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(CNN)   Trump struggled yet again to answer what he would do in a second term. Even the guy who yelled "San Dimas High School football rules" was more prepared than the president   (cnn.com) divider line
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2020-07-01 11:44:29 PM  
What a boob
 
2020-07-01 11:46:28 PM  
"We're doing it -- whether it's trade, whether it's military -- all made in the USA. It's so important. Made in the USA. ... We've got to bring back our manufacturing, and I've brought it back very big."

This is the guy who's trying to say Biden is senile.


"The answer encapsulated what some of Trump's political advisers fear is an unfocused approach to reelection a little more than four months before ballots are cast. They hope he will begin using his platform to define rival Joe Biden and articulate his argument for being reelected."

They hope Trump offers articulate policy? Do they know who they're working for?

There's more of a chance of Keira Knightley sitting on my face than having anything articulate about policy ever coming out of Trump's anus face.
 
2020-07-01 11:46:42 PM  
Try to figure out how to get a third term so he can keep his ass out of prison.
 
2020-07-01 11:50:37 PM  

Circusdog320: What a boob


Hey! At least boobs are useful.
 
2020-07-01 11:51:42 PM  
Avoiding prosecution is probably not a great re-election selling point for most
 
2020-07-01 11:52:27 PM  
They literally gave him a second chance. They asked the same f*cking question and HE COULD NOT ANSWER IT.

This is just f*cking insane.

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2020-07-02 12:03:05 AM  
"We have the greatest technology of any people of any country in the world along with the greatest--not the greatest, but very serious problems confronting our people, and I want to be President in order to focus on these problems in a way that uses the energy of our people to move us forward, basically."
 
2020-07-02 12:12:41 AM  
At one point, Trump said, "We've got to bring back our manufacturing," before immediately claiming he already had, saying he had "brought it back very big."

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2020-07-02 12:24:27 AM  
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2020-07-02 12:25:44 AM  

scottydoesntknow: They literally gave him a second chance. They asked the same f*cking question and HE COULD NOT ANSWER IT.

This is just f*cking insane.

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I don't know how any reasonably-intelligent person could listen to him speak or read an interview with him and not come away with the impression that he's a moron.

Listening to him speak is like experiencing someone else's stroke.
 
2020-07-02 12:59:49 AM  
I am starting to think Trump doesn't understand the meaning of the word "nobody."
 
2020-07-02 1:16:11 AM  
"Webster's Dictionary defines 'book' as..."
 
2020-07-02 2:01:32 AM  
Bababooey. Bababooey.
 
2020-07-02 2:11:08 AM  

HawgWild: "We have the greatest technology of any people of any country in the world along with the greatest--not the greatest, but very serious problems confronting our people, and I want to be President in order to focus on these problems in a way that uses the energy of our people to move us forward, basically."


Everybody Hurts (After Tulsa)
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2020-07-02 2:11:20 AM  
Lay out a line of adderall from the Whitehouse to Mar a Lago and as you hand Trump the straw to snort it let him know its a one-way trip.
 
2020-07-02 2:17:48 AM  
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2020-07-02 2:47:50 AM  
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TRUMP RULES! I'M ERIC!
 
2020-07-02 3:45:15 AM  
Oh, you know. Golf a little, do some racist stuff, call up Vlad. The usual.
 
2020-07-02 4:04:56 AM  
Salad Days - an idiomatic expression of the joy, enthusiasm, innocence, stupidity and optimism of youth.
Word Salad Days - a fat twat is bloviating again.
 
2020-07-02 4:48:26 AM  
The man only uses like 10 adjectives
 
2020-07-02 5:29:50 AM  
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2020-07-02 5:50:56 AM  
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2020-07-02 6:05:41 AM  
Trying to remember not to say 'maximize the grift and stay out of prison' does occupy the mind.
 
2020-07-02 6:11:32 AM  
More focus on Trump.
 
2020-07-02 6:14:59 AM  
We're going to do the good. We've been doing it for- Did you know about the good thing? Nobody knew until I invented the good thing. Not the bad thing, Nasty Hilary Biden is the bad. I bigly did the good. Believe me.
 
2020-07-02 6:18:14 AM  
We're doing things that nobody could have done

That's the kind of thing he always says. He always alludes to something without saying what that something is. He's like that wacky relative who says things like "Next time I see you I'll have some big news to share" and you never find out what the hell he meant because next time you see him he says "Next time I see you I'll have some big news to share".
 
