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(Yahoo)   Maroon 5 bassist's latest hits have landed him in jail   (yahoo.com) divider line
    More: Dumbass, Maroon 5, Adam Levine, bassist Mickey Madden, Jesse Carmichael, Drummer Ryan Dusick, remaining founding members of the group, frontman Adam Levine, San Francisco 49ers  
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1554 clicks; posted to Entertainment » on 02 Jul 2020 at 1:20 PM (4 weeks ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook



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2020-07-02 1:27:07 PM  
Moron 5, subby
 
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2020-07-02 1:39:45 PM  
I guess that love is taking a toll.
 
2020-07-02 1:40:19 PM  
Must have listened to Chris Brown and followed his beats.
 
2020-07-02 1:48:43 PM  
If found guilty after a fair trial, give him the option of walking off a cliff into the grand canyon, or the gas chamber, or fighting other domestic abusers to death in a cannibal thunderdome with the winner eating the loser.  And having to fight in the thunderdome/ cafeteria until they are in the menu.
 
2020-07-02 2:18:07 PM  
Sounds like a Wake Up Call
 
2020-07-02 3:00:16 PM  
Soul Music for Karens, Vol. VI
 
2020-07-02 3:04:02 PM  
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2020-07-02 3:34:54 PM  
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2020-07-02 3:40:00 PM  
I read that as "Maroon 5 bassoonist".
 
2020-07-02 6:04:28 PM  
Good. Bye.
 
2020-07-02 7:05:13 PM  
Will he need to use a pay phone from jail?
 
2020-07-04 12:10:14 AM  
Well, if you can't beat 'em....
 
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