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(Entertainment Weekly)   There may be more humiliating ways to die than from a case of Coronavirus that you caught while attending a VANILLA ICE concert in Texas, but offhand, subby can't think of any   (ew.com) divider line
    More: Facepalm, Austin, Texas, Texas Gov. Greg Abbott, Emerald Point Bar, Ice Ice Baby, Queen, shores of Lake Travis, large capacity, Austin Chronicle  
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2020-07-01 8:43:04 PM  
The horror.....the horror....for going to a Vanilla Ice concert.

Catching COVID-19 would also be bad.
 
2020-07-01 8:47:55 PM  

NotCodger: The horror.....the horror....for going to a Vanilla Ice concert.

Catching COVID-19 would also be bad.


It gets worse.  Color Me Badd is opening up for him.
 
2020-07-01 8:49:58 PM  
It would have been embarrassing to attend a Vanilla Ice concert in 1995, let alone 2020.
 
2020-07-01 8:50:58 PM  

dildo tontine: NotCodger: The horror.....the horror....for going to a Vanilla Ice concert.

Catching COVID-19 would also be bad.

It gets worse.  Color Me Badd is opening up for him.


They're both opening for Nickelback.
 
2020-07-01 8:54:05 PM  
If you're willing to die for a Vanilla Ice concert there's nothing that can be done for you
 
2020-07-01 8:57:17 PM  
"Another retro act, Color Me Badd, will sex up the same venue on July 4th."

... this whole deal is no longer funny
 
2020-07-01 8:59:11 PM  
Probably goes well with the herpes you caught during that Nickleback concert.
 
2020-07-01 8:59:39 PM  
I only know TWO songs by Vanilla Ice. One I don't think he's allowed to legally sing, and the other only works with four adolescent-age reptiles who know martial arts dancing along.
 
2020-07-01 9:00:40 PM  
Deadly, when I play a dope melody
Anything less than COVID is a felony
 
jbc [TotalFark]
2020-07-01 9:02:13 PM  
All right stop
Collaborate and listen
Ice is back with his brand new infection 
Something grabs a hold of him tightly
Couch like a mother daily and nightly
Will it ever stop?
Yo, I don't know
Take off your mask and he'll go
To the extreme, he rock the vent like a vandal
No quarantine and snuff that chump like a candle
 
2020-07-01 9:19:00 PM  

gameshowhost: "Another retro act, Color Me Badd, will sex up the same venue on July 4th."

... this whole deal is no longer funny


Clown Gang-Bang.
 
2020-07-01 9:19:05 PM  
I'm not in favor of joking about awkward deaths.

However, Havin' A Roni still holds up. Solid track.
 
2020-07-01 9:29:11 PM  
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2020-07-01 9:49:22 PM  
Ass Ass Baby!
 
2020-07-01 9:58:44 PM  
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I told the world I got stabbed in the butt
But it turns out it was a toilet paper cut!

Yo VIP let's kick it!
 
2020-07-01 10:03:26 PM  

jbc: All right stop
Collaborate and listen
Ice is back with his brand new infection 
Something grabs a hold of him tightly
Couch like a mother daily and nightly
Will it ever stop?
Yo, I don't know
Take off your mask and he'll go
To the extreme, he rock the vent like a vandal
No quarantine and snuff that chump like a candle


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2020-07-01 10:04:42 PM  
Dammit, didn't see this one, so I submitted the obligatory "Pretty Fly for a White Guy" headline...
 
2020-07-01 11:34:01 PM  
ICU ICU baby ...
 
TWX [TotalFark]
2020-07-02 12:10:22 AM  
The health department needs to shut this down.  Even if there wasn't Coronavirus.
 
2020-07-02 2:41:25 AM  
A Song of Vanilla Ice and Fire - Game of Thrones x Ice Ice Baby (Full song)
Youtube nws1JQHBlJA
 
2020-07-02 3:31:49 AM  
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Well, it's dying from a preventable disease if you had stayed home, so that's one.

It's dying in Texas, so that's two.

