more a combination of every character in that entire movie except for Willy Wonka and Charlie Bucket.

/especially the candy shop owner
//that perv
 
2020-07-02 11:09:14 AM  
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2020-07-02 11:21:09 AM  
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2020-07-02 11:21:35 AM  

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Came here for this
Leaving satisfied
 
2020-07-02 11:22:57 AM  

Nadie_AZ: So he really is that kid from Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory. The one who lived for TV.


Mike Teevee and yep
 
2020-07-02 11:23:41 AM  
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Every farking day.
 
2020-07-02 11:25:00 AM  

grokca: The gimp mask you wear when you are with Vlad doesn't count, Donnie.


Vlad is Donnie's Loan Arranger

/yuk yuk
 
2020-07-02 11:26:16 AM  
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2020-07-02 11:26:51 AM  
I like wearing masks because it throws off facial recognition software, protects me germs, and protects others from my germs.  Chaos Goblin is a moron.
 
2020-07-02 11:28:20 AM  
The emperor is wearing no mask.
 
2020-07-02 11:29:04 AM  

FlashHarry: Dude grew up in the 1950s. He definitely knows what the Lone Ranger looks like.

Dude grew up


You sure about that part?
 
2020-07-02 11:29:58 AM  
Think of all the money he could have saved on cheap make-up if he had been wearing a mask this whole time.
 
2020-07-02 11:33:12 AM  
I, too, say things to my children to help them associate eating their vegetables/putting on their pj's/taking a bath with their favorite fictional characters. Wonder which of Trump's handlers came up with this one?
 
2020-07-02 11:33:19 AM  
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2020-07-02 11:34:34 AM  

Nuuu: Just a reminder that the reason The Lone Ranger used silver bullets was to emphasize the value of human life, and the cost of taking one.  There's a lot you could choose to emulate about The Lone Ranger.  Trump likes the mask.


The Lone Ranger: I only use silver bullets.
Horse: Dafuq you just say?
 
2020-07-02 11:34:46 AM  
Subby sounds Triggered.

/ I'll see myself out.
 
2020-07-02 11:36:57 AM  
See none of that pedo shiat Donnie did with Epstein's girls counts because he was wearing a mask. No backsies, chexmix.
 
2020-07-02 11:37:54 AM  
You know what, this is one thing to maybe not nitpick over. If he's coming around on mask wearing that can only be a good thing. Assuming he is, who can even tell with him?
 
2020-07-02 11:40:30 AM  

Nadie_AZ: So he really is that kid from Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory. The one who lived for TV.


No, because for all his flaws that kid was extremely smart.   He's still Veruca Salt
 
2020-07-02 11:42:02 AM  

Magorn: Nadie_AZ: So he really is that kid from Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory. The one who lived for TV.

No, because for all his flaws that kid was extremely smart.   He's still Veruca Salt


He's also Augustus Scoop, uhmm Gloop.
 
2020-07-02 11:42:26 AM  
He's trying to make "Lone Warrior" as his new nickname happen. It's not going to happen.
 
2020-07-02 11:45:27 AM  

Tr0mBoNe: Nadie_AZ: So he really is that kid from Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory. The one who lived for TV.

I feel he is more a combination of every character in that entire movie except for Willy Wonka and Charlie Bucket.

/especially the candy shop owner
//that perv


Not quite. He's more like the anti-Violet, turning everyone else blue.
 
2020-07-02 11:47:00 AM  
He probably wears a maxi pad when he can't find anything else.

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2020-07-02 11:47:10 AM  
It makes sense - many of the train robbers, cattle rustlers or other villains in The Lone Ranger probably wore bandanas over their faces to hide their identities. And since those are the characters Lil' Donnie Two-Scoops most closely identifies with...
 
2020-07-02 12:00:16 PM  
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Hi Ho Silver Away!
 
2020-07-02 12:01:40 PM  
What the fark ever. Just wear one and calm down the cult. I hope he swings at the end of all this, but this has a chance at having at least some positive impact.
 
stk
2020-07-02 12:02:00 PM  
He's just joking!
(He's not joking)
 
2020-07-02 12:07:39 PM  
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Sigh.
 
2020-07-02 12:14:43 PM  
If only this could happen.....

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Imagine the number of lives that would be saved.......

 
2020-07-02 12:17:20 PM  
I mean, it only makes sense that he thinks a mask makes him look like the star of a radio drama.
 
2020-07-02 12:17:23 PM  
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2020-07-02 12:25:00 PM  
Remember...Underwear is just a mask for your butthole...
 
2020-07-02 12:39:41 PM  

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How can you pluralize the Lone Ranger?
 
2020-07-02 12:42:52 PM  
You SURE all the animals are out of the barn?  Gonna shut these doors now.
 
2020-07-02 12:52:41 PM  
He's a real estate guy: Trump meant the LOAN ARRANGER.
 
2020-07-02 12:57:34 PM  
"It was a dark, black mask, and I thought it looked OK "

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He wants to be one of the cool kids again.
 
2020-07-02 12:59:38 PM  

Mr. Shabooboo: Remember...Underwear is just a mask filter for your butthole...

- Fart Machine


ftfy
 
2020-07-02 1:07:23 PM  
Let's hope that fat fark doesn't get on a horse.
 
2020-07-02 1:08:55 PM  

Tailspin Tommy: Think of all the money he could have saved on cheap make-up if he had been wearing a mask this whole time.


I'm still surprised there isn't photos of trump without his manly makeup.
 
2020-07-02 1:38:58 PM  
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2020-07-02 1:58:38 PM  
Translation: Trump likes wearing his gimp mask for Putin.
 
2020-07-02 2:53:56 PM  
He saw the twitter picture of that guy on the plane and thought, "hey, if I had a black mask I'd probably look pretty cool doing that.*"

*Attempted translation from whatever Trump considers rational thought.
 
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