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2020-07-01 10:27:56 PM  
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2020-07-01 10:52:57 PM  
Looks like God smites when people least expect Her to.
 
2020-07-01 10:57:48 PM  
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2020-07-01 11:00:38 PM  
Trump's campaign is literally on fire!
 
2020-07-01 11:08:44 PM  
Some images just speak for themselves.
 
2020-07-01 11:11:40 PM  
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2020-07-01 11:16:43 PM  

BizarreMan: Some images just speak for themselves.


Ipso facto indeed.
 
2020-07-01 11:26:52 PM  
The only way that could be more appropriate is if Tuberville's campaign bus was a dumpster.
 
2020-07-01 11:52:52 PM  
M-E-T-A-P-H-O-R
 
2020-07-01 11:53:11 PM  
Some truly wonderful news in a dark and dreary world.
 
2020-07-02 12:20:47 AM  

ZZ9 Plural Z Alpha: M-E-T-A-P-H-O-R


Yeah, it is on point.
 
2020-07-02 1:48:56 AM  
That's a pretty fancy rolling dumpsterfire you've got there, buddy. Hate to say it but it's rolling days might be coming to a close real quick now. But hey, I'll rate this a solid 7.5 on the WOMP-WOMP scale, so you've got that going for you, which is nice.

/I guess
 
2020-07-02 2:14:17 AM  
Huh... Who knew that dumpsters had truck tires.
 
2020-07-02 2:15:39 AM  

ZZ9 Plural Z Alpha: M-E-T-A-P-H-O-R


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2020-07-02 2:56:16 AM  

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2020-07-02 4:46:49 AM  
Everything Trump touches dies catches fire.
 
2020-07-02 5:21:54 AM  
So, we're getting Sessions back?  Yay?

Caring about republican primaries is hard.
 
2020-07-02 5:26:40 AM  
#LIT_AF
 
2020-07-02 5:33:25 AM  

apocryphaandmyth: So, we're getting Sessions back?  Yay?

Caring about republican primaries is hard.


I love that Alabamians get to decide what kind of cancer is inflicted on America.

/Like choosing between ass cancer and ball cancer
 
2020-07-02 5:46:04 AM  
Like raaaaaaaaiiiiiinnnnn on your weeding day...

/don't cha think?
 
2020-07-02 5:49:30 AM  

bloobeary: Huh... Who knew that dumpsters had truck tires.


The dumpster doesn't deserve this.  Tuberville's campaign bus on fire should be the new standard for GOP shenanigans to preserve the integrity of dumpsters.
 
2020-07-02 5:53:10 AM  
Fitting. By the by, what's with the big ass ad on the front page?

/Take the phrasing as you will.
 
2020-07-02 5:57:19 AM  

notgonnatellu: Like raaaaaaaaiiiiiinnnnn on your weeding day...

/don't cha think?


How much of that song are actual examples of irony, and not just bad coincidences?
 
2020-07-02 6:05:09 AM  
Van Halen - Van Halen - On Fire
Youtube Z6z-nxAYhGw
 
2020-07-02 6:10:16 AM  
SOOOROOOOOS!!!
 
2020-07-02 6:10:40 AM  
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2020-07-02 6:11:32 AM  

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Fun tune, but not Eddie's best work.
 
2020-07-02 6:11:45 AM  
Obviously Deep State did this.
 
2020-07-02 6:22:42 AM  
Oh no, that's terrible.  Thoughts & prayers...and marshmallows...
 
2020-07-02 6:26:00 AM  
Life's mixing metaphors. It's supposed to be either the wheels coming off the bus, or a dumpster fire. I give it an A for effort, though.
 
2020-07-02 6:26:16 AM  
You hitch your bus to a dumpster fire, you're gonna get burnt.
 
2020-07-02 6:28:42 AM  

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Fun tune, but not Eddie's best work.


The whole album is Eddie's best work, but I don't care about Eddie. I like the band's dynamics on VHI.
 
2020-07-02 6:29:54 AM  
Silly Trumper, that's not how you roll coal.

But, please continue.
 
2020-07-02 6:31:05 AM  
Don't mess with Hawkeye Pierce and BJ
 
2020-07-02 6:36:30 AM  
Tuberville? Is that like a Game of Thrones bastard name, just in Alabama, for some sh*thole town?
 
2020-07-02 6:37:08 AM  
Per DeKalb County Sheriff's office, Tommy Tuberville's "The People vs. The Swamp"

Seems like they could use a little more swamp
 
2020-07-02 6:40:01 AM  

Naido: Per DeKalb County Sheriff's office, Tommy Tuberville's "The People vs. The Swamp"

Seems like they could use a little more swamp


They didn't listen out for the pop-pop-pop noise.

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2020-07-02 6:56:58 AM  
Tommy the Tuba
Youtube PLymUuiEOgI
 
2020-07-02 7:00:11 AM  

mrwknd: Tuberville? Is that like a Game of Thrones bastard name, just in Alabama, for some sh*thole town?


He is an ex-college sports ball coach trying to become a politician.
 
2020-07-02 7:03:36 AM  
Original pic.

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2020-07-02 7:05:49 AM  

BlueDWarrior: How much of that song are actual examples of irony, and not just bad coincidences?


Given that "1000 spoons when all you need is a knife" is about the closest she ever gets, I think the answer is "none."

(From my best recollections without looking up the lyrics)

Fun fact: did everyone know that Dave Navarro & Flea play guitar & bass on "You Oughta Know"? (This is fark, so probably.)
 
2020-07-02 7:17:47 AM  
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Tommy Potato Town is on fire!
 
2020-07-02 7:26:22 AM  

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That didn't get as many funnies as it should have
 
2020-07-02 7:28:26 AM  

The Third Man: The only way that could be more appropriate is if Tuberville's campaign bus was a dumpster.


it kind of is. A dumpster with wheels.
 
2020-07-02 7:32:15 AM  
Spencer Hall and Holly Anderson having a field day

https://twitter.com/edsbs/status/1278​5​23851077554176
 
2020-07-02 7:32:32 AM  
Bring out the weenies
 
2020-07-02 7:32:44 AM  
TOOL - Swamp Song (Audio)
Youtube VnP2-Pc-plM
 
2020-07-02 7:34:39 AM  
I looked at Sessions and Tuberville's endorsements.
Sessions has at least 20 current and former Senators.  Including the other Senator from Alabama.
Tuberville has only two, Trump and Spicer.
 
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2020-07-02 7:40:23 AM  
The campaign bus will just disappear.  Like magic.
 
2020-07-02 7:42:33 AM  

dracos31: apocryphaandmyth: So, we're getting Sessions back?  Yay?

Caring about republican primaries is hard.

I love that Alabamians get to decide what kind of cancer is inflicted on America.

/Like choosing between ass cancer and ball cancer


Between ass cancer and ball cancer would be taint cancer, right?
 
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