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(Reuters)   Iran's nuclear shed facility is on fire and they can't photoshop it out   (reuters.com) divider line
    More: Obvious, International Atomic Energy Agency, Iran's Natanz, Enriched uranium, Nuclear weapon, nuclear facility, Nuclear proliferation, Uranium, Natanz Fuel Enrichment Plant  
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2020-07-02 4:26:26 PM  
Fire a nuclear facility? Everything is fine? I bet they have a super reliable RBMK....
 
2020-07-02 8:14:24 PM  

iheartscotch: Fire a nuclear facility? Everything is fine? I bet they have a super reliable RBMK....


This guy will will sort it out no problems.

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2020-07-02 8:15:59 PM  
This is the third explosion/fire in Iran thread this week. My degree in urban planning from SimCity tells me they should build more fire stations.
 
2020-07-02 8:16:04 PM  
"There has been no interruption in the work of the enrichment site which is underground and no damage to the site."

I guess try number two is a GO, then.
 
2020-07-02 8:17:45 PM  
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2020-07-02 8:18:48 PM  
They seem to be having a lot of random explosions and fires recently.
 
2020-07-02 8:19:37 PM  
Incredibly rare Natanz trifecta achieved!  Repeat on Main, plus Geek thread as well!
 
2020-07-02 8:20:04 PM  
3.6 hour blaze. Not Great, Not Terrible
 
2020-07-02 8:21:06 PM  
I blame Flint, Trump and Bolton.

So do the Iranians.

You should too.
 
2020-07-02 8:22:03 PM  

Intel154: Incredibly rare Natanz trifecta achieved!  Repeat on Main, plus Geek thread as well!


Nobody thought to put it in the Politics thread? Massive Fark News Fail! See my previous post on how to rectify this.
 
2020-07-02 8:22:34 PM  

MLWS: iheartscotch: Fire a nuclear facility? Everything is fine? I bet they have a super reliable RBMK....

This guy will will sort it out no problems.

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What, by whipping up a souffle?
 
2020-07-02 8:27:49 PM  
Don't they have a back up shed?

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2020-07-02 8:27:59 PM  
Can one be high enough in the sky to be undetectable yet still drop an effective MOAB?
 
2020-07-02 8:28:56 PM  
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2020-07-02 8:29:41 PM  
Well, that is dandy.
 
2020-07-02 8:34:30 PM  
If I were Iranian, I would start listening to A Flock Of Seagulls.
 
2020-07-02 8:38:38 PM  

C18H27NO3: Can one be high enough in the sky to be undetectable yet still drop an effective MOAB?


Maybe . . . 

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2020-07-02 8:41:10 PM  
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2020-07-02 8:44:56 PM  

brantgoose: I blame Flint, Trump and Bolton.

So do the Iranians.

You should too.


If they were actually at fault they would be talking about it 24/7.

This is something else, it's not clear what.
 
2020-07-02 8:45:48 PM  
Thanks, Isreal
 
2020-07-02 8:55:21 PM  
Again?
 
2020-07-02 9:03:16 PM  
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Thanks, Ric, now here's Vanessa with the weather.
 
2020-07-02 9:20:02 PM  
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2020-07-02 9:58:54 PM  

brantgoose: I blame Flint, Trump and Bolton.

So do the Iranians.

You should too.


Goddam Michigan again!
 
2020-07-02 10:00:09 PM  

C18H27NO3: Can one be high enough in the sky to be undetectable yet still drop an effective MOAB?


Like some kind of Space Force?
 
2020-07-02 10:08:52 PM  
One is an accident.
Two is coincidence.
Three is enemy action.
 
2020-07-02 10:09:34 PM  

NearCanuck: C18H27NO3: Can one be high enough in the sky to be undetectable yet still drop an effective MOAB?

Like some kind of Space Force?


Rod of God, kids.
 
2020-07-02 10:19:49 PM  
Hopefully they have State Farm

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2020-07-02 10:32:26 PM  
Sounds like they're between Iraq and a hard place, amarite?!

Yaaaaaaaa!

Ok, that was a piss poor attempt.

But, to be fair, the original quote is pretty dumb.
 
2020-07-02 10:37:37 PM  

Archie Goodwin: One is an accident.
Two is coincidence.
Three is enemy action.


Yeah, but which enemy?  Israel would be my guess, as the U.S. under Trump isn't competent enough to tie its own shoelaces let alone pull something like this off.  I read Iraq as a potential culprit and thought, "Nah... no chance."
 
2020-07-02 10:40:36 PM  

mactheknife: Archie Goodwin: One is an accident.
Two is coincidence.
Three is enemy action.

Yeah, but which enemy?  Israel would be my guess, as the U.S. under Trump isn't competent enough to tie its own shoelaces let alone pull something like this off.  I read Iraq as a potential culprit and thought, "Nah... no chance."


There are still enough competent people that the US could pull it off, but Trump wouldn't be able to keep quiet about it.
 
2020-07-02 10:53:37 PM  

mactheknife: Archie Goodwin: One is an accident.
Two is coincidence.
Three is enemy action.

Yeah, but which enemy?  Israel would be my guess, as the U.S. under Trump isn't competent enough to tie its own shoelaces let alone pull something like this off.  I read Iraq as a potential culprit and thought, "Nah... no chance."


That would be my guess too. Anything else and you are starting to write the plot to the next blockbuster spy novel.
 
2020-07-02 11:11:07 PM  

zamboni: Sounds like they're between Iraq and a hard place, amarite?!

Yaaaaaaaa!

Ok, that was a piss poor attempt.

But, to be fair, the original quote is pretty dumb.


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2020-07-02 11:37:17 PM  
You know we might be in trouble when they are using sheds instead of buildings for a nuke installation.
 
2020-07-03 12:19:09 AM  
Easy 2 minutes in paint, subby.

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2020-07-03 4:17:29 AM  
The Mossad sure is busy lately .
 
2020-07-03 5:08:34 AM  

Jyster: The Mossad sure is busy lately .


My bet as well. I wouldn't be surprised if another Arab Gulf country is involved as well. A few similar incidents in Iran in the last couple of weeks which they claim are gas leaks and such of course. They must have been trying to speed up their uranium enrichment again.
 
2020-07-03 6:47:32 AM  

joker420: You know we might be in trouble when they are using sheds instead of buildings for a nuke installation.


This may come as a surprise to you but sheds are in fact a type of building.
 
2020-07-03 9:02:48 AM  

ToughActinProlactin: joker420: You know we might be in trouble when they are using sheds instead of buildings for a nuke installation.

This may come as a surprise to you but sheds are in fact a type of building.


Duh, I have one in my backyard.
 
2020-07-03 9:14:57 AM  
It's not bad but it's not terrible.
 
2020-07-03 3:50:52 PM  

joker420: ToughActinProlactin: joker420: You know we might be in trouble when they are using sheds instead of buildings for a nuke installation.

This may come as a surprise to you but sheds are in fact a type of building.

Duh, I have one in my backyard.


Do you need a review of what instead means then? Because you said sheds instead of buildings. That's kind of exclusive.
 
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