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2020-07-01 9:23:46 PM  
Ugh ugh ugh.

I was really hoping one of them would be okay. I shouldn't be surprised. And the Trump manager's reaction and their subsequent statement were farking hilarious and precisely what I would expect from such a corporation.
 
2020-07-01 10:08:33 PM  
Cleaning supplies cost money. And every dollar spent on paper towels and lemon Pledge is a dollar that can't go directly to the C-level officers who make more in a day than the janitors make in a year.
 
2020-07-02 5:59:20 AM  
Ewww. No thanks.
 
2020-07-02 6:06:38 AM  
didn't think it was sweeps week
 
2020-07-02 6:10:41 AM  
So they just flat out lie about everything..?

I wish we knew this about don before he got elected president,

Wait a minute.. We did!
We still voted for him!

It's not dons fault, it's ours! We are idiots!

Well I'm not staying in his hotel either, now...
 
2020-07-02 6:13:10 AM  
I love how the Trump Tower response was "Fake News"... that seems to be the Trump family crest
 
2020-07-02 6:17:35 AM  

1funguy: So they just flat out lie about everything..?

I wish we knew this about don before he got elected president,

Wait a minute.. We did!
We still voted for him!

It's not dons fault, it's ours! We are idiots!

Well I'm not staying in his hotel either, now...



We didn't WANT to vote for him, look at the alternative of who ran against him.
/DO WE REALLY NEED YET ANOTHER CLINTON IN OFFICE??  We had to pick ONE!
 
2020-07-02 6:29:32 AM  
Weren't his hotels known to be shiat boxes long before the corona virus? I wouldn't expect that to change now.
 
2020-07-02 6:32:48 AM  

OldRod: I love how the Trump Tower response was "Fake News"... that seems to be the Trump family crest


Yeah I loved that response as well.  But their base will eat that shiat up.
 
2020-07-02 6:48:17 AM  
From now on, for the rest of my life, I'm packing my own pillow cases 'n towels when I travel. Maybe I'll bring handiwipes for surfaces 'n remotes. Ya know what? I'll just stay home. Problem solved.
 
2020-07-02 6:55:02 AM  

SR117Nighthawk: 1funguy: So they just flat out lie about everything..?

I wish we knew this about don before he got elected president,

Wait a minute.. We did!
We still voted for him!

It's not dons fault, it's ours! We are idiots!

Well I'm not staying in his hotel either, now...


We didn't WANT to vote for him, look at the alternative of who ran against him.
/DO WE REALLY NEED YET ANOTHER CLINTON IN OFFICE??  We had to pick ONE!


No, you made a choice, but us liberals are a kind and forgiving people.
Now, get back over here and DON'T DO IT AGAIN!
 
2020-07-02 6:58:55 AM  

SR117Nighthawk: 1funguy: So they just flat out lie about everything..?

I wish we knew this about don before he got elected president,

Wait a minute.. We did!
We still voted for him!

It's not dons fault, it's ours! We are idiots!

Well I'm not staying in his hotel either, now...


We didn't WANT to vote for him, look at the alternative of who ran against him.
/DO WE REALLY NEED YET ANOTHER CLINTON IN OFFICE??  We had to pick ONE!


I'm 46. The 90s wasn't THAT bad.
I'll take Clinton over Trump.
At this point maybe even Bush, the one from Florida.
 
2020-07-02 7:00:11 AM  

HammerHeadSnark: From now on, for the rest of my life, I'm packing my own pillow cases 'n towels when I travel. Maybe I'll bring handiwipes for surfaces 'n remotes. Ya know what? I'll just stay home. Problem solved.


I place new a shower curtain over the bed.
 
2020-07-02 7:00:50 AM  

waxbeans: SR117Nighthawk: 1funguy: So they just flat out lie about everything..?

I wish we knew this about don before he got elected president,

Wait a minute.. We did!
We still voted for him!

It's not dons fault, it's ours! We are idiots!