2020-07-02 6:19:34 AM  
Would the rallies end, or would he find some other excuse to hold more of them?
Without the rallies, where will he get his ego-boosts from?
 
2020-07-02 6:21:26 AM  

Boo_Guy: "We're doing it -- whether it's trade, whether it's military -- all made in the USA. It's so important. Made in the USA. ... We've got to bring back our manufacturing, and I've brought it back very big."

This is the guy who's trying to say Biden is senile.


"The answer encapsulated what some of Trump's political advisers fear is an unfocused approach to reelection a little more than four months before ballots are cast. They hope he will begin using his platform to define rival Joe Biden and articulate his argument for being reelected."

They hope Trump offers articulate policy? Do they know who they're working for?

There's more of a chance of Keira Knightley sitting on my face than having anything articulate about policy ever coming out of Trump's anus face.


So how does one make their trade "in the USA." And more interesting, how is our military not made in the USA. I'm certain that each soldier and marine were manufactured in the USA.
 
2020-07-02 6:22:01 AM  
i. grift
b. stay out of jail
3. golf
4⃣ executive tv time
V. Ivanka

VI The Undiscovered Country, in the Shakespeare meaning of the term, please
 
2020-07-02 6:25:07 AM  

scottydoesntknow: They literally gave him a second chance. They asked the same f*cking question and HE COULD NOT ANSWER IT.

This is just f*cking insane.

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Can you imagine an advisor sitting Trump down and saying, "you didn't answer that question well, let's come up with a better way to answer it"? And then talking with him for awhile to help him learn a better answer? And him sitting there and admitting he could do better, and focusing on improvement? That would be farking miraculous.

There's no one in the White House trying to get Trump to do better. They gave up on that years ago. Their only goals now are to keep him in a good mood, and give him the right combination of drugs to be presentable in public.
 
2020-07-02 6:27:06 AM  
And this drooling racist moron wants to have extra  debates with biden?!


/Doubt he even does 1
 
2020-07-02 6:29:00 AM  

pxlboy: scottydoesntknow: They literally gave him a second chance. They asked the same f*cking question and HE COULD NOT ANSWER IT.

This is just f*cking insane.

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I don't know how any reasonably-intelligent person could listen to him speak or read an interview with him and not come away with the impression that he's a moron.

Listening to him speak is like experiencing someone else's stroke.


Second-hand stroking is detrimental to one's health.
 
2020-07-02 6:30:17 AM  

whosits_112: pxlboy: scottydoesntknow: They literally gave him a second chance. They asked the same f*cking question and HE COULD NOT ANSWER IT.

This is just f*cking insane.

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I don't know how any reasonably-intelligent person could listen to him speak or read an interview with him and not come away with the impression that he's a moron.

Listening to him speak is like experiencing someone else's stroke.

Second-hand stroking is detrimental to one's health.


But it's so fun.
 
2020-07-02 6:30:57 AM  
At the end of the second term it's going to be at a level that nobody will have ever seen, the country," Trump said.

On this I have no doubt.

We still have room to go lower.
 
2020-07-02 6:34:19 AM  

Commander Lysdexic: We're going to do the good. We've been doing it for- Did you know about the good thing? Nobody knew until I invented the good thing. Not the bad thing, Nasty Hilary Biden is the bad. I bigly did the good. Believe me.


Trump voters everywhere: "Welp, sounds like he got this. I'm in!"
 
2020-07-02 6:34:44 AM  

Abe Vigoda's Ghost: At the end of the second term it's going to be at a level that nobody will have ever seen, the country," Trump said.

On this I have no doubt.

We still have room to go lower.


Well, Milton may have seen which level we'll end up on, but nobody living has.
 
2020-07-02 6:35:29 AM  

nytmare: Would the rallies end, or would he find some other excuse to hold more of them?
Without the rallies, where will he get his ego-boosts from?


He'll hold "Biden President Bigly Bad" rallies 3 times a week. Thus, the cause of the third, fourth, fifth, and sixth wave of the virus, killing off a large portion of the Trump base and ushering in a golden age in America.
 
2020-07-02 6:35:47 AM  
Have we considered that English isn't his first or even second language? Still wouldn't explain everything.
 
