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2020-07-01 9:15:57 PM  
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2020-07-01 9:26:41 PM  
I wonder if they still believe 'my body, my choice' when it comes to women's rights...who am I kidding. Of course not
 
2020-07-01 9:30:56 PM  
I am so tired of the right wing.
 
2020-07-01 9:45:28 PM  

TuckFrump: I wonder if they still believe 'my body, my choice' when it comes to women's rights...who am I kidding. Of course not


The crowd is 85% male. Soo, yes. You're right.

Its becoming increasingly clear that the easiest way to identify a republican is their complete lack of self awareness.

/Well, technically it's the red hats, but still...
 
2020-07-01 9:51:03 PM  
Could they be any more tone deaf?
 
2020-07-01 10:00:52 PM  
I have many questions.
 
2020-07-01 10:24:44 PM  

Kat09tails: I have many questions.


I have many farks I will not give.  Defective drama shiatpumps. NTTAWWT.
 
2020-07-01 10:48:26 PM  
So they don't understand abortion rights or epidemiology.  Go figure.
 
2020-07-01 11:33:31 PM  
They probably think they're being clever, co-opting the pro-life slogan.

I'm sure it's lost on them that this is very much the same exact argument pro-lifers have actually been making: you can do whatever the fark you want with YOUR body. Your freedom ends when it intrudes on MY body.

You don't get to decide if I have a baby, and you don't get to infect me with a virus, either.

farking idiot right wingers. Every farking time.
 
2020-07-02 3:12:46 AM  
There must be at least a dozen of them!

I really like the 80 year old. Have fun dying in 2 weeks you withered old hag.

Also, we're way past the point where we should be turning fire hoses on these bio-terrorists.
 
2020-07-02 3:13:21 AM  

NateAsbestos: They probably think they're being clever, co-opting the pro-life slogan.


Pretty sure you mean the pro-choice slogan. Pro-lifers are the ones against allowing abortion.

Otherwise, totally agree with your post.
 
2020-07-02 3:13:42 AM  
Everywhere else in the farking world has seen masks work (to a degree), so let's protest against that.

Farking morons.
 
2020-07-02 3:14:02 AM  
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2020-07-02 3:15:51 AM  
meanwhile, here in JAX, the mayor just declared that everyone must wear masks in public.
that should go well.
 
2020-07-02 3:17:00 AM  
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2020-07-02 3:17:41 AM  
Can we force them to change their name to the Hypocrisy Party?
 
2020-07-02 3:18:00 AM  
No, it isn't.

I mean it's literally not your body.  If it is, you're wearing the mask reeeeeeeeeally wrong, man.  They're supposed to go outside of the body, dipshiat.
 
2020-07-02 3:19:43 AM  
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2020-07-02 3:21:39 AM  
It's not "my body, my choice" morons. You don't have a choice in whether or not you pass a deadly pathogen onto another person.  See, your state, and I'm guessing a lot of your "friends" and family don't really care if you catch Covid-19 and die from it, but you can kill someone else by having it.

The mask is for THAT person, NOT FOR YOU.
 
2020-07-02 3:22:35 AM  
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2020-07-02 3:24:18 AM  

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Gas them.
 
2020-07-02 3:27:52 AM  

FatherChaos: It's not "my body, my choice" morons. You don't have a choice in whether or not you pass a deadly pathogen onto another person.  See, your state, and I'm guessing a lot of your "friends" and family don't really care if you catch Covid-19 and die from it, but you can kill someone else by having it.

The mask is for THAT person, NOT FOR YOU.


Don't bother, dude. I live in Florida. These cocksuckers just don't get it. I don't know what it is, but they're entirely incapable of grasping the concept at all.

This one's in my county (we have mandatory masks and they're going to start hanging around the front of stores to issue citations).

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2020-07-02 3:28:47 AM  
Subby's a jerk! For a split second I had hope it was pro-choice chants. Oh what a fool am
I.
 
2020-07-02 3:29:23 AM  

Gubbo: I am so tired of the right wing.


I tend to run on and on when I get really pissed off.

Thank you for the reminder that brevity is the soul of wit.
 
