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(Daily Star) Boobies Fired female Ukrainian politician dons eye-popping swimsuit to launch new boobie party to 'fight corruption' of male political prostitutes (possible nsfw content on page)   (dailystar.co.uk) divider line
    More: Boobies, Politics, Aleksandra Klitina, Political party, new political party, former minister, Ukraine's deputy infrastructure minister, launch of her own political party, Political corruption  
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2020-07-02 7:41:13 AM  
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2020-07-02 7:45:43 AM  
Her platform seems big enough, not sure how natural she came about it, but as long as she is firm then god willing it will all work out.
 
2020-07-02 8:04:07 AM  
She should have no problem racking up interest in her views.
 
2020-07-02 8:08:41 AM  
Aleksandra Klitina made the announcement on YouTube that she would be fighting "corruption problems" in Ukraine


She's commonly referred to as, A-Klit.
 
2020-07-02 8:39:43 AM  
очень хорошо
 
2020-07-02 8:45:03 AM  
Well, silicon is the most common element in the Earth's crust.
 
2020-07-02 9:19:57 AM  
Haven't seen lips like that since Don Knott's was alive
 
2020-07-02 9:21:56 AM  
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2020-07-02 9:22:09 AM  
Nice
 
2020-07-02 9:22:11 AM  
Honestly, if this catches on in the U.S., we'd be run entirely by people with amazing boobs in 2 election cycles.
 
2020-07-02 9:22:33 AM  
Eyes aren't the only thing popping.
 
2020-07-02 9:22:55 AM  
That's a party I can get between.
 
2020-07-02 9:24:53 AM  
There's more plastic on her than in the oceans.
 
2020-07-02 9:25:07 AM  
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2020-07-02 9:25:25 AM  
I am guessing her political followers tend to be on the very hard right?
 
2020-07-02 9:26:06 AM  

physt: Honestly, if this catches on in the U.S., we'd be run entirely by people with amazing boobs in 2 election cycles.


It's been tried:
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2020-07-02 9:26:26 AM  

physt: Honestly, if this catches on in the U.S., we'd be run entirely by people with amazing boobs in 2 election cycles.


Instead of just the plain boobs we have now?
 
2020-07-02 9:26:51 AM  

Badmoodman: Aleksandra Klitina made the announcement on YouTube that she would be fighting "corruption problems" in Ukraine


She's commonly referred to as, A-Klit.


Okay, we're done here. Please don't forget your personal belongings when you're leaving the thread.
 
2020-07-02 9:27:07 AM  

winedrinkingman: I am guessing her political followers tend to be on the very hard right?


Sorry, I prematurely posted.  What I meant to say was...

I am guessing her political followers tend to be on the very hard right?

Or the very hard left?

Either way they are certainly hard.
 
2020-07-02 9:27:15 AM  

physt: Honestly, if this catches on in the U.S., we'd be run entirely by people with amazing boobs in 2 election cycles.


I'm voting for Milana Vayntrub for US/Kazahk relations advisor.
 
2020-07-02 9:27:49 AM  
We're linking to The Sun? How about a Weekly World News backup?
 
2020-07-02 9:28:20 AM  
My suggestion for party mascot.

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2020-07-02 9:29:21 AM  

physt: Honestly, if this catches on in the U.S., we'd be run entirely by people with amazing boobs in 2 election cycles.


We're already there, have you seen the set on Trump?
 
2020-07-02 9:30:31 AM  

Penguin_named_Nori: We're linking to The Sun? How about a Weekly World News backup?


Hey now, the Sun is news for people who don't like information. Be nice.
 
2020-07-02 9:30:44 AM  

Blathering Idjut: physt: Honestly, if this catches on in the U.S., we'd be run entirely by people with amazing boobs in 2 election cycles.

Instead of just the plain boobs we have now?


The boobs we have now are fake, but they're desperately trying to present themselves as authentic, lifting themselves up and trying to separate from the pack. It's a bit sad, really.

