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2020-07-01 11:11:40 PM  
76 votes:
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2020-07-01 10:57:48 PM  
74 votes:
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2020-07-02 2:15:39 AM  
61 votes:

ZZ9 Plural Z Alpha: M-E-T-A-P-H-O-R


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2020-07-02 6:10:40 AM  
35 votes:
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2020-07-02 2:56:16 AM  
35 votes:

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2020-07-01 11:26:52 PM  
34 votes:
The only way that could be more appropriate is if Tuberville's campaign bus was a dumpster.
 
2020-07-01 10:52:57 PM  
23 votes:
Looks like God smites when people least expect Her to.
 
2020-07-02 1:48:56 AM  
20 votes:
That's a pretty fancy rolling dumpsterfire you've got there, buddy. Hate to say it but it's rolling days might be coming to a close real quick now. But hey, I'll rate this a solid 7.5 on the WOMP-WOMP scale, so you've got that going for you, which is nice.

/I guess
 
2020-07-02 5:26:40 AM  
12 votes:
#LIT_AF
 
2020-07-02 4:46:49 AM  
11 votes:
Everything Trump touches dies catches fire.
 
2020-07-01 11:52:52 PM  
11 votes:
M-E-T-A-P-H-O-R
 
2020-07-02 2:14:17 AM  
9 votes:
Huh... Who knew that dumpsters had truck tires.
 
2020-07-02 5:33:25 AM  
8 votes:

apocryphaandmyth: So, we're getting Sessions back?  Yay?

Caring about republican primaries is hard.


I love that Alabamians get to decide what kind of cancer is inflicted on America.

/Like choosing between ass cancer and ball cancer
 
2020-07-02 7:42:33 AM  
7 votes:

dracos31: apocryphaandmyth: So, we're getting Sessions back?  Yay?

Caring about republican primaries is hard.

I love that Alabamians get to decide what kind of cancer is inflicted on America.

/Like choosing between ass cancer and ball cancer


Between ass cancer and ball cancer would be taint cancer, right?
 
2020-07-02 9:03:46 AM  
5 votes:
Everybody knows you don't run a meth lab out of a sheriff's campaign bus.

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2020-07-02 6:40:01 AM  
5 votes:

Naido: Per DeKalb County Sheriff's office, Tommy Tuberville's "The People vs. The Swamp"

Seems like they could use a little more swamp


They didn't listen out for the pop-pop-pop noise.

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2020-07-01 11:00:38 PM  
5 votes:
Trump's campaign is literally on fire!
 
2020-07-02 7:48:15 AM  
3 votes:

ElPrimitivo: dracos31: apocryphaandmyth: So, we're getting Sessions back?  Yay?

Caring about republican primaries is hard.

I love that Alabamians get to decide what kind of cancer is inflicted on America.

/Like choosing between ass cancer and ball cancer

Between ass cancer and ball cancer would be taint cancer, right?


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Tain't cancer!
 
2020-07-02 6:36:30 AM  
3 votes:
Tuberville? Is that like a Game of Thrones bastard name, just in Alabama, for some sh*thole town?
 
2020-07-02 6:26:00 AM  
3 votes:
Life's mixing metaphors. It's supposed to be either the wheels coming off the bus, or a dumpster fire. I give it an A for effort, though.
 
2020-07-02 6:22:42 AM  
3 votes:
Oh no, that's terrible.  Thoughts & prayers...and marshmallows...
 
2020-07-02 5:46:04 AM  
3 votes:
Like raaaaaaaaiiiiiinnnnn on your weeding day...

/don't cha think?
 
2020-07-02 9:58:22 AM  
2 votes:
Aw, burned.
 
2020-07-02 8:52:04 AM  
2 votes:
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2020-07-02 7:40:23 AM  
2 votes:
The campaign bus will just disappear.  Like magic.
 
2020-07-02 7:17:47 AM  
2 votes:
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Tommy Potato Town is on fire!
 
2020-07-02 7:03:36 AM  
2 votes:
Original pic.

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2020-07-02 5:49:30 AM  
2 votes:

bloobeary: Huh... Who knew that dumpsters had truck tires.


The dumpster doesn't deserve this.  Tuberville's campaign bus on fire should be the new standard for GOP shenanigans to preserve the integrity of dumpsters.
 
2020-07-02 10:20:47 AM  
1 vote:
Ahem:
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By this point, anybody actually supporting Trump is a farking lost cause. We all know they will never actually participate in a non-cult society. fark em.
 
2020-07-02 8:35:17 AM  
1 vote:
That is farking hilarious.  Thank you for that sweet, sweet, 99.44% pure, unadulterated schadenfreude.  I felt not a second of pity for the fool.  I haven't felt that since...{purses his chin and stares off into the distance}

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2020-07-02 8:33:59 AM  
1 vote:
Tuberville will make a tearful speech comparing his campaign to civil rights freedom riders in 3... 2... 1...

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2020-07-02 7:34:39 AM  
1 vote:
I looked at Sessions and Tuberville's endorsements.
Sessions has at least 20 current and former Senators.  Including the other Senator from Alabama.
Tuberville has only two, Trump and Spicer.
 
2020-07-02 7:32:15 AM  
1 vote:
Spencer Hall and Holly Anderson having a field day

https://twitter.com/edsbs/status/1278​5​23851077554176
 
2020-07-02 6:56:58 AM  
1 vote:
Tommy the Tuba
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2020-07-02 6:37:08 AM  
1 vote:
Per DeKalb County Sheriff's office, Tommy Tuberville's "The People vs. The Swamp"

Seems like they could use a little more swamp
 
2020-07-02 6:31:05 AM  
1 vote:
Don't mess with Hawkeye Pierce and BJ
 
2020-07-02 6:10:16 AM  
1 vote:
SOOOROOOOOS!!!
 
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