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(6ABC Philadelphia)   Two found dead after swimming in Murderkill River. Maybe they should have gone swimming in the lesser known Lifesaver River   ( divider line
    More: Obvious, Delaware, Rescue, 21-year-old man, Search and rescue, Delaware State Police, SOUTH BOWERS, 21-year-old Kevin George Jr., Emergency medical services  
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1604 clicks; posted to Main » on 02 Jul 2020 at 1:05 AM (16 weeks ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook

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2020-07-01 10:45:38 PM  
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2020-07-02 1:12:28 AM  
11 votes:
Nice to know some places live up to their name.
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Huge disappointment
2020-07-02 1:54:35 AM  
3 votes:
I mean, Stayalivecomfortably River is my go-to when I get the river swimming itch.
2020-07-02 2:10:50 AM  
2 votes:

creckert: Nice to know some places live up to their name.
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Huge disappointment

I found Donal Trump's Fark account.
2020-07-02 2:05:20 AM  
2 votes:
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2020-07-02 1:40:40 AM  
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Iczer: I dunno, Lifesaver River sounds awfully sticky...

Ain't the first time you've been covered in sticky fluids and sadness.
2020-07-02 1:09:28 AM  
2 votes:
Subby, do you play life on easy mode?
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