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(Yahoo)   Asinine: Sheriff warns protesters, or, as he calls them "godless disruptors" to stay out of his county or he will "deputize every gun owner in this county" to deal with them. Strange: {insert famous question from 'Blazing Saddles here}   (news.yahoo.com) divider line
    More: Florida, Police, Constable, Clay County Sheriff Darryl Daniels, Sheriff, Coroner, Mike Taylor, Jacksonville Sheriff's Office, viral videos  
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2020-07-02 10:00:08 AM  
Assholes can be found in every race and nationality, and law enforcement offers opportunities for all of them.
 
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2020-07-02 10:06:15 AM  
Sounds like a tyrant is just itching to water that tree of liberty.
 
2020-07-02 10:27:08 AM  

Garza and the Supermutants: Assholes can be found in every race and nationality, and law enforcement offers opportunities for all of them.


Yep.  FTA:

Daniels, the county's first Black sheriff, is himself under investigation by the Florida Department of Law Enforcement related to an affair he had with a fellow officer when he was at the Jacksonville Sheriff's Office and a subsequent false arrest of that officer.

The corrupting influence of power knows no boundaries.
 
2020-07-02 10:48:48 AM  
Where da white women at?
 
2020-07-02 10:49:38 AM  
Again?
 
2020-07-02 10:50:08 AM  
Who posted this? Pete, or his twin brother?
 
2020-07-02 10:51:11 AM  
he is that one guy with a tiny peener.
bet you
 
2020-07-02 10:51:13 AM  
REEEEEEpeat
 
2020-07-02 10:51:56 AM  
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2020-07-02 10:52:10 AM  

Jelly Bean Raider: REEEEEEpeat


And already reported as such :).
 
2020-07-02 10:52:13 AM  
Well if that isn't the most racist fark title i've ever seen.

I guess you think it's strange because you truly believe that the color of a man's skin dictates what thoughts and opinions he must have.
 
2020-07-02 10:52:18 AM  
Love me some Blazing Saddles, but I don't know what question is so famous. Anybody want to help me out?
 
2020-07-02 10:52:58 AM  
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2020-07-02 10:53:23 AM  
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2020-07-02 10:53:50 AM  

Psychopompous: Love me some Blazing Saddles, but I don't know what question is so famous. Anybody want to help me out?


to tell a family secret, my grandmother was Dutch
 
2020-07-02 10:53:56 AM  
Famous question from Blazing Saddles?

"So tell me, schatze...is it twue your people are gifted?"
 
2020-07-02 10:54:53 AM  
BEST way to dump all of this PC crap is to make every kid over the age of 12 to watch the UNCUT
version of Blazing Saddles at least once a month, until they graduate high school.  By the time they
are out, they will ditch the PC crap and get on with their lives instead of acting like a bunch of
woke dingbats.
 
2020-07-02 10:56:29 AM  
"Disruptive" protesting is more acceptable to people when it's someplace else.

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2020-07-02 10:56:47 AM  

catchow: Famous question from Blazing Saddles?

"So tell me, schatze...is it twue your people are gifted?"


I thought the famous question was. 
Do we have the strength to carry on this mighty task in one night...
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2020-07-02 10:57:00 AM  

p51d007: BEST way to dump all of this PC crap is to make every kid over the age of 12 to watch the UNCUT
version of Blazing Saddles at least once a month, until they graduate high school.  By the time they
are out, they will ditch the PC crap and get on with their lives instead of acting like a bunch of
woke dingbats.


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2020-07-02 10:57:23 AM  
DIIIINNNNGGG
 
2020-07-02 10:57:39 AM  

jso2897: Who posted this? Pete, or his twin brother?


Lot of repeats are queued up in the greenlights today too, more than usual.
 
2020-07-02 11:00:34 AM  
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My first thought was Lethal Weapon
 
2020-07-02 11:01:15 AM  
"The Sherriff is ani(*BONG*)...diot"
 
2020-07-02 11:01:32 AM  
We're gonna need a shiatload of dimes?
 
2020-07-02 11:02:46 AM  
Glad to see Uncle Ruckus (no relation) finally got a job.
 
2020-07-02 11:02:58 AM  
"Daniels is a first-term sheriff up for reelection who has said he wants to one day be a congressman. He is being challenged by six opponents"

I can't quite put my finger on it, but I have this strange feeling this might be relevant somehow.
 