2020-07-02 3:33:28 AM  

Skeleton Man: FatherChaos: It's not "my body, my choice" morons. You don't have a choice in whether or not you pass a deadly pathogen onto another person.  See, your state, and I'm guessing a lot of your "friends" and family don't really care if you catch Covid-19 and die from it, but you can kill someone else by having it.

The mask is for THAT person, NOT FOR YOU.

Don't bother, dude. I live in Florida. These cocksuckers just don't get it. I don't know what it is, but they're entirely incapable of grasping the concept at all.

This one's in my county (we have mandatory masks and they're going to start hanging around the front of stores to issue citations).

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because Trump, and Jesus
truly they are not redeemable
 
2020-07-02 3:39:20 AM  
The right wing is a death cult, plain and simple
 
2020-07-02 3:41:37 AM  
We are truly stuck in Groundhog Day. Next month will bring the hunger riots when CARES Act expires and throws a bunch of people out on the street. I know this is a stretch, but maybe we should try to get things right for once so we can finally make it to 2021.
 
2020-07-02 3:43:54 AM  
They are either-or-both willing to die, and willing to endanger others, to 'own the libs'.

The right-wing in this country has jumped off the cliff and are trying to drag us down off the edge while we, probably misbegotten-ly, try to keep them from dying.

All because 50 years ago black people and women dared to be fully enfranchised in society, in all respects, instead of merely nominally based on where you lived.
 
2020-07-02 3:46:36 AM  

Mister Buttons: Everywhere else in the farking world has seen masks work (to a degree), so let's protest against that.

Farking morons.


That's the thing.  We could already be back to a semblance of normal like most other countries who managed to get it under control.  I wish there was some way to hold these assholes responsible for the deaths, injuries, and economic harm they're causing.
 
2020-07-02 3:46:50 AM  
It's the same as the pro forced pregnancy narrative, your body their choice.  They want to force dangerous health conditions on women who have sex and people that happen to be near them when their plague rat shiatstains breath.  fark every conservative, the fascist homicidal treasonous sexist racist plague rats they are.
 
2020-07-02 3:51:35 AM  

bobobolinskii: The right wing is a death cult, plain and simple


American as Citizens United and tax cuts. Funny, neither one can fix a pandemic.
 
2020-07-02 4:02:06 AM  
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2020-07-02 4:06:16 AM  
Is there any way they can't be petty?
 
2020-07-02 4:09:27 AM  

Redh8t: The crowd is 85% male. Soo, yes. You're right.


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2020-07-02 4:11:09 AM  
1. Florida law requires the use of seat belts or child restraint devices by drivers of motor vehicles, all front seat passengers and all children riding in a vehicle under 18.
2. Florida law prohibits smoking in most public and private businesses, including restaurants. While there are few exceptions, including standalone bars, the amendment makes it possible for many Floridians to go about their daily lives without being exposed to secondhand smoke.
3. As of May 14, 2019, abortions could not take place after the fetus was viable, generally some point between week 24 and 28. This period uses a standard defined by the US Supreme Court in 1973 with the Roe v. Wade ruling. Two fetal heartbeat bills were filed in the Florida Legislature in 2019.

Double standards and hypocrisy....how can they not wrap their minds around this?
I wear my seat belt because it's law. I do not smoke in public buildings because it's law. Abortion is legal up to a point in time, but illegal after that. We must obey that time frame.

You chucklefarks are mandated by law to wear a mask...
"fark OFF...don't tell me what to do."

I Pugdaddyk command thee Darwin to thin the herd.
 
2020-07-02 4:11:20 AM  
"You uterus!  My choice!"
 
2020-07-02 4:14:51 AM  
I hate Republicans.  A cesspool of religious nuttery, greed, self centeredness and bigotry.

Basket of deplorables indeed.
 
2020-07-02 4:19:18 AM  
So murder is okay when the human is born. But when it's a fetus, then it's wrong. Got it.

But not really.

/I need to drink more.
 
2020-07-02 4:22:55 AM  
I found out today that a long time friend is in ICU with Covid.
These people can DIAF.

