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2020-07-02 7:48:15 AM  

ElPrimitivo: dracos31: apocryphaandmyth: So, we're getting Sessions back?  Yay?

Caring about republican primaries is hard.

I love that Alabamians get to decide what kind of cancer is inflicted on America.

/Like choosing between ass cancer and ball cancer

Between ass cancer and ball cancer would be taint cancer, right?


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Tain't cancer!
 
2020-07-02 7:49:17 AM  

Catlenfell: I looked at Sessions and Tuberville's endorsements.
Sessions has at least 20 current and former Senators.  Including the other Senator from Alabama.
Tuberville has only two, Trump and Spicer.


More importantly while at Auburn he was 7-3 vs Bama.  The guy has a pretty low vote ceiling.
 
2020-07-02 8:33:21 AM  
That sounds lit af
 
2020-07-02 8:33:59 AM  
Tuberville will make a tearful speech comparing his campaign to civil rights freedom riders in 3... 2... 1...

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2020-07-02 8:35:17 AM  
That is farking hilarious.  Thank you for that sweet, sweet, 99.44% pure, unadulterated schadenfreude.  I felt not a second of pity for the fool.  I haven't felt that since...{purses his chin and stares off into the distance}

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2020-07-02 8:42:16 AM  
The Fire Swamp?
 
2020-07-02 8:52:04 AM  
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2020-07-02 9:03:46 AM  
Everybody knows you don't run a meth lab out of a sheriff's campaign bus.

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2020-07-02 9:09:52 AM  

buwolverine: Catlenfell: I looked at Sessions and Tuberville's endorsements.
Sessions has at least 20 current and former Senators.  Including the other Senator from Alabama.
Tuberville has only two, Trump and Spicer.

More importantly while at Auburn he was 7-3 vs Bama.  The guy has a pretty low vote ceiling.


It's a good thing..He'll get the vote of all those people that worship college football,
but hate those ivory tower pointy head college people...
 
2020-07-02 9:21:39 AM  
So it's going about as well as his last game against Bama?

GOOD
 
2020-07-02 9:32:16 AM  
A little on-the-nose.
 
2020-07-02 9:40:38 AM  
I feel bad for laughing, but it is better that I laugh than act on my other feelings.
 
2020-07-02 9:41:18 AM  

AirForceVet: Looks like God smites when people least expect Her to.


George Carlin on Religion and God
Youtube gPOfurmrjxo
 
2020-07-02 9:43:13 AM  
Roll Tide.
 
2020-07-02 9:58:22 AM  
Aw, burned.
 
2020-07-02 10:06:02 AM  
For derp red Alabama to have elected a Democratic U.S. Senator, his Republican opponent was a:

A> Disgraced state supreme court justice removed from the bench TWICE.

AND

B> Sexual predator of underage girls.


Tubberville will win in November, for the sole reason he's not Roy Moore.
 
2020-07-02 10:20:47 AM  
Ahem:
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By this point, anybody actually supporting Trump is a farking lost cause. We all know they will never actually participate in a non-cult society. fark em.
 
2020-07-02 10:45:15 AM  
Gosh, that looks bad.  I hope there were fatalities.
 
2020-07-02 1:50:20 PM  

BlueDWarrior: notgonnatellu: Like raaaaaaaaiiiiiinnnnn on your weeding day...

/don't cha think?

How much of that song are actual examples of irony, and not just bad coincidences?


yes that song is one of the great examples that few actually understand irony well enough to be able to describe it to others.

It's a song, you get your time to write it all you need. And yet when done it is just a series of bad luck coincidences, not moments of irony which generally require far more details and often subtly to the context to get to an ironic moment.
 
2020-07-02 2:09:12 PM  
Tommy Tuberville sounds like the mayor in a Sid and Marty Krofft show about sentient potatoes.
 
2020-07-02 2:35:17 PM  
Depressing that apparently folks are still buying into "people vs swamp".
 
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