2020-07-02 11:03:51 AM  
He seems to be overcompensating for something.
 
2020-07-02 11:04:43 AM  

vudukungfu: he is that one guy with a tiny peener.
bet you


There's only one?
 
2020-07-02 11:04:50 AM  

Just another Heartland Weirdass: [img.libquotes.com image 850x446]


That's a Travis Bickle quote, not Robert DeNiro.

You quote the writer or character, not the actor. Otherwise a line from Hamlet would be attributed to a thousand or more people.
 
2020-07-02 11:04:50 AM  

Just another Heartland Weirdass: [img.libquotes.com image 850x446]


/Not sure if serious
 
2020-07-02 11:05:34 AM  
The county I grew up in. Sounds about right. (It's gotten worse in the 25 years since I left)
 
2020-07-02 11:06:10 AM  
Is it - Nevermind that shiat, here comes Mongo!!!
 
2020-07-02 11:06:19 AM  

MLWS: p51d007: BEST way to dump all of this PC crap is to make every kid over the age of 12 to watch the UNCUT
version of Blazing Saddles at least once a month, until they graduate high school.  By the time they
are out, they will ditch the PC crap and get on with their lives instead of acting like a bunch of
woke dingbats.

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Why, that's treating people with respect gone mad!
 
2020-07-02 11:06:41 AM  
I'd lay even money on most of that asshats who show up armed to be given their toy badges are probably felons who aren't supposed to have guns in the first place.
 
2020-07-02 11:06:46 AM  
Mongo but pawn in great game of life.
 
2020-07-02 11:10:05 AM  
All those gun owners can already legally shoot someone if they are possibly endangered. What the sheriff is implying is that by being deputized means they shoot with impunity. Another part of the problem right there.
 
2020-07-02 11:13:03 AM  

Stratohead: I'd lay even money on most of that asshats who show up armed to be given their toy badges are probably felons who aren't supposed to have guns in the first place.


How does a felon acquire a gun?
 
2020-07-02 11:25:33 AM  

Parrahs: "Daniels is a first-term sheriff up for reelection who has said he wants to one day be a congressman. He is being challenged by six opponents"

I can't quite put my finger on it, but I have this strange feeling this might be relevant somehow.


Canadian here so excuse a stupid question, but... Sheriff is essentially the commander of the local police, but doesn't require any police experience and isn't awarded based on competency but elected by the local population and are accountable to them to keep their job and be re-elected right?  Wiki says that some counties may require some law enforcement background but not always.

Does this cause anyone's spidey sense to tingle?

And a Sheriff can deputize basically anyone right?  So, like is attracting like, again sometimes without merit...likewise without training other than to keep Sheriff in place...

So large cities like LA are basically their own county and have their own police.  May be better trained and equipped but there's little accountability or over watch to call out poor performance.  But rural counties could literally be Dukes of Hazard like?
 
2020-07-02 11:26:54 AM  
Forming a posse of local armed folk in this day and age is a bad idea in any area.   Forming one in many areas of Florida is asking for trouble.   Just because someone can legally own a gun doesn't mean they are responsible with it as that is not a requirement for gun ownership.
 
2020-07-02 11:28:54 AM  

rockymountainrider: Parrahs: "Daniels is a first-term sheriff up for reelection who has said he wants to one day be a congressman. He is being challenged by six opponents"

I can't quite put my finger on it, but I have this strange feeling this might be relevant somehow.

Canadian here so excuse a stupid question, but... Sheriff is essentially the commander of the local police, but doesn't require any police experience and isn't awarded based on competency but elected by the local population and are accountable to them to keep their job and be re-elected right?  Wiki says that some counties may require some law enforcement background but not always.

Does this cause anyone's spidey sense to tingle?

And a Sheriff can deputize basically anyone right?  So, like is attracting like, again sometimes without merit...likewise without training other than to keep Sheriff in place...

So large cities like LA are basically their own county and have their own police.  May be better trained and equipped but there's little accountability or over watch to call out poor performance.  But rural counties could literally be Dukes of Hazard like?


That is it in essential but until a candidate has to have police experience to get any traction to get elected as that would be immediately called out . Honestly the idea of electing a sheriff has never made much sense to me.
 
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