Well I'm not staying in his hotel either, now...


We didn't WANT to vote for him, look at the alternative of who ran against him.
/DO WE REALLY NEED YET ANOTHER CLINTON IN OFFICE??  We had to pick ONE!

I'm 46. The 90s wasn't THAT bad.
I'll take Clinton over Trump.
At this point maybe even Bush, the one from Florida.


Jeb.
 
2020-07-02 7:05:54 AM  

waxbeans: HammerHeadSnark: From now on, for the rest of my life, I'm packing my own pillow cases 'n towels when I travel. Maybe I'll bring handiwipes for surfaces 'n remotes. Ya know what? I'll just stay home. Problem solved.

I place new a shower curtain over the bed.


Are you Patrick Bateman?

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2020-07-02 7:10:08 AM  

waxbeans: waxbeans: SR117Nighthawk: 1funguy: So they just flat out lie about everything..?

I wish we knew this about don before he got elected president,

Wait a minute.. We did!
We still voted for him!

It's not dons fault, it's ours! We are idiots!

Well I'm not staying in his hotel either, now...


We didn't WANT to vote for him, look at the alternative of who ran against him.
/DO WE REALLY NEED YET ANOTHER CLINTON IN OFFICE??  We had to pick ONE!

I'm 46. The 90s wasn't THAT bad.
I'll take Clinton over Trump.
At this point maybe even Bush, the one from Florida.

Jeb.


Remember when YEEEEARRRGH! was enough to disqualify you from the Presidency?
 
2020-07-02 7:11:58 AM  
It's been like this for years. Hotels are farking disgusting. I'd rather sleep in my vehicle if I can.
 
2020-07-02 7:13:14 AM  

Gunner's Mate First Class Phillip Asshole: waxbeans: HammerHeadSnark: From now on, for the rest of my life, I'm packing my own pillow cases 'n towels when I travel. Maybe I'll bring handiwipes for surfaces 'n remotes. Ya know what? I'll just stay home. Problem solved.

I place new a shower curtain over the bed.

Are you Patrick Bateman?

[Fark user image image 800x482]


😏
 
2020-07-02 7:13:18 AM  
Been traveling for 20 years and you don't want to hear the stories I have to tell.
Condoms, mice, roaches, crickets, meth, and more bodily fluids than you can imagine.

Glamorous life on the road.
 
2020-07-02 7:15:49 AM  

LedLawless: waxbeans: waxbeans: SR117Nighthawk: 1funguy: So they just flat out lie about everything..?

I wish we knew this about don before he got elected president,

Wait a minute.. We did!
We still voted for him!

It's not dons fault, it's ours! We are idiots!

Well I'm not staying in his hotel either, now...


We didn't WANT to vote for him, look at the alternative of who ran against him.
/DO WE REALLY NEED YET ANOTHER CLINTON IN OFFICE??  We had to pick ONE!

I'm 46. The 90s wasn't THAT bad.
I'll take Clinton over Trump.
At this point maybe even Bush, the one from Florida.

Jeb.

Remember when YEEEEARRRGH! was enough to disqualify you from the Presidency?


Wut?
 
2020-07-02 7:18:22 AM  

fastfxr: Been traveling for 20 years and you don't want to hear the stories I have to tell.
Condoms, mice, roaches, crickets, meth, and more bodily fluids than you can imagine.

Glamorous life on the road.


But, did you ever make the mistake of checking into a place with a sign at check-in desk that said

No refund after 5 minutes.

?????????
If not?
Don't. Never. Run. Sleep in a car. With a dead Hooker.
 
2020-07-02 7:18:59 AM  

LedLawless: waxbeans: waxbeans: SR117Nighthawk: 1funguy: So they just flat out lie about everything..?

I wish we knew this about don before he got elected president,

Wait a minute.. We did!
We still voted for him!

It's not dons fault, it's ours! We are idiots!

Well I'm not staying in his hotel either, now...


