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2020-07-02 3:57:39 PM  
21 votes:
This is much more fun if you don't read the article.

Let's pretend the question is: "Is it okay to piss your shorts?"
 
2020-07-02 7:45:45 PM  
12 votes:
Great. I'll put my mask on right away.


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2020-07-02 7:32:31 PM  
11 votes:
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2020-07-02 7:34:45 PM  
6 votes:
If you just ate a bunch of deviled eggs and washed them down with a 12 pack of Grain Belt, yes.
 
2020-07-02 7:37:52 PM  
5 votes:
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2020-07-02 9:36:13 PM  
4 votes:
Remember back in the day when we were kids and we made those blanket tents in the basement and then suffocated?
 
2020-07-02 9:27:35 PM  
4 votes:

dkulprit: StoPPeRmobile: doremifaq: Do you think it's good for your health to be easy to identify via facial recognition cameras?

We don't need to worry about that now. Travel is extremely restricted.

How many jets did you see flying this week?

Go spend some quality time on Amazon and buys some things you don't need. You will forget this distopia we are creating and feel good for a little while.

Yeah, yeah, yeah we're creating a dystopia, nobody will ever want to go outside again.  We are going to seize the means of production, oppress white men, everyone will be forced to compete at the exact same levels, everyone gets first place, women will make more than men.  We'll all have microchips implanted by Bill Gates funded by soros.

That's what we all want.  You caught us.  We just didn't out ourselves before.... we finally can't hide it.


-Comrad

(We don't have names in this future because those denote sex and we can't have that so everyone just goes by comrad and all wear gray, and we are forced to wear glasses that change everyone's skin color to gray so nobody can see race.)


It bugs me that people cry "the future is 1984 meets Harrison Bergeron".

This is your future:
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/enjoy your blipverts
 
2020-07-02 7:35:50 PM  
3 votes:
i pee in pools
 
2020-07-02 7:39:56 PM  
2 votes:

some_beer_drinker: i pee in pools


OOL

and let's keep it that way.
 
2020-07-03 1:37:43 AM  
1 vote:
Tweet of the week. "Michael Myers always wears a mask and that biatch doesn't die. Ever."
 
2020-07-02 7:59:58 PM  
1 vote:

skinink: Great. I'll put my mask on right away.


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That makes him look like he's wearing a COVID mask!
 
2020-07-02 7:58:22 PM  
1 vote:

Majin_Buu: If you just ate a bunch of deviled eggs and washed them down with a 12 pack of Grain Belt, yes.


2nd generation Dutch boy born and raised in Milwaukee. Heck,  Mom worked at Schlitz until she was pregnant with me.
Both eggs and beer come in 12 packs.
Mayo is king.

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