Enter Klitina, who makes no pretensions; and while she could undoubtedly be twice the boob that any of those male jagoffs are, she has put her boobery front and center in an effort to get people to see that the politician behind the boobs is yet worthy of the office.

// unlike the previous boobs - which, again, were just sagging and lifeless and not at all perky
 
2020-07-02 9:33:14 AM  
It is reported that her new political party doesn't have many members at the moment and the video address seemed to have drawn the public's attention to her appearance.

No members? None?

Pretty sure I know where she can find one.

Rightcheer.
 
2020-07-02 9:33:24 AM  
I've seen Red Sparrow.  It's a business -- sex and politics in the Exotic Borscht Belt.
 
2020-07-02 9:33:48 AM  
I see the Ceylons have reached the Ukraine.

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2020-07-02 9:35:00 AM  

physt: Honestly, if this catches on in the U.S., we'd be run entirely by people with amazing boobs in 2 election cycles.


Getting actual "people with amazing boobs" will be an improvement -- right now all we have are the amazing boobs.
 
2020-07-02 9:45:00 AM  
Hey! That's my Internet girlfriend!
 
2020-07-02 9:50:00 AM  
Pardon me. Was that really necessary?
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2020-07-02 9:51:06 AM  
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2020-07-02 9:58:17 AM  
I've seen worse pitches.
 
2020-07-02 10:01:39 AM  
I'd filibuster that for three minutes.
 
2020-07-02 10:26:09 AM  
That website makes me feel like I need a penicillin shot.
 
2020-07-02 10:30:18 AM  

Porkbelly: Well, silicon is the most common element in the Earth's crust.

Silicone

, however is a polymer.
 
2020-07-02 10:35:29 AM  

Truck Fump: Porkbelly: Well, silicon is the most common element in the Earth's crust.

Silicone, however is a polymer.


I used silicon deliberately; I know what silicone is as well.  It was a joke.
 
2020-07-02 10:38:08 AM  
I would filibuster all over those.
 
2020-07-02 10:40:43 AM  

Porkbelly: Well, silicon is the most common element in the Earth's crust.


No, oxygen is.
 
2020-07-02 10:43:59 AM  

jayfurr: Porkbelly: Well, silicon is the most common element in the Earth's crust.

No, oxygen is.


Sorry, compulsive pedantry mode was apparently left on today.
 
2020-07-02 10:45:53 AM  

jayfurr: Porkbelly: Well, silicon is the most common element in the Earth's crust.

No, oxygen is.


Ah, but what does it taste like?

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2020-07-02 10:57:26 AM  
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2020-07-02 11:03:26 AM  

theflatline: I see the Ceylons have reached the Ukraine.

[static.life.ru image 850x637][368.media image 600x400]


They're called Sri Lankan's now.
 
2020-07-02 11:10:46 AM  
Whatever happened to normal lips?
 
2020-07-02 11:12:20 AM  

Therion: theflatline: I see the Ceylons have reached the Ukraine.

[static.life.ru image 850x637][368.media image 600x400]

They're called Sri Lankan's now.


THEIR called Sri Lankan's now.

FTFY
 
2020-07-02 11:14:58 AM  
Whar FAKE tag?
 
2020-07-02 11:28:47 AM  
I tried to vote for Klitina. Couldn't find her on the ballot.
 
2020-07-02 11:50:51 AM  
How do you say "Karen" in Ukranian?
 
2020-07-02 12:04:13 PM  

Rambino: Therion: theflatline: I see the Ceylons have reached the Ukraine.

[static.life.ru image 850x637][368.media image 600x400]

They're called Sri Lankan's now.

THEIR there're called Sri Lankan's now.

FTFY


Pet peave
 
2020-07-02 12:09:39 PM  
Two things...

I think I got a letter from her Anastasiadate.com account....

Klitina is a funny anem considering...
 
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