We didn't WANT to vote for him, look at the alternative of who ran against him.
/DO WE REALLY NEED YET ANOTHER CLINTON IN OFFICE??  We had to pick ONE!

I'm 46. The 90s wasn't THAT bad.
I'll take Clinton over Trump.
At this point maybe even Bush, the one from Florida.

Jeb.

Remember when YEEEEARRRGH! was enough to disqualify you from the Presidency?


or pararie dogging out of a tank
 
2020-07-02 7:25:15 AM  

waxbeans: waxbeans: SR117Nighthawk: 1funguy: So they just flat out lie about everything..?

I wish we knew this about don before he got elected president,

Wait a minute.. We did!
We still voted for him!

It's not dons fault, it's ours! We are idiots!

Well I'm not staying in his hotel either, now...


We didn't WANT to vote for him, look at the alternative of who ran against him.
/DO WE REALLY NEED YET ANOTHER CLINTON IN OFFICE??  We had to pick ONE!

I'm 46. The 90s wasn't THAT bad.
I'll take Clinton over Trump.
At this point maybe even Bush, the one from Florida.

Jeb.


I think you mean Jeb!
 
2020-07-02 7:40:39 AM  

SR117Nighthawk: 1funguy: So they just flat out lie about everything..?

I wish we knew this about don before he got elected president,

Wait a minute.. We did!
We still voted for him!

It's not dons fault, it's ours! We are idiots!

Well I'm not staying in his hotel either, now...


We didn't WANT to vote for him, look at the alternative of who ran against him.
/DO WE REALLY NEED YET ANOTHER CLINTON IN OFFICE??  We had to pick ONE!


The last Clinton balanced the budget and wasn't evil.
 
d23 [OhFark]
2020-07-02 7:42:50 AM  
Corporatism encourages doing the absolute minimum to get by.  Imagine that...
 
2020-07-02 7:54:34 AM  

HammerHeadSnark: From now on, for the rest of my life, I'm packing my own pillow cases 'n towels when I travel. Maybe I'll bring handiwipes for surfaces 'n remotes. Ya know what? I'll just stay home. Problem solved.


A friend's wife always brings a full set of sheets and pillow cases when they stay in a hotel... I always thought it excessive.  But if they aren't changing the sheets now, what weren't they doing before the pandemic??!!
 
2020-07-02 8:09:33 AM  
I'm sleeping in a hotel right now, so I'm really getting a kick out of these replies.
The cleaning staff here do a great job.
No bed bugs, no odors, no stains or mold.
But this hotel isn't in the US...
 
2020-07-02 8:09:35 AM  

SR117Nighthawk: 1funguy: So they just flat out lie about everything..?

I wish we knew this about don before he got elected president,

Wait a minute.. We did!
We still voted for him!

It's not dons fault, it's ours! We are idiots!

Well I'm not staying in his hotel either, now...


We didn't WANT to vote for him, look at the alternative of who ran against him.
/DO WE REALLY NEED YET ANOTHER CLINTON IN OFFICE??  We had to pick ONE!


The electoral college voted to elect him when he lost the popular vote by the number of people who will die of the virus.
 
2020-07-02 8:11:04 AM  
First thing I do at any hotel is get fresh sheets and redo the bed myself. Guess I'm asking for new towels from now on as well.
 
2020-07-02 8:16:51 AM  

King Something: Cleaning supplies cost money. And every dollar spent on paper towels and lemon Pledge is a dollar that can't go directly to the C-level officers who make more in a day than the janitors make in a year.


Also - STOCKHOLDERS - ya godda kiss their butts everytime by being a goddamn cheapskate!
 
2020-07-02 9:19:09 AM  
I'm booking any future rooms as investigative reporter, ChrisDe CNN.
 
2020-07-02 9:38:12 AM  
Gotta say, the scarier thing to most people is bedbugs.
 