/I can't go out in public for a few days till I get my anger under control as I'm likely to punch the first non-mask wearing person I see.
 
2020-07-02 4:31:49 AM  

KodosZardoz: So murder is okay when the human is born. But when it's a fetus, then it's wrong. Got it.

But not really.

/I need to drink more.



Conservatives only love babies until they are born.

After that, they're against Head Start, School Levies, Social Services, and those people.

Republicans are Pro:
Profit, punishment, prisons and the Death Penalty.
 
2020-07-02 4:41:35 AM  

NotARocketScientist: I found out today that a long time friend is in ICU with Covid.
These people can DIAF.

/I can't go out in public for a few days till I get my anger under control as I'm likely to punch the first non-mask wearing person I see.


I understand exactly how you feel.

I was so pissed the last time I went to the store--I haven't left the house for a week.
Half of the people were not wearing one.
A mask--how horrible!  Such an inconvenience!
F*rk these idiots.

(((I hope your friend gets better.)))
 
2020-07-02 4:50:26 AM  

Zevon's Evil Twin: KodosZardoz: So murder is okay when the human is born. But when it's a fetus, then it's wrong. Got it.

But not really.

/I need to drink more.


Conservatives only love babies until they are born.

After that, they're against Head Start, School Levies, Social Services, and those people.

Republicans are Pro:
Profit, punishment, prisons and the Death Penalty.


Yep. I like to say that they're not pro-life. They're just pro-birth.
 
2020-07-02 4:50:54 AM  

FatherChaos: It's not "my body, my choice" morons. You don't have a choice in whether or not you pass a deadly pathogen onto another person.


Except they ARE actively choosing to pass this shiat on though, all in the name of stigginit
 
2020-07-02 4:56:15 AM  

FatherChaos: It's not "my body, my choice" morons. You don't have a choice in whether or not you pass a deadly pathogen onto another person.  See, your state, and I'm guessing a lot of your "friends" and family don't really care if you catch Covid-19 and die from it, but you can kill someone else by having it.

The mask is for THAT person, NOT FOR YOU.


I've been silently screaming this behind my mask (I farking moved 750 miles to take care of my folks to only have these farkers try to kill us all. Gah!).

So, what I do is just take off my mask and light up a cigarette and blow it in their face. When they call the manager or police (!), which they always do, I note their assholeness and that at least I;m not killing their entire family.

I used to think hypocrisy was the one thing Americans wouldn't sit still for. I was so very wrong.
 
2020-07-02 5:03:02 AM  

goodluckwiththat: Skeleton Man: FatherChaos: It's not "my body, my choice" morons. You don't have a choice in whether or not you pass a deadly pathogen onto another person.  See, your state, and I'm guessing a lot of your "friends" and family don't really care if you catch Covid-19 and die from it, but you can kill someone else by having it.

The mask is for THAT person, NOT FOR YOU.

Don't bother, dude. I live in Florida. These cocksuckers just don't get it. I don't know what it is, but they're entirely incapable of grasping the concept at all.

This one's in my county (we have mandatory masks and they're going to start hanging around the front of stores to issue citations).

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because Trump, and Jesus
truly they are not redeemable


Neither of which exist in my world, but dammit if I don't have to live by them.
 
2020-07-02 5:16:39 AM  
One version of that slogan deals with a situation completely encapsulated within another person's body, the stupid one deals with potentially deadly germs flying freely from infected peoples' noses and mouths and entering the noses and mouths of others.

So, yeah, same thing.
 
2020-07-02 5:19:06 AM  
We've seen this before, subby, with the reopen protests before the BLM protests. They're protesting for their perceived right to use their bodies as biological weapon spreaders.
 
2020-07-02 5:22:49 AM  

innocuous77: I used to think hypocrisy was the one thing Americans wouldn't sit still for. I was so very wrong.


Close. Hypocrisy in someone other than themselves is the one thing Americans won't sit still for.
 
2020-07-02 5:23:45 AM  
Where were the riot police?
 
2020-07-02 5:42:19 AM  

BizarreMan: Could they be any more tone deaf?


Yes.  Just wait a day or two.
 
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