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2020-07-02 3:57:39 PM  
This is much more fun if you don't read the article.

Let's pretend the question is: "Is it okay to piss your shorts?"
 
2020-07-02 7:32:31 PM  
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2020-07-02 7:34:45 PM  
If you just ate a bunch of deviled eggs and washed them down with a 12 pack of Grain Belt, yes.
 
2020-07-02 7:35:50 PM  
i pee in pools
 
2020-07-02 7:36:50 PM  
Could have just said no and be done with it.
 
2020-07-02 7:37:52 PM  
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2020-07-02 7:39:06 PM  
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2020-07-02 7:39:56 PM  

some_beer_drinker: i pee in pools


OOL

and let's keep it that way.
 
2020-07-02 7:40:37 PM  
Do you think it's good for your health to be easy to identify via facial recognition cameras?
 
2020-07-02 7:45:45 PM  
Great. I'll put my mask on right away.


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2020-07-02 7:49:54 PM  
The mask goes over the nose not under it. Even TV reporters are doing it.
 
2020-07-02 7:50:02 PM  
"It smells like old man breath!"
 
2020-07-02 7:51:26 PM  
People whine that they can't breathe in a mask. If that's true, you're exactly the kind of feeble person conservatives have been saying for months who just need to die and get out of the way.
 
2020-07-02 7:54:15 PM  

Iowan73: People whine that they can't breathe in a mask. If that's true, you're exactly the kind of feeble person conservatives have been saying for months who just need to die and get out of the way.


I've been saying that since before the Trump Virus arrived and all of the N95 respirators were stolen from the welding supply company what supplies my shop.
 
2020-07-02 7:57:06 PM  
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2020-07-02 7:58:22 PM  

Majin_Buu: If you just ate a bunch of deviled eggs and washed them down with a 12 pack of Grain Belt, yes.


2nd generation Dutch boy born and raised in Milwaukee. Heck,  Mom worked at Schlitz until she was pregnant with me.
Both eggs and beer come in 12 packs.
Mayo is king.

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2020-07-02 7:59:22 PM  
So I have an idea, anyone remember gel beauty masks everyone had in the 90s? They need to make a mask with that gel around the edges to keep the face cool. Just throw them in the fridge for bit than you have a nice cool mask.
 
2020-07-02 7:59:58 PM  

skinink: Great. I'll put my mask on right away.


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That makes him look like he's wearing a COVID mask!
 
2020-07-02 8:00:00 PM  

uncleacid: The mask goes over the nose not under it. Even TV reporters are doing it.


Saw the "mask not covering the nose" twice today.  I mean, better than nothing, but we can/need to do better.
 
2020-07-02 8:02:59 PM  

Majin_Buu: If you just ate a bunch of deviled eggs and washed them down with a 12 pack of Grain Belt, yes.


I've sampled most of the terrible regional beers.

Grain Belt is a modest upgrade from Iron City.
 
2020-07-02 8:30:11 PM  

Iowan73: People whine that they can't breathe in a mask. If that's true, you're exactly the kind of feeble person conservatives have been saying for months who just need to die and get out of the way.


So, it's ok when we say it?

Weird how that works.

/Don't worry, the AI will always do what is best for us.
 
2020-07-02 8:39:37 PM  

StoPPeRmobile: Iowan73: People whine that they can't breathe in a mask. If that's true, you're exactly the kind of feeble person conservatives have been saying for months who just need to die and get out of the way.

So, it's ok when we say it?

Weird how that works.

/Don't worry, the AI will always do what is best for us.


No, they're just pointing out the hypocrisy especially considering the weak people who can't breathe in a mask are the ones saying it.

We found 5there real soyboys!  "We're so oppressed!"
 
2020-07-02 8:47:52 PM  

doremifaq: Do you think it's good for your health to be easy to identify via facial recognition cameras?


We don't need to worry about that now. Travel is extremely restricted.

How many jets did you see flying this week?

Go spend some quality time on Amazon and buys some things you don't need. You will forget this distopia we are creating and feel good for a little while.
 
2020-07-02 8:51:35 PM  

skinink: Great. I'll put my mask on right away.


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Maybe you should have spent more time with your family to convince them that you were right about the world instead of ignoring them.

Nah, that's crazy. Just point to the orange guy and blame all the problems on him. No individual has and expectation of responsibility. That's old fashioned wrong think.
 
2020-07-02 8:56:54 PM  

StoPPeRmobile: doremifaq: Do you think it's good for your health to be easy to identify via facial recognition cameras?

We don't need to worry about that now. Travel is extremely restricted.

How many jets did you see flying this week?

Go spend some quality time on Amazon and buys some things you don't need. You will forget this distopia we are creating and feel good for a little while.


Yeah, yeah, yeah we're creating a dystopia, nobody will ever want to go outside again.  We are going to seize the means of production, oppress white men, everyone will be forced to compete at the exact same levels, everyone gets first place, women will make more than men.  We'll all have microchips implanted by Bill Gates funded by soros.

That's what we all want.  You caught us.  We just didn't out ourselves before.... we finally can't hide it.


-Comrad

(We don't have names in this future because those denote sex and we can't have that so everyone just goes by comrad and all wear gray, and we are forced to wear glasses that change everyone's skin color to gray so nobody can see race.)
 
2020-07-02 9:27:35 PM  

dkulprit: StoPPeRmobile: doremifaq: Do you think it's good for your health to be easy to identify via facial recognition cameras?

We don't need to worry about that now. Travel is extremely restricted.

How many jets did you see flying this week?

Go spend some quality time on Amazon and buys some things you don't need. You will forget this distopia we are creating and feel good for a little while.

Yeah, yeah, yeah we're creating a dystopia, nobody will ever want to go outside again.  We are going to seize the means of production, oppress white men, everyone will be forced to compete at the exact same levels, everyone gets first place, women will make more than men.  We'll all have microchips implanted by Bill Gates funded by soros.

That's what we all want.  You caught us.  We just didn't out ourselves before.... we finally can't hide it.


-Comrad

(We don't have names in this future because those denote sex and we can't have that so everyone just goes by comrad and all wear gray, and we are forced to wear glasses that change everyone's skin color to gray so nobody can see race.)


It bugs me that people cry "the future is 1984 meets Harrison Bergeron".

This is your future:
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/enjoy your blipverts
 
2020-07-02 9:32:39 PM  

StoPPeRmobile: Go spend some quality time on Amazon and buys some things you don't need. You will forget this distopia we are creating and feel good for a little while.


Retail therapy really isn't the same without brick & mortar, human interactions and fighting grandmothers for coupons.
 
2020-07-02 9:36:13 PM  
Remember back in the day when we were kids and we made those blanket tents in the basement and then suffocated?
 
2020-07-03 1:04:05 AM  
People i know go on and on about how masks make you rebreathe covid particles  back into your lungs which makes it extra dangerous  (while saying covid is no worse than the flu), and that it makes you breathe dangerous amounts of C02 which can kill you in a little as 30-60 minutes. I guess thats why we have doctors and nurses constantly dying in the middle of surgery.
 
2020-07-03 1:37:43 AM  
Tweet of the week. "Michael Myers always wears a mask and that biatch doesn't die. Ever."
 
2020-07-03 2:42:01 AM  

rebelyell2006: /enjoy your blipverts


I adored that show. To this day I still wonder if the executives who greenlit it had any idea that they were screening something that subversive.
 
2020-07-03 9:41:59 AM  
The most effective mask is a Walmart bag, placed over your head and tied at the neck. Change my mind.
 
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