2020-07-02 10:01:31 AM  

DippityDoo: I'm sleeping in a hotel right now, so I'm really getting a kick out of these replies.
The cleaning staff here do a great job.
No bed bugs, no odors, no stains or mold.
But this hotel isn't in the US...


You  can really get a place clean when you pay nothing
 
2020-07-02 10:56:28 AM  
I worked as a hotel maid for 6 months many many years ago, and back then I had 7 1/2 hours to clean every even numbered room on a floor. That was 30 rooms, and that was before hotels REALLY started cutting corners on cleaning staff. I left every room the way I'd want to find it as a guest, but that's also why I only lasted 6 months - changing the beds was literally back breaking work, not to mention properly cleaning bathrooms and other surfaces. I know cleaning staff messed up here, not changing beds etc, but I'll bet anything additional staff hasn't been brought in to lighten the loads and requiring a covid level clean in 15 min per room is just not going to happen without the staffing and supplies to make it happen.
 
2020-07-02 10:59:14 AM  
Maybe they go into it in the video I didn't watch, but how did they guarantee they got back into the same room?

(Not that I'm doubting it - hotels are already terrible about cleaning)
 
2020-07-02 11:14:24 AM  
Seems like 2 people putting clean sheets on and making the bed would be the quickest way. Then split up to clean the rest of two rooms.
 
2020-07-02 11:43:48 AM  

fastfxr: Been traveling for 20 years and you don't want to hear the stories I have to tell.
Condoms, mice, roaches, crickets, meth, and more bodily fluids than you can imagine.

Glamorous life on the road.


The bed bugs alone must be exhausting.  I'll never sleep anywhere but my own home again without running all luggage & clothing through the dryer and showering the instant I get home.  And I dread ever having to rent again.
 
2020-07-02 11:45:27 AM  

Any Pie Left: Gotta say, the scarier thing to most people is bedbugs.


Got gnawed up after staying at the LaQuinta in Brooklyn Park MN many years ago. God that sucked.
 
2020-07-02 11:54:04 AM  

JayCab: Maybe they go into it in the video I didn't watch, but how did they guarantee they got back into the same room?

(Not that I'm doubting it - hotels are already terrible about cleaning)


You can request rooms.
 
2020-07-02 11:55:55 AM  
Why are you holding my hand?
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2020-07-02 12:01:13 PM  
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Still no excuse for putting these on the road.
 
2020-07-02 10:26:51 PM  

SR117Nighthawk: 1funguy: So they just flat out lie about everything..?

I wish we knew this about don before he got elected president,

Wait a minute.. We did!
We still voted for him!

It's not dons fault, it's ours! We are idiots!

Well I'm not staying in his hotel either, now...


We didn't WANT to vote for him, look at the alternative of who ran against him.
/DO WE REALLY NEED YET ANOTHER CLINTON IN OFFICE??  We had to pick ONE!


And yet we got dillary clump anyway.  Seriously, when the sane choice ends up being Gary farking Johnson, just because it would have kept the status quo from deadlock alone, you know your two other choices were complete crap.
 
2020-07-02 10:33:50 PM  

gyorg: SR117Nighthawk: 1funguy: So they just flat out lie about everything..?

I wish we knew this about don before he got elected president,

Wait a minute.. We did!
We still voted for him!

It's not dons fault, it's ours! We are idiots!

Well I'm not staying in his hotel either, now...


We didn't WANT to vote for him, look at the alternative of who ran against him.
/DO WE REALLY NEED YET ANOTHER CLINTON IN OFFICE??  We had to pick ONE!

The last Clinton balanced the budget and wasn't evil.


I mean, except for DADT, DOMA, the Communications Decency Act, and the crime bill, all of which we're still feeling nothing but negative repercussions for today, and all strongly contributed to the shiatshow that was June 2020, and were pretty farking far right wing even in the 90s.  It's a very damnable record.  And I think it speaks volumes that he's still the second best president we've had in my lifetime.
 
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