2020-07-02 6:35:53 AM  

Birnone: We're doing things that nobody could have done

That's the kind of thing he always says. He always alludes to something without saying what that something is. He's like that wacky relative who says things like "Next time I see you I'll have some big news to share" and you never find out what the hell he meant because next time you see him he says "Next time I see you I'll have some big news to share".


And nobody has been able to properly call him out on that shiat for four years now. What the fark is going on?
 
2020-07-02 6:37:25 AM  
He never had a plan.
He never expected to win--he wanted adulation and the campaign money.
Trump has been in over his head since the day after the Inauguration.
Remember him sitting, alone, while the decent world leaders ignored him?
Caught in the pandemic we needed a leader--we got a tweeter.

If it wasn't so tragic for the country, one could almost feel pity for him.
He's falling back on the sound bites and can't understand why no one's cheering.

I think the Democrats and whichever Republicans can find a spine need to take control now and put County over Party and DO SOMETHING.

If ever there was a time to put people before profits--IT IS NOW.
 
2020-07-02 6:39:47 AM  
Why not just run on the platform of the Republican party?

Reduce taxes
Reduce regulation
Conservative judges
Kill the bureaucracy
Devolve services to the states (health, education, welfare)
Close the Department of Education, HUD, and one other one
Law and Order
Drown the Federal Government in the bathtub
End US military involvement and commitments
Get rid of the UN
Detach from China
Drill Baby Drill

// This is not my personal position. I am just consulting.
 
2020-07-02 6:40:00 AM  

pueblonative: Try to figure out how to get a third term so he can keep his ass out of prison.


If he somehow manages to get a third term he will have corrupted our system so completely, he will effectively become president for life.
 
2020-07-02 6:41:31 AM  

Cuthbert Allgood: And this drooling racist moron wants to have extra  debates with biden?!


/Doubt he even does 1


The issue I see is that his debates, even though they look like a tragedy to the rest of the Free World, are the things that really pump up his base. They WANT to see confrontation with "the lib." They want to see him trolling them, making them go on the defensive all the time while he just pulls those idiotic smirks and says "WRONG!" after every positive point.

tRump was a freaking train wreck at all those debates back in 2016, yet he got his base motivated enough to hit the polls just hard enough to technically get him into the White House.

I'm really hoping history doesn't repeat itself here.
 
2020-07-02 6:43:42 AM  
"Our country will be so strong at the end of our first term.
It's going to be great.
It would have been phenomenal.
We got hit with the plague.
At the end of the second term it's going to be at a level that nobody will have ever seen,
the country,"
Trump said.
 
2020-07-02 6:44:51 AM  

scottydoesntknow: They literally gave him a second chance. They asked the same f*cking question and HE COULD NOT ANSWER IT.

This is just f*cking insane.

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I'm having a hard time with that. Did he say all that? Hrmnnn wat? I don't own a gun witch is probably a good thing.
 
2020-07-02 6:46:28 AM  

Seabon: pueblonative: Try to figure out how to get a third term so he can keep his ass out of prison.

If he somehow manages to get a third term he will have corrupted our system so completely, he will effectively become president for life.


Just like his daddy Vlad.
 
2020-07-02 6:47:22 AM  

Abe Vigoda's Ghost: At the end of the second term it's going to be at a level that nobody will have ever seen, the country," Trump said.

On this I have no doubt.

We still have room to go lower.


I miss abe
 
2020-07-02 6:48:21 AM  
More evidence for either frontotemporal dementia or syphilis.  Which cognitively debilitating disease do YOU think it is?  Discuss.
 
2020-07-02 6:48:57 AM  

PunkTiger: Cuthbert Allgood: And this drooling racist moron wants to have extra  debates with biden?!


/Doubt he even does 1

The issue I see is that his debates, even though they look like a tragedy to the rest of the Free World, are the things that really pump up his base. They WANT to see confrontation with "the lib." They want to see him trolling them, making them go on the defensive all the time while he just pulls those idiotic smirks and says "WRONG!" after every positive point.

tRump was a freaking train wreck at all those debates back in 2016, yet he got his base motivated enough to hit the polls just hard enough to technically get him into the White House.

I'm really hoping history doesn't repeat itself here.


"Over 150,000 people are dead!"

"WRONG!!!"

--63 Million worthless, contemptible, shiat for brains dumbfarks cheer.
 
2020-07-02 6:53:46 AM  
"So Do" Dennis reads a speech written by Charlie -Its Always Sunny In Philadelphia
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