It's dying to see.....god help us...Vanilla Ice, so, yeah:

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2020-07-02 4:03:16 AM  
Alright ... stop.

Hammertime?
 
2020-07-02 4:54:19 AM  
Visual Howlaround Title Sequence:

Well, it's dying from a preventable disease if you had stayed home, so that's one.

It's dying in Texas, so that's two.

It's dying to see.....god help us...Vanilla Ice, so, yeah:



Now You're on Ice, Ice, Baby
 
2020-07-02 4:59:06 AM  
Is Snow the support act?
 
2020-07-02 5:04:58 AM  
If Vanilla Ice gets Covid-19 he'll see what it's like to be under pressure in the ICU praying to give himself just one more chance. Praying to give himself one more chance as people on streets dare him to change his way of caring about other's lives and stop turning away from it all like a blind man sitting on the fence finally admitting he lifted from a song and didn't create original music.
 
2020-07-02 5:28:42 AM  

Three Crooked Squirrels: Deadly, when I play a dope melody
Anything less than COVID is a felony


*shakes tiny infected fist*
 
2020-07-02 5:52:42 AM  

fusillade762: Alright ... stop.

Hammertime?


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2020-07-02 6:17:54 AM  
*cough* *cough* Baby!
 
2020-07-02 6:23:43 AM  
this is that group with george michael and kenny g and snow.

BnB & Color Me Badd
Youtube xc1yZlyqgeE
 
2020-07-02 6:25:23 AM  
What's worse? The Ice is doing this or that people are going to go?
 
2020-07-02 6:38:16 AM  
Go COVID go COVID go!
 
2020-07-02 6:41:47 AM  
I'm here to admit that not only did I see him on the Hard to Swallow tour (when he went all rap-metal), but I also have a signed copy of that CD that I picked up during a meet and greet before said show.

Not gonna lie, it was a great time. Dude put on a hell of a show. I've seen many bigger, heavier, far more well respected acts play far more boring sets.
 
2020-07-02 7:07:59 AM  
A couple hours after you die, your body will be

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2020-07-02 7:27:23 AM  

Shanghai_Flyer: A couple hours after you die, your body will be

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That's awesome. He has that badass brooding look on his head with those ridiculous pants and whatever the fark that is excuse for a bike. That poor girl. If only she got that Noxema commercial she could have some dignity. Now she has to lie to all her friends and tell them she's a bukkaki porn star and hope they don't see that movie.
 
2020-07-02 7:46:12 AM  
Must have had covid before. Transmission impossible in audience of 1
 
2020-07-02 7:52:27 AM  
Last time I went to a VI concert, two people were inflicted with head parasites and another bitten by a very sick looking dog.

So the final score for that night was: lice, lice, rabies.
 
2020-07-02 8:58:28 AM  

Cake Hunter: I'm not in favor of joking about awkward deaths.

However, Havin' A Roni still holds up. Solid track.


Guess he'll have top change that one to Havin' the 'Rona.  Amirite?
 
2020-07-02 9:10:35 AM  
The most amazing part of the article:

Tickets range from $25 for general admission to $300 for VIP seating (the latter is sold out).
 
2020-07-02 1:51:53 PM  
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2020-07-02 10:41:48 PM  

farkingismybusiness: [Fark user image 259x194]
I told the world I got stabbed in the butt
But it turns out it was a toilet paper cut!

Yo VIP let's kick it!


Took me a while to find a video with decent quality:


Vanilla Ice - Ice Ice Baby - Parody
Youtube fUERe0h-JUM


/always loved the music video parodies on In Living Color
 
2020-07-03 10:28:19 AM  

Mugato: Shanghai_Flyer: A couple hours after you die, your body will be

[Fark user image image 279x402]

That's awesome. He has that badass brooding look on his head with those ridiculous pants and whatever the fark that is excuse for a bike. That poor girl. If only she got that Noxema commercial she could have some dignity. Now she has to lie to all her friends and tell them she's a bukkaki porn star and hope they don't see that movie.


That girl was in Home Alone.
 
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