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2020-07-01 10:52:57 PM  
52 votes:
Looks like God smites when people least expect Her to.
 
2020-07-01 11:08:44 PM  
34 votes:
Some images just speak for themselves.
 
2020-07-01 11:26:52 PM  
14 votes:
The only way that could be more appropriate is if Tuberville's campaign bus was a dumpster.
 
2020-07-01 11:53:11 PM  
10 votes:
Some truly wonderful news in a dark and dreary world.
 
2020-07-01 11:00:38 PM  
9 votes:
Trump's campaign is literally on fire!
 
2020-07-01 11:52:52 PM  
6 votes:
M-E-T-A-P-H-O-R
 
2020-07-02 5:33:25 AM  
4 votes:

apocryphaandmyth: So, we're getting Sessions back?  Yay?

Caring about republican primaries is hard.


I love that Alabamians get to decide what kind of cancer is inflicted on America.

/Like choosing between ass cancer and ball cancer
 
2020-07-02 5:21:54 AM  
4 votes:
So, we're getting Sessions back?  Yay?

Caring about republican primaries is hard.
 
2020-07-02 12:20:47 AM  
4 votes:

ZZ9 Plural Z Alpha: M-E-T-A-P-H-O-R


Yeah, it is on point.
 
2020-07-01 11:16:43 PM  
4 votes:

BizarreMan: Some images just speak for themselves.


Ipso facto indeed.
 
2020-07-01 11:11:40 PM  
4 votes:
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2020-07-02 7:32:44 AM  
3 votes:
TOOL - Swamp Song (Audio)
Youtube VnP2-Pc-plM
 
2020-07-02 7:00:11 AM  
3 votes:

mrwknd: Tuberville? Is that like a Game of Thrones bastard name, just in Alabama, for some sh*thole town?


He is an ex-college sports ball coach trying to become a politician.
 
2020-07-02 6:28:42 AM  
3 votes:

Deathfrogg: fredmcmurray: [iFrame https://www.youtube.com/embed/Z6z-nxAY​hGw?autoplay=1&widget_referrer=https%3​A%2F%2Fwww.fark.com&start=0&enablejsap​i=1&origin=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.fark.com&​widgetid=1]

Fun tune, but not Eddie's best work.


The whole album is Eddie's best work, but I don't care about Eddie. I like the band's dynamics on VHI.
 
2020-07-02 5:57:19 AM  
3 votes:

notgonnatellu: Like raaaaaaaaiiiiiinnnnn on your weeding day...

/don't cha think?


How much of that song are actual examples of irony, and not just bad coincidences?
 
2020-07-02 10:45:15 AM  
2 votes:
Gosh, that looks bad.  I hope there were fatalities.
 
2020-07-02 8:35:17 AM  
2 votes:
That is farking hilarious.  Thank you for that sweet, sweet, 99.44% pure, unadulterated schadenfreude.  I felt not a second of pity for the fool.  I haven't felt that since...{purses his chin and stares off into the distance}

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2020-07-02 7:05:49 AM  
2 votes:

BlueDWarrior: How much of that song are actual examples of irony, and not just bad coincidences?


Given that "1000 spoons when all you need is a knife" is about the closest she ever gets, I think the answer is "none."

(From my best recollections without looking up the lyrics)

Fun fact: did everyone know that Dave Navarro & Flea play guitar & bass on "You Oughta Know"? (This is fark, so probably.)
 
2020-07-02 6:05:09 AM  
2 votes:
Van Halen - Van Halen - On Fire
Youtube Z6z-nxAYhGw
 
2020-07-01 10:57:48 PM  
2 votes:
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2020-07-02 10:20:47 AM  
1 vote:
Ahem:
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And:

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By this point, anybody actually supporting Trump is a farking lost cause. We all know they will never actually participate in a non-cult society. fark em.
 
2020-07-02 9:43:13 AM  
1 vote:
Roll Tide.
 
2020-07-02 7:49:17 AM  
1 vote:

Catlenfell: I looked at Sessions and Tuberville's endorsements.
Sessions has at least 20 current and former Senators.  Including the other Senator from Alabama.
Tuberville has only two, Trump and Spicer.


More importantly while at Auburn he was 7-3 vs Bama.  The guy has a pretty low vote ceiling.
 
2020-07-02 7:28:26 AM  
1 vote:

The Third Man: The only way that could be more appropriate is if Tuberville's campaign bus was a dumpster.


it kind of is. A dumpster with wheels.
 
2020-07-02 7:26:22 AM  
1 vote:

cooldaddygroove: [Fark user image 633x344]


That didn't get as many funnies as it should have
 
2020-07-02 6:31:05 AM  
1 vote:
Don't mess with Hawkeye Pierce and BJ
 
2020-07-02 6:29:54 AM  
1 vote:
Silly Trumper, that's not how you roll coal.

But, please continue.
 
2020-07-02 6:11:32 AM  
1 vote:

fredmcmurray: [iFrame https://www.youtube.com/embed/Z6z-nxAY​hGw?autoplay=1&widget_referrer=https%3​A%2F%2Fwww.fark.com&start=0&enablejsap​i=1&origin=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.fark.com&​widgetid=1]


Fun tune, but not Eddie's best work.
 
2020-07-02 5:53:10 AM  
1 vote:
Fitting. By the by, what's with the big ass ad on the front page?

/Take the phrasing as you will.
 
2020-07-02 5:46:04 AM  
1 vote:
Like raaaaaaaaiiiiiinnnnn on your weeding day...

/don't cha think?
 
2020-07-02 1:48:56 AM  
1 vote:
That's a pretty fancy rolling dumpsterfire you've got there, buddy. Hate to say it but it's rolling days might be coming to a close real quick now. But hey, I'll rate this a solid 7.5 on the WOMP-WOMP scale, so you've got that going for you, which is nice.

/